OK, part iv wasn't my favotite, and nothiong happened, so I'll make part v good, I promise. ::holds up right hand:: "On my honor (breath) I will try (breath) to make part v (breath) a good chapter (breath) to help fanfic (breath) at all times (breath) and to live by the fanfic laws" sounds like the girl scout law ... tee hee :-)
Don't ask about my attempts to capture ownership of inuyasha :-(

Here's what happened in part 4 (basically this is all that happened all chapter)

"Wow ... I wonder who caught you guys up in a net . . .?" Naraku wondered.

... BUT if it wasn't Naraku ... who was it???

Seeshomaru pops out from the shadows. "Guess who?"

. . .

"Can you just let us down already?" asks Inuyasha annoyed.

"No, I have to keep you up there because ...

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... you like know a secret that like must be kept secret yo and cannot ya know be spread, homies." Seeshomaru (im sorry I switch the spelling every other story () replied.

::Blank stares::

"What secret is that?" asked Sango

"Well ... I ... like ... uh ... -"Seeshomaru tried to say something but couldn't.

"TELL US!!" Inuyasha screamed.

"Well, I don't want my mother to know I was getting high again. If she knows she'll put me back in rehab, and I hate rehab." "

You also know that my nickname is," glances at Naraku who is picking lint from between his toes, "Well, you know what my nickname is." "

And in addition to all that you told Rin you weren't my friends which makes me look bad in front of her."

"You also never got soap. I had a deal with Naraku I was going to be the messenger if I got to use the soap when he was done."

"This girl Keikio said she wanted inuyasha."

"And finally somebody else has a secret that you know, and he asked me to make sure it doesn't get out. He's embarresed enough already."

"What other secret from who do we know?" Miroku sighed.

"Umm ... remember back in part I when I entered the scene high? Yeah well that guy that was standing next you at that point told me after he discretely followed me into the wood after you embarrassed me. None of you even noticed he was there through the whole argument, but he followed me and told me he told you guys something that must never get out to the public. So, yeah!"

"Hmmmm ... "they all sighed.

"Koga's constipation ... "sighed Kagome. "And to think I liked him at some point ..."

"YOU LIKED HIM!!!!?????" Inuyasha screamed in a fit of jealousy.

"Well yeah! He was kind of nice to me!" She argued back.

"Here we go again ..." Sango sighed.

They were still figting when Shippo whined, Does this mean were stuck here forever?"

"Well ... Yeah!" Seeshomaru answered. "I'll see you all later I have things to do ... Ta ta!" he exits stage left.

"Well, Naraku, how are you?" Inuyasha asks.

"HES OUR SWORN ENEMY YOU NIMBUS!!!!" Kagome screams.

Inuyasha: "Nimbus???? And plus it was just some friendly conversation."

Kagome: "WE DON'T HAVE FRIENDLY CONVERSATION WITH OUR SWORN ENEMIES!!!!"

"Umm ... in case anyone cares im fine ..." Naraku said.

Inuyasha:"See! I told you so! We can still ask him a friendly question!"

Kagome: ::completely ignores Inuyasha:: "About this whole holding Kaede captive thing you really won't will you?" she asks Naraku.

Inuyasha: "Hey!!! WHOSE MAKING FRIENDLY CONVERSATION NOW!!!!"

Kagome: "THAT WAS NOT FRIENDLY CONVERSATION THAT WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HIS MOTIVES!!!"

Sango: "Guys sTOP! Were in an enclosed space and your screaming will soon break our ears!"

Miroku: "Yeah!"

Sango: ::smiles at him, then her face contorts to anger:: "I FEEL THAT MIROKU!!!! YOU UNTRUSTWORTHY MONK!!!"

Miroku:: Hmmph ... ::removes hand::

Naraku: "I wont hold Kaede captive if someone goes and gets me a bar of soap?" he almost asks.

Kagome: "deal!!!"

Naraku stands up and is careful to release only Kagome from the net.

"Ill be back!" she calls.

"Feh! How come she gets to go?" Inuyasha mutters.

"Inuyasha, be happy one of us was let free to go get help," Miroku tried to reason.

"Feh!! I don't need any help! If I wanted I could get out right now!!!"

Meanwhile

Kagome starts running to where she hopes to find Koga with the constant thought 'need to find help ... need to find help ..."

The end!!!

So what do you think ... this one is by far the most normal of the stories I have produced hence forth,

So please read and review ... examine and evaluate ... comprehend and critique... study and assess... translate and appraise ... practice your literacy and judge ... revise and analyze ... decode and review ... observe and ... inspect and estimate ... examine and price ... etc etc I 3 synomns!!!

WHICH CHAPTER IS YOUR FAVORITE?????!??!!???!?!?!? Please tell me!