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Why hello there people! How you all doin'? Good to know, well I have sort of a problem. Nothing that bad I promise it's just that this week and next is testing week. So I don't know if I'll be able to write a lot, but I will try like I said before I don't want to die! So yeah and I thought I might entertain you all for a minute.
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From the Bathroom Joke Almanac ( something to ease the pain;^) )

Today's Thought: " You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" - Steven Wright

Observance/Event: January is "National Prune Breakfast Month", "National Oatmeal Month" and "National Fiber Focus Month" so since you're reading the Bathroom Almanac, you're obviously right on top of things!

Graffiti: Time wounds all heels!

Joke: The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that an optimist stays up New Year's Eve to see the new year in and the pessimist stays up to make sure the old one left.
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Yeah I hope you liked that now do me a favor and review so my story doesn't die! Thank you!
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readers. please excess any misspelled words and bad grammar if there happens to be any, My fingers go faster than my brain is if you know what I mean. I'm working hard at the moment on a Tech Academy project. Flash animation, got to love it! So hia! how you all doing? Good, good. I'm fine. just trying to get ideas for journal entries for school. Blahhhhhhhhhh. Anyways, I have a secret for you all. Come a bit closer. Closer. Closer. *Smash* too close. Ok I need reviews. Review, review! Thank you come again!