Hi^^ This is my second chapter. Now, I know my last chapter was short, so
I'm going to make this one longer. And I'm also going to try to add parts
that weren't in "Dude Where's My Car?"
So that the story is more unique.^^
Okay, here goes...
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Chapter 2: Chinese Fooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
"Dude, how wasted were we last night?" Yusuke asked.
"Hey, maybe we could get a ride from Genkai. Here she comes now." Kuwabara said pointing to a car, being drivin by Genkai.
Yusuke then walked in front of Genkai's car.
"Hey Ba-san, can you give us a ride?" Yusuke shouted.
Genkai took no notice to this and ran over Yusuke.
"Fucking slackers" she murmured.
As Yusuke recovered from the attack, he stood up and said, "I'm okay."
"Shibby ^___^." Kuwabara said.
"Hey, let's go to Koenma's." Yusuke suggested.
(A/N Koenma plays the dude with the dog with the pipe)
So the two slackers walked to Koenma's house. When they got there, Koenma was meditating After a few moments, Koenma forced the two to mediatate with him. As they sat there, trying to concentrate, a blue, bird- like creature flew by the slackers and landed on Koenma's head.
"Dude, what's that?' Yusuke asked.
"It's Puu." Koenma responded.
(Puu is Jackle, the stoner dog.)
Puu began to fall asleep on Koenma's head. The two slackers then started laughing. This interupted Koenma's mediation.
"Ah-hem." Koenma interupted.
"Dude does the bird do anything but sleep?" Yusuke asked.
"Nice one Urameshi^^." Kuwabara commented.
"No, he can also smoke." Koenma said.
"WHAT?!" the two said in unison.
Koenma then took out a pipe, with a bird on it.
"Come here, Puu." Koenma gestured.
The bird flew off of Koenma's head and hovered in front of him.
"Take your pipe, Puu." koenma said.
Puu then put his beak on the pipe. Koenma then lighted the pipe.
"There you go Puu. Here comes the fun^^." Koenma said.
Puu was flying in loops, singing "Puu.Puu.Puu^.^".
The two slackers were dumbfounded.
Yusuke ------- O.o
Kuwabara---------^___^
"Dude. YOUR BIRD'S A STONER?!!!!" Yusuke asked.
"Yeah. ^^ But that's basically all he does." Koenma said.
"DUDE ^_______^" the two shouted cheerfully.
"Hey, Kuwabara. You know what we should do?" Yuske asked.
"Eat?" Kuwabara replied.
"No. Eat!!!^^" Yusuke said.
"Dude^^" Kuwabara exclaimed.
So the 3 shibbiers (I don't even think that's a real word) drove to a drive-through chineese restaurant (odd, ne?). They pulled up to the speaker box, which was shaped like a chineese food carton thingy.
"Welcome to Chineese Fooooooooood, how may I help you?" the speaker box asked.
"Yes, I'd like to order some food." Yusuke said, from the back seat of Koenma's car.
"Mmm-what would you like?" the voice asked.
"Yes, I'd like some wanton soup." Yusuke said.
"And then?" the voice asked.
"And some pork-fried rice" Yusuke added.
"And then?"
"Oh, some fortune cookies^^" Kuwabara said.
"Oh. And some fortune cookies." Yusuke continued.
"And then?"
"And then...umm that's it, I guess." Yusuke said.
"Ugh.And then?!"
Yusuke: And then, you can put it in a brown paper bag and give it to me, 'cause I'm ready to eat.^-^
Speaker Box: AND THEN?!
Yusuke: No. You don't understand. See, THAT'S IT. Just the wanton soup and the fried-rice.
Koenma: And the cookies fortune!
Yusuke: Yes. And THAT'S IT.
S.B.: ANNNNNND THEEEEEN?!!!!
Yusuke: Listen lady: I am SICK of your chineese mind games!
S.B.: And then?
Yusuke: No no. NO AND THEN!
S.B.:AND THEN^^
Yusuke: NO "AND THEN"!
S.B.: ANNNNNNNNND THEEEEEEEEEN?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: And then, I'M GOING TO PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS, IF YOU SAY "AND THEN?" AGAIN!!!!!!
S.B.: ...............
Yusuke: Ah. See?^^
S.B.: ...............ANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENAND-
Yusuke: UGHHHHH!!!!!! That's it!!!! Rei-gun!!!! *Yusuke shoots speaker box with his rei-gun*
Koenma then hits the gas and drives off. He then kicks Yusuke and Kuwabara out of his car.
"HEY! I said that I was sorry!!!" Yusuke shouts to Koenma, as he drives off.
"Great! NOW how are we supposed to find my car?" Yusuke asks Kuwabara. ===============================================================
Tanooki: How did you like that?^^ Pretty good, eh?
Kurama: Mmmm.....I guess.
Tanooki: What do you mean, "I guess"?!
Kurama: It means what it sounds like^^
Tanooki: Grrrr......
Kurama: ^___^j H-hey. Don't take it the wrong way.
Tanooki: *the area around Tanooki becomes eerily cold*
Kurama: Shimatta. I made her mad.o.o
Tanooki: *makes an evil grin*
Kurama: ..............O.O I better go now.
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Chapter 2: Chinese Fooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
"Dude, how wasted were we last night?" Yusuke asked.
"Hey, maybe we could get a ride from Genkai. Here she comes now." Kuwabara said pointing to a car, being drivin by Genkai.
Yusuke then walked in front of Genkai's car.
"Hey Ba-san, can you give us a ride?" Yusuke shouted.
Genkai took no notice to this and ran over Yusuke.
"Fucking slackers" she murmured.
As Yusuke recovered from the attack, he stood up and said, "I'm okay."
"Shibby ^___^." Kuwabara said.
"Hey, let's go to Koenma's." Yusuke suggested.
(A/N Koenma plays the dude with the dog with the pipe)
So the two slackers walked to Koenma's house. When they got there, Koenma was meditating After a few moments, Koenma forced the two to mediatate with him. As they sat there, trying to concentrate, a blue, bird- like creature flew by the slackers and landed on Koenma's head.
"Dude, what's that?' Yusuke asked.
"It's Puu." Koenma responded.
(Puu is Jackle, the stoner dog.)
Puu began to fall asleep on Koenma's head. The two slackers then started laughing. This interupted Koenma's mediation.
"Ah-hem." Koenma interupted.
"Dude does the bird do anything but sleep?" Yusuke asked.
"Nice one Urameshi^^." Kuwabara commented.
"No, he can also smoke." Koenma said.
"WHAT?!" the two said in unison.
Koenma then took out a pipe, with a bird on it.
"Come here, Puu." Koenma gestured.
The bird flew off of Koenma's head and hovered in front of him.
"Take your pipe, Puu." koenma said.
Puu then put his beak on the pipe. Koenma then lighted the pipe.
"There you go Puu. Here comes the fun^^." Koenma said.
Puu was flying in loops, singing "Puu.Puu.Puu^.^".
The two slackers were dumbfounded.
Yusuke ------- O.o
Kuwabara---------^___^
"Dude. YOUR BIRD'S A STONER?!!!!" Yusuke asked.
"Yeah. ^^ But that's basically all he does." Koenma said.
"DUDE ^_______^" the two shouted cheerfully.
"Hey, Kuwabara. You know what we should do?" Yuske asked.
"Eat?" Kuwabara replied.
"No. Eat!!!^^" Yusuke said.
"Dude^^" Kuwabara exclaimed.
So the 3 shibbiers (I don't even think that's a real word) drove to a drive-through chineese restaurant (odd, ne?). They pulled up to the speaker box, which was shaped like a chineese food carton thingy.
"Welcome to Chineese Fooooooooood, how may I help you?" the speaker box asked.
"Yes, I'd like to order some food." Yusuke said, from the back seat of Koenma's car.
"Mmm-what would you like?" the voice asked.
"Yes, I'd like some wanton soup." Yusuke said.
"And then?" the voice asked.
"And some pork-fried rice" Yusuke added.
"And then?"
"Oh, some fortune cookies^^" Kuwabara said.
"Oh. And some fortune cookies." Yusuke continued.
"And then?"
"And then...umm that's it, I guess." Yusuke said.
"Ugh.And then?!"
Yusuke: And then, you can put it in a brown paper bag and give it to me, 'cause I'm ready to eat.^-^
Speaker Box: AND THEN?!
Yusuke: No. You don't understand. See, THAT'S IT. Just the wanton soup and the fried-rice.
Koenma: And the cookies fortune!
Yusuke: Yes. And THAT'S IT.
S.B.: ANNNNNND THEEEEEN?!!!!
Yusuke: Listen lady: I am SICK of your chineese mind games!
S.B.: And then?
Yusuke: No no. NO AND THEN!
S.B.:AND THEN^^
Yusuke: NO "AND THEN"!
S.B.: ANNNNNNNNND THEEEEEEEEEN?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: And then, I'M GOING TO PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS, IF YOU SAY "AND THEN?" AGAIN!!!!!!
S.B.: ...............
Yusuke: Ah. See?^^
S.B.: ...............ANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENAND-
Yusuke: UGHHHHH!!!!!! That's it!!!! Rei-gun!!!! *Yusuke shoots speaker box with his rei-gun*
Koenma then hits the gas and drives off. He then kicks Yusuke and Kuwabara out of his car.
"HEY! I said that I was sorry!!!" Yusuke shouts to Koenma, as he drives off.
"Great! NOW how are we supposed to find my car?" Yusuke asks Kuwabara. ===============================================================
Tanooki: How did you like that?^^ Pretty good, eh?
Kurama: Mmmm.....I guess.
Tanooki: What do you mean, "I guess"?!
Kurama: It means what it sounds like^^
Tanooki: Grrrr......
Kurama: ^___^j H-hey. Don't take it the wrong way.
Tanooki: *the area around Tanooki becomes eerily cold*
Kurama: Shimatta. I made her mad.o.o
Tanooki: *makes an evil grin*
Kurama: ..............O.O I better go now.