this story is too stupid to the average person, but since there is no such thing as an average person, read all you want!
Lallins look at melee!
one day in final destination, master hand and his crazy brother... crazy hand, were enjoying a cup of tea. everything was going well until PICHU CHALLENGES! master hand and his crazy brother, errr... crazy hand, got up and got ready to fight. pichu came from the little warping thingie, and as soon as he appeared, he dissapeared, master hands crazy hand, brother... crazy hand, poked him with his super annoying finger attack!, of course pichu didnt care, he loses all the time!
so they went back to there cup of tea, when bowser had to shoo them away because he needed to challenge mewtwo in adventure mode. the hands felt sad that no one was worthy enough to challenge them on very hard mode and only challenges bowser in hopes that he might evovle into a more uglier giga bowser. Both hands left and never came back.
2 seconds later some one with one stock left and challenged them on very hard, master hand and his crazily crazy brother hand... crazy hand, returned and if this challenger loses, master hand and his brother, im too lazy to repeat that crazy guy, would dissapear. but they were lucky, marth challenged them, definletly a worthier for than his girlie man sidekick than roy, and isnt as much as a pretty boy as link!
ummm anyways, marth came down and dolphin slashed master hand, then sliced him three times with the very tip of his sword(thats the sweetspot) master hand laughed at his weak little scrawny arms, marth is only good for one on ones, while master hand laughed, crazy hands A.D.D took him over, crazy hand started to have a seizure, marth used counter rapidly on the hands until crazy hand lost all his H.P and died a non voilent death.
mattress hand got mad and turned into giga hand! a made up boss that has the coolest moves! marth got mad and turned into ninja marth, with powerful ninja abilitys. master hand took out a butter knife and slapped marth silly with it, marth took out 180 ninja stars from his pocket and thrown them at master hand, and suprisingly, he missed. while somewhere on yoshis island, yoshi, was hit by the ninja stars, although there was 180 of them, it only added 2 percent to his little thing that displays stuff, i forgot what i was talking about.
anyways, ninja marth saved princess zelda with his powerful ninja abilitys, zelda was so happy, she turned into sheik and ninja marth fell in love, sheik and marth had many kids, all of them grew to be too ugly to know what 22 was(?????). meanwhile master hand ate a poisen mushroom and became as small as kirby, kirby ate the master hand, and became master kirby!
next time in Lallins look at melee: master kirby must face classic mode and fight marth and zeldas children, the wire frames!
Lallins look at melee!
one day in final destination, master hand and his crazy brother... crazy hand, were enjoying a cup of tea. everything was going well until PICHU CHALLENGES! master hand and his crazy brother, errr... crazy hand, got up and got ready to fight. pichu came from the little warping thingie, and as soon as he appeared, he dissapeared, master hands crazy hand, brother... crazy hand, poked him with his super annoying finger attack!, of course pichu didnt care, he loses all the time!
so they went back to there cup of tea, when bowser had to shoo them away because he needed to challenge mewtwo in adventure mode. the hands felt sad that no one was worthy enough to challenge them on very hard mode and only challenges bowser in hopes that he might evovle into a more uglier giga bowser. Both hands left and never came back.
2 seconds later some one with one stock left and challenged them on very hard, master hand and his crazily crazy brother hand... crazy hand, returned and if this challenger loses, master hand and his brother, im too lazy to repeat that crazy guy, would dissapear. but they were lucky, marth challenged them, definletly a worthier for than his girlie man sidekick than roy, and isnt as much as a pretty boy as link!
ummm anyways, marth came down and dolphin slashed master hand, then sliced him three times with the very tip of his sword(thats the sweetspot) master hand laughed at his weak little scrawny arms, marth is only good for one on ones, while master hand laughed, crazy hands A.D.D took him over, crazy hand started to have a seizure, marth used counter rapidly on the hands until crazy hand lost all his H.P and died a non voilent death.
mattress hand got mad and turned into giga hand! a made up boss that has the coolest moves! marth got mad and turned into ninja marth, with powerful ninja abilitys. master hand took out a butter knife and slapped marth silly with it, marth took out 180 ninja stars from his pocket and thrown them at master hand, and suprisingly, he missed. while somewhere on yoshis island, yoshi, was hit by the ninja stars, although there was 180 of them, it only added 2 percent to his little thing that displays stuff, i forgot what i was talking about.
anyways, ninja marth saved princess zelda with his powerful ninja abilitys, zelda was so happy, she turned into sheik and ninja marth fell in love, sheik and marth had many kids, all of them grew to be too ugly to know what 22 was(?????). meanwhile master hand ate a poisen mushroom and became as small as kirby, kirby ate the master hand, and became master kirby!
next time in Lallins look at melee: master kirby must face classic mode and fight marth and zeldas children, the wire frames!