Ryan (from school (based on a real prank call of his)): *walks into room*
Hello. This is your excuse person, Ryan. Jia cannot be your Authoress today
because she has been arrested for stealing 3 jars of peanut butter and a
Jetson's coloring book from the local 7-11, and is now being held in your
local police station.
Jia: *off screen* Like hell! Kaiba's fangirls tied me up!
Faith: I thought you distracted them.
Jia: Apparently that didn't work, did it?
Faith: Guess not. *Goes to untie Jia*
Jia: Hey Ryan, can you do the disclaimer?
Ryan: Nah, I have people to blackmail. *Walks off*
Jia: *walks onstage* Ok then. I don't own YuGiOh, Weird Al Yankovic, or
Faith, and I don't think Ryan even knows I'm using his name.

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Jia:Think we can get Devlin to sing?
Faith: Worth a try. *Grins* I Thought of the perfect song, too.
Duke: Hey, whatcha doing?
Jia: Discussing whether you have color contacts or not.
Duke: *blushes* Of course I don't! My eyes are naturally this green!
Jia: Suuuuure. Hey, want to sing?
Duke: How much will you pay me?
Faith: Information on where Pegasus went after the Duelist Kingdom season.
Duke: DEAL!
Jia: Cool. Here's what you have to sing.
Duke: You're kidding, right?
Jia: *grinning* Nope.
Faith: You DO want that information, right?
Duke: *pauses for a moment, then Sighs* Fine.
Faith: Excellent. *Goes onstage* Ladies and gentlemen, We have another
singer! Here's the Dice-obsessed Devlin singing, "Never Met a Person As
Wonderful As Me" By Weird Al Yankovic!
Duke: *under his breath* Aargh. *Starts singing*
Well, I stare at myself in the mirror
When I wake up every morn
And I marvel at how great I've been
Since the day that I was born

I've made so many albums
I've run out of things to name 'em
My fans all want to be like me
And really, who can blame 'em

Teenage groupies all surround me
I guess I know why
No one else can match my charm
Why do they even try

All the girls in college
Turned me down for other fellas
But I know why, it seems to me
They're just insanely jealous
Who wouldn't be

Some people call it self-indulgence
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humble
When you know that you're so grand

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect
I just want you to see
That I've never met a person
Who's as wonderful as me

Now, I'm not arrogant or haughty
And I'm certainly not conceited
But anyone trying to match my wits
Is very soon defeated

I'm a marvelous human being
I'm just one big hunk of man
Sometimes I have to marvel
At how very great I am

Some people call it self-indulgence
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humble
When you know that you're so grand

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect
I just want you to see
That I've never met a person
Who's as marvelous, spectacular
Fantastic and terrific
And so very great and wonderful as me!
Joey: Funny, that suits him perfectly.
Tristan: Come to think of it, It sounds like Kaiba too.
Jia: *Sneaks up behind Devlin and hits him in the back of the head*
Duke: Shit, My contact! *Moves hand from one eye to reveal a not-as-
vibrantly green eye*
Jia: HAH! I knew it! Pay up, Faith.
Faith: Dammit.
Yugi: Here's your contact.
Duke: *mumbling* thanks. *Goes to bathroom to pop contact back in*
Devlin Fangirls Tribe 1(WB tribe): Where's that wench that embarrassed our
Duke?
Devlin Fangirls Tribe 2 (Japanese tribe): It's Otogi, how many times must
we tell you?
Yami Bakura: Right over there.
Jia: Shiest, NOT AGAIN!
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And so it continues. Now, I have a question for all of you. Should Tristan
sing next, or should Ryou sing next? Or should I just stop the story right
here?
N&N: Hello!
Those two are Nani and Naze. They reside in my head.
The face commands you to review again!
N&N: OBEY THE FACE!
0_O