Faith: Well, ladies, gentlemen, and faithful readers, as our author is
currently being chased by Kaiba's fangirls-
Jia: *running by* HEEEELLLP!
Faith: -I'll be taking over author duties for the time being. I don't own
Yu-Gi-Oh. Neither does Jia. As a matter of fact, It's likely you don't
either!
Jia: * running by in the opposite direction* Fae, just get on with it!
Faith: Fine. And neither of us own Simon and Garfunkel. Happy?
Jia: * running unless noted otherwise* Yes, Thank you.
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* Backstage*
Jia: * holding up one of Kaiba's trench coats and a flamethrower * Ok, none
of you move, or the trench coat gets it!
Fangirl 1,035: Not the trench coat!
Fangirl 1: Ok, We'll lay off on one condition: you return the coat to us
first.
Jia: * shrugs * Kay. * Throws coat into crowd. The entire 20,000 strong
fangirl horde (Including some from Japan) dives onto the coat in hopes to
get a piece of it. *
Jia: that worked well. * Walks onstage* Fae, I escaped. You can go back to
Emceeing now.
Faith: Cool.
* Sound of a door creaking open *
Tristan (hey, had to have him say something!): What was that?
Jia: The sound of a door creaking open. Weren't you reading along?
???????: I heard there was a Duel Monsters card auction going on here. Am I
too late?
Jia: Unfortunately, you are, Mr. Pegasus. It's a karaoke competition now.
Pegasus: Yay, I love karaoke! ///^_\\\\ ( I love that little smilie!)
Jia: Shiest, I thought that would get rid of him. Well, do you want to go
next?
Pegasus: Okay! * Grins really big*
Jia: .Have you been in Grandpa's closet again?
Grandpa: Hey!
Pegasus: Nope. I discovered Yugi's Pixie-stix Stash!
Yugi: Nooooooo.
Pegasus: So anyway, I'm going to sing now!
Cecelia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Cecelia, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home

Cecelia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Cecelia, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home
Come on home

Making love in the afternoon with Cecelia
Up in my bedroom
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed
Someone's taken my place

Cecelia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Cecelia, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home
Come on home

Jubilation, she loves me again,
I fall on the floor and die laughing,
Jubilation, she loves me again,
I fall on the floor and die laughing
Cecelia, you're breaking my heart
you're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Cecelia, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home
Come on home

Pegasus fans around the world: Awwwwww.
Mokuba: * taking hands off ears* Is it over, big brother? .Big brother?
Where are you?
Yugi: My pixie-stix! Why, Pegasus, why??
Jia: * talking very fast* Ok folks, tonight's celebration is over, so lets
say goodbye to tonight's Special guest, Pegasus!
Pegasus: * walks out the door*
Faith: And let's give a big hand to Jia, who successfully faked Pegasus out
just now!
Audience: *huge cheer*
Joey: Yug, If ya stop crying, I'll buy you a brand new stash of Pixie-stix!
Yugi: IT'S NOT THE SAME!!! *sniff* can I go next?
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Well, I escaped, and now Yugi's going to sing. Where has Kaiba gone? All
this and MORE, in the next installment of.* heroic music* Yu-Gi-Oh does
Karaoke Again!