Chapter 2- George Washington
Emperor Palpatine immediately started pulling random people out of history and forcing them to hang out with him to compete with who makes the best friend. Hey, he could do what ever the hell he wants, he's the Emperor.
Palpatine started to pull out people from America's history. The first contestant was George Washington. When Palpy saw Washington's attire he started bursting out in laughter. Washington asked, "Why are you laughing? Don't you have any respect?"
Palpatine explained, "Your wig, haha."
"So..." Washington said, confused.
"Its funny looking." Palpatine answered. Washington and Palpatine decided to take a walk in the park. But every time they would Pass by a tree, Washington would attempt to chop down a tree. Sadly he wasn't strong enough to cut even one branch with his warped hatchet, which is why I said he "attempted" to cut down trees.
"So What's your favorite kind of bird?" Washington asked, trying to make conversation with this dark lord. Washington's eyes remained fixated on the nearest tree.
"Chicken." Palpatine answered revealing his sharp, pointed teeth. Washington thought he might have some broccoli on his own teeth and brushed his fingers across them. He completely forgot they were made out of wood and got a splinter. He started crying, but was interrupted by Palpatine.
"Excuse me, but I got to take a pee." Palpatine explained and darted towards the nearest bush, since there were no bathrooms at the park. Washington raced over to the nearest tree (happened to be a cherry tree) and started furiously swinging his rotted away hatchet at the crumbling bark of the small, shriveled tree. Locals walking in the park started hysterically laughing at this strange creature with a frilly bib sticking out of his jacket, as he anxiously swung his puny little hatchet.
When Palpatine finished his um... business, he thought Washington might need some help chopping the tree. Palpatine raised his shriveled, decrepit fingers and struck lightning bolts at the poor tree. It instantly fried up and fell to the ground. Washington looked disappointed and started cursing out Palpatine. Palpatine struck his fingers out at Washington and electrocuted him as well.
Washington let out a shrilling shriek and screamed, "That's it, I'm not playing with you anymore." And just like that Washington withdrew from the contest.
Palpatine shrugged and let out a sigh. Looks like this is going to be harder than he thought. Guess he better find the next contestant to be his best friend.
(A/n: that's it for this chapter. Please read and review and say who you would like to be the next contestant for the best friend contest.)
Emperor Palpatine immediately started pulling random people out of history and forcing them to hang out with him to compete with who makes the best friend. Hey, he could do what ever the hell he wants, he's the Emperor.
Palpatine started to pull out people from America's history. The first contestant was George Washington. When Palpy saw Washington's attire he started bursting out in laughter. Washington asked, "Why are you laughing? Don't you have any respect?"
Palpatine explained, "Your wig, haha."
"So..." Washington said, confused.
"Its funny looking." Palpatine answered. Washington and Palpatine decided to take a walk in the park. But every time they would Pass by a tree, Washington would attempt to chop down a tree. Sadly he wasn't strong enough to cut even one branch with his warped hatchet, which is why I said he "attempted" to cut down trees.
"So What's your favorite kind of bird?" Washington asked, trying to make conversation with this dark lord. Washington's eyes remained fixated on the nearest tree.
"Chicken." Palpatine answered revealing his sharp, pointed teeth. Washington thought he might have some broccoli on his own teeth and brushed his fingers across them. He completely forgot they were made out of wood and got a splinter. He started crying, but was interrupted by Palpatine.
"Excuse me, but I got to take a pee." Palpatine explained and darted towards the nearest bush, since there were no bathrooms at the park. Washington raced over to the nearest tree (happened to be a cherry tree) and started furiously swinging his rotted away hatchet at the crumbling bark of the small, shriveled tree. Locals walking in the park started hysterically laughing at this strange creature with a frilly bib sticking out of his jacket, as he anxiously swung his puny little hatchet.
When Palpatine finished his um... business, he thought Washington might need some help chopping the tree. Palpatine raised his shriveled, decrepit fingers and struck lightning bolts at the poor tree. It instantly fried up and fell to the ground. Washington looked disappointed and started cursing out Palpatine. Palpatine struck his fingers out at Washington and electrocuted him as well.
Washington let out a shrilling shriek and screamed, "That's it, I'm not playing with you anymore." And just like that Washington withdrew from the contest.
Palpatine shrugged and let out a sigh. Looks like this is going to be harder than he thought. Guess he better find the next contestant to be his best friend.
(A/n: that's it for this chapter. Please read and review and say who you would like to be the next contestant for the best friend contest.)