Disclaimer- Yet another one!
We do not now, nor will we ever own YYH. Don't sue us, we don't have money
and we are not making any money either. Thanks
Going Insane- Probably because whenever you do get money you spend it on
manga!
Hiei's fiancée- or trading cards, like YYH.
Going Insane- Yep, she has one of Yusuke and Puu, Puu is a penguin with
large ears
Hiei's fiancée- Puu is cute Warning there is Tea bashing in this
chapter so if you don't like it don't hurt us! There is also implied
"swearing" in this chapter so once again, don't like it don't read it!
Going Insane- thank you so much for reviewing our fic, Animegoddess177 and
Revolutionize the World's End! (
By the way, what does OMFGROTFLMAO, mean?
And now to the fic
Chapter Five- Mother Yusuke and Friends
We probably don't need to say it, but we will anyways.
It was still a bright happy spring day outside, and inside too, as Yukina
had shut down the guillotine. Which everyone, except, Yusuke and Keiko, was
happy about. Hiei and Kurama didn't know yet as they were still nowhere to
be found.
Yusuke: If they're making out....
Keiko: Oh relax Yusuke! They'll be fine!
Looking at Kuwabara and Yukina who are still making out
Yusuke: You know, I think I will go find them anyways.
Keiko looks at Kuwabara and Yukina too
Keiko: I think I'll come too.
Yusuke and Keiko rush out of the room
Meanwhile....
Kurama: Well this hall looks as dark and deserted as we're going to get!
Hiei: Whatever.
Hiei secretly fed up with Kurama for taking so long to find a god damn (or
if you prefer, gosh darn) hallway
Kurama: Come on Hiei!
Kurama and Hiei start madly making out
Hiei: Wait! I can't do this anymore!
Kurama: Why not?
Hiei: I keep seeing images of that baka kissing my sister!
Kurama: Eww, you're right!
Kurama and Hiei sit and talk together, suddenly Hiei jumps up
Hiei: Yusuke still has my katana!
Kurama stands up more slowly
Kurama: What was that?
Hiei: If he doesn't give it back, I will kill him!
Kurama: Hiei, clam down! It will be ok!
Hiei, totally not listening, is pacing up and down the hall mumbling
Hiei: Dragon ought to do it, either that or burn him to a crisp! Yes, burn!
Kurama: Hiei, I know this probably sounds really weird! But why don't we
just go ask Yusuke for it back!
Hiei: Might work.
Yusuke and Keiko, walking down the hall see them, Yusuke has a flashlight.
He shines it in their faces
Yusuke: All right you two, break it up! Keep those hormones under control!
Kurama: We were just talking.
Hiei, who had disappeared when Yusuke and Keiko came down the hall,
suddenly jumped down on Yusuke
Hiei: Give it! Now!
Yusuke: Ow, ow! What are you talking about?!
Hiei: I think you know! It's my precious!
(Sorry, we know, Lord of the Rings, but we couldn't resist.)
Kurama: You Know Hiei, you don't look cute like that! And I thought that I
was your precious! TT
Hiei: Yea, yea, yea!
Hiei goes back to fighting with Yusuke, who is still completely clueless
Yusuke: Oh! I get it!
Yusuke swings katana up and accidentally hits Hiei on the side of the
head, Hiei falls over
Hiei: Ow!
Kurama rushes over and helps Hiei sit up
Kurama: Hiei are you ok?!
Hiei: I'm fine. But my katana! Are you ok precious?
hugs it like a mother would hug a baby
Kurama: You know Hiei, if I didn't know any better I'd say you loved that
sword more than me!
Hiei: It's not a sword, it's a katana!
Kurama: Fine!
Kurama storms down the hall
Keiko: Well now you've done it Hiei!
Hiei: Wait I didn't mean it! Come back Kurama!
Yusuke: (muttering under his breath in a falsetto voice) Come back to me
Kurama! I need you!
Hiei punches Yusuke in the stomach, and runs off down the hall after
Kurama
As heard from far away:
Hiei: I'm so sorry Kurama, you are my precious, I love you!
Kurama: I love you too Hiei!
Yusuke: I'll be right back, Keiko.
Keiko: Take your time.
Meanwhile down the hall:
Kurama and Hiei are madly making out, neither have their shirts on
Yusuke: What did I tell you kids! Come on, I want to see you up and
presentable! With all your clothing ON!
Hiei stands up and glares at Yusuke
Hiei: Remember that time I found you and Keiko....
Yusuke claps his hand over Hiei's mouth
Hiei: Mmph foomph mwho....
Tea suddenly drops out of the sky onto Kurama, who is still lying on the
ground with no shirt on, Hiei turns around
Hiei: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON TOP OF MY KITSUNE?! I AM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED
TO FK HIM!
Tea: You know Hiei, that's not very friendly language!
Yusuke is now rolling on the floor laughing, as Hiei flips Tea off,
repeatedly
Kurama: Hiei, I appreciate the fact that you love me, but I'm feeling sort
of held down right now!
Hiei walks over and throws Tea of Kurama, Keiko has now walked down the
hall to see what all the commotion is
Hiei: WHAT THE FK ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU ARE A (Please insert own words
here)!
Tea: Hiei, I feel that our relationship has some problems. Maybe we should
try to work them out!
Hiei draws katana
Hiei: Oh, I'll work them out!
Tea: Oh, you're such a silly, little, goosey, woosey! I meant in a
nonthreatening way! With words and feelings!
Kurama, Yusuke and Keiko are all, now rolling on the floor laughing
Hiei: Words and feelings?! OK!
I hate you! Now for some words: (once again, use your imagination)
Tea: Hiei, here are some new words to use that start with "F"!
Friendly, Friendship, Friends...
Hiei: FREAK! FK! FK YOU!
Tea: You know Hiei, anger and hate stop the world!
Everyone looks very confused
Because Friendship makes the world go round!
Kurama: (still barely breathing from laughing so hard) I thought that
Einstein disproved that?!
Tea: Well, Einstein was just an old phony with a wig!
Einstein suddenly appears from absolutely nowhere
Einstein: It's not a wig!
Einstein disappears again
Everyone looks very, very confused. Tea however, is still going on about
friendship, and working out problems in a relationship
A/N- We don't own Yu Gi Oh either, sorry forgot in the disclaimer. So in
case you hadn't figured it out Tea (or Anzu, but we like the name Tea
better) is from Yu Gi Oh!
Going Insane- Does implying things make the rating go up?
Hiei's fiancée- Hiei, no shirt on.
Going Insane- Get over it!
Hiei's fiancée- Sorry if you think we should have kicked the rating up a
bit but since we are under 18 it would be pretty stupid. Besides we never
say anything bad and there are no lemons (Gomen, Gomen)
Going Insane- If anyone is bugged by our implied use of language spend a
day in Jr. or High school!
Hiei's fiancée- Especially if I have a U.S. History project due in 15
minutes, which is worth half of my grade that I still haven't started.
Going Insane- I'll testify to that! and she painted her nails the other
day, now when she flips me off there are two different, pretty colors of
nail polish to look at! (
Hiei's fiancée- They are pretty colors aren't they? Pink and green (
Going Insane- Sorry for babbling so much, hope you like the fic! PLEASE
REVIEW!!!!!! (If you don't it hurts our feelings () Also, flames are for
marshmallows, not reviews!
We do not now, nor will we ever own YYH. Don't sue us, we don't have money
and we are not making any money either. Thanks
Going Insane- Probably because whenever you do get money you spend it on
manga!
Hiei's fiancée- or trading cards, like YYH.
Going Insane- Yep, she has one of Yusuke and Puu, Puu is a penguin with
large ears
Hiei's fiancée- Puu is cute Warning there is Tea bashing in this
chapter so if you don't like it don't hurt us! There is also implied
"swearing" in this chapter so once again, don't like it don't read it!
Going Insane- thank you so much for reviewing our fic, Animegoddess177 and
Revolutionize the World's End! (
By the way, what does OMFGROTFLMAO, mean?
And now to the fic
Chapter Five- Mother Yusuke and Friends
We probably don't need to say it, but we will anyways.
It was still a bright happy spring day outside, and inside too, as Yukina
had shut down the guillotine. Which everyone, except, Yusuke and Keiko, was
happy about. Hiei and Kurama didn't know yet as they were still nowhere to
be found.
Yusuke: If they're making out....
Keiko: Oh relax Yusuke! They'll be fine!
Looking at Kuwabara and Yukina who are still making out
Yusuke: You know, I think I will go find them anyways.
Keiko looks at Kuwabara and Yukina too
Keiko: I think I'll come too.
Yusuke and Keiko rush out of the room
Meanwhile....
Kurama: Well this hall looks as dark and deserted as we're going to get!
Hiei: Whatever.
Hiei secretly fed up with Kurama for taking so long to find a god damn (or
if you prefer, gosh darn) hallway
Kurama: Come on Hiei!
Kurama and Hiei start madly making out
Hiei: Wait! I can't do this anymore!
Kurama: Why not?
Hiei: I keep seeing images of that baka kissing my sister!
Kurama: Eww, you're right!
Kurama and Hiei sit and talk together, suddenly Hiei jumps up
Hiei: Yusuke still has my katana!
Kurama stands up more slowly
Kurama: What was that?
Hiei: If he doesn't give it back, I will kill him!
Kurama: Hiei, clam down! It will be ok!
Hiei, totally not listening, is pacing up and down the hall mumbling
Hiei: Dragon ought to do it, either that or burn him to a crisp! Yes, burn!
Kurama: Hiei, I know this probably sounds really weird! But why don't we
just go ask Yusuke for it back!
Hiei: Might work.
Yusuke and Keiko, walking down the hall see them, Yusuke has a flashlight.
He shines it in their faces
Yusuke: All right you two, break it up! Keep those hormones under control!
Kurama: We were just talking.
Hiei, who had disappeared when Yusuke and Keiko came down the hall,
suddenly jumped down on Yusuke
Hiei: Give it! Now!
Yusuke: Ow, ow! What are you talking about?!
Hiei: I think you know! It's my precious!
(Sorry, we know, Lord of the Rings, but we couldn't resist.)
Kurama: You Know Hiei, you don't look cute like that! And I thought that I
was your precious! TT
Hiei: Yea, yea, yea!
Hiei goes back to fighting with Yusuke, who is still completely clueless
Yusuke: Oh! I get it!
Yusuke swings katana up and accidentally hits Hiei on the side of the
head, Hiei falls over
Hiei: Ow!
Kurama rushes over and helps Hiei sit up
Kurama: Hiei are you ok?!
Hiei: I'm fine. But my katana! Are you ok precious?
hugs it like a mother would hug a baby
Kurama: You know Hiei, if I didn't know any better I'd say you loved that
sword more than me!
Hiei: It's not a sword, it's a katana!
Kurama: Fine!
Kurama storms down the hall
Keiko: Well now you've done it Hiei!
Hiei: Wait I didn't mean it! Come back Kurama!
Yusuke: (muttering under his breath in a falsetto voice) Come back to me
Kurama! I need you!
Hiei punches Yusuke in the stomach, and runs off down the hall after
Kurama
As heard from far away:
Hiei: I'm so sorry Kurama, you are my precious, I love you!
Kurama: I love you too Hiei!
Yusuke: I'll be right back, Keiko.
Keiko: Take your time.
Meanwhile down the hall:
Kurama and Hiei are madly making out, neither have their shirts on
Yusuke: What did I tell you kids! Come on, I want to see you up and
presentable! With all your clothing ON!
Hiei stands up and glares at Yusuke
Hiei: Remember that time I found you and Keiko....
Yusuke claps his hand over Hiei's mouth
Hiei: Mmph foomph mwho....
Tea suddenly drops out of the sky onto Kurama, who is still lying on the
ground with no shirt on, Hiei turns around
Hiei: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON TOP OF MY KITSUNE?! I AM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED
TO FK HIM!
Tea: You know Hiei, that's not very friendly language!
Yusuke is now rolling on the floor laughing, as Hiei flips Tea off,
repeatedly
Kurama: Hiei, I appreciate the fact that you love me, but I'm feeling sort
of held down right now!
Hiei walks over and throws Tea of Kurama, Keiko has now walked down the
hall to see what all the commotion is
Hiei: WHAT THE FK ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU ARE A (Please insert own words
here)!
Tea: Hiei, I feel that our relationship has some problems. Maybe we should
try to work them out!
Hiei draws katana
Hiei: Oh, I'll work them out!
Tea: Oh, you're such a silly, little, goosey, woosey! I meant in a
nonthreatening way! With words and feelings!
Kurama, Yusuke and Keiko are all, now rolling on the floor laughing
Hiei: Words and feelings?! OK!
I hate you! Now for some words: (once again, use your imagination)
Tea: Hiei, here are some new words to use that start with "F"!
Friendly, Friendship, Friends...
Hiei: FREAK! FK! FK YOU!
Tea: You know Hiei, anger and hate stop the world!
Everyone looks very confused
Because Friendship makes the world go round!
Kurama: (still barely breathing from laughing so hard) I thought that
Einstein disproved that?!
Tea: Well, Einstein was just an old phony with a wig!
Einstein suddenly appears from absolutely nowhere
Einstein: It's not a wig!
Einstein disappears again
Everyone looks very, very confused. Tea however, is still going on about
friendship, and working out problems in a relationship
A/N- We don't own Yu Gi Oh either, sorry forgot in the disclaimer. So in
case you hadn't figured it out Tea (or Anzu, but we like the name Tea
better) is from Yu Gi Oh!
Going Insane- Does implying things make the rating go up?
Hiei's fiancée- Hiei, no shirt on.
Going Insane- Get over it!
Hiei's fiancée- Sorry if you think we should have kicked the rating up a
bit but since we are under 18 it would be pretty stupid. Besides we never
say anything bad and there are no lemons (Gomen, Gomen)
Going Insane- If anyone is bugged by our implied use of language spend a
day in Jr. or High school!
Hiei's fiancée- Especially if I have a U.S. History project due in 15
minutes, which is worth half of my grade that I still haven't started.
Going Insane- I'll testify to that! and she painted her nails the other
day, now when she flips me off there are two different, pretty colors of
nail polish to look at! (
Hiei's fiancée- They are pretty colors aren't they? Pink and green (
Going Insane- Sorry for babbling so much, hope you like the fic! PLEASE
REVIEW!!!!!! (If you don't it hurts our feelings () Also, flames are for
marshmallows, not reviews!