After turning on your TV/computer screen, you're instantly greeted by a colorless black screen. In a few seconds the black fades out, and in its place is an extra bright NYATS studio. But, today, instead of the giant flashing "NYATS" sign, there's a huge banner reading "Happy Belated Thanksgiving!"

In her usual black Lay-Z-Boy sits Fireruby, who's smiling cheerily at you.

Fireruby: Happy Turkey Day, everyone!!! I know it's a little late, but I wanted to make sure to send you all some nice greetings for the holiday.

Akemi: -sitting on the edge of the stage; throwing turkey shaped confetti- Yep!

Fireruby: -grins- Annnyway……. Today, for our special Thanksgiving edition of NYATS is… Haku, the spirit of the Kohaku river!

Silence. No movement.

Fireruby: -laughs nervously- Come on, Haku… that's your cue to come onstage…

Haku: Oh… yeah… -walks onstage, waving-

The audience applauds very loudly. Several fangirls in the front swoon. Many faint.

Fangirls: We love you Haku!!!

Haku: -sits down; apparently doesn't hear them-

Fireruby: ^^; Welcome to the show, Haku.

Haku: …Thanks.

Fireruby: -seriously- You're very hot, you know.

Haku: Actually, I've been told that many times before.

Fireruby: I'm not surprised. If it wasn't for my recent obsession with Seijuro Hiko, I might get a bishie crush on you… But, as it is… I hope you won't be let down if I don't swoon or anything… like those fangirls upfront.

Haku: Whatever…

Fireruby: Anywho… maybe we should start on the questions now?

Haku: Alright.

Fireruby: 'Kay. The first two questions are from WatcherofDarkness. They want to know: "Haku do you love Chiro or are you two just friends?"

Haku: Chihiro? Erm… well… um… heh… I do love Chihiro… but… I'm not sure that we're any more then friends because of it…

Fireruby: -sigh- I know how it is… I love Hiko, but does that make us any more then s fan and an idol bishie? No…

Akemi: oo; I'd like to relate to you guys, but my crush is mutual.

Fireruby: -.- So is his.

Haku: Huh?

Fireruby: Anyway, last question from WatcherofDarkness: "As a river spirt aren't you kinda immortal meaning your not bound by the limits of age and she'd die long before you unless you interfered?"

Haku: "she"?

Fireruby: Chihiro.

Haku: Oh… I suppose that's right… but as I spirit, I do have certain abilities… If I can't make Chihiro live forever with me, then I can at least extend her life a few thousand years…

Fireruby: I think that's what they meant by "unless you interfered."

Haku: Oh. Yes, then.

Fireruby: ^^ 'Kay. Next question. This one's from SpicyHollyElf. "Do you always remember girls by what shoes they lost?"

Haku: …huh?

Fireruby: She's talking about when you suddenly remembered Chihiro all because of her "little pink shoe"… It was very funny, actually… Of all the things to remember her by, it was her stupid shoe. Well… it could be worse; I guess… at least it wasn't her underwear.

Haku: -uncharacteristically blushes-

Fireruby: Anywho, answer the question.

Haku: …… No, I don't remember all girls by their shoes… Just Chihiro, I guess…

Fireruby: -sighs- Aww… true love by shoes…

Akemi: -rolls off the stage laughing-

Fireruby: Well… last question. "Do you have a crush on Chihiro?" –coughs- Well, after this episode of NYATS… I'd have to say that's already been answered. But, answer anyway, Haku. It's cute when you saw it.

Haku: -grumbles- Yes, I have a crush on Chihiro.

Fireruby&Akemi: ^__^ Aww… so kawaii…

Fangirls: Awww… what a shame…

Fireruby: -glances at her watch- We still have quite a bit of time left… We need some entertainment…

Akemi: I know! Let's have Haku transform into his hot dragon form!!!

Fireruby: ^^ GREAT idea!!!

Haku: Was that in my contract thing, too? I have to do what you say?

Fireruby&Akemi: Yes!! Now transform, please!!

Haku: -sighs and morphs into a huge white & green dragon- …………

The remainder of the fangirls faint.

Fireruby: -grins- Wowza. If Hiko could do that, then he'd be totally perfect.

Akemi: I thought you said Hiko-san was already perfect…?

Fireruby: Oh, yeah… Well… he'd be better then perfect, then.

Akemi: …… -mutters to herself- It's impossible to be better then perfect……

Fireruby: Okay, Haku, you can morph back now!

Haku: -looks at her, suddenly smiling-

Fireruby: Er… I said, you can transform back into a human!!

Haku: -snaps at Fireruby, missing by less then an inch-

Fireruby: -noticing his HUGE teeth- 00;;;; O…M…G….

Akemi: 00;;

Haku: -grins a dragon-ish grin; his voice is deep, loud and mystical- You forced me to transform and confess my undying love for Chihiro… and now you'll have to pay for it…

Fireruby: -glances at Akemi- He didn't say "undying" before, did he?

Akemi: Nope. That's an improvement, if you ask me.

Haku: -growls-

Fireruby: Heh… -glances at camera- Tune in next time for a special Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah edition of NYATS… with Kagome from the show "Inuyasha"… I'm sorry for not using this suggestion earlier… I had a lot of guest suggestions, all of a sudden! Well… Er… till then! –sprints out of the studio as Haku tries to make another snap at her nose-

The screen fades back to black as Akemi glances at Haku, then runs behind Fireruby, out of the studio. Haku trails after them, taking his time, since he could easily snatch up both of them both any time he chose.