Your screen is pitch black.
Suddenly, a strong wind swoops by, blowing the darkness away.
You now see the familiar NYATS studio. Your startled host is not only sitting in her Lay-Z-Boy, but clinging onto it for dear life.
Fireruby: JINNNN!!!! CUT IT OUT!!!
The wind suddenly dies down.
Guy with dreamy Irish accent: -from offstage- Sorry!
Fireruby: -turns to face the camera- Oh… uh, hi. Welcome back to NYATS.
Akemi: -from offstage- Ye-eah! Welcome back, mah homies!
Fireruby: -.-* As you can probably see… or hear… Akemi has gotten over her fear/hatred of slang.
Akemi: -from offstage- Ye-eah!
Fireruby: o0; Eehh… maybe we should bring out today's guest…
Akemi: -from offstage- Ye-eah!
Fireruby: Alrighty then… Please put your hands together for today's special guest… Jin, the Wind!
(A/N- Eck! They call him that, right? I totally forgot… so correct me if I'm wrong.)
Jin: -walks onstage, waving to the audience and creating a gentle breeze through the studio-
Fireruby: Hi, Jin. Welcome to the show.
Jin: -in dreamy Irish accent- Thank you, Fireruby. It's great to be here. -sits down on couch-
Fireruby: -swoons- Your voice… oh… can you say something again?
Jin: -in accent- What're you talking about?
Fireruby: -continues to swoon- Do all Irishmen sound that dreamy?
Akemi: -from offstage; drops the street talk- No. My dad's Irish. Does he sound dreamy to you?
Fireruby: -snaps out of swooning trance- Eck! No!
Jin: o0;
Fireruby: Anyway… maybe we should get on with the questions?
Jin: -nods-
Fireruby: Okay. Let me start off by saying that all of the following questions were made up by my sister and me last night… Why? Because our current amount of fan response SUCKS.
Jin & Audience: 0_0;
Akemi: -from offstage; nods- Yes… yes it does.
Fireruby: For the last episode of NYATS: a total of 3 people reviewed, only 1 person had a suggestion for the show and NOT ONE OF YOU HAD ANY QUESTIONS.
Jin & Audience: -shrink in their seats-
Fireruby: -sigh- But… that's all right. We can make due with next to nothing fan response.
Akemi: -from offstage; nods again- Even if it is a lot harder.
Fireruby: So… the first question is; How'd you get your wind powers?
Jin: -dreamy accent- Well… the same way that that Yusuke bloke got his spirit powers… I trained.
Fireruby: I guess that makes sense. If Yusuke can fire a laser beam outta his finger, I suppose it makes sense for you to be able to control the wind.
Jin: -accent- Right.
(A/N- *shakes head sadly* I'm not gonna even pretend to think that I can mimic the way he speaks… bear with it…)
Fireruby: Well, question number two is; Is there really a such thing as an Irish demon, or do you just put on that accent for the chicks?
Jin: Yes and no. Demons are formed in Spirit World… there, we have a place comparable to this "Ireland"… so, I guess there is such a thing. And, no. I do not put on an accent to impress you human girls.
Fireruby: Really? My sister was convinced that you did.
Jin: I don't.
Akemi: Oh…
Fireruby: ^_^ Okay. Question # 3: What do you think of Yusuke/Jin YAOI fics?
Jin: … what is this "YAOI"?
Fireruby: -face reddens- Well… it's… erm… -hands him a sheet of paper- Here. There's an example of Yusuke/Jin YAOI.
Jin: -reads the paper-
Fireruby & Akemi: -brace themselves- ((have read the paper))
Jin: -a strong wind suddenly surrounds the stage- WHAT THE &#$^-- huh? &#&^? &#&^, &#&^, &#&^… Why am I being blipped?
Fireruby: After I had Inuyasha on the show, I decided that we needed to have a language sensor, if I was gonna keep the fic rated PG.
Jin: Oh… -remembers paper- WHAT THE &#&^ IS THIS?! Do people actually think me OR the grease-haired kid would DO something like THIS?!
Fireruby: -shrinks in chair- Well… I don't…
Jin: -crumples up paper- That's disgusting.
Fireruby & Akemi: -both nod- People with too much time on their hands.
Audience: oo;
Random Audience Member: Check it out… the two freaks are talking together now, too.
Random Audience Member #2: -nods sadly-
Jin: -tosses paper away- Anymore questions?
Fireruby: -nods- One more: Would you consider dating Kagura?
Jin: ?_? Kagura?
Fireruby: A wind sorceress from Inuyasha.
Jin: Is she a human?
Fireruby: No. She's an incarnation of an evil demon.
Jin: Oh. Then, I might consider dating her.
Fireruby: No kidding?
Akemi: -swoons- If I had wind powers, would you consider dating me?
Jin: Heh… sorry. I don't date humans.
Akemi: Ah… poo
Fireruby: poo?
Akemi: Would you rather me use some ridiculous slang word? -starts street talk again- Sure thing, mah homie.
Jin: -.- Doesn't that tire you out?
Akemi: Ye-eah!
Fireruby: -snaps at her- Would you stop that?!
Akemi: oo* I thought you wanted me to talk like that.
Fireruby: NO! I want you to talk like yourself! And I want you to let ME talk like myself! Is that so bad?!
Audience: -shakes heads-
Akemi: ^_^ You like the way I normally talk?
Fireruby: …yes.
Akemi: -runs onstage and hugs Fireruby-
Fireruby: ^^;;
Jin: -.-; Are you two…?
Fireruby: -.-; Friends? Yes.
Akemi: -.-" Jin, I think your mind has been infected by the YAOI fic.
Jin: 00; You think so? -hits himself on his adorable red haired head-
Fireruby: -swoons- Heaven help meh… you're so cute when you do that…
Akemi: Here… I'll help you pound the YAOI outta your head. -tackles Jin-
Jin: -being pounded by Akemi- 00* Itaii…
Fireruby: JIN! -jumps in to save him-
::45 minutes later::
Fireruby: -scratched up and smiling-
Akemi: -scratched, bruised and smiling-
Jin: -scratched up, bruised, bloody nosed and holding his head-
Fireruby: Well, the YAOI is officially gone…
Audience: -cheers-
Fireruby: And… we're outta airtime. Tune in next time for… erm…
Akemi: One of your fans asked for more FF characters… Maybe you should do another one from FFX?
Fireruby: Hmm… okay. Tune in next time to see our special guest, Yuna; Braska's famous daughter, and summoner of Spira. And maybe we'll get Tidus; her boyfriend, on here too… PLEASE review. I really do need some questions for these guys.
Jin: -chibi; holding his throbbing head- End the show!
Fireruby: ^_^; 'Kay. Till next time.
The screen fades to black as Fireruby runs off to fetch Jin an icepack.
Suddenly, a strong wind swoops by, blowing the darkness away.
You now see the familiar NYATS studio. Your startled host is not only sitting in her Lay-Z-Boy, but clinging onto it for dear life.
Fireruby: JINNNN!!!! CUT IT OUT!!!
The wind suddenly dies down.
Guy with dreamy Irish accent: -from offstage- Sorry!
Fireruby: -turns to face the camera- Oh… uh, hi. Welcome back to NYATS.
Akemi: -from offstage- Ye-eah! Welcome back, mah homies!
Fireruby: -.-* As you can probably see… or hear… Akemi has gotten over her fear/hatred of slang.
Akemi: -from offstage- Ye-eah!
Fireruby: o0; Eehh… maybe we should bring out today's guest…
Akemi: -from offstage- Ye-eah!
Fireruby: Alrighty then… Please put your hands together for today's special guest… Jin, the Wind!
(A/N- Eck! They call him that, right? I totally forgot… so correct me if I'm wrong.)
Jin: -walks onstage, waving to the audience and creating a gentle breeze through the studio-
Fireruby: Hi, Jin. Welcome to the show.
Jin: -in dreamy Irish accent- Thank you, Fireruby. It's great to be here. -sits down on couch-
Fireruby: -swoons- Your voice… oh… can you say something again?
Jin: -in accent- What're you talking about?
Fireruby: -continues to swoon- Do all Irishmen sound that dreamy?
Akemi: -from offstage; drops the street talk- No. My dad's Irish. Does he sound dreamy to you?
Fireruby: -snaps out of swooning trance- Eck! No!
Jin: o0;
Fireruby: Anyway… maybe we should get on with the questions?
Jin: -nods-
Fireruby: Okay. Let me start off by saying that all of the following questions were made up by my sister and me last night… Why? Because our current amount of fan response SUCKS.
Jin & Audience: 0_0;
Akemi: -from offstage; nods- Yes… yes it does.
Fireruby: For the last episode of NYATS: a total of 3 people reviewed, only 1 person had a suggestion for the show and NOT ONE OF YOU HAD ANY QUESTIONS.
Jin & Audience: -shrink in their seats-
Fireruby: -sigh- But… that's all right. We can make due with next to nothing fan response.
Akemi: -from offstage; nods again- Even if it is a lot harder.
Fireruby: So… the first question is; How'd you get your wind powers?
Jin: -dreamy accent- Well… the same way that that Yusuke bloke got his spirit powers… I trained.
Fireruby: I guess that makes sense. If Yusuke can fire a laser beam outta his finger, I suppose it makes sense for you to be able to control the wind.
Jin: -accent- Right.
(A/N- *shakes head sadly* I'm not gonna even pretend to think that I can mimic the way he speaks… bear with it…)
Fireruby: Well, question number two is; Is there really a such thing as an Irish demon, or do you just put on that accent for the chicks?
Jin: Yes and no. Demons are formed in Spirit World… there, we have a place comparable to this "Ireland"… so, I guess there is such a thing. And, no. I do not put on an accent to impress you human girls.
Fireruby: Really? My sister was convinced that you did.
Jin: I don't.
Akemi: Oh…
Fireruby: ^_^ Okay. Question # 3: What do you think of Yusuke/Jin YAOI fics?
Jin: … what is this "YAOI"?
Fireruby: -face reddens- Well… it's… erm… -hands him a sheet of paper- Here. There's an example of Yusuke/Jin YAOI.
Jin: -reads the paper-
Fireruby & Akemi: -brace themselves- ((have read the paper))
Jin: -a strong wind suddenly surrounds the stage- WHAT THE &#$^-- huh? &#&^? &#&^, &#&^, &#&^… Why am I being blipped?
Fireruby: After I had Inuyasha on the show, I decided that we needed to have a language sensor, if I was gonna keep the fic rated PG.
Jin: Oh… -remembers paper- WHAT THE &#&^ IS THIS?! Do people actually think me OR the grease-haired kid would DO something like THIS?!
Fireruby: -shrinks in chair- Well… I don't…
Jin: -crumples up paper- That's disgusting.
Fireruby & Akemi: -both nod- People with too much time on their hands.
Audience: oo;
Random Audience Member: Check it out… the two freaks are talking together now, too.
Random Audience Member #2: -nods sadly-
Jin: -tosses paper away- Anymore questions?
Fireruby: -nods- One more: Would you consider dating Kagura?
Jin: ?_? Kagura?
Fireruby: A wind sorceress from Inuyasha.
Jin: Is she a human?
Fireruby: No. She's an incarnation of an evil demon.
Jin: Oh. Then, I might consider dating her.
Fireruby: No kidding?
Akemi: -swoons- If I had wind powers, would you consider dating me?
Jin: Heh… sorry. I don't date humans.
Akemi: Ah… poo
Fireruby: poo?
Akemi: Would you rather me use some ridiculous slang word? -starts street talk again- Sure thing, mah homie.
Jin: -.- Doesn't that tire you out?
Akemi: Ye-eah!
Fireruby: -snaps at her- Would you stop that?!
Akemi: oo* I thought you wanted me to talk like that.
Fireruby: NO! I want you to talk like yourself! And I want you to let ME talk like myself! Is that so bad?!
Audience: -shakes heads-
Akemi: ^_^ You like the way I normally talk?
Fireruby: …yes.
Akemi: -runs onstage and hugs Fireruby-
Fireruby: ^^;;
Jin: -.-; Are you two…?
Fireruby: -.-; Friends? Yes.
Akemi: -.-" Jin, I think your mind has been infected by the YAOI fic.
Jin: 00; You think so? -hits himself on his adorable red haired head-
Fireruby: -swoons- Heaven help meh… you're so cute when you do that…
Akemi: Here… I'll help you pound the YAOI outta your head. -tackles Jin-
Jin: -being pounded by Akemi- 00* Itaii…
Fireruby: JIN! -jumps in to save him-
::45 minutes later::
Fireruby: -scratched up and smiling-
Akemi: -scratched, bruised and smiling-
Jin: -scratched up, bruised, bloody nosed and holding his head-
Fireruby: Well, the YAOI is officially gone…
Audience: -cheers-
Fireruby: And… we're outta airtime. Tune in next time for… erm…
Akemi: One of your fans asked for more FF characters… Maybe you should do another one from FFX?
Fireruby: Hmm… okay. Tune in next time to see our special guest, Yuna; Braska's famous daughter, and summoner of Spira. And maybe we'll get Tidus; her boyfriend, on here too… PLEASE review. I really do need some questions for these guys.
Jin: -chibi; holding his throbbing head- End the show!
Fireruby: ^_^; 'Kay. Till next time.
The screen fades to black as Fireruby runs off to fetch Jin an icepack.