It was a typical boring summer afternoon. Hermione had nothing better to do
so she just lounged lazily in her room playing: Zelda , Majora's Mask. She
would have beat the game,
"Just one more hit left." she kept reminding herself, if it wasn't for a loud tap at the window that scared her half to death and resulting in Links death (R.I.P.) She fell off her bed with a loud thump. She got off her bedroom floor rubbing her butt.
"Ouch I think I just broke my left butt cheek." she said to herself.
Half limping and rubbing her butt, she went to the window and opened it. A tiny fluffy ball pelted her in the stomach and landed with a dull thud on her wooden floor.
"Ouch!" she said, now ignoring her sore butt and rubbing her stomach. She bent down and immediately recognized the tiny fluffy ball to be... "Pig!" She shouted in delight and picked him up off the floor.
"What do you have there?" She said taking a letter and a bag of powder off his leg. "Thanks Pig." She said as Pig zoomed back out the window. The letter was, of course, from Ron, it read;
Dear Hermione,
How are you and Vicky doing? Anyways I was wondering if you would like to come over tomorrow and stay the rest of the summer here, that is of course if you haven't made plans with Vicky already. But yeah, Harry's already here, he says Hi. If you can, send Pig back ASAP. (Pig just flew back with another letter) Does 11:30 sound good, ok well I sent you some floo powder. OK , I think that's all. Looking forward to seeing you Hermione . Say hello to Vicky for me.
Yours always, Ron
"Ron you're such a stubborn mule." she said. She walked over to Pig and took the letter off his leg. This time Pig stayed in the room bouncing off the walls hooting and screeching happily which was driving Chrookshanks crazy. This letter read;
Dear Hermione,
Sorry about that. Pig is such an idiot ("Birds of a feather." She said silently.) he was suppose to stay. Ok ,well bye.
Yours always Ron
After reading Ron's letters she ran down the hall headlong into her father.
"Whoaa Nelly!" he said grabbing her to prevent her from falling head first down the rest of the stairs." What's your hurry dear?"
"Daddy, Daddy may I pleeeeeeease go over to Ron's for the rest of the summer?" she asked eagerly.
"Sorry dear you can't." He said.
"But why Dad?" she asked confused.
"Because me and your mother have a Timmy the Tooth convention to go to, but he and your other friend, what's his name...oh yeah Harry can stay here." he said with a smile.
"You mean it Dad!" She said excitedly. You and Mom trust me home alone with two boys." she said amazed.
"Well sense you put it that way," Hermiones face fell. "Just kidding sweetheart oh course your Mother and I trust you and you can show them around our um... Muggle world." he said quite happy with himself for using some of his daughters vocabulary.
"Yeah, sure, I'll go write Ron right back. Thank you, thank you, thank you." She said kissing him on the cheek with every thank you.
She ran back to her room and took a peacock quill and parchment out of her desk and wrote;
Dear Ron,
I'm sorry but I can't come over my Dad and Mom have a Timmy the Tooth convention but Dad said you and Harry can come over and stay here for the rest of the summer. You can come anytime tomorrow just not before 12:00. If you do I might have to kill you. ( She remembered what Ron said in his letter and added) Oh by the way Vicktor sends his greetings from Bulgaria. Please say you can come. Bye.
Love always,
Hermione
She chased Pig around the room and caught him and slipped the note on Pigs leg and tossed him out the window.
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Meanwhile at Ron's house. Ron, Harry, Fred, George and Ginny where playing exploding snaps. Ron was hoping Hermione could come over. They were all extremely lucky because during all 12 games they played no cards exploded, well. until Pig came zooming into the living room and landed on the cards. With a boom and a, "DUCK!" the cards exploded and Pig popped off the table. Only Ron and Harry escaped with eyebrows, even Pig was bald and smoking.
"Anyone want some KFP. Kentucky Fried Pig" cried Fred who was on the floor with a chair sitting on him.
Ron and Harry looked over the coffee table with smirks on their faces. Harry looked at Ginny and said,
"That's a good look for you Ginny."
Ginny turned so red no one could tell where her hair line started. Ginny ran from the room covering her face with her hands. As she ran by Fred and George they yelled,
"Live explosive coming through."
"Nice going Harry it at least takes us fo-"
"Well you two shut up, I'm trying to read over here." Ron said annoyed.
"Hard work is it?"
He read Hermione's letter out loud to Harry and they both decided they would like to go.
Ron yelled, "Oy Mum! Can me and Harry go to Hermione's for the rest of the summer."
"Yes Ron you may." Said Mrs. Weasley.
"Yes!" chorused Harry and Ron together.
"Make sure you have everything packed." She told them as she went about her tasks.
"Ok." they said as they both went up the stairs two at a time.
Ron tripped on the last stair and fell flat on his face. Harry not watching in front of him toppled over Ron. Ron let out an ouch and a few misused choose words that made Ginny run out of her room laughing and trip over both of them.
"Ginny get off." Both shoved at her.
By now Percy was wondering what was going on.
"What's going on here?" his face twisted into a thin smile. "Oh, looky it's a 3 person pile up."
Now the twins were up the stairs. They were clapping.
"I do believe that was Percy's first joke." Said George trying to keep a straight face.
"Wow would you look at that." Fred said with an evil grin on his face looking at George who matched his grin.
"Doggy piiiiiiiiile." they both yelled and flopped on top of the pile knocking the wind out of Ron.
After about 45 minutes of trying to get the twins off of them they finally made it to his room.
"Dang Ron where's your floor?" Harry surveyed the cluttered pigsty.
"Lay off Harry, the way I see it is that my floor is the biggest shelf in my room."
"Ron."
"Yeah Mum."
"Before you go tomorrow I want that room spotless."
"How come I have to clean my room, I live in it not her." He said in a low groan.
"What was that dear?" Mrs. Weasley yelled back.
"Yes Mum, oh course Mum."
Harry was in the corner of the room laughing his head off. He was laughing so hard he was turning blue.
"What's so funny smurf?" Ron demanded, frowning down at the fallen Potter.
"You have to clean off your shelf now Ron." Harry choked out.
"Harry dear, you too, his room is as good as yours." Right away Harry's and
Ron's expressions switched. Ron was laughing his head off at Harry and Harry was looking as if it was the first time he'd seen a ghost, looking around the room.
"Come on Harry start on that side of the shelf while I write back to Hermione." Ron wrote his letter and caught Pig in mid flight and tied his letter to his leg. Ron shuffled to the window slipping and crunching things and tossed Pig out of it. "Come on Harry let's hurry and clean this room."
"Just one more hit left." she kept reminding herself, if it wasn't for a loud tap at the window that scared her half to death and resulting in Links death (R.I.P.) She fell off her bed with a loud thump. She got off her bedroom floor rubbing her butt.
"Ouch I think I just broke my left butt cheek." she said to herself.
Half limping and rubbing her butt, she went to the window and opened it. A tiny fluffy ball pelted her in the stomach and landed with a dull thud on her wooden floor.
"Ouch!" she said, now ignoring her sore butt and rubbing her stomach. She bent down and immediately recognized the tiny fluffy ball to be... "Pig!" She shouted in delight and picked him up off the floor.
"What do you have there?" She said taking a letter and a bag of powder off his leg. "Thanks Pig." She said as Pig zoomed back out the window. The letter was, of course, from Ron, it read;
Dear Hermione,
How are you and Vicky doing? Anyways I was wondering if you would like to come over tomorrow and stay the rest of the summer here, that is of course if you haven't made plans with Vicky already. But yeah, Harry's already here, he says Hi. If you can, send Pig back ASAP. (Pig just flew back with another letter) Does 11:30 sound good, ok well I sent you some floo powder. OK , I think that's all. Looking forward to seeing you Hermione . Say hello to Vicky for me.
Yours always, Ron
"Ron you're such a stubborn mule." she said. She walked over to Pig and took the letter off his leg. This time Pig stayed in the room bouncing off the walls hooting and screeching happily which was driving Chrookshanks crazy. This letter read;
Dear Hermione,
Sorry about that. Pig is such an idiot ("Birds of a feather." She said silently.) he was suppose to stay. Ok ,well bye.
Yours always Ron
After reading Ron's letters she ran down the hall headlong into her father.
"Whoaa Nelly!" he said grabbing her to prevent her from falling head first down the rest of the stairs." What's your hurry dear?"
"Daddy, Daddy may I pleeeeeeease go over to Ron's for the rest of the summer?" she asked eagerly.
"Sorry dear you can't." He said.
"But why Dad?" she asked confused.
"Because me and your mother have a Timmy the Tooth convention to go to, but he and your other friend, what's his name...oh yeah Harry can stay here." he said with a smile.
"You mean it Dad!" She said excitedly. You and Mom trust me home alone with two boys." she said amazed.
"Well sense you put it that way," Hermiones face fell. "Just kidding sweetheart oh course your Mother and I trust you and you can show them around our um... Muggle world." he said quite happy with himself for using some of his daughters vocabulary.
"Yeah, sure, I'll go write Ron right back. Thank you, thank you, thank you." She said kissing him on the cheek with every thank you.
She ran back to her room and took a peacock quill and parchment out of her desk and wrote;
Dear Ron,
I'm sorry but I can't come over my Dad and Mom have a Timmy the Tooth convention but Dad said you and Harry can come over and stay here for the rest of the summer. You can come anytime tomorrow just not before 12:00. If you do I might have to kill you. ( She remembered what Ron said in his letter and added) Oh by the way Vicktor sends his greetings from Bulgaria. Please say you can come. Bye.
Love always,
Hermione
She chased Pig around the room and caught him and slipped the note on Pigs leg and tossed him out the window.
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Meanwhile at Ron's house. Ron, Harry, Fred, George and Ginny where playing exploding snaps. Ron was hoping Hermione could come over. They were all extremely lucky because during all 12 games they played no cards exploded, well. until Pig came zooming into the living room and landed on the cards. With a boom and a, "DUCK!" the cards exploded and Pig popped off the table. Only Ron and Harry escaped with eyebrows, even Pig was bald and smoking.
"Anyone want some KFP. Kentucky Fried Pig" cried Fred who was on the floor with a chair sitting on him.
Ron and Harry looked over the coffee table with smirks on their faces. Harry looked at Ginny and said,
"That's a good look for you Ginny."
Ginny turned so red no one could tell where her hair line started. Ginny ran from the room covering her face with her hands. As she ran by Fred and George they yelled,
"Live explosive coming through."
"Nice going Harry it at least takes us fo-"
"Well you two shut up, I'm trying to read over here." Ron said annoyed.
"Hard work is it?"
He read Hermione's letter out loud to Harry and they both decided they would like to go.
Ron yelled, "Oy Mum! Can me and Harry go to Hermione's for the rest of the summer."
"Yes Ron you may." Said Mrs. Weasley.
"Yes!" chorused Harry and Ron together.
"Make sure you have everything packed." She told them as she went about her tasks.
"Ok." they said as they both went up the stairs two at a time.
Ron tripped on the last stair and fell flat on his face. Harry not watching in front of him toppled over Ron. Ron let out an ouch and a few misused choose words that made Ginny run out of her room laughing and trip over both of them.
"Ginny get off." Both shoved at her.
By now Percy was wondering what was going on.
"What's going on here?" his face twisted into a thin smile. "Oh, looky it's a 3 person pile up."
Now the twins were up the stairs. They were clapping.
"I do believe that was Percy's first joke." Said George trying to keep a straight face.
"Wow would you look at that." Fred said with an evil grin on his face looking at George who matched his grin.
"Doggy piiiiiiiiile." they both yelled and flopped on top of the pile knocking the wind out of Ron.
After about 45 minutes of trying to get the twins off of them they finally made it to his room.
"Dang Ron where's your floor?" Harry surveyed the cluttered pigsty.
"Lay off Harry, the way I see it is that my floor is the biggest shelf in my room."
"Ron."
"Yeah Mum."
"Before you go tomorrow I want that room spotless."
"How come I have to clean my room, I live in it not her." He said in a low groan.
"What was that dear?" Mrs. Weasley yelled back.
"Yes Mum, oh course Mum."
Harry was in the corner of the room laughing his head off. He was laughing so hard he was turning blue.
"What's so funny smurf?" Ron demanded, frowning down at the fallen Potter.
"You have to clean off your shelf now Ron." Harry choked out.
"Harry dear, you too, his room is as good as yours." Right away Harry's and
Ron's expressions switched. Ron was laughing his head off at Harry and Harry was looking as if it was the first time he'd seen a ghost, looking around the room.
"Come on Harry start on that side of the shelf while I write back to Hermione." Ron wrote his letter and caught Pig in mid flight and tied his letter to his leg. Ron shuffled to the window slipping and crunching things and tossed Pig out of it. "Come on Harry let's hurry and clean this room."