A/N: Yes, yes, took me long enough. So, how ya'll been? Good? Good.
Ryou: *Still Running from fangirls* AIEEEE!
Fae: Wow, he got toned since July.
Jia: Probably all that running.
Fae: Yeah.
Jia: So, who should do the disclaimer?
Fae: Ummm, YAMI!
Yami: Jia does not own Yu-gi-oh, Fae, or the Barenakedladies. Though I bet
she wishes she did. Can I go now?
Jia: Yeah, yeah, fine.
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Ryou: AIEEEEE! *trips on wire* Uh-oh.
Fangirl Horde: *Jumps Ryou*
*Screams are heard, a large cloud of dust and fabric bits fly in the air,
and the wires get unplugged*
Yami Bakura: NOOOO! WHO UNPLUGGED THE WIRES?
Jia: Probably one of the fangirls.
Random fangirl 109: I got a piece of his boxers!
Fae: Jia? Should I go get a robe? Or at least a blanket?
Jia: Probably not a bad idea.
Fae: *goes to find something to cover Ryou in*
Fangirl 187: I think we've got all the fabric that he was wearing, LETS GO!
*fangirl horde evaporates*
Ryou: *on floor* Owww.
Jia: Aw jeez. Fae? Could you PLEASE hurry with that robe?
Fae: Yeah, yeah. *reappears with robe*
Jia: Thanks. *covers Ryou* Yami Bakura, come get your Hikari to where he
won't get trampled.
Yami Bakura: Why don't you do it? I'm kinda busy...
Jia: With WHAT?
Yami Bakura: Nothing...
Jia: Then get your hikari. Now!
Yami Bakura: Fine... *drags Ryou to another room*
Jia: Thankee. Now, is anyone up to following that interesting event?
*silence*
Jia: Then I guess I'll have to volunteer someone. How about... You. Way in
the back there, with the trench coat.
Kaiba: I ALREADY SANG!
Jia: Not you, behind you.
Tristan: Me?
Jia: Yes. Get up here. NOW.
Tristan: Uh...Okay. *goes up to stage*
It's the perfect time of year
Somewhere far away from here
I feel fine enough, I guess
Considering everything's a mess.
There's a restaurant down the street
Where hungry people like to eat
I could walk, but I'll just drive
It's colder than it looks outside.
It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone then ya
Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
Try to see the world beyond your front door.
Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
Try to figure out what all this is for.
It's the perfect time of day
To throw all your cares away
Put the sprinkler on the lawn
And run through with my gym shorts on.
Take a drink right from the hose
And change into some drier clothes
Climb the stairs up to my room
Sleep away the afternoon.
It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
Try to see the world beyond your front door.
Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
Try to figure out what all this is for.
Pinch Me
Pinch Me
Cos I'm still asleep.
Please God
Tell Me
That I'm still asleep
On an evening such as this
It's hard to tell if I exist
If I Packed a car and leave this town
Who'll notice that I'm not around?
I could hide out under there
I just made you say 'underwear'
I could leave but I'll just stay
All my stuff's here anyway.
It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
Try to see the world beyond your front door.
Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
Try to figure out what all this is for.
Try to figure out what all this is for.
Try to see the world beyond your front door.
Try to figure out what all this is for.
Crowd: YAAAY!
Joey: Yay...Where's my coca-cola?
Mai: Uh, over there?
Joey: *looks*
Mai: *drinks Joey's Coca-cola*
Joey: *turns* HEY!
Mai: Hey, if you really loved me, You wouldn't mind.
Joey: *mumbles under his breath*
Jia: So...Any volunteers?
*total silence*
Jia: Anyone...?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
And so the silence continues...
Anyone with ideas, PLEASE TELL ME!
The next update's coming sooner, I swear!
Ryou: *Still Running from fangirls* AIEEEE!
Fae: Wow, he got toned since July.
Jia: Probably all that running.
Fae: Yeah.
Jia: So, who should do the disclaimer?
Fae: Ummm, YAMI!
Yami: Jia does not own Yu-gi-oh, Fae, or the Barenakedladies. Though I bet
she wishes she did. Can I go now?
Jia: Yeah, yeah, fine.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ryou: AIEEEEE! *trips on wire* Uh-oh.
Fangirl Horde: *Jumps Ryou*
*Screams are heard, a large cloud of dust and fabric bits fly in the air,
and the wires get unplugged*
Yami Bakura: NOOOO! WHO UNPLUGGED THE WIRES?
Jia: Probably one of the fangirls.
Random fangirl 109: I got a piece of his boxers!
Fae: Jia? Should I go get a robe? Or at least a blanket?
Jia: Probably not a bad idea.
Fae: *goes to find something to cover Ryou in*
Fangirl 187: I think we've got all the fabric that he was wearing, LETS GO!
*fangirl horde evaporates*
Ryou: *on floor* Owww.
Jia: Aw jeez. Fae? Could you PLEASE hurry with that robe?
Fae: Yeah, yeah. *reappears with robe*
Jia: Thanks. *covers Ryou* Yami Bakura, come get your Hikari to where he
won't get trampled.
Yami Bakura: Why don't you do it? I'm kinda busy...
Jia: With WHAT?
Yami Bakura: Nothing...
Jia: Then get your hikari. Now!
Yami Bakura: Fine... *drags Ryou to another room*
Jia: Thankee. Now, is anyone up to following that interesting event?
*silence*
Jia: Then I guess I'll have to volunteer someone. How about... You. Way in
the back there, with the trench coat.
Kaiba: I ALREADY SANG!
Jia: Not you, behind you.
Tristan: Me?
Jia: Yes. Get up here. NOW.
Tristan: Uh...Okay. *goes up to stage*
It's the perfect time of year
Somewhere far away from here
I feel fine enough, I guess
Considering everything's a mess.
There's a restaurant down the street
Where hungry people like to eat
I could walk, but I'll just drive
It's colder than it looks outside.
It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone then ya
Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
Try to see the world beyond your front door.
Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
Try to figure out what all this is for.
It's the perfect time of day
To throw all your cares away
Put the sprinkler on the lawn
And run through with my gym shorts on.
Take a drink right from the hose
And change into some drier clothes
Climb the stairs up to my room
Sleep away the afternoon.
It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
Try to see the world beyond your front door.
Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
Try to figure out what all this is for.
Pinch Me
Pinch Me
Cos I'm still asleep.
Please God
Tell Me
That I'm still asleep
On an evening such as this
It's hard to tell if I exist
If I Packed a car and leave this town
Who'll notice that I'm not around?
I could hide out under there
I just made you say 'underwear'
I could leave but I'll just stay
All my stuff's here anyway.
It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
Try to see the world beyond your front door.
Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
Try to figure out what all this is for.
Try to figure out what all this is for.
Try to see the world beyond your front door.
Try to figure out what all this is for.
Crowd: YAAAY!
Joey: Yay...Where's my coca-cola?
Mai: Uh, over there?
Joey: *looks*
Mai: *drinks Joey's Coca-cola*
Joey: *turns* HEY!
Mai: Hey, if you really loved me, You wouldn't mind.
Joey: *mumbles under his breath*
Jia: So...Any volunteers?
*total silence*
Jia: Anyone...?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
And so the silence continues...
Anyone with ideas, PLEASE TELL ME!
The next update's coming sooner, I swear!