Sorry for the long wait! This computer crashed and I had to use the laptop
for a couple of weeks and it didn't have any of these files on there so I
couldn't continue writing the chapter! But I am now. Thank you for the
reviews.
Disclaimer: If I owned anything this would be a novel. not really but. what the heck?
Chapter 15: The island
Trunks, Goten, Neville, Hermione, Harry and Ron landed on a landscape in the woods. As soon as Trunks let go of Neville, Neville scrambled away, saw that he had nowhere to go, turned around, fell on his knees and shouted:
"Oh holy great ones, noble masters of mine! Please forgive me for my stupid ness of appearing so boldly out of nowhere in front of your legendary eyes! Please spare my pathetic life! I will serve you well for eternity! I will kiss your feet and do everything you say!"
Trunks glanced at Goten.
'We could have some fun with this' he thought and turned back to Neville.
"Absolutely anything?"
"Yes master! Everything and anything!" Neville replied, still on his knees.
"Alright! I command you to strip down to your underwear, go up on that tree and swing from that vine like Tarzan, complete with Tarzan yell!" Trunks said, a smirk slowly forming on his face.
At once Neville started stripping. He threw the clothes aside. His robe fell on Ron, Harry and Hermione's bewildered faces. Ron threw of the cloak saying:
"I gotta see this!"
Hermione however covered up her face while Harry blinked.
By that time Neville was climbing the tree in his boxers, which said, 'Snape is scary!'. It took several attempts. On the first one he fell and ripped his boxers slightly, causing Hermione, who had chanced a look through her fingers, to squeal and run behind the nearest tree.
On the second attempt he reached the vine but when he tried to grab it he fell off again, ripping his boxers even more.
On the third attempt though he finally got hold of the vine, let out a Tarzan yell and swung off the vine. However his Tarzan swing turned out to be a 'George of the jungle' swing. The crashed into the tree, which unfortunately turned out to be the tree Hermione was hiding under.
She screamed and tried to run but Neville fell on top of her.
Harry, Ron, Trunks and Goten roared with laughter.
"You are in league with them!" Neville gasped.
"Well, Mr. guy who came out of nowhere!" Goten said holding his pudgy index finger in the air, looking like he was teaching a lesson, "See, we came from another world, and we need to get back so we're searching for these lizard balls as everyone here calls them and wish us back where we belong."
"And it wasn't our fault everyone thought we were murderers!" Trunks said grinning.
"But what are lizard balls?" Neville asked confused.
"How about you explain it to him while I pick out the right radar?" Trunks said to Goten and walked over to the pile of radars.
'This is going to take a while." he thought dully.
"Done!" Trunks said happily, holding up what he believed to be the Dragon Radar.
Goten, having just finished answering all Neville's questions said:
"How can you be sure?"
"Because when I click the thingy on top it shows 7 dots and when I enlarge it and when I tell it to show the thing we are looking for it shows a ball!" Trunks said.
"Okay then, let's go!" Ron said getting up.
"Trunks?"
"Yeah Goten?"
"I gotta pee!"
"Can't you hold it? You're kinda ruining the moment?" Trunks answered
"Alright, but not for long!"
"Hey Neville," Hermione said, "Do you want us to send you back to Hogwarts or do you want to come along?"
"I'll come along as long as they don't eat me!" Neville said. Everyone fell over anime style.
"Aaaa! Oh my dear god, help me! Help me escape from this madness!"
The six were flying and Neville was freaked out, as is apparent.
"Calm down!" Trunks yelled at him, since Neville had started swinging his arms and legs violently nearly knocking Trunks out of the air.
Neville didn't.
"Calm down or I'll drop you!"
Neville immediately stopped screaming and flailing his arms and legs.
"Trunks?"
"Yeah Goten?"
"I gotta pee!"
"Then go!"
"Where? We're in the middle of an ocean!" and indeed they were. They were in the middle of nowhere with occasional small islands speeding by them in a blur, but there was not one here now.
Trunks groaned with exasperation.
"Am I babysitting here or something?"
Harry, Hermione and Ron snickered. They were all being carried by Goten. They seemed to think this was the safest thing, as Neville was constantly having tantrums, nearly making Trunks fall.
"Can't you hold it?"
"I've been holding it since earlier on!!!"
"Well, can't you just do it in the ocean?"
"OH GOD NO!!! YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS!!! HE CAN'T GO HERE! I'M RIGHT BELOW HIM!!!" Hermione screeched.
"Alright, alright!" Trunks said quickly, trying not to think such disturbing thoughts, "You can go on the next island we pass!"
Five Minutes later
"Are we there yet?"
"No!"
"Are we there yet?"
"No!"
"Aww man Trunks! I gotta pee!!!!" Goten wailed.
"Just hold it for while lon- There! You can go over there!" Trunks was pointing to an island overhead.
"Oh yes! Let's go there!" Goten said and putting on an extra burst of speed and speeded toward the island.
They all landed in about the middle and looked around.
"Goten, do your business quick 'cause this place is giving me the creeps!" Harry said, and Ron nodded. But at that moment they heard a growl from behind and it was. DUN DUN DUN! A saber tooth tiger!
"One word of advice!" Hermione said.
"What?" Ron said although he already knew what it was.
"Run." Hermione said softly.
They stood there for a few seconds, then at the same time screamed and started running. Once again Trunks and Goten thought it was funny so they decided to tag along and Neville was totally freaking out he was running ahead of everybody else and screaming indistinct things.
The saber tooth tiger chased them down the hill, and then up the hill, where they jumped over the cliff. It was short enough for Neville, Harry, Ron and Hermione to make it, but not the tiger. He growled and turned away.
They sighed in relief and turned around, only to come face to face with a pile of the largest pile of shi- err.. I mean poop they had ever seen.
"It's still fresh." Neville said uncertainty.
"That means." Harry muttered.
"That it's still around." Ron finished.
At that moment a large T-Rex cam out of the trees roaring it's head
off.
"Let the chase begin" Hermione muttered.
They all ran. Neville, Harry, Ron and Hermione not being used to this were taking this seriously, thinking that Trunks and Goten who were running at the back, were laughing their heads off because they couldn't think of anything better to do at the last moment of their lives, while really they were laughing because they thought it was funny.
After a while the dino lost it's interest and retired while the humans of the company regained their breath.
"Trunks?" said Goten.
"Yeah?"
"I still gotta pee!"
I'll start the Dragonball hunt in the next chapter, I think.
Disclaimer: If I owned anything this would be a novel. not really but. what the heck?
Chapter 15: The island
Trunks, Goten, Neville, Hermione, Harry and Ron landed on a landscape in the woods. As soon as Trunks let go of Neville, Neville scrambled away, saw that he had nowhere to go, turned around, fell on his knees and shouted:
"Oh holy great ones, noble masters of mine! Please forgive me for my stupid ness of appearing so boldly out of nowhere in front of your legendary eyes! Please spare my pathetic life! I will serve you well for eternity! I will kiss your feet and do everything you say!"
Trunks glanced at Goten.
'We could have some fun with this' he thought and turned back to Neville.
"Absolutely anything?"
"Yes master! Everything and anything!" Neville replied, still on his knees.
"Alright! I command you to strip down to your underwear, go up on that tree and swing from that vine like Tarzan, complete with Tarzan yell!" Trunks said, a smirk slowly forming on his face.
At once Neville started stripping. He threw the clothes aside. His robe fell on Ron, Harry and Hermione's bewildered faces. Ron threw of the cloak saying:
"I gotta see this!"
Hermione however covered up her face while Harry blinked.
By that time Neville was climbing the tree in his boxers, which said, 'Snape is scary!'. It took several attempts. On the first one he fell and ripped his boxers slightly, causing Hermione, who had chanced a look through her fingers, to squeal and run behind the nearest tree.
On the second attempt he reached the vine but when he tried to grab it he fell off again, ripping his boxers even more.
On the third attempt though he finally got hold of the vine, let out a Tarzan yell and swung off the vine. However his Tarzan swing turned out to be a 'George of the jungle' swing. The crashed into the tree, which unfortunately turned out to be the tree Hermione was hiding under.
She screamed and tried to run but Neville fell on top of her.
Harry, Ron, Trunks and Goten roared with laughter.
"You are in league with them!" Neville gasped.
"Well, Mr. guy who came out of nowhere!" Goten said holding his pudgy index finger in the air, looking like he was teaching a lesson, "See, we came from another world, and we need to get back so we're searching for these lizard balls as everyone here calls them and wish us back where we belong."
"And it wasn't our fault everyone thought we were murderers!" Trunks said grinning.
"But what are lizard balls?" Neville asked confused.
"How about you explain it to him while I pick out the right radar?" Trunks said to Goten and walked over to the pile of radars.
'This is going to take a while." he thought dully.
"Done!" Trunks said happily, holding up what he believed to be the Dragon Radar.
Goten, having just finished answering all Neville's questions said:
"How can you be sure?"
"Because when I click the thingy on top it shows 7 dots and when I enlarge it and when I tell it to show the thing we are looking for it shows a ball!" Trunks said.
"Okay then, let's go!" Ron said getting up.
"Trunks?"
"Yeah Goten?"
"I gotta pee!"
"Can't you hold it? You're kinda ruining the moment?" Trunks answered
"Alright, but not for long!"
"Hey Neville," Hermione said, "Do you want us to send you back to Hogwarts or do you want to come along?"
"I'll come along as long as they don't eat me!" Neville said. Everyone fell over anime style.
"Aaaa! Oh my dear god, help me! Help me escape from this madness!"
The six were flying and Neville was freaked out, as is apparent.
"Calm down!" Trunks yelled at him, since Neville had started swinging his arms and legs violently nearly knocking Trunks out of the air.
Neville didn't.
"Calm down or I'll drop you!"
Neville immediately stopped screaming and flailing his arms and legs.
"Trunks?"
"Yeah Goten?"
"I gotta pee!"
"Then go!"
"Where? We're in the middle of an ocean!" and indeed they were. They were in the middle of nowhere with occasional small islands speeding by them in a blur, but there was not one here now.
Trunks groaned with exasperation.
"Am I babysitting here or something?"
Harry, Hermione and Ron snickered. They were all being carried by Goten. They seemed to think this was the safest thing, as Neville was constantly having tantrums, nearly making Trunks fall.
"Can't you hold it?"
"I've been holding it since earlier on!!!"
"Well, can't you just do it in the ocean?"
"OH GOD NO!!! YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS!!! HE CAN'T GO HERE! I'M RIGHT BELOW HIM!!!" Hermione screeched.
"Alright, alright!" Trunks said quickly, trying not to think such disturbing thoughts, "You can go on the next island we pass!"
Five Minutes later
"Are we there yet?"
"No!"
"Are we there yet?"
"No!"
"Aww man Trunks! I gotta pee!!!!" Goten wailed.
"Just hold it for while lon- There! You can go over there!" Trunks was pointing to an island overhead.
"Oh yes! Let's go there!" Goten said and putting on an extra burst of speed and speeded toward the island.
They all landed in about the middle and looked around.
"Goten, do your business quick 'cause this place is giving me the creeps!" Harry said, and Ron nodded. But at that moment they heard a growl from behind and it was. DUN DUN DUN! A saber tooth tiger!
"One word of advice!" Hermione said.
"What?" Ron said although he already knew what it was.
"Run." Hermione said softly.
They stood there for a few seconds, then at the same time screamed and started running. Once again Trunks and Goten thought it was funny so they decided to tag along and Neville was totally freaking out he was running ahead of everybody else and screaming indistinct things.
The saber tooth tiger chased them down the hill, and then up the hill, where they jumped over the cliff. It was short enough for Neville, Harry, Ron and Hermione to make it, but not the tiger. He growled and turned away.
They sighed in relief and turned around, only to come face to face with a pile of the largest pile of shi- err.. I mean poop they had ever seen.
"It's still fresh." Neville said uncertainty.
"That means." Harry muttered.
"That it's still around." Ron finished.
At that moment a large T-Rex cam out of the trees roaring it's head
off.
"Let the chase begin" Hermione muttered.
They all ran. Neville, Harry, Ron and Hermione not being used to this were taking this seriously, thinking that Trunks and Goten who were running at the back, were laughing their heads off because they couldn't think of anything better to do at the last moment of their lives, while really they were laughing because they thought it was funny.
After a while the dino lost it's interest and retired while the humans of the company regained their breath.
"Trunks?" said Goten.
"Yeah?"
"I still gotta pee!"
I'll start the Dragonball hunt in the next chapter, I think.