Disclaimer- YYH does not belong to us! Or the Wizard of Oz, Or Yu Gi Oh.
Hiei's fiancée- it is mine! In spirit!
Going Insane- I get Demon Diary!
Hiei's fiancée- She is obsessed with Demon Diary, just like I am obsessed
with YYH. I know you couldn't tell.
Going Insane- O is for obsessive!
Hiei's fiancée- The sky is dark purple with a small strip of pinkish purple
on the bottom
Going Insane- That was random!
oh by the by, our fic got removed for unknown reasons;;
so we're reposting it, and we really did have 6 reviews!
sorry & thanx for reading!
To the fic!
Chapter Seven- Why Won't You DIE!
Previously- Koenma announces his engagement and told the team that his
fiancée will be taking over management of Reikai Tantei. Who is this
mysterious fiancée of Koemna's, who makes Hiei convulse and shudder and
fall backwards into Kurama's arms? Well read on and find out!
It is a bright, happy, day! But we aren't in the human world, so once
again, not really relevant, it's just so you know. In Reikai, Koenma has
announced his engagement and brought her out to meet everyone, Hiei,
started screaming, and is now standing on top of Koenma's desk, katana
drawn.
Hiei: That is it! You can only die twice before your soul is lost!
Mwahahahahahhahaha!
Koenma is looking very confused
Koenma: Wait! Tea, you know him?
Tea: Yes! Hiei is one of my best friends!
(Yes ladies and gentlemen! It is Tea! Why? Because we can!)
Koenma still looks confused and is starting to hyperventilate
Hiei: FRIEND!!!!!!!!! I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF FRIENSHIP! DIE
TEA!
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: Hiei, I don't think you really understand friendship at all.
Friendship is when.....
Tea is suddenly cut off, as Hiei stabs her
Hiei: die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die!!!
Bwahahahahhahahahahhahahha! Itsdeaditsdeaditsdeaditsdead!
Hiei is dancing around Tea's corpse, stabbing at it periodically
Kurama: uh, Hiei? You want to stop; I think you're upsetting Koenma. And
kind of creeping me out.
Koenma: ;; Tea? Sweetie? Honey? WELL AREN'T YOU GOING TO
ANSWER ME?!
Keiko: oO
Yusuke is desperately trying to grab Hiei's katana, in order to finish
Kuwabara off as well. Hiei has started singing the "wicked witch is dead"
Yukina: (is the first to snap out of it) HIEI!!!!!!!!!
Koenma: (sobs and rushes over to his desk)
exactly 2 minutes and 15 and ½ seconds later
Tea: (jumps up) I'm back! And Hiei I still don't think you understand the
true meaning of friendship! (Goes off into some very long and lengthy
lecture)
Hiei: NO!!!!!!!!! My life's work down the drain! I don't want to live!
raises katana up as if to stab himself
Kurama: No Hiei! Don't do it!
Kuwabara: Finally!
Yusuke hasn't really noticed, as he is still trying to find a sharp and
pointy object to use on Kuwabara
Keiko: oO
Yukina: oh, quit being overly dramatic Hiei!
Botan is sitting in a corner, sobbing, why must Tea still live?
Koenma: This carpet is new, please don't get any more blood on it!
Tea is still ranting on about friendship
Kurama: Hiei! It's okay! Breathe, slow, in and out, in and out. (whispers
into Hiei's ear) don't worry, we'll find some way to kill her.
Hiei: We will?
Kurama: You have my word!
Hiei: Kurama, what would I do without you?!
Kurama: Probably, never bathe....
Kurama and Hiei start madly making out
Koenma: Is that normal???
Yusuke has decided that Koenma doesn't have any pointy objects and is now
sobbing in a corner with Botan, Tea is still ranting on about friendship
A/N- and so the chapter ends! Ta da, lovely aint it? Sorry we haven't
updated for so long!
Hiei's fiancée- Going Insane's mom took the laptop on a business trip with
her and all of our stuff was saved on it!
Going Insane- not my fault!
Hiei's fiancée- Kurama and Hiei madly making out, haven't had that in a
while
Going Insane- yes, somehow we've resisted for a few chapters.
And now, thanks to the few people who review us!
estewart9- poor Emily who isn't going to be reading this for a while. We
are sorry that you have been banned from fanfiction.net.
Animegoddess177- congrats! You've just won a toaster oven for guessing who
Koenma's fiancée was. Thank you sooooooo much for reviewing, it makes us
feel special!
Going Insane- just to point this out, special is just what they tell you
before they take you off to the big padded rooms where you can be happy all
the time
Mr. Seto Kaiba's Secretary- thank you!!!!!!!! We love you!!! And depressing
isn't bad, just so you know the only things we can write are parodies.
(well Hiei's fiancée is another story)
Revolutionize the World's End- thanks, we may try to kill Kuwabara again
later!
Sorry chapter was so short, but don't worry we will update again soon!
Thank you to the people who reviewed us! remember flames are for
marshemellows, not reviews! If must flame us, at least tell us why we suck,
not just that we suck. Thank you!
Hiei's fiancée- it is mine! In spirit!
Going Insane- I get Demon Diary!
Hiei's fiancée- She is obsessed with Demon Diary, just like I am obsessed
with YYH. I know you couldn't tell.
Going Insane- O is for obsessive!
Hiei's fiancée- The sky is dark purple with a small strip of pinkish purple
on the bottom
Going Insane- That was random!
oh by the by, our fic got removed for unknown reasons;;
so we're reposting it, and we really did have 6 reviews!
sorry & thanx for reading!
To the fic!
Chapter Seven- Why Won't You DIE!
Previously- Koenma announces his engagement and told the team that his
fiancée will be taking over management of Reikai Tantei. Who is this
mysterious fiancée of Koemna's, who makes Hiei convulse and shudder and
fall backwards into Kurama's arms? Well read on and find out!
It is a bright, happy, day! But we aren't in the human world, so once
again, not really relevant, it's just so you know. In Reikai, Koenma has
announced his engagement and brought her out to meet everyone, Hiei,
started screaming, and is now standing on top of Koenma's desk, katana
drawn.
Hiei: That is it! You can only die twice before your soul is lost!
Mwahahahahahhahaha!
Koenma is looking very confused
Koenma: Wait! Tea, you know him?
Tea: Yes! Hiei is one of my best friends!
(Yes ladies and gentlemen! It is Tea! Why? Because we can!)
Koenma still looks confused and is starting to hyperventilate
Hiei: FRIEND!!!!!!!!! I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF FRIENSHIP! DIE
TEA!
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: Hiei, I don't think you really understand friendship at all.
Friendship is when.....
Tea is suddenly cut off, as Hiei stabs her
Hiei: die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die!!!
Bwahahahahhahahahahhahahha! Itsdeaditsdeaditsdeaditsdead!
Hiei is dancing around Tea's corpse, stabbing at it periodically
Kurama: uh, Hiei? You want to stop; I think you're upsetting Koenma. And
kind of creeping me out.
Koenma: ;; Tea? Sweetie? Honey? WELL AREN'T YOU GOING TO
ANSWER ME?!
Keiko: oO
Yusuke is desperately trying to grab Hiei's katana, in order to finish
Kuwabara off as well. Hiei has started singing the "wicked witch is dead"
Yukina: (is the first to snap out of it) HIEI!!!!!!!!!
Koenma: (sobs and rushes over to his desk)
exactly 2 minutes and 15 and ½ seconds later
Tea: (jumps up) I'm back! And Hiei I still don't think you understand the
true meaning of friendship! (Goes off into some very long and lengthy
lecture)
Hiei: NO!!!!!!!!! My life's work down the drain! I don't want to live!
raises katana up as if to stab himself
Kurama: No Hiei! Don't do it!
Kuwabara: Finally!
Yusuke hasn't really noticed, as he is still trying to find a sharp and
pointy object to use on Kuwabara
Keiko: oO
Yukina: oh, quit being overly dramatic Hiei!
Botan is sitting in a corner, sobbing, why must Tea still live?
Koenma: This carpet is new, please don't get any more blood on it!
Tea is still ranting on about friendship
Kurama: Hiei! It's okay! Breathe, slow, in and out, in and out. (whispers
into Hiei's ear) don't worry, we'll find some way to kill her.
Hiei: We will?
Kurama: You have my word!
Hiei: Kurama, what would I do without you?!
Kurama: Probably, never bathe....
Kurama and Hiei start madly making out
Koenma: Is that normal???
Yusuke has decided that Koenma doesn't have any pointy objects and is now
sobbing in a corner with Botan, Tea is still ranting on about friendship
A/N- and so the chapter ends! Ta da, lovely aint it? Sorry we haven't
updated for so long!
Hiei's fiancée- Going Insane's mom took the laptop on a business trip with
her and all of our stuff was saved on it!
Going Insane- not my fault!
Hiei's fiancée- Kurama and Hiei madly making out, haven't had that in a
while
Going Insane- yes, somehow we've resisted for a few chapters.
And now, thanks to the few people who review us!
estewart9- poor Emily who isn't going to be reading this for a while. We
are sorry that you have been banned from fanfiction.net.
Animegoddess177- congrats! You've just won a toaster oven for guessing who
Koenma's fiancée was. Thank you sooooooo much for reviewing, it makes us
feel special!
Going Insane- just to point this out, special is just what they tell you
before they take you off to the big padded rooms where you can be happy all
the time
Mr. Seto Kaiba's Secretary- thank you!!!!!!!! We love you!!! And depressing
isn't bad, just so you know the only things we can write are parodies.
(well Hiei's fiancée is another story)
Revolutionize the World's End- thanks, we may try to kill Kuwabara again
later!
Sorry chapter was so short, but don't worry we will update again soon!
Thank you to the people who reviewed us! remember flames are for
marshemellows, not reviews! If must flame us, at least tell us why we suck,
not just that we suck. Thank you!