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Vegeta: Sorry YinYanChan is broke I wanted some money especially since she has me doing this stupid amnesia stuff but sadly when I took her piggy bank there wasn't a dime so SHE HAS NO MONEY SO FORGET IT!!! All belongs to my creator Akira. *sniff* and what a beautiful creation I am. *looks at readers who are looking at him bewilderedly* aren't you people supposed to be reading now!!! Stop looking at me!!!!
A Pinch of Forgetfulness
Ch. 5
Piccolo was angry with Bulma he finally reasoned with himself Vegeta should get off the hook since he had brain damage or well amnesia 'Whatever it was Bulma called it' Piccolo thought.
"Bulma?" Piccolo asked sternly
"Um yes Piccolo?" Bulma asked nervously
"I need to speak with you." Piccolo said very seriously
Bulma got up to follow Piccolo so that he could speak with her and when she got up from her sitting place while Piccolo seemed to be dealing with what kind of speech to give her and when she got up so did Vegeta.
"Not you Vegeta I need to speak with Bulma privately" Piccolo stated firmly but received a glare from Vegeta in return.
"Oh Vegeta sweetie I'll be fine." Bulma said noticing that Vegeta wasn't going to leave her alone with a mad Piccolo unless reassured she would be all right.
Vegeta gave her a worrisome look but sighed in defeat and soon joined the others with Goku.
As soon as he was gone however. . .
"BULMA WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING!!! AS I RECALL YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T GET CLOSE TO HIM!!! AND CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT I THINK WHAT YOU TWO DID IN THERE IS ONE OF THE MOST CLOSEST THINGS TWO PEOPLE CAN DO!!!" Piccolo spouted off into nonsense again truly flustered and afraid of the predicament they all now faced when Vegeta would finally get his memory back.
"Remember Bulma you let this happen. You dug your grave and only you can dig yourself out now and I won't be surprise that the hole you dug is to deep to get out of." Piccolo warned.
Bulma hung her head but said "Piccolo you don't think he'd hurt the one he mated with since he has such a high regard for me now do you?" Bulma said with worry
"I don't know Bulma the Vegeta in there is a different man than the one I know. Who knows this might turn out to be a good thing or could lead to the worst." Piccolo said looking down.
"Bulma we never really liked each other especially when Goku and I were rivals but now things have changed since I took care of Gohan. His friends are now my own and I will live up to my end of friendship." Piccolo smiled at her.
"Well I know what I did was wrong now but I just have this feeling that somehow everything will turn out right by this. I know it sounds odd but I'm going by my woman's intuition here and it's telling me that this is the way it supposed to be." Bulma stated with a smile knowing Piccolo would be a good friend for her to have but still determined to make Vegeta and hers relationship work.
"Well I can't stop you from carrying on with this relationship I just wanted to let you know there are other things that could happen to turn it into the worst." Piccolo said trying to end dramatically.
Bulma just sighed and nodded and went back to her now new lover who was actually having a good conversation with a bewildered Goku.
Krillen had to tell Goku the whole amnesia bit while Bulma and Vegeta were having an "Intellectual conversation" in other words they were making out. While they were, Piccolo had went off to get the ship that Goku came here in, also Gohan was making his way to the smooching couple.
"Um Bulma? Vegeta? Can I ask you a question?" Gohan asked looking down and twiddling his thumbs.
"Why sure kiddo!" Bulma said happily even though Vegeta was a little irate with the young boy who ruined his little session with his woman.
"Um well what did you two do? I mean if Piccolo covered my eyes it was something bad and you guys were both naked and well um why?" Gohan said looking really innocent and full of curiosity.
Bulma and Vegeta looked ready to faint over what Gohan asked an explanation of and soon got into a heated argument on who would tell him about it.
"Um Vegeta you tell him after all you're a man and he's a well almost a man so you two should have a manly conversation about it." Bulma quickly said hoping he would just agree but just like the argument he had with Bulma of what he remembered he was doing again it seems the old Vegeta was starting to make his presence known again in Vegeta's memory.
"NO WOMAN YOU TELL HIM!!!" Vegeta roared at Bulma causing Krillen and Goku to look over.
"WHY ME?!!!" Bulma yelled back with as much force as Vegeta.
"YOU'RE A WOMAN! YOU'RE MORE SENSITIVE ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF!!! I'D PROBABLY HAVE THE KID SCARED FOR LIFE!!!" Vegeta ranted still searching his mind for some more excuses.
"WELL THAT'S TRUE BUT A MAN MUST TELL A MAN well err boy BUT STILL IT'S A MANS DUTY SO THERE!!!" Bulma quickly stated and gave him a raspberry afterwards
"WELL MAYBE I CAN'T BECAUSE um because um I HAVE AMNESIA that's it AMNESIA SO I DON'T REMEMBER!!!" He said with a smirk thinking he would definitely get out of the predicament.
"WELL YOU SURE DID REMEMBER AWHILE AGO BUDDY!!!" Bulma yelled enraged that he tried to pull the I don't remember stuff on her. Vegeta was blushing furiously at her comment and was trying to think of a comeback so he wouldn't be the one telling Gohan the birds and the bees.
Gohan just stared at the two wondering what in the world was so wrong to tell him to where they were fighting on who should tell him.
Then right when the argument really was heating up Goku looked at them and then said. "Gohan I think your mother and I should have that talk with you when we get home son." He said with a smile while Bulma and Vegeta were silently sending their praises to him.
Soon Piccolo was back and had the capsulated space ship with him. Everyone was ready to go home but then Bulma remembered something.
"Hey guys weren't we supposed to wish everyone back?" Bulma asked noticing Piccolo was back but Tien, Choatzu (spelling?), and most importantly Yamcha, were not.
"Oh well the dragon only would let us wish one person back at a time and we only had two wishes and well the dragon disappeared. We were only able to wish Piccolo back and to Namek. But don't worry Bulma! There were other wishes made so that we can wish everyone back! The Nameks are going to wish our friends back for us as soon as the balls come back to life!" Krillen said happily
"Not to mention now that I'm alive Kami is as well. Kami already spoke with the new elder of the Nameks to wish back Choatzu since he can't be revived with our dragonballs and to leave the other ones to us with our dragonballs. That way the Nameks can wish for themselves." Piccolo stated.
"Wow I'm glad it's all settled then." Bulma said with a smile
Vegeta just sat there listening he somehow was angry when they were talking about wishes but he just couldn't remember what it was that made him so angry. It only infuriated him even more that he couldn't remember if only he could.
"Hey Bulma so if you and Vegeta are together what's Yamcha going to do? Especially when he gets back?" Goku asked confused.
Bulma ran over and hit him over the head (like it did any good with Goku's hard head)
Vegeta was glaring at Goku for two reasons one was that his mate was somehow insulted by what he said and two who the heck was this Yamcha guy?
"Who the hell is Yamcha!?" Vegeta questioned seriously.
"Oh he's Bulma's. . ." Before Goku could so much as udder the word boyfriend there was a small hand slapped over his mouth, Bulma's hand.
"HE'S WHAT!? HE'S BULMA'S WHAT!!!?" Vegeta yelled getting very impatient.
"Um he's my gardener Vegeta!" Thinking fast Bulma replied.
"Then what's so important about him? Why would you care about how he thinks about you and me? We're mates right?" Vegeta said really getting confused about how in the world would Bulma's gardener care if she was his mate.
"Oh just forget it Vegeta I don't wanna have to explain something that Goku never understood anyway. You see he thought Yamcha and I were together isn't that silly!!? I'm with you not my pathetic gardener." Bulma said with a goofy grin on her face.
Vegeta just gave a suspicious look but shrugged it off while the others were getting the space ship ready to launch.
Soon everyone was ready to go and they all piled on the space ship waiting for that big journey home. Bulma was then forced to think on the final confrontation with Yamcha as soon as he was wished back.
Vegeta saw that she was worried about something but when he asked her she just smiled and said she was thinking. Vegeta just went over to Goku seeing as Bulma just wanted to be left alone to think to ask him some questions.
"Tell me, Goku, why is it that I want to rip your throat out when ever I see you or hear your name?" Vegeta said regaining some of the old Vegeta's haughty tone.
"Um well we um didn't used to see eye to eye if you know what I mean." Goku said scratching his head with his usual goofy smile.
"Hmm does explain a few things but I just want to know why I still feel like I hate you if we used to never see eye to eye but we are friends now." Vegeta said making the situation very uncomfortable for Goku since he didn't know what all Bulma had told him and what Bulma didn't want him to know.
Soon Bulma made her way over to him and finally convinced him that Goku needed to relax after being beaten up by Frieza and enjoy the ride home.
It was a long trip and there was heavy tension in the air because Vegeta was starting to get his foul mood back from the amnesia spell but he would still be completely enamored with Bulma which they were all thankful for seeing as a fight would have taken place soon.
Vegeta would also get very mad sometimes for no reason at all. It seems that he was just trying to think to himself to try to remember everything and it just made him so frustrated that he would take it out on others sometimes even Bulma.
Of course Vegeta would become nice again and apologize well to Bulma anyway. After all he would only yell at her for interrupting his train of thought but once he realized how upset she was he would snap back to the friendly and caring amnesia Vegeta to comfort her. (A/N Sappy I know just deal with the sappy Vegeta a little longer at least he's starting to regain some of his old self but he will be his old self again in no time I promise!!!)
They were soon home with family to greet them when they all arrived. Of course they were all surprised to see a certain Saiyan prince step out with them as well.
"Hey Bulma!? What's HE doing here!!!?" Oolong shouted in fear as Vegeta made a grand exit of the ship with her and they were both holding hands which caused almost everyone to faint.
"Oh Oolong you kidder!!! You guys all remember my M A T E Vegeta don't you?" She said giving them the 'You say one word and I'll kill you all' glare while Vegeta was looking at them curiously.
Of course all but one wasn't threatened by it and that person was Chi Chi.
"Bulma!!? What are you doing with that err that thing!!!? He's a monster!!! You know what he did!!!" Chi Chi yelled infuriated at Bulma for bringing the almost killer of her husband and son back to Earth with them and then deciding to be his mate.
"After all Bulma what's Yamcha going to say about this?!!" Chi Chi yelled at her.
Bulma was just as equally as mad but not as mad as Vegeta who had no idea about this monster thing Chi Chi was talking of and was even madder at the fact she was talking about him. He was also enraged that he couldn't remember anything of what this other woman was talking about. The major thing he was pissed off about was Yamcha.
"LISTEN LADY!!! I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU ARE AND WHY YOU ARE PESTERING MY MATE AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CLUE OF WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!! AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YAPPY or whatever that guys name is ISN'T HE BULMA'S GARDENER?!! WHAT'S SO DAMN IMPORTANT ABOUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?" Vegeta shouted thoroughly enraged.
Everyone on the compound was shocked at this response even though some looked as though they expected it to happen, after all it was Vegeta.
Even Bulma was a little shocked by this outburst because she knew one thing about it. It was signaling the return of the old Vegeta because the amnesia Vegeta had never yelled and was always so considerate towards her. Now Vegeta was starting to be a little bit more like. . . Vegeta.
Piccolo soon saw what a hard time Bulma was going to have with Vegeta alone not even close to the trouble she'll have talking about Vegeta's amnesia to the others. So Piccolo formed a huddle group for everyone besides Bulma and Vegeta and the ones who already knew of what was going on.
Bulma sent a relieved and grateful glance toward Piccolo when he finished explaining everything to all the others but she just hoped he left out the incident where he saw her and Vegeta lounging naked in the capsule bed.
They all looked at Bulma and Vegeta with a knowing sad glance but Chi Chi still had that mad look on her face and looked like she was going to yell at them both some more when Goku gave her a glance as if saying not to so she dropped it.
Soon the dragonballs had come back to life and everyone was wished back of course they had to be taken to the side to be told of some of the changes that had happened while they were gone. Of course Yamcha took it the hardest knowing that Bulma life was now in the hands of a killer. He didn't want Vegeta to be close to her and so he decided that it was up to him to make sure Bulma would be alright.
Of course when Yamcha tried to find Bulma it led to confrontation earlier than he thought with Vegeta.
"Oh you must be Bulma's gardener Yamchee or something or other. Why don't you go make yourself useful and plant some lovely red roses since that is my love's favorite flower and I'm sure she would enjoy some this year." Vegeta said indifferently towards Yamcha with a wave of his hand to signal that Yamcha should go and get to work.
"WHAT!!!!!!!!? HOW DARE YOU!!! I'M NO GARDENER I'M A FIGHTER!!!! AND I'M HER LOVER NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" Yamcha yelled infuriated that Vegeta would be so indifferent towards him also forgetting about what was said of Vegeta's amnesia.
"What's going on out here?" Bulma asked as she came out side on her balcony when she heard an awful commotion.
"This low life gardener says that he's your lover my dear. We all know that it's not true seeing as Bulma is my mate no matter what you say. Obviously you are still living with your own fantasies and are unable to distinguish what is real and what isn't." Vegeta said harshly very aggravated at the man who claimed to be the lover of his mate.
Bulma slightly annoyed knowing Yamcha wouldn't let it rest without some kind of confrontation went down and went over to Vegeta and kissed him on the cheek.
"Yamcha please if you're going to be like this leave! Vegeta's my mate so leave it be." Bulma said with a sad sigh as Vegeta smirked in Yamcha's direction. (A/N ooooh getting serious isn't it? but it's not all serious after all this is a humor fic as well.)
Yamcha took the hint and soon left very defeated and upset. Bulma was sad for him but just left him to go and sulk.
Vegeta then after making sure his little rival was out of the way soon turned to Bulma with a sly glint in his eye.
"Oh muffin!?" Vegeta said to Bulma and Bulma just looked at him and giggled at the sly and obviously appreciative glances he was giving her.
"Yes Vegeta?" She said trying not to giggle but before Vegeta could say anything.
"Bulma honey we're home!!! I'm sorry we were gone on Vacation when you got back but we hope you got settled in okay while we were gone!" yelled, from Vegeta's point of view, A ditzy looking blonde with a short man with purple hair and mustache with glasses.
"Oh yeah mom I was able to settle in just fine!" She said winking at Vegeta who in turn blushed but then turned to look at the people Bulma was talking about.
There was one thing running through Vegeta's mind at this point and that thought was.
'I have In-Laws!!!!! I don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.' Vegeta thought worriedly as he saw the couple heading his way.
Bulma's mom saw the way Bulma was with Vegeta and when Bulma held his hand she then immediately hurried over to Vegeta's side.
"You must be my little girl's new boyfriend!!! Oh and you are so cute!!! Very ruggedly handsome with that nice dark tan! I say Bulma this one is a keeper!!!! Oh and he is oh so well muscled!!! I bet he works out a lot!!!!" Bulma's mother kept raving on about Vegeta and his looks leaving a blushing Bulma and Vegeta to stand there and listen to her.
That is until Bulma broke the one sided conversation by speaking up.
"Actually mom Vegeta is my mate or well husband isn't that right honey." Bulma said to her mom while Vegeta nodded in reply.
"Well Bulma I must say I certainly approve!!! Such a handsome gorgeous man! You should feel lucky he looks like he's quite a catch!" Bulma's mom said while making Vegeta blush even more.
Well after finally being able to get her mom off of Vegeta, because after awhile she started to hug him, Bulma was able to get Vegeta calmed down because the way he was blushing he looked like he was going to burst out in flames.
Bulma fixed Vegeta something to eat which he was ate happily and soon complemented her afterwards.
"That was very good sweetheart now that I'm finished wanna move on to dessert?" he said with a sly grin.
Bulma just giggled and led the way to her room which she finally realized would now be their room which made her smile even bigger.
End of Chapter
Well it seems Vegeta is starting to regain some of his old self but still has that little amnesia self as well. Like I said before he will be himself again in no time. I also would like to say I only have around two chapters left to write so yep it's almost finished. I have also lost some of my interest because it was becoming harder and harder to think of some funny things to do to Vegeta for this chapter but the funnies will come around even more next chapter!!
Preview for next Chapter!!! Fried Toast and Toasted Eggs? Vegeta goes to a Carnival? Soap Opera what the heck is that woman!?
Well stay tuned!!! See ya later!!!
Disclaimer: ask the dude with the spiky hair named Vegeta.
Vegeta: Sorry YinYanChan is broke I wanted some money especially since she has me doing this stupid amnesia stuff but sadly when I took her piggy bank there wasn't a dime so SHE HAS NO MONEY SO FORGET IT!!! All belongs to my creator Akira. *sniff* and what a beautiful creation I am. *looks at readers who are looking at him bewilderedly* aren't you people supposed to be reading now!!! Stop looking at me!!!!
A Pinch of Forgetfulness
Ch. 5
Piccolo was angry with Bulma he finally reasoned with himself Vegeta should get off the hook since he had brain damage or well amnesia 'Whatever it was Bulma called it' Piccolo thought.
"Bulma?" Piccolo asked sternly
"Um yes Piccolo?" Bulma asked nervously
"I need to speak with you." Piccolo said very seriously
Bulma got up to follow Piccolo so that he could speak with her and when she got up from her sitting place while Piccolo seemed to be dealing with what kind of speech to give her and when she got up so did Vegeta.
"Not you Vegeta I need to speak with Bulma privately" Piccolo stated firmly but received a glare from Vegeta in return.
"Oh Vegeta sweetie I'll be fine." Bulma said noticing that Vegeta wasn't going to leave her alone with a mad Piccolo unless reassured she would be all right.
Vegeta gave her a worrisome look but sighed in defeat and soon joined the others with Goku.
As soon as he was gone however. . .
"BULMA WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING!!! AS I RECALL YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T GET CLOSE TO HIM!!! AND CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT I THINK WHAT YOU TWO DID IN THERE IS ONE OF THE MOST CLOSEST THINGS TWO PEOPLE CAN DO!!!" Piccolo spouted off into nonsense again truly flustered and afraid of the predicament they all now faced when Vegeta would finally get his memory back.
"Remember Bulma you let this happen. You dug your grave and only you can dig yourself out now and I won't be surprise that the hole you dug is to deep to get out of." Piccolo warned.
Bulma hung her head but said "Piccolo you don't think he'd hurt the one he mated with since he has such a high regard for me now do you?" Bulma said with worry
"I don't know Bulma the Vegeta in there is a different man than the one I know. Who knows this might turn out to be a good thing or could lead to the worst." Piccolo said looking down.
"Bulma we never really liked each other especially when Goku and I were rivals but now things have changed since I took care of Gohan. His friends are now my own and I will live up to my end of friendship." Piccolo smiled at her.
"Well I know what I did was wrong now but I just have this feeling that somehow everything will turn out right by this. I know it sounds odd but I'm going by my woman's intuition here and it's telling me that this is the way it supposed to be." Bulma stated with a smile knowing Piccolo would be a good friend for her to have but still determined to make Vegeta and hers relationship work.
"Well I can't stop you from carrying on with this relationship I just wanted to let you know there are other things that could happen to turn it into the worst." Piccolo said trying to end dramatically.
Bulma just sighed and nodded and went back to her now new lover who was actually having a good conversation with a bewildered Goku.
Krillen had to tell Goku the whole amnesia bit while Bulma and Vegeta were having an "Intellectual conversation" in other words they were making out. While they were, Piccolo had went off to get the ship that Goku came here in, also Gohan was making his way to the smooching couple.
"Um Bulma? Vegeta? Can I ask you a question?" Gohan asked looking down and twiddling his thumbs.
"Why sure kiddo!" Bulma said happily even though Vegeta was a little irate with the young boy who ruined his little session with his woman.
"Um well what did you two do? I mean if Piccolo covered my eyes it was something bad and you guys were both naked and well um why?" Gohan said looking really innocent and full of curiosity.
Bulma and Vegeta looked ready to faint over what Gohan asked an explanation of and soon got into a heated argument on who would tell him about it.
"Um Vegeta you tell him after all you're a man and he's a well almost a man so you two should have a manly conversation about it." Bulma quickly said hoping he would just agree but just like the argument he had with Bulma of what he remembered he was doing again it seems the old Vegeta was starting to make his presence known again in Vegeta's memory.
"NO WOMAN YOU TELL HIM!!!" Vegeta roared at Bulma causing Krillen and Goku to look over.
"WHY ME?!!!" Bulma yelled back with as much force as Vegeta.
"YOU'RE A WOMAN! YOU'RE MORE SENSITIVE ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF!!! I'D PROBABLY HAVE THE KID SCARED FOR LIFE!!!" Vegeta ranted still searching his mind for some more excuses.
"WELL THAT'S TRUE BUT A MAN MUST TELL A MAN well err boy BUT STILL IT'S A MANS DUTY SO THERE!!!" Bulma quickly stated and gave him a raspberry afterwards
"WELL MAYBE I CAN'T BECAUSE um because um I HAVE AMNESIA that's it AMNESIA SO I DON'T REMEMBER!!!" He said with a smirk thinking he would definitely get out of the predicament.
"WELL YOU SURE DID REMEMBER AWHILE AGO BUDDY!!!" Bulma yelled enraged that he tried to pull the I don't remember stuff on her. Vegeta was blushing furiously at her comment and was trying to think of a comeback so he wouldn't be the one telling Gohan the birds and the bees.
Gohan just stared at the two wondering what in the world was so wrong to tell him to where they were fighting on who should tell him.
Then right when the argument really was heating up Goku looked at them and then said. "Gohan I think your mother and I should have that talk with you when we get home son." He said with a smile while Bulma and Vegeta were silently sending their praises to him.
Soon Piccolo was back and had the capsulated space ship with him. Everyone was ready to go home but then Bulma remembered something.
"Hey guys weren't we supposed to wish everyone back?" Bulma asked noticing Piccolo was back but Tien, Choatzu (spelling?), and most importantly Yamcha, were not.
"Oh well the dragon only would let us wish one person back at a time and we only had two wishes and well the dragon disappeared. We were only able to wish Piccolo back and to Namek. But don't worry Bulma! There were other wishes made so that we can wish everyone back! The Nameks are going to wish our friends back for us as soon as the balls come back to life!" Krillen said happily
"Not to mention now that I'm alive Kami is as well. Kami already spoke with the new elder of the Nameks to wish back Choatzu since he can't be revived with our dragonballs and to leave the other ones to us with our dragonballs. That way the Nameks can wish for themselves." Piccolo stated.
"Wow I'm glad it's all settled then." Bulma said with a smile
Vegeta just sat there listening he somehow was angry when they were talking about wishes but he just couldn't remember what it was that made him so angry. It only infuriated him even more that he couldn't remember if only he could.
"Hey Bulma so if you and Vegeta are together what's Yamcha going to do? Especially when he gets back?" Goku asked confused.
Bulma ran over and hit him over the head (like it did any good with Goku's hard head)
Vegeta was glaring at Goku for two reasons one was that his mate was somehow insulted by what he said and two who the heck was this Yamcha guy?
"Who the hell is Yamcha!?" Vegeta questioned seriously.
"Oh he's Bulma's. . ." Before Goku could so much as udder the word boyfriend there was a small hand slapped over his mouth, Bulma's hand.
"HE'S WHAT!? HE'S BULMA'S WHAT!!!?" Vegeta yelled getting very impatient.
"Um he's my gardener Vegeta!" Thinking fast Bulma replied.
"Then what's so important about him? Why would you care about how he thinks about you and me? We're mates right?" Vegeta said really getting confused about how in the world would Bulma's gardener care if she was his mate.
"Oh just forget it Vegeta I don't wanna have to explain something that Goku never understood anyway. You see he thought Yamcha and I were together isn't that silly!!? I'm with you not my pathetic gardener." Bulma said with a goofy grin on her face.
Vegeta just gave a suspicious look but shrugged it off while the others were getting the space ship ready to launch.
Soon everyone was ready to go and they all piled on the space ship waiting for that big journey home. Bulma was then forced to think on the final confrontation with Yamcha as soon as he was wished back.
Vegeta saw that she was worried about something but when he asked her she just smiled and said she was thinking. Vegeta just went over to Goku seeing as Bulma just wanted to be left alone to think to ask him some questions.
"Tell me, Goku, why is it that I want to rip your throat out when ever I see you or hear your name?" Vegeta said regaining some of the old Vegeta's haughty tone.
"Um well we um didn't used to see eye to eye if you know what I mean." Goku said scratching his head with his usual goofy smile.
"Hmm does explain a few things but I just want to know why I still feel like I hate you if we used to never see eye to eye but we are friends now." Vegeta said making the situation very uncomfortable for Goku since he didn't know what all Bulma had told him and what Bulma didn't want him to know.
Soon Bulma made her way over to him and finally convinced him that Goku needed to relax after being beaten up by Frieza and enjoy the ride home.
It was a long trip and there was heavy tension in the air because Vegeta was starting to get his foul mood back from the amnesia spell but he would still be completely enamored with Bulma which they were all thankful for seeing as a fight would have taken place soon.
Vegeta would also get very mad sometimes for no reason at all. It seems that he was just trying to think to himself to try to remember everything and it just made him so frustrated that he would take it out on others sometimes even Bulma.
Of course Vegeta would become nice again and apologize well to Bulma anyway. After all he would only yell at her for interrupting his train of thought but once he realized how upset she was he would snap back to the friendly and caring amnesia Vegeta to comfort her. (A/N Sappy I know just deal with the sappy Vegeta a little longer at least he's starting to regain some of his old self but he will be his old self again in no time I promise!!!)
They were soon home with family to greet them when they all arrived. Of course they were all surprised to see a certain Saiyan prince step out with them as well.
"Hey Bulma!? What's HE doing here!!!?" Oolong shouted in fear as Vegeta made a grand exit of the ship with her and they were both holding hands which caused almost everyone to faint.
"Oh Oolong you kidder!!! You guys all remember my M A T E Vegeta don't you?" She said giving them the 'You say one word and I'll kill you all' glare while Vegeta was looking at them curiously.
Of course all but one wasn't threatened by it and that person was Chi Chi.
"Bulma!!? What are you doing with that err that thing!!!? He's a monster!!! You know what he did!!!" Chi Chi yelled infuriated at Bulma for bringing the almost killer of her husband and son back to Earth with them and then deciding to be his mate.
"After all Bulma what's Yamcha going to say about this?!!" Chi Chi yelled at her.
Bulma was just as equally as mad but not as mad as Vegeta who had no idea about this monster thing Chi Chi was talking of and was even madder at the fact she was talking about him. He was also enraged that he couldn't remember anything of what this other woman was talking about. The major thing he was pissed off about was Yamcha.
"LISTEN LADY!!! I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU ARE AND WHY YOU ARE PESTERING MY MATE AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CLUE OF WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!! AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YAPPY or whatever that guys name is ISN'T HE BULMA'S GARDENER?!! WHAT'S SO DAMN IMPORTANT ABOUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?" Vegeta shouted thoroughly enraged.
Everyone on the compound was shocked at this response even though some looked as though they expected it to happen, after all it was Vegeta.
Even Bulma was a little shocked by this outburst because she knew one thing about it. It was signaling the return of the old Vegeta because the amnesia Vegeta had never yelled and was always so considerate towards her. Now Vegeta was starting to be a little bit more like. . . Vegeta.
Piccolo soon saw what a hard time Bulma was going to have with Vegeta alone not even close to the trouble she'll have talking about Vegeta's amnesia to the others. So Piccolo formed a huddle group for everyone besides Bulma and Vegeta and the ones who already knew of what was going on.
Bulma sent a relieved and grateful glance toward Piccolo when he finished explaining everything to all the others but she just hoped he left out the incident where he saw her and Vegeta lounging naked in the capsule bed.
They all looked at Bulma and Vegeta with a knowing sad glance but Chi Chi still had that mad look on her face and looked like she was going to yell at them both some more when Goku gave her a glance as if saying not to so she dropped it.
Soon the dragonballs had come back to life and everyone was wished back of course they had to be taken to the side to be told of some of the changes that had happened while they were gone. Of course Yamcha took it the hardest knowing that Bulma life was now in the hands of a killer. He didn't want Vegeta to be close to her and so he decided that it was up to him to make sure Bulma would be alright.
Of course when Yamcha tried to find Bulma it led to confrontation earlier than he thought with Vegeta.
"Oh you must be Bulma's gardener Yamchee or something or other. Why don't you go make yourself useful and plant some lovely red roses since that is my love's favorite flower and I'm sure she would enjoy some this year." Vegeta said indifferently towards Yamcha with a wave of his hand to signal that Yamcha should go and get to work.
"WHAT!!!!!!!!? HOW DARE YOU!!! I'M NO GARDENER I'M A FIGHTER!!!! AND I'M HER LOVER NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" Yamcha yelled infuriated that Vegeta would be so indifferent towards him also forgetting about what was said of Vegeta's amnesia.
"What's going on out here?" Bulma asked as she came out side on her balcony when she heard an awful commotion.
"This low life gardener says that he's your lover my dear. We all know that it's not true seeing as Bulma is my mate no matter what you say. Obviously you are still living with your own fantasies and are unable to distinguish what is real and what isn't." Vegeta said harshly very aggravated at the man who claimed to be the lover of his mate.
Bulma slightly annoyed knowing Yamcha wouldn't let it rest without some kind of confrontation went down and went over to Vegeta and kissed him on the cheek.
"Yamcha please if you're going to be like this leave! Vegeta's my mate so leave it be." Bulma said with a sad sigh as Vegeta smirked in Yamcha's direction. (A/N ooooh getting serious isn't it? but it's not all serious after all this is a humor fic as well.)
Yamcha took the hint and soon left very defeated and upset. Bulma was sad for him but just left him to go and sulk.
Vegeta then after making sure his little rival was out of the way soon turned to Bulma with a sly glint in his eye.
"Oh muffin!?" Vegeta said to Bulma and Bulma just looked at him and giggled at the sly and obviously appreciative glances he was giving her.
"Yes Vegeta?" She said trying not to giggle but before Vegeta could say anything.
"Bulma honey we're home!!! I'm sorry we were gone on Vacation when you got back but we hope you got settled in okay while we were gone!" yelled, from Vegeta's point of view, A ditzy looking blonde with a short man with purple hair and mustache with glasses.
"Oh yeah mom I was able to settle in just fine!" She said winking at Vegeta who in turn blushed but then turned to look at the people Bulma was talking about.
There was one thing running through Vegeta's mind at this point and that thought was.
'I have In-Laws!!!!! I don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.' Vegeta thought worriedly as he saw the couple heading his way.
Bulma's mom saw the way Bulma was with Vegeta and when Bulma held his hand she then immediately hurried over to Vegeta's side.
"You must be my little girl's new boyfriend!!! Oh and you are so cute!!! Very ruggedly handsome with that nice dark tan! I say Bulma this one is a keeper!!!! Oh and he is oh so well muscled!!! I bet he works out a lot!!!!" Bulma's mother kept raving on about Vegeta and his looks leaving a blushing Bulma and Vegeta to stand there and listen to her.
That is until Bulma broke the one sided conversation by speaking up.
"Actually mom Vegeta is my mate or well husband isn't that right honey." Bulma said to her mom while Vegeta nodded in reply.
"Well Bulma I must say I certainly approve!!! Such a handsome gorgeous man! You should feel lucky he looks like he's quite a catch!" Bulma's mom said while making Vegeta blush even more.
Well after finally being able to get her mom off of Vegeta, because after awhile she started to hug him, Bulma was able to get Vegeta calmed down because the way he was blushing he looked like he was going to burst out in flames.
Bulma fixed Vegeta something to eat which he was ate happily and soon complemented her afterwards.
"That was very good sweetheart now that I'm finished wanna move on to dessert?" he said with a sly grin.
Bulma just giggled and led the way to her room which she finally realized would now be their room which made her smile even bigger.
End of Chapter
Well it seems Vegeta is starting to regain some of his old self but still has that little amnesia self as well. Like I said before he will be himself again in no time. I also would like to say I only have around two chapters left to write so yep it's almost finished. I have also lost some of my interest because it was becoming harder and harder to think of some funny things to do to Vegeta for this chapter but the funnies will come around even more next chapter!!
Preview for next Chapter!!! Fried Toast and Toasted Eggs? Vegeta goes to a Carnival? Soap Opera what the heck is that woman!?
Well stay tuned!!! See ya later!!!