Moonkitty- This is a collection of lots of different corny commercials.
WOK- But made by Sonic Crew, YYH Crew, Zelda crew, and lots of other...
crews.
Moonkitty- ...yeah!
WOK- Anyway, Let us stop our blabbering
Moonkitty- BLABBER BLABBER BLABBER!!
WOK-...yeah...and get started...

First Commercial "Atmosphere Bags!" By the Sonic Crew
Sonic- Hello I'm Sonic and I'm here to tell you about the new and
improved "Atmosphere Bags"! With the Atmosphere Bags your possessions will
stay dry and safe, talking VERY fast unfortunately, you better read the
directions or you may not ever get your items back...
Knux- Well that sucks...
Sonic- Buy Atmosphere Bags! We care about your air...
Knux- What does that have to do with ANYTHING???
Sonic- Absolutely nothing!