I'm back!!! Last chapter I forgot to put up a disclaimer! Oops! I'm a
newbie so I hope I will be forgiven for that mistake!
Disclaimer: I don't own but wish I did!
Also thanks to my reviewers!!! SupaaSaiyaijinMaki, dark-mean-me, saiyanprincesscat.
A Pinch of Forgetfulness
After her little dinner break Bulma went over to Vegeta to make sure he wasn't bleeding to death or on the brink of death.
He was breathing normally now but she checked his pulse and it seemed a little slow.
'Must be from losing to much blood' she thought
She looked him over again and she saw that he was filthy. Covered in blood and dirt and he didn't smell too great either.
'Well can't have a smelly man staying near me constantly. I guess I *gulp* have to give him a bath' She thought to herself nervously
'Oh please dear God don't let him wake up when I'm in the middle of giving him a bath! I can only imagine the massacre that would happen if he did!' She cringed mentally
Bulma reached into her pocket and grabbed her capsule case and looked them over before finally choosing one and activating it.
With a poof of smoke there was an old style wooden tub with some soap and bubble bath and hair care necessities.
"Oh isn't this going to be treat. Oh boy" She said sarcastically to herself
She hefted him up near the tub and rid him of his armor and spandex suit.
'Okay Bulma you're doing great! Just don't look down never look down!' She repeated over in her mind but tripped over a rock and looked down to see what she tripped over. 'I looked down!!! Oh man!!! Bulma why do you do this to yourself girl!? Your virgin eyes just saw something they shouldn't have! But I have to admit I'm very impressed! Bad Bulma!' She mentally scolded herself
'What are you thinking girl!? This is Vegeta!!! Mr. Badass himself!!! Speaking of ass. . . No don't even tempt a glance Bulma just concentrate on getting this stinky man his bath!!!'
Bulma finally managed to get him in the tub but now all she needed was some water. She popped out a capsule that had water heater marked on it and soon had the tub filled with warm water since she didn't want her friend to wake up.
She soon had Vegeta all lathered up and was steadily removing all the grime and blood off of him. She was also trying to avoid certain spots especially when she went to far trying to clean his lower abs and brushed a certain area. Bulma realized what she did when she heard him purr and stopped.
'Did Vegeta just purr? How odd but that's a reminder not to go that far!' Bulma thought making a mental note not to scrub there.
She was finally done scrubbing what she could of Vegeta's body and was now working on his hair which was matted down with blood.
Bulma applied some shampoo to his hair but quickly rinsed it out when she heard Vegeta hiss in pain.
"What's wrong?" She said then mentally slapped herself 'duh Bulma ask an unconscious person a question and it will be a long time before you can get a reply!'
Bulma looked his head over to find what had made him hiss so painfully. What she found made her want to vomit. He had a gash near the left side of his head where it looked like the skin had been torn apart and she could almost see his skull.
'EWWWWWWW!!!!! GROSS!!!! Okay Bulma calm down you just need to find your sewing kit and get him patched up after you water clean his hair since no shampoo will help it will only irritate his wound more.' She thought quickly and began thoroughly trying to remove as much blood and dirt as she could without shampoo.
When Bulma was done she realized she couldn't put him back in the clothes he had they were to dirty. It would just ruin the bath she had just given him. Bulma went through her capsules yet again and found a bed capsule but she couldn't find any clothing capsules that she had that could fit a man.
'Unless he wouldn't mind wearing a tube top and some hot pants I don't think I'll put them on him.' She thought trying not to giggle when a mental picture came into her head of Vegeta wearing those said items. 'Not to mention the only underwear that I have are thongs and I don't think he'd appreciate that either.' She giggled and got the bed set up for him.
Bulma drained the tub and started to dry him off and tried not to look but she did have to dry everything. When she got through and placed Vegeta in bed she made another mental note never to do that again. Bathing a man that is.
'What will Yamcha think about me doing this with Vegeta? I hate to think of the reaction when he asks me how namek was! Oh it was great Yamcha I was constantly ditched by Krillen and Gohan and then had to look after Vegeta and give him a bath and practically sponge bathed him.' She shuddered and tried not to think of it.
Bulma looked at the man that was lying in the bed she put out for him. He was soundly asleep like the bath was all he needed to have a more relaxing sleep. She then remembered she needed to stitch up his head and find some old cloth and bandage it.
Bulma pulled out her needle and strong thread and got a hold of Vegeta's head and prepared for the worst.
'Nice Vegeta good Vegeta you know this hurts me worse than it will you.' She thought as the needle approached his tattered skin.
Bulma was done in a couple of minutes and did a rather fine stitching job and was proud of herself. She only had to put up with a few hisses and groans from her unconscious patient.
"See that wasn't so bad!" She smiled at him because of the cute pout he had on his face. He was now all bandaged up and had now gone back to sleeping soundly with a lot of funny sounding snores that Bulma couldn't help but giggle at.
"Heck since I don't have a TV I can just sit here and listen to your snore to get some comedy!" She said aloud with laughter in her voice and she patted the un sore side of his head and sat in her chair trying to fix her mobile TV again.
She gave up after a few minutes only to hear Vegeta groaning in pain and hiss a time or two.
Bulma walked over to him with her purse and pulled out some Tylenol and sat it down.
"What's wrong big guy?" She said while stroking his hair.
Vegeta groaned and winced again she leaned closer because she thought he had actually said something. What she got was a big surprise when Vegeta reached up and yanked her down on top of him and hugged her to his chest.
Bulma thought she had a heart attack then he rolled over with her in his arms and then sighed after he got situated.
Bulma was now part way underneath him on her back and he had his arms around her and his head was laying on her chest.
Bulma could not move nor could she breathe afraid he would wake up at anytime.
'This would be so much better if he weren't naked!' She thought.
Bulma didn't notice but she had started to stroke his hair and he started purring again. His purr was relaxing her while she tried to figure a way out of this. She had drifted off somewhere down the line but woke up when she felt movement.
Bulma woke up to see to dark obsidian eyes staring right into her soul and almost shrieked until he said.
End of chapter 2!!! I know I'm evil but I want to have people anxious to read the next chapter right? Right well see ya as soon as I get back from my 3 week vacation!!! Just joking I'm not that cruel!!!! Later!
Disclaimer: I don't own but wish I did!
Also thanks to my reviewers!!! SupaaSaiyaijinMaki, dark-mean-me, saiyanprincesscat.
A Pinch of Forgetfulness
After her little dinner break Bulma went over to Vegeta to make sure he wasn't bleeding to death or on the brink of death.
He was breathing normally now but she checked his pulse and it seemed a little slow.
'Must be from losing to much blood' she thought
She looked him over again and she saw that he was filthy. Covered in blood and dirt and he didn't smell too great either.
'Well can't have a smelly man staying near me constantly. I guess I *gulp* have to give him a bath' She thought to herself nervously
'Oh please dear God don't let him wake up when I'm in the middle of giving him a bath! I can only imagine the massacre that would happen if he did!' She cringed mentally
Bulma reached into her pocket and grabbed her capsule case and looked them over before finally choosing one and activating it.
With a poof of smoke there was an old style wooden tub with some soap and bubble bath and hair care necessities.
"Oh isn't this going to be treat. Oh boy" She said sarcastically to herself
She hefted him up near the tub and rid him of his armor and spandex suit.
'Okay Bulma you're doing great! Just don't look down never look down!' She repeated over in her mind but tripped over a rock and looked down to see what she tripped over. 'I looked down!!! Oh man!!! Bulma why do you do this to yourself girl!? Your virgin eyes just saw something they shouldn't have! But I have to admit I'm very impressed! Bad Bulma!' She mentally scolded herself
'What are you thinking girl!? This is Vegeta!!! Mr. Badass himself!!! Speaking of ass. . . No don't even tempt a glance Bulma just concentrate on getting this stinky man his bath!!!'
Bulma finally managed to get him in the tub but now all she needed was some water. She popped out a capsule that had water heater marked on it and soon had the tub filled with warm water since she didn't want her friend to wake up.
She soon had Vegeta all lathered up and was steadily removing all the grime and blood off of him. She was also trying to avoid certain spots especially when she went to far trying to clean his lower abs and brushed a certain area. Bulma realized what she did when she heard him purr and stopped.
'Did Vegeta just purr? How odd but that's a reminder not to go that far!' Bulma thought making a mental note not to scrub there.
She was finally done scrubbing what she could of Vegeta's body and was now working on his hair which was matted down with blood.
Bulma applied some shampoo to his hair but quickly rinsed it out when she heard Vegeta hiss in pain.
"What's wrong?" She said then mentally slapped herself 'duh Bulma ask an unconscious person a question and it will be a long time before you can get a reply!'
Bulma looked his head over to find what had made him hiss so painfully. What she found made her want to vomit. He had a gash near the left side of his head where it looked like the skin had been torn apart and she could almost see his skull.
'EWWWWWWW!!!!! GROSS!!!! Okay Bulma calm down you just need to find your sewing kit and get him patched up after you water clean his hair since no shampoo will help it will only irritate his wound more.' She thought quickly and began thoroughly trying to remove as much blood and dirt as she could without shampoo.
When Bulma was done she realized she couldn't put him back in the clothes he had they were to dirty. It would just ruin the bath she had just given him. Bulma went through her capsules yet again and found a bed capsule but she couldn't find any clothing capsules that she had that could fit a man.
'Unless he wouldn't mind wearing a tube top and some hot pants I don't think I'll put them on him.' She thought trying not to giggle when a mental picture came into her head of Vegeta wearing those said items. 'Not to mention the only underwear that I have are thongs and I don't think he'd appreciate that either.' She giggled and got the bed set up for him.
Bulma drained the tub and started to dry him off and tried not to look but she did have to dry everything. When she got through and placed Vegeta in bed she made another mental note never to do that again. Bathing a man that is.
'What will Yamcha think about me doing this with Vegeta? I hate to think of the reaction when he asks me how namek was! Oh it was great Yamcha I was constantly ditched by Krillen and Gohan and then had to look after Vegeta and give him a bath and practically sponge bathed him.' She shuddered and tried not to think of it.
Bulma looked at the man that was lying in the bed she put out for him. He was soundly asleep like the bath was all he needed to have a more relaxing sleep. She then remembered she needed to stitch up his head and find some old cloth and bandage it.
Bulma pulled out her needle and strong thread and got a hold of Vegeta's head and prepared for the worst.
'Nice Vegeta good Vegeta you know this hurts me worse than it will you.' She thought as the needle approached his tattered skin.
Bulma was done in a couple of minutes and did a rather fine stitching job and was proud of herself. She only had to put up with a few hisses and groans from her unconscious patient.
"See that wasn't so bad!" She smiled at him because of the cute pout he had on his face. He was now all bandaged up and had now gone back to sleeping soundly with a lot of funny sounding snores that Bulma couldn't help but giggle at.
"Heck since I don't have a TV I can just sit here and listen to your snore to get some comedy!" She said aloud with laughter in her voice and she patted the un sore side of his head and sat in her chair trying to fix her mobile TV again.
She gave up after a few minutes only to hear Vegeta groaning in pain and hiss a time or two.
Bulma walked over to him with her purse and pulled out some Tylenol and sat it down.
"What's wrong big guy?" She said while stroking his hair.
Vegeta groaned and winced again she leaned closer because she thought he had actually said something. What she got was a big surprise when Vegeta reached up and yanked her down on top of him and hugged her to his chest.
Bulma thought she had a heart attack then he rolled over with her in his arms and then sighed after he got situated.
Bulma was now part way underneath him on her back and he had his arms around her and his head was laying on her chest.
Bulma could not move nor could she breathe afraid he would wake up at anytime.
'This would be so much better if he weren't naked!' She thought.
Bulma didn't notice but she had started to stroke his hair and he started purring again. His purr was relaxing her while she tried to figure a way out of this. She had drifted off somewhere down the line but woke up when she felt movement.
Bulma woke up to see to dark obsidian eyes staring right into her soul and almost shrieked until he said.
End of chapter 2!!! I know I'm evil but I want to have people anxious to read the next chapter right? Right well see ya as soon as I get back from my 3 week vacation!!! Just joking I'm not that cruel!!!! Later!