Disclaimer- And we still don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Yu-Gi-Oh
Hiei's fiancée- but I wish I did
Going Insane- although she is trying to gain possession of both shows! (
Hiei's fiancée- To all anonymous reviewers so sorry if you couldn't review!
We are still new to this and didn't realize we had the stupid little box
checked! We love you!
Going Insane- and we know that five million other anonymous readers wanted
to review us, because we're sooooo popular!
Hiei's fiancée- Miki from Revolutionary girl is HOT!! So is Hiei, Kurama,
Yusuke, Touya (YYH and Ceres), Aki, Jin, Yuhi, Bakura, Ryou, Yami, Malik,
Kaiba, Recca, Sasuke, Kakashi, Haku (spirited away and naruto) ashitaka,
tasuki, chichiri, luka, luel, raenef, eclipse ...
Going Insane- (I just put my hand over her mouth) Please help me! I'm stuck
in a small room with an obsessive person!
Hiei's fiancée- Remember, they only tell you you are special before they
put you in a strait jacket and take you away to a place where you can be
happy all the time! . Also Tom Felton (Malfoy), Daniel Radcliff (Harry),
and Rupert Grint (Ron) are all hot too!
Going Insane, if anyone has any duck tape, please send it to me!
Hiei's fiancée- TT
Going Insane- ah, silence! to the fic!
Chapter Six- Tea's Last Wish
For the sixth time, it is Bright, Happy, and Sunny outside. However we
aren't outside, so it's not really relevant. Hiei is about to snap, and
kill Tea, Kurama, Yusuke, and Keiko are all unable to move from laughter,
and Yukina and Kuwabara are (hopefully) no longer making out.
Hiei: What is your problem?! Can't you shut up about friends! I am not your
friend, nor will I ever be your friend!
Tea is still smiling
Tea: Friendship will always win in the end Hiei!
Hiei: (Forced grin on his face) you're right Tea! Friendship does always
win! I'm going to show you something that will change your life forever!
Tea: Do you do this to all your friends?
Hiei: Only my closest!
Tea: I knew you'd see it my way!
Hiei followed by Tea, walks down the hall to the classroom. Kurama, Keiko,
and Yusuke follow, thankfully Yukina and Kuwabara aren't in the classroom,
and we hope they aren't off doing things they shouldn't be doing.
Kurama: Hey Yusuke, shouldn't you go make sure that Kuwabara and Yukina are
keeping their hormones under control?
Yusuke: I don't want to see THAT!
Hiei leads Tea over to the guillotine
Tea: Hiei, what's that thing?!
(Tea doesn't know what a guillotine is because her brain is chock full of
little pink bunnies, dancing, and throwing around red heart-shaped flowers,
and singing "Let's be friends forever!")
Hiei: It puts a friendship necklace on your neck!
(Yusuke and Keiko have conveniently forgotten to tell Hiei and Kurama that
Yukina has forbidden them use of the guillotine)
Tea: Are the necklaces part of some sort of friendship initiation?
Keiko: (looking sickingly happy) YES!! Everyone in our special club has
them! When you combine two they form hearts! And we're all friends forever!
Tea: But where are all of your necklaces?
Keiko: They're invisible while separated! To symbolize how our hearts
aren't complete without friends!
Tears roll down Tea's face, while behind her back, Hiei, Kurama, and
Yusuke pretend to barf
Tea: Will my necklace form a heart with yours Hiei?
Hiei: (Forced smile) Of course Tea!
Kurama's face turning red, fists clenched at side
Let's get that necklace on ya!
Hiei, frantically making apologetic gestures at Kurama, leads Tea over to
the guillotine
Keiko: (Executioners uniform back on) Just stick your head right there!
Tea: OK! Oh, and after I get my necklace on, we should change that
boring uniform! It should be pink with hearts!
Keiko: (forced smile) Hiei, you brought her to the club! Want to do the
honors?!
(Is therefore still obeying Yukina's orders and not using the guillotine,
not to mention that Hiei would kill to get to chop off Tea's head)
Hiei is shaking with anticipation, "Kuwabara got away, Tea won't!"
Hiei: (possessed grin on face) Of course!
Hiei releases rope. Tea's head rolls off, everyone cheers
The friendship thing is dead at last!!!!!!
Kurama: Let's burn it!
Keiko: We can't (looking very depressed) it would set off alarms!
Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, and Keiko start dancing around her body, singing the
munchkin song from the Wizard of Oz
Kurama: Hiei, do you want to make a heart with me?!
Yusuke: No kissing!
Hiei: Can't we celebrate?
Keiko: (Before Yusuke can answer) OK, just this once!
Keiko starts making out with Yusuke
Kurama: Thank you mommy!
Yukina and Kuwabara walk in, they see Yusuke and Keiko making out and Hiei
and Kurama making out. Yukina smiles, then sees the headless corpse of
Tea.
Yukina: What did I tell you about the guillotine?!
Hiei: Not to use it to cut Kazuma's head off?
Yukina: NO! I specifically told you not to use it anymore!
Kurama: (Raising his hand) Hiei and I weren't here!
Yukina: Well, where were you then?!
Kurama: Bathroom!
Kurama grabs Hiei's arm
You know, always use a buddy!
Yusuke: We learned that at Friendship Camp!
Hiei punches Yusuke, hard
Ow!
Yukina: Hiei! I assume YOU had something to do with this!
Hiei: Maybe...
five minutes later when Yukina is still glaring at him
Yusuke and Keiko didn't tell us we couldn't use it!
Yusuke: He was a mad man I tell you! We couldn't have stopped him even if
we tried!
Hiei attacks Yusuke, Yukina starts yelling, however it's really not
important what she's yelling, as Hiei and Yusuke are yelling louder
(What they are yelling is rather unimportant, as we want this to stay a PG-
13 rating()
Around ten minutes later Yusuke stagers upright
Yusuke: You see! He's a mad man!
Hiei grabs Yusuke's ankle, Yusuke falls back and is out cold
Yukina: (acting like a total little sister) Hiei, I'm telling!
Hiei: You can't, as "Mother Dear" is out cold.
Hiei Points at Yusuke, as everyone else tries to hide laughter, Yukina is
enraged
Yukina: I meant Lord Koenma! (In an obnoxious sing-song voice) Didn't he
make a rule that we couldn't fight anymore after Yusuke broke Kazuma's leg
in three places?!
Kurama: Wasn't that Hiei?
Hiei kicks Kurama, we won't mention where
Yukina: What was that Kurama?
Kurama: (sounding like he's been sucking helium) Nothing....
Botan comes through open window on her oar
Botan: Hi guys! Two things, one: the cops just got here! and two:
Koenma really wants to talk to you guys, right now!
Yukina: Ha, I told you guys!
Kazuma: Oh, man you guys are dead! Poor little runt, I'd hate to be in your
shoes! Wait they wouldn't fit!
Kurama is holding back Hiei and looking like he just failed a final
Hiei, not really caring that he is about to get a huge lecture from
Koenma, probably more, because he is still trying to get to Kazuma.
Keiko: (Quickly throwing off the hood on her executioner's uniform) I had
nothing to do with this!
Yusuke: XX
Yukina: Keiko! Don't think you're getting away with this!
Yukina grabs the hood of Keiko's uniform and drags her over to Botan
Kurama: (panicked breathing)
Hiei: Just... a... little... closer.... to Neck.....
Kuwabara: Poor little runt can't reach me!
Keiko: it wasn't me! Honest! (Still desperately trying to take off
executioners uniform, and burn it, to destroy all evidence, while Yukina is
holding her back)
Yusuke: XX
Botan: Is there something going on that I should know about?!
Kurama manages to drag Hiei, still trying to kill Kuwabara, over to Botan
Botan: OK that looks like everybody, oh, Kuwabara, will you grab Yusuke!
Kuwabara: No problem!
grabs Yusuke's ankle and drags him over to Botan
Oh dear, his head seems to be hitting desks! Oops, oops, oh darn, Yusuke,
watch your head!
Botan's oar extends about seven feet
Botan: Everybody on!
Keiko is still trying to escape in the last five seconds before Yukina
drags her to the oar. Everyone finally climbs on, Yukina is restraining
Keiko, Kurama is restraining Hiei, and Kuwabara is still stuck with the
unconscious Yusuke. While traveling through the portal, Kuwabara is just
out of Hiei's reach.
Hiei: Little further! Just one little push and all my problems are gone!
Hiei turns to face Kurama
Think about it! The friendship thing AND that annoying lump all gone in one
day!
Kurama holds Hiei tighter
Kurama: You can do it Hiei, just a little farther!
They all walk into the palace at Reikai, some involuntarily, Keiko throws
herself at Koenma's feet
Keiko: I'm innocent! I tell you, I had nothing to do with it!
Koenma: What are you talking about?!
Keiko: Aren't you going to scold us about the guillotine?
Koenma: What guillotine?
Yusuke: (waking up) Exactly! What guillotine?
Yusuke suddenly looks up and sees who's holding him
Yusuke: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Kuwabara: Aaah! It moved! (Kuwabara drops Yusuke)
Yusuke: Ouch!
Yukina: Kazuma! That wasn't very nice!
Koenma: (looking very confused)
Keiko, looking like school has ended three months early and dressed in the
executioners uniform, is dancing around the room singing the "Hallelujah
Chorus" Yusuke is still on he floor, Kuwabara is apologizing to Yukina, and
Kurama is still restraining Hiei
Don't you want to know why you're here?
Yusuke: Yea, where is here? (Sits up) oh! Hello Koenma! We're in Reikai!
Hiei: Yes! Congratulations, you just won a toaster oven!
Koenma: Anyways! Here is my announcement, I'm getting married! And my
fiancée will be totally taking over the training and management of the
Reikai Tantei Team! Come on out dear!
Keiko: That's great Koenma!
Everyone else is in a state of shock, the door opens and Koenma's fiancée
walks into the room
Hiei: No! No, not you, Anyone but you!!!!
A/N- Hee, hee hee! Who is Koenma's fiancée? We know but you don't! Don't
worry we'll try and post the next chapter soon. Also, please excuse any
wrong YYH related info, in the last bit of this chapter. Hiei's fiancée is
the obsessive one and I was just finishing the chapter without her, so any
wrong spellings or info. are my fault, sorry!
Hiei's fiancée- but I wish I did
Going Insane- although she is trying to gain possession of both shows! (
Hiei's fiancée- To all anonymous reviewers so sorry if you couldn't review!
We are still new to this and didn't realize we had the stupid little box
checked! We love you!
Going Insane- and we know that five million other anonymous readers wanted
to review us, because we're sooooo popular!
Hiei's fiancée- Miki from Revolutionary girl is HOT!! So is Hiei, Kurama,
Yusuke, Touya (YYH and Ceres), Aki, Jin, Yuhi, Bakura, Ryou, Yami, Malik,
Kaiba, Recca, Sasuke, Kakashi, Haku (spirited away and naruto) ashitaka,
tasuki, chichiri, luka, luel, raenef, eclipse ...
Going Insane- (I just put my hand over her mouth) Please help me! I'm stuck
in a small room with an obsessive person!
Hiei's fiancée- Remember, they only tell you you are special before they
put you in a strait jacket and take you away to a place where you can be
happy all the time! . Also Tom Felton (Malfoy), Daniel Radcliff (Harry),
and Rupert Grint (Ron) are all hot too!
Going Insane, if anyone has any duck tape, please send it to me!
Hiei's fiancée- TT
Going Insane- ah, silence! to the fic!
Chapter Six- Tea's Last Wish
For the sixth time, it is Bright, Happy, and Sunny outside. However we
aren't outside, so it's not really relevant. Hiei is about to snap, and
kill Tea, Kurama, Yusuke, and Keiko are all unable to move from laughter,
and Yukina and Kuwabara are (hopefully) no longer making out.
Hiei: What is your problem?! Can't you shut up about friends! I am not your
friend, nor will I ever be your friend!
Tea is still smiling
Tea: Friendship will always win in the end Hiei!
Hiei: (Forced grin on his face) you're right Tea! Friendship does always
win! I'm going to show you something that will change your life forever!
Tea: Do you do this to all your friends?
Hiei: Only my closest!
Tea: I knew you'd see it my way!
Hiei followed by Tea, walks down the hall to the classroom. Kurama, Keiko,
and Yusuke follow, thankfully Yukina and Kuwabara aren't in the classroom,
and we hope they aren't off doing things they shouldn't be doing.
Kurama: Hey Yusuke, shouldn't you go make sure that Kuwabara and Yukina are
keeping their hormones under control?
Yusuke: I don't want to see THAT!
Hiei leads Tea over to the guillotine
Tea: Hiei, what's that thing?!
(Tea doesn't know what a guillotine is because her brain is chock full of
little pink bunnies, dancing, and throwing around red heart-shaped flowers,
and singing "Let's be friends forever!")
Hiei: It puts a friendship necklace on your neck!
(Yusuke and Keiko have conveniently forgotten to tell Hiei and Kurama that
Yukina has forbidden them use of the guillotine)
Tea: Are the necklaces part of some sort of friendship initiation?
Keiko: (looking sickingly happy) YES!! Everyone in our special club has
them! When you combine two they form hearts! And we're all friends forever!
Tea: But where are all of your necklaces?
Keiko: They're invisible while separated! To symbolize how our hearts
aren't complete without friends!
Tears roll down Tea's face, while behind her back, Hiei, Kurama, and
Yusuke pretend to barf
Tea: Will my necklace form a heart with yours Hiei?
Hiei: (Forced smile) Of course Tea!
Kurama's face turning red, fists clenched at side
Let's get that necklace on ya!
Hiei, frantically making apologetic gestures at Kurama, leads Tea over to
the guillotine
Keiko: (Executioners uniform back on) Just stick your head right there!
Tea: OK! Oh, and after I get my necklace on, we should change that
boring uniform! It should be pink with hearts!
Keiko: (forced smile) Hiei, you brought her to the club! Want to do the
honors?!
(Is therefore still obeying Yukina's orders and not using the guillotine,
not to mention that Hiei would kill to get to chop off Tea's head)
Hiei is shaking with anticipation, "Kuwabara got away, Tea won't!"
Hiei: (possessed grin on face) Of course!
Hiei releases rope. Tea's head rolls off, everyone cheers
The friendship thing is dead at last!!!!!!
Kurama: Let's burn it!
Keiko: We can't (looking very depressed) it would set off alarms!
Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, and Keiko start dancing around her body, singing the
munchkin song from the Wizard of Oz
Kurama: Hiei, do you want to make a heart with me?!
Yusuke: No kissing!
Hiei: Can't we celebrate?
Keiko: (Before Yusuke can answer) OK, just this once!
Keiko starts making out with Yusuke
Kurama: Thank you mommy!
Yukina and Kuwabara walk in, they see Yusuke and Keiko making out and Hiei
and Kurama making out. Yukina smiles, then sees the headless corpse of
Tea.
Yukina: What did I tell you about the guillotine?!
Hiei: Not to use it to cut Kazuma's head off?
Yukina: NO! I specifically told you not to use it anymore!
Kurama: (Raising his hand) Hiei and I weren't here!
Yukina: Well, where were you then?!
Kurama: Bathroom!
Kurama grabs Hiei's arm
You know, always use a buddy!
Yusuke: We learned that at Friendship Camp!
Hiei punches Yusuke, hard
Ow!
Yukina: Hiei! I assume YOU had something to do with this!
Hiei: Maybe...
five minutes later when Yukina is still glaring at him
Yusuke and Keiko didn't tell us we couldn't use it!
Yusuke: He was a mad man I tell you! We couldn't have stopped him even if
we tried!
Hiei attacks Yusuke, Yukina starts yelling, however it's really not
important what she's yelling, as Hiei and Yusuke are yelling louder
(What they are yelling is rather unimportant, as we want this to stay a PG-
13 rating()
Around ten minutes later Yusuke stagers upright
Yusuke: You see! He's a mad man!
Hiei grabs Yusuke's ankle, Yusuke falls back and is out cold
Yukina: (acting like a total little sister) Hiei, I'm telling!
Hiei: You can't, as "Mother Dear" is out cold.
Hiei Points at Yusuke, as everyone else tries to hide laughter, Yukina is
enraged
Yukina: I meant Lord Koenma! (In an obnoxious sing-song voice) Didn't he
make a rule that we couldn't fight anymore after Yusuke broke Kazuma's leg
in three places?!
Kurama: Wasn't that Hiei?
Hiei kicks Kurama, we won't mention where
Yukina: What was that Kurama?
Kurama: (sounding like he's been sucking helium) Nothing....
Botan comes through open window on her oar
Botan: Hi guys! Two things, one: the cops just got here! and two:
Koenma really wants to talk to you guys, right now!
Yukina: Ha, I told you guys!
Kazuma: Oh, man you guys are dead! Poor little runt, I'd hate to be in your
shoes! Wait they wouldn't fit!
Kurama is holding back Hiei and looking like he just failed a final
Hiei, not really caring that he is about to get a huge lecture from
Koenma, probably more, because he is still trying to get to Kazuma.
Keiko: (Quickly throwing off the hood on her executioner's uniform) I had
nothing to do with this!
Yusuke: XX
Yukina: Keiko! Don't think you're getting away with this!
Yukina grabs the hood of Keiko's uniform and drags her over to Botan
Kurama: (panicked breathing)
Hiei: Just... a... little... closer.... to Neck.....
Kuwabara: Poor little runt can't reach me!
Keiko: it wasn't me! Honest! (Still desperately trying to take off
executioners uniform, and burn it, to destroy all evidence, while Yukina is
holding her back)
Yusuke: XX
Botan: Is there something going on that I should know about?!
Kurama manages to drag Hiei, still trying to kill Kuwabara, over to Botan
Botan: OK that looks like everybody, oh, Kuwabara, will you grab Yusuke!
Kuwabara: No problem!
grabs Yusuke's ankle and drags him over to Botan
Oh dear, his head seems to be hitting desks! Oops, oops, oh darn, Yusuke,
watch your head!
Botan's oar extends about seven feet
Botan: Everybody on!
Keiko is still trying to escape in the last five seconds before Yukina
drags her to the oar. Everyone finally climbs on, Yukina is restraining
Keiko, Kurama is restraining Hiei, and Kuwabara is still stuck with the
unconscious Yusuke. While traveling through the portal, Kuwabara is just
out of Hiei's reach.
Hiei: Little further! Just one little push and all my problems are gone!
Hiei turns to face Kurama
Think about it! The friendship thing AND that annoying lump all gone in one
day!
Kurama holds Hiei tighter
Kurama: You can do it Hiei, just a little farther!
They all walk into the palace at Reikai, some involuntarily, Keiko throws
herself at Koenma's feet
Keiko: I'm innocent! I tell you, I had nothing to do with it!
Koenma: What are you talking about?!
Keiko: Aren't you going to scold us about the guillotine?
Koenma: What guillotine?
Yusuke: (waking up) Exactly! What guillotine?
Yusuke suddenly looks up and sees who's holding him
Yusuke: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Kuwabara: Aaah! It moved! (Kuwabara drops Yusuke)
Yusuke: Ouch!
Yukina: Kazuma! That wasn't very nice!
Koenma: (looking very confused)
Keiko, looking like school has ended three months early and dressed in the
executioners uniform, is dancing around the room singing the "Hallelujah
Chorus" Yusuke is still on he floor, Kuwabara is apologizing to Yukina, and
Kurama is still restraining Hiei
Don't you want to know why you're here?
Yusuke: Yea, where is here? (Sits up) oh! Hello Koenma! We're in Reikai!
Hiei: Yes! Congratulations, you just won a toaster oven!
Koenma: Anyways! Here is my announcement, I'm getting married! And my
fiancée will be totally taking over the training and management of the
Reikai Tantei Team! Come on out dear!
Keiko: That's great Koenma!
Everyone else is in a state of shock, the door opens and Koenma's fiancée
walks into the room
Hiei: No! No, not you, Anyone but you!!!!
A/N- Hee, hee hee! Who is Koenma's fiancée? We know but you don't! Don't
worry we'll try and post the next chapter soon. Also, please excuse any
wrong YYH related info, in the last bit of this chapter. Hiei's fiancée is
the obsessive one and I was just finishing the chapter without her, so any
wrong spellings or info. are my fault, sorry!