Authors Note: we shall now venture on to part iv of our story ... wow I never
thought I would make it this far ... ok for clarification we are still in
feudal Japan sometime in the past. It's a fairly nice day outside sunny
only a couple of clouds ... but were inside ... in Naraku's castle ... in a net
hanging form the ceiling ... two seconds ago we were on the floor and Naraku
was dancing around like an idiot ... but now we know he was acting stupid to
trick us... he's a decent actor ... a couple more lessons he could go audition
in Hollywood ... anyway ... we know this is in fact the real Naraku ... why we
didn't kill him while we had the chance (while he was dancing around like
an idiot) is what we don't know ...
WOW that's the first speech I've ever written that wasn't completely stupid and pointless ::tears of pride::
Ok and nooooooow the moment weve all been waiting for:::
PPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT FFFOOOOOOUUUURRR!!
Actually, I lied, we need to sum up what happened in part III
"He jumps from one foot to the other wildly flailing his arms singing, "ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA!
ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA!"
They all stared blankly. Until ------( They WERE CAUGHT UP IN A NET!!!!!!!!
Naraku says ..."
Ok and NOW for Part IV
"Wow ... I wonder who caught you guys up in a net . . .?"
SO MUCH FOR THE DRAMATIC SUSPENSE!!!!! That was rather anticlimactic ... BUT if it wasn't Naraku ... who was it???
Sheeshomaru pops out from the shadows. "Guess who?"
"Ummm ... let me guess ... hmmm ... Sheeshomaru?" Kagome 'guesses'.
"How did she know??" he acts in disbelief. "Grrr that stupid smart (oxymoron) person ... she ruined all my fun ... I didn't think anyone would guess ... they were supposed to think it was all Naraku ... "Sheeshomaru thought out loud.
"Umm ... Sheeshomaru you're still talking ... "Inuyasha had to help his brother this ONE time ... seriously it was like required like.
"OH! Well I guess you guys know who trapped you know!" Sheesh ( I shortened his name tee hee) burst out in jubilee.
"Sheesh, you know that if you kill us like this when we can't fight back you'll get no honor ... "Miroku taunted him.
"Umm ... guys I don't think you understand ... "Sheesh started.
"Don't understand what?" Shippo asked.
"It's not about honor ... "Sheesh started.
"What do you mean Sheesh!!! You're not going to kill us like this are you?" Sango asked.
"Hold on a second for your argument guys, I have to go to the bathroom," Naraku said as he got up and exited stage right. (stage right how silly no one cares!)
After a coupe of minutes of silence Inuyasha says, "Yo, I'm bored of being hung here like this either kill us or let us down!"
"Shhh ... wait fot Naraku to return then we'll finish arguing," Sheesh demanded him.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes and would have hit himself over the forehead, but in case you don't remember there are 5 people encased in one small net, so his movement is very limited.
5 minutes later
"Yo sorry guys that that took so long," said Naraku entering the room. "So, what happened while I was gone?"
"nothing. I was good and faithful to your request that we wait upon your homecoming for our altercation." Sheesh countered looking all happy like a dog when he sits and stays until you tell him not to.
"Good," Naraku applauds, "Commence fighting."
"What was I saying again?" asks Sheesh.
"I don't know. Can you just let us down already?" asks Inuyasha annoyed.
"No, I have to keep you up there because ...
The end (rainbow, cool huh?)
So anyway I don't like babbling at the end this time like at the past three previous ties, so I guess I'm going to discontinue the tradition ... end the custom ... stop the ritual ... cease the practice ... halt the habit ... put an end to the performance ... terminate the norm ... break off the pattern .... Finish the tendency ... impede the formal procedure ... etc. etc. etc. well I guess I had to babble a little it a requirement I guess ... instead of adjectives, that's a new twist how do you like it?
Anyway new votings: The usual ( Which was better part I II III or IV ?) Do you like my new synomn naming procedure better? Do you like my "the end"? Do yoou like my "small"? DO you like my questions? And what do you think is going to happen next?
R&R Answer none/how many you feel like answering or leave me a mean horrible review telling me how much it sucked ... its up to you!!!! ( oh the freedom of being the reviewer ... ( I like smilieys ... or you could make up your own questions !!! Wouldn't that be fun ??? ok ill stop babbling now ...
¡me!
WOW that's the first speech I've ever written that wasn't completely stupid and pointless ::tears of pride::
Ok and nooooooow the moment weve all been waiting for:::
PPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT FFFOOOOOOUUUURRR!!
Actually, I lied, we need to sum up what happened in part III
"He jumps from one foot to the other wildly flailing his arms singing, "ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA!
ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA! ShAkIrA, sHaKiRa! You're name's ShAkIrA!"
They all stared blankly. Until ------( They WERE CAUGHT UP IN A NET!!!!!!!!
Naraku says ..."
Ok and NOW for Part IV
"Wow ... I wonder who caught you guys up in a net . . .?"
SO MUCH FOR THE DRAMATIC SUSPENSE!!!!! That was rather anticlimactic ... BUT if it wasn't Naraku ... who was it???
Sheeshomaru pops out from the shadows. "Guess who?"
"Ummm ... let me guess ... hmmm ... Sheeshomaru?" Kagome 'guesses'.
"How did she know??" he acts in disbelief. "Grrr that stupid smart (oxymoron) person ... she ruined all my fun ... I didn't think anyone would guess ... they were supposed to think it was all Naraku ... "Sheeshomaru thought out loud.
"Umm ... Sheeshomaru you're still talking ... "Inuyasha had to help his brother this ONE time ... seriously it was like required like.
"OH! Well I guess you guys know who trapped you know!" Sheesh ( I shortened his name tee hee) burst out in jubilee.
"Sheesh, you know that if you kill us like this when we can't fight back you'll get no honor ... "Miroku taunted him.
"Umm ... guys I don't think you understand ... "Sheesh started.
"Don't understand what?" Shippo asked.
"It's not about honor ... "Sheesh started.
"What do you mean Sheesh!!! You're not going to kill us like this are you?" Sango asked.
"Hold on a second for your argument guys, I have to go to the bathroom," Naraku said as he got up and exited stage right. (stage right how silly no one cares!)
After a coupe of minutes of silence Inuyasha says, "Yo, I'm bored of being hung here like this either kill us or let us down!"
"Shhh ... wait fot Naraku to return then we'll finish arguing," Sheesh demanded him.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes and would have hit himself over the forehead, but in case you don't remember there are 5 people encased in one small net, so his movement is very limited.
5 minutes later
"Yo sorry guys that that took so long," said Naraku entering the room. "So, what happened while I was gone?"
"nothing. I was good and faithful to your request that we wait upon your homecoming for our altercation." Sheesh countered looking all happy like a dog when he sits and stays until you tell him not to.
"Good," Naraku applauds, "Commence fighting."
"What was I saying again?" asks Sheesh.
"I don't know. Can you just let us down already?" asks Inuyasha annoyed.
"No, I have to keep you up there because ...
The end (rainbow, cool huh?)
So anyway I don't like babbling at the end this time like at the past three previous ties, so I guess I'm going to discontinue the tradition ... end the custom ... stop the ritual ... cease the practice ... halt the habit ... put an end to the performance ... terminate the norm ... break off the pattern .... Finish the tendency ... impede the formal procedure ... etc. etc. etc. well I guess I had to babble a little it a requirement I guess ... instead of adjectives, that's a new twist how do you like it?
Anyway new votings: The usual ( Which was better part I II III or IV ?) Do you like my new synomn naming procedure better? Do you like my "the end"? Do yoou like my "small"? DO you like my questions? And what do you think is going to happen next?
R&R Answer none/how many you feel like answering or leave me a mean horrible review telling me how much it sucked ... its up to you!!!! ( oh the freedom of being the reviewer ... ( I like smilieys ... or you could make up your own questions !!! Wouldn't that be fun ??? ok ill stop babbling now ...
¡me!