Twisted Termina
Before you begin, here's a corny little song for you!
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Tune: Brady Bunch Theme Song
This is a story
Of a blonde-haired bishie.
Who fights monsters and helps people with their probs.
He has cool weapons
And a ve-ry strong sword,
But re-cen-tly got robbed.
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By a fairy
Her bro and a Skull Kid
Who was sporting an ancient and dang-ger-ous mask
And they have 3 days
To find this buttwipe
It's time to kick---some---ass!!
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So when this fairy and this boy team up to-geth-er
Killing beasts and gaining super-powers too
Thanks to the power
Of an Ocarina

And it's on a game too!
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End song!
If it was crappy, oh well. It's the best I can do in 2 minutes, dammit!