PA RT III !!
::Bursts into tears:: "I'm just oh so happy that my story has made it thus
far ..." ::continues crying:: "I would like to thank God, my mom, and my dad,
and my sister, and my brother, and my dog, and my other dog, and my cat,
and my guinea pig, and my fish, ..., and my next-door neighbor, and my next
door neighbor the other direction, ..., and my first grade teacher, and my
second grade teacher, and third, ... , and my mailman, and the police
department..., and my gym teacher,... and my fourth cousin twice removed that
I've never met..., and my employer, and my fellow employee Jess, and my
fellow employee Dan , and my fellow employee Liz, ...and my priest, ... and
this kid in my fourth grade class Ashibaba ... , and my president, and my
vice president, and the secretary of state, ... , and the lady at the
attendance office at my school , and the monitor, and the nurse, and the
guidance counselor, and the school psychologist,..., and this guy I just
looked up in the phone book, ... and my friend Sam, and my friend Rachel, and
my friend Chris, and my friend Janice, ..." after 3 hours worth of
thankyous "Now I'm going to tell you why I would like to thank each and
every one of these 8,729 individuals..."
WOW that girl is a freak ... if you thought that was me ... YOU NEED HELP!! ((((
Ok well now that I wasted 1/2 of a page(do you like my half sign??¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?? I will finally emence in writing my story ...
Well ... first I have to clue you in on what happened last time ...
"Um... are we going to get him a bar of soap?" Shippo asks.
"HAH! You think were going to waste our "oh so precious" time to get our sworn enemy a BAR OF SOAP!!!!" laughed inuyasha. "That is ridiculous."
"Besides the insanity factor, it's probably a trap," noted Miroku.
"Hmmm, I never thought of that!" yelled Inuyasha in jubilee. "Great!! Let's go bring him the bar of soap!!! He thinks were not stupid enough to fall for it, so he won't expect us, so when we show up he'll be all surprised and it will kind of be a surprise attack!!!"
::blank stares focused in his direction::
"TRUST ME!!!!!! Now go home and get a bar of soap!" he yelled at Kagome.
"Inuyasha you're really going to regret this," Kagome muttered as she ran back to the well . . .
NOW FOR P-P-P-P-PARRRRRRRT THRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
::Kagome returns::
"Did you get it??" Inuyasha anxiously asks her.
"Well – no ..." she replies.
"NOO!!!!! WHY NOT!?!?!?!??!?!" Inuyasha screams.
"BECAUSE!!!!!! DON'T YELL AT ME!!!!!!" she screams back.
"WELL MAYBE I WOULDN'T IF YOU DIDN'T START IT!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha taunts.
"I DIDN'T YOU HALF DEMON!!!!!! YOU STARTED IT!!!!!!!!!" Kagome screamed back infuriated.
"There they go again ... "Miroku sighs.
"Wouldn't you think they would just realize they like each other already?" Sango rhetorically asks.
"LIKE EACHOTHER?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!" They both yell in unison. "HMMMMPPPHHH!" and they turn their backs on each other and cross their arms.
"So, Kagome, why didn't you get us a bar of soap?" Shippo asks.
"Well, my brother was in the shower, so I couldn't get one from my house, and I didn't want to wait, and I couldn't jeopardize myself by leaving the house and being attacked by friends asking me how my Alzheimer's or Parkinson's Disease is going along and asking me if I remember them," she tells them leaving out the part about them asking about her "boyfriend".
They all sigh. "Now what are we going to do?" asks Shippo.
"Well I guess we can just go without soap ... "Inuyasha suggests.
Well I guess they went without soap, because right now (this very second) they are arriving at Naraku's castle (dun dun dun!)
"So ... what do we do ... just knock on the door?" asks Miroku.
"Great idea!!!!!" Shippo cried. Inuyasha smacks Shippo over the head. "Well I thought it was a great idea ... "he (she) mutters to himself (herself) {Shippo always struck me as a female ... }
"Maybe we can creep in through the back door ... but I'd be kind of surprised if he wasn't waiting for us, ..." said Sango.
"Didn't you listen to my logic???" Inuyasha asked, "He didn't think we'd come ... "
"Oh well let's just try going around back ... " Kagome suggests.
When they get to the back entrance Naroku (or is it a puppet? But he is in his normal form and not the baboon outfit, so we think it really is Naraku) is sitting on the stoop. "Ah ... Inuyasha! I'm very pleased to see you! Did you bring me my bar of soap?" he asks in a superior, know it all, sophisticated, serious, deep mysterious tone.
"Umm ... no ..." Inuyasha stammers.
"NO?" he bursts out Totally Breaking his seriousness and sophistication. "Noooooooooooooooooooooo! I desperately need a bath!!!!! OH man!!!" They all stare at him in disbelief. He is acting like a total fool. "From this day forth you are sentenced to bear the name ShAkIrA!" The gang continues to stare.
Naraku jumps up and starts dancing around like an idiot. "ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA!" He stops dancing. "Come on let's face it nobody in their right mind can say your name correctly anyway ... I mean innnnn – uuuuu --- yash ---- akira!!! And for short ... ¿¿¿¿¿SHAKIRA???? So, that's your name..." He jumps from one foot to the other wildly flailing his arms singing, "ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA!"
The gang (not as in a real gang but in the cluster of Inhuyasha's companions) all tried not to laugh at this new absurdity (seriously how come stuff like this doesn't happen on the show) that they were privileged enough to view. In their trying-to-suppress-girly-giggles-state Naraku stops and says in a kid- like tone, "What are we laughing about? I haven't laughed in a loooooonnnngggg time... Share, please!"
They all stared blankly. Until ------( They WERE CAUGHT UP IN A NET!!!!!!!!
Naraku says ...
THE THREE DOTS OF EVIL!!!!! That means part !!! is over and we have to wait for part !V ... OHHH MAAAANNNNN ... I hate waiting for new chapters to be written and uploaded .. it takes soo looong .... ((:-((( ::sadness::
WHAT IS NARAKU GOING TO SAY???? WAS NARAKU ACTING STUPID ON PURPOSE????? WILL WE EVER SEE SHEESOMARU AGAIN????? HOW ARE They GOING TO ESCAPE???? ARE They GOING TO ESCAPE????? HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE ROLL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP????? The World May Never Know !
So, (adjective time) all you fans of the magnificent, marvelous, wonderful, splendid, inteligent, superb, super, glorious, brilliant, outstanding, superlative, bravura, amazing, stunning, spectacular, excellent, fabulous, awe-inspiring, breath-taking, astonishing, fantastic, great, grand, fine, impressive, terrific, celebrated, luminous, radiant, exceptional, dazzling, stupendous, unbeatable, virtuoso, remarkable, incredible, dramatic, extravagant, trmendous, remarkable, overwhelming, awesome author of these stories stay tuned until next time ! R&R and vote which was better: Part I, Part II, or Part III.
Oh yeah by the way my attempts to own Inuyasha are still futile . . . don't worry ... one day I will succeed! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
WOW that girl is a freak ... if you thought that was me ... YOU NEED HELP!! ((((
Ok well now that I wasted 1/2 of a page(do you like my half sign??¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?? I will finally emence in writing my story ...
Well ... first I have to clue you in on what happened last time ...
"Um... are we going to get him a bar of soap?" Shippo asks.
"HAH! You think were going to waste our "oh so precious" time to get our sworn enemy a BAR OF SOAP!!!!" laughed inuyasha. "That is ridiculous."
"Besides the insanity factor, it's probably a trap," noted Miroku.
"Hmmm, I never thought of that!" yelled Inuyasha in jubilee. "Great!! Let's go bring him the bar of soap!!! He thinks were not stupid enough to fall for it, so he won't expect us, so when we show up he'll be all surprised and it will kind of be a surprise attack!!!"
::blank stares focused in his direction::
"TRUST ME!!!!!! Now go home and get a bar of soap!" he yelled at Kagome.
"Inuyasha you're really going to regret this," Kagome muttered as she ran back to the well . . .
NOW FOR P-P-P-P-PARRRRRRRT THRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
::Kagome returns::
"Did you get it??" Inuyasha anxiously asks her.
"Well – no ..." she replies.
"NOO!!!!! WHY NOT!?!?!?!??!?!" Inuyasha screams.
"BECAUSE!!!!!! DON'T YELL AT ME!!!!!!" she screams back.
"WELL MAYBE I WOULDN'T IF YOU DIDN'T START IT!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha taunts.
"I DIDN'T YOU HALF DEMON!!!!!! YOU STARTED IT!!!!!!!!!" Kagome screamed back infuriated.
"There they go again ... "Miroku sighs.
"Wouldn't you think they would just realize they like each other already?" Sango rhetorically asks.
"LIKE EACHOTHER?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!" They both yell in unison. "HMMMMPPPHHH!" and they turn their backs on each other and cross their arms.
"So, Kagome, why didn't you get us a bar of soap?" Shippo asks.
"Well, my brother was in the shower, so I couldn't get one from my house, and I didn't want to wait, and I couldn't jeopardize myself by leaving the house and being attacked by friends asking me how my Alzheimer's or Parkinson's Disease is going along and asking me if I remember them," she tells them leaving out the part about them asking about her "boyfriend".
They all sigh. "Now what are we going to do?" asks Shippo.
"Well I guess we can just go without soap ... "Inuyasha suggests.
Well I guess they went without soap, because right now (this very second) they are arriving at Naraku's castle (dun dun dun!)
"So ... what do we do ... just knock on the door?" asks Miroku.
"Great idea!!!!!" Shippo cried. Inuyasha smacks Shippo over the head. "Well I thought it was a great idea ... "he (she) mutters to himself (herself) {Shippo always struck me as a female ... }
"Maybe we can creep in through the back door ... but I'd be kind of surprised if he wasn't waiting for us, ..." said Sango.
"Didn't you listen to my logic???" Inuyasha asked, "He didn't think we'd come ... "
"Oh well let's just try going around back ... " Kagome suggests.
When they get to the back entrance Naroku (or is it a puppet? But he is in his normal form and not the baboon outfit, so we think it really is Naraku) is sitting on the stoop. "Ah ... Inuyasha! I'm very pleased to see you! Did you bring me my bar of soap?" he asks in a superior, know it all, sophisticated, serious, deep mysterious tone.
"Umm ... no ..." Inuyasha stammers.
"NO?" he bursts out Totally Breaking his seriousness and sophistication. "Noooooooooooooooooooooo! I desperately need a bath!!!!! OH man!!!" They all stare at him in disbelief. He is acting like a total fool. "From this day forth you are sentenced to bear the name ShAkIrA!" The gang continues to stare.
Naraku jumps up and starts dancing around like an idiot. "ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA!" He stops dancing. "Come on let's face it nobody in their right mind can say your name correctly anyway ... I mean innnnn – uuuuu --- yash ---- akira!!! And for short ... ¿¿¿¿¿SHAKIRA???? So, that's your name..." He jumps from one foot to the other wildly flailing his arms singing, "ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA!"
The gang (not as in a real gang but in the cluster of Inhuyasha's companions) all tried not to laugh at this new absurdity (seriously how come stuff like this doesn't happen on the show) that they were privileged enough to view. In their trying-to-suppress-girly-giggles-state Naraku stops and says in a kid- like tone, "What are we laughing about? I haven't laughed in a loooooonnnngggg time... Share, please!"
They all stared blankly. Until ------( They WERE CAUGHT UP IN A NET!!!!!!!!
Naraku says ...
THE THREE DOTS OF EVIL!!!!! That means part !!! is over and we have to wait for part !V ... OHHH MAAAANNNNN ... I hate waiting for new chapters to be written and uploaded .. it takes soo looong .... ((:-((( ::sadness::
WHAT IS NARAKU GOING TO SAY???? WAS NARAKU ACTING STUPID ON PURPOSE????? WILL WE EVER SEE SHEESOMARU AGAIN????? HOW ARE They GOING TO ESCAPE???? ARE They GOING TO ESCAPE????? HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE ROLL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP????? The World May Never Know !
So, (adjective time) all you fans of the magnificent, marvelous, wonderful, splendid, inteligent, superb, super, glorious, brilliant, outstanding, superlative, bravura, amazing, stunning, spectacular, excellent, fabulous, awe-inspiring, breath-taking, astonishing, fantastic, great, grand, fine, impressive, terrific, celebrated, luminous, radiant, exceptional, dazzling, stupendous, unbeatable, virtuoso, remarkable, incredible, dramatic, extravagant, trmendous, remarkable, overwhelming, awesome author of these stories stay tuned until next time ! R&R and vote which was better: Part I, Part II, or Part III.
Oh yeah by the way my attempts to own Inuyasha are still futile . . . don't worry ... one day I will succeed! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!