You see a plain black screen.
Slowly, the black fades out to show a brightly lit studio. There's a strange blonde girl in a Lay-Z-Boy, sitting in front of the camera. She smiles brightly.
Fireruby: Hello! And welcome back to NYATS Live! Today we have with us a gorgeous redheaded fox demon who's wanted by the Spirited World police and thousands of girls across America. Please put your hands together for… Kurama!!!
The audience claps loudly. Today there are 42 people in the stands. Half of them are young and old ladies, screaming Kurama's name and holding up giant signs with his face on them.
Kurama walks up onto the stage and sits down on the leather couch.
Fireruby: I'm glad you could make it, Kurama. How are you doing tonight?
Kurama: ^^ Thank-you. I'm doing just fine.
Fireruby: Glad to hear it. Do you have anything to say before I start asking the questions?
Kurama: ^^ No, I don't think so…
Fireruby: Alright! Now… let's see… -she shuffles through her handy dandy stack of papers and pulls out a bright pink note- Ah, here it is. JenDen167 writes-
Someone in the audience suddenly screams.
"THAT'S MY LETTER!!!!"
Fireruby: -hides her giggles behind an abrupt coughing fit-
Kurama: -turns to see who it is-
The woman standing up couldn't be younger then 80.
Old Woman: That's my letter!!! Read it! Read it!
Fireruby: -desperately tries to contain herself- ^^; The… the letter reads, "Kurama, I love you sooooo much! But, why do you have to hang around with ugly shorties like Hiei? You deserve better friends! If you need any, I'll be your friend! Maybe more? Love, JenDen." XD Well… Kurama?
Kurama: -.-; I don't think that's very funny, Fireruby.
Fireruby: XD No… no… me neither. The… girl has every right to fall in with love you… please, answer… the… question.
Kurama: .; -mutters- Hiei is a good person at heart, even if he likes to act otherwise. I don't need anymore friends… No offense.
Old Woman: None taken, foxy!
Fireruby finally loses it. She cracks up, falling out of her Lay-Z-Boy and rolling onto the floor.
Kurama: -.-; Please, get up…
Fireruby: -still laughing hysterically- Can't… get… up… Think… I… cracked… a… rib… somewhere…
Kurama: -.-; You didn't crack a rib… please, get up… I'd really like to get on with the show… and go back home…
Fireruby: Fine…
She composes herself after a few minutes.
Fireruby: Soooo… Kurama, onto our next question…
Kurama: ^^ Finally.
Fireruby: Hmmm… -shuffles through her papers again- Oh, we have another one from SuperSam3. He writes… "Kurama. I've downloaded some pictures of you, and half of them involve you putting your arm around another guy. Never any girls. I guess what I'm wondering is… Are you gay?" -.- What a stupid question… Kurama?
Kurama: 00; What?! I-I try and be a supportive person, and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET? Well, forget it… from now on I'm gonna be like Hiei. Cold and ruthless.
Fireruby and half the audience: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Old Woman: BUT WE LOVE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE!!!!!!
Kurama: Really? You act that way, but I don't think you really feel it. No wonder people think I'm gay… no girls ever really 'go for me'… I've never even kissed someone before…
Half the audience stands up.
Suddenly, Melanie, Fireruby's short, freckle faced, brown haired sister runs in.
Melanie: NOOOO!!!!
The girl rushes over to Kurama, grabs his shirt and locks him in a deep kiss.
Disappointed sighs are heard throughout the studio.
Melanie: THERE! Happy?! Happy?!?! Now, don't go all evil… NO ONE LOVES HIEI!!!!!
Fireruby: Well, Hiei loves Hiei.
Melanie: That is a good point, sister. -turns back to Kurama- Please!!! Say you won't go evil now!!!
Kurama: @.@; O… kay…
Melanie grins and runs back off the stage and out of the studio.
Fireruby: -.- Well, I suppose Kurama's going to be in this intoxicated state for a few more hours. I will, of course, murder my sister for ruining this episode of NYATS. Please tune in tomorrow for an exclusive interview with Final Fantasy's Rikku. 'Till next time…
The screen fades to black as Fireruby stands up and runs out of the studio after her sister.
(A/N- Gomen nasi, all you Hiei fans out there. But... I really did get asked that by my friend Sam, so I thought it might be fun to put in the show... I had to put SOMETHING in to get all of Kurama's obsessed fans so upset, and that's the only thing that came to mind. GOMEN!)
Slowly, the black fades out to show a brightly lit studio. There's a strange blonde girl in a Lay-Z-Boy, sitting in front of the camera. She smiles brightly.
Fireruby: Hello! And welcome back to NYATS Live! Today we have with us a gorgeous redheaded fox demon who's wanted by the Spirited World police and thousands of girls across America. Please put your hands together for… Kurama!!!
The audience claps loudly. Today there are 42 people in the stands. Half of them are young and old ladies, screaming Kurama's name and holding up giant signs with his face on them.
Kurama walks up onto the stage and sits down on the leather couch.
Fireruby: I'm glad you could make it, Kurama. How are you doing tonight?
Kurama: ^^ Thank-you. I'm doing just fine.
Fireruby: Glad to hear it. Do you have anything to say before I start asking the questions?
Kurama: ^^ No, I don't think so…
Fireruby: Alright! Now… let's see… -she shuffles through her handy dandy stack of papers and pulls out a bright pink note- Ah, here it is. JenDen167 writes-
Someone in the audience suddenly screams.
"THAT'S MY LETTER!!!!"
Fireruby: -hides her giggles behind an abrupt coughing fit-
Kurama: -turns to see who it is-
The woman standing up couldn't be younger then 80.
Old Woman: That's my letter!!! Read it! Read it!
Fireruby: -desperately tries to contain herself- ^^; The… the letter reads, "Kurama, I love you sooooo much! But, why do you have to hang around with ugly shorties like Hiei? You deserve better friends! If you need any, I'll be your friend! Maybe more? Love, JenDen." XD Well… Kurama?
Kurama: -.-; I don't think that's very funny, Fireruby.
Fireruby: XD No… no… me neither. The… girl has every right to fall in with love you… please, answer… the… question.
Kurama: .; -mutters- Hiei is a good person at heart, even if he likes to act otherwise. I don't need anymore friends… No offense.
Old Woman: None taken, foxy!
Fireruby finally loses it. She cracks up, falling out of her Lay-Z-Boy and rolling onto the floor.
Kurama: -.-; Please, get up…
Fireruby: -still laughing hysterically- Can't… get… up… Think… I… cracked… a… rib… somewhere…
Kurama: -.-; You didn't crack a rib… please, get up… I'd really like to get on with the show… and go back home…
Fireruby: Fine…
She composes herself after a few minutes.
Fireruby: Soooo… Kurama, onto our next question…
Kurama: ^^ Finally.
Fireruby: Hmmm… -shuffles through her papers again- Oh, we have another one from SuperSam3. He writes… "Kurama. I've downloaded some pictures of you, and half of them involve you putting your arm around another guy. Never any girls. I guess what I'm wondering is… Are you gay?" -.- What a stupid question… Kurama?
Kurama: 00; What?! I-I try and be a supportive person, and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET? Well, forget it… from now on I'm gonna be like Hiei. Cold and ruthless.
Fireruby and half the audience: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Old Woman: BUT WE LOVE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE!!!!!!
Kurama: Really? You act that way, but I don't think you really feel it. No wonder people think I'm gay… no girls ever really 'go for me'… I've never even kissed someone before…
Half the audience stands up.
Suddenly, Melanie, Fireruby's short, freckle faced, brown haired sister runs in.
Melanie: NOOOO!!!!
The girl rushes over to Kurama, grabs his shirt and locks him in a deep kiss.
Disappointed sighs are heard throughout the studio.
Melanie: THERE! Happy?! Happy?!?! Now, don't go all evil… NO ONE LOVES HIEI!!!!!
Fireruby: Well, Hiei loves Hiei.
Melanie: That is a good point, sister. -turns back to Kurama- Please!!! Say you won't go evil now!!!
Kurama: @.@; O… kay…
Melanie grins and runs back off the stage and out of the studio.
Fireruby: -.- Well, I suppose Kurama's going to be in this intoxicated state for a few more hours. I will, of course, murder my sister for ruining this episode of NYATS. Please tune in tomorrow for an exclusive interview with Final Fantasy's Rikku. 'Till next time…
The screen fades to black as Fireruby stands up and runs out of the studio after her sister.
(A/N- Gomen nasi, all you Hiei fans out there. But... I really did get asked that by my friend Sam, so I thought it might be fun to put in the show... I had to put SOMETHING in to get all of Kurama's obsessed fans so upset, and that's the only thing that came to mind. GOMEN!)