Hello everyone!!! Now on to the story you've all been waiting for!!!! ^__~
Sorry for the long delay!!! Had two research papers to write and a short
story.
But first I have to put that real life story up for the people who asked
for it!
Real Life Story Like I said last chapter that whole Victoria Secret thing actually happened to me. My life is just plain wacky and it's my guy friend that makes it that way. His name's Regi and well he's a hyper smartass with an attitude problem (and no he won't get mad at me for writing him as what I just said because he tells people he's that all the time so no worries.) Okay anyway to give you a little background on Regi well he has been to jail. His favorite hobby is working out now he's worked himself up to bench pressing 350 lbs. He is also in need of the anger management programs to. Okay now for the Victoria Secret part of the story Regi and I were walking through the mall looking for gift ideas. My best friend Kelly is having a baccalaureate party because she's getting married soon. Well the maid of honor has to get her something special for the occasion. Well we had just gone from mall to mall looking around. Finally we made our way to a big mall in the next city (I live in a small town so our mall sucks it only has a Belks and a JC Penny's and a Kmart the rest are just small stores but we did just get an FYE!!! Thank God no more listening to the oldie station!!!) Well I had to make pit stop after the food court we went to and I told Regi to wait for me "OUTSIDE" Victoria Secret. When I finally got out and was at the store I saw him "INSIDE" Victoria Secret looking at everything. Well when I went inside a band of young teenage boys were in there goofing around and giggling like a bunch of idiots like they were in the porn section of a video store. My friend was over in the thong panty section of the store and well he just had this concentrating look on his face he hardly has a smile on his face unless you give him sugar or he's irritating me. Well before I could get to him the band of boys intercepted me and got to him first. Everything was going in slow motion for me because I knew by their snickers they were going to do something to Regi. One guy probably the leader of the little band of delinquents went up to him and nodded his head to the rest of the group who in turn snickered in reply. Where was I during this I was standing still because I couldn't get around the boys and I was actually shocked that this kid would go up to someone as intimidating looking as Regi? (He is very scary looking when he's not on his sugar high and has a stupid grin plastered to his face.) The boy then proceeded to talk to Regi in quote word for word "Hey queer looking for something new that will suit your boyfriends interest or do you like to see it on you as you fondle yourself?" as he pointed at a pink thong. He thumbed up to his buddies and they gave him the thumbs up back and snickered and I was thinking 'Oh please dear God he didn't just say that to Regi please let heaven be merciful to this stupid child.' And I said to the boys in front of me "Get your friend away from him before he pummels the shit out of him now." And they looked at me as if I was crazy well I sure proved them wrong because one boy even told me. "And spoil our fun lady no way!!! There are laws against hitting kids ya know." My reply was simply "In this world yes there are rules but my friend lives by his own rules and has been to jail to prove it." Well they all looked scared at me and tried to get their friend who was still calling Regi a queer and Regi had been nice enough to give the kid sometime to actually go away so he could calm down. The kid couldn't take a hint to get lost and well finally Regi took him by the throat, no not the collar of his shirt his actual throat people, and commenced to cuss the little brat out. I'll give you a little of the lectures Regi gave the kid "You little F***er you have no respect for others and I think you're going to learn some manners after I give you the ass beating you so deserve." Regi punched the teenager and then tossed, yes tossed him out of the store where his buddies scrambled out after. You would think someone would get in trouble for doing that but the onlookers who were in the store actually cheered Regi for doing what he did to the little prick even the store clerks. Apparently those boys were frequent visitors when a clerk actually said this to Regi "Thanks we've tried so much to keep those creeps out of this store but every time security gets here they're gone and they come back as soon as security is gone. Thanks to you I doubt they'll show up here again." They even gave Regi a discount on his next purchase of course Regi blushed at that but we got a discount to get Kelly something but we decided to come back another day ( Regi was to embarrassed about being given a discount on an all women's store ^__~.) So that's my real life first hand account and yes it is unbelievable but it is most assuredly true. NO LIE!!!!!
NOW FOR THE FICTION STORY YOU'VE ALL PATIENTLY BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!
Which will be ready by next month. Kidding!!! Now for the proposal you've all been waiting for!!! But first. . .
Disclaimer: I do not own
A Pinch of Forgetfulness
Bulma stormed up the stairs as soon as she got home. She wasn't happy about what Vegeta had done to the kid even if the kid deserved it. It still wasn't right for Vegeta to do what he did.
So Bulma stomped to her room while Vegeta went to go find Mrs. Briefs. Vegeta would just make Bulma think that tonight's dinner would be an apology dinner instead of a proposal dinner.
"Woman!" Vegeta called when he entered the kitchen.
"Yes Vegeta sweetheart? Would you like me to fix some dinner?" Mrs. Briefs asked
"Um no I um was wondering could you tell me how to use the phone?" Vegeta said embarrassed
"Honey of course right after I fix you some dinner!" She said happily getting ready to make dinner.
"Um no I need to work the phone to call for reservations to dinner." Vegeta said annoyed at the ditzy woman.
"Whatever sweetie now hand me the pepper and I'll get started cooking!" She said off in her own little world.
"Grrrr" Vegeta could only stand there frozen in mid rage growling to himself. He knew if he started a temper tantrum with Bulma's mom he'd either get the couch for a week from Bulma or just nothing but a ditzy remark from the mother so anyways he kept his rage to himself this time.
"Never mind, I'll go ask the old man." He said though he knew she was off in La la land and hadn't heard a single word he said. He went to go find Mr. Briefs so he could get arrangements quickly. Vegeta found out one of Bulma's favorite very formal dinner places and was determined to get a reservation there.
He finally found the old man and demanded that Mr. Briefs show him how to use the telephone.
"Hmm you want to know how to use the phone huh? Well first you get the number of the place from the phone book and then you hold the phone like so and dial the number that is shown in the phone book." Dr. Briefs said to Vegeta handing him the phone and the phone book.
"Would you like me to look a number for you?" Dr. Briefs asked Vegeta who of course gave a curt nod and shoved the phone book back.
"Do you know the name of the place or person you want to call?" Briefs asked Vegeta
"Yes Jacques French Palace" He said blushing
"Hmm odd I didn't know you liked French food." Briefs said looking through the book
"I'm doing this for the woman now shut up and give me the number." Vegeta said irritated at him.
"Hmm why don't I make reservations for you Vegeta? You and Bulma right?" Briefs said dialing the phone.
Vegeta looked at him shocked for a second and then nodded his head. Now was the time to face the woman and get her to go tonight to dinner. Vegeta went up stairs to their bedroom and quietly knocked on the door. Never burst in on an emotional woman who seemed a bit moody lately.
"Yes?" Bulma asked when she heard the knock on the door. "Can I come in?" It was the gruff voice of her prince. "Yes you can come in." She groaned thinking he was going to give her a lecture about being to emotional because he gave a little punk a lesson that he would never forget. 'Good thing the boy was too scared to get names to actually have a law suit against us.' Bulma thought gloomily. Yet Bulma did have some news she wanted to share with Vegeta but didn't know how he'd take it.
Of course Vegeta was now in the room staring curiously at her.
"Woman?" "Vegeta?" They both said at the same time and then an awkward pause followed.
"Um go ahead Vegeta!" Bulma said to break the silence.
"Um well I want to take you to dinner. At Jacques..." Vegeta said nervously. 'What in the heck is the matter with you?!' his mind screamed. 'This is your mate not your crush that you've just asked out for the first time sheesh!!!' He felt a little embarrassed at the fact but managed to keep a stern look.
"JACQUES!? OH VEGETA!!!! My favorite restaurant! Oh of course I'll go to dinner with you!!!" Bulma said extremely happy and hugged the stunned prince who thought it would be a little harder to convince her to come to night with him.
"Well let's get ready and I'll see if I can get a Limo for us to go in." Vegeta said with a proud smirk on his face
Of course Vegeta was ready before Bulma was even started with her dressing up.
"WOMAN!!! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!!! WE'LL BE LATE!!!" Vegeta said thoroughly annoyed.
"HOLD YOUR HOURSES!!! WHEN I'M READY I'LL COME DOWN!!!" Bulma yelled back just as annoyed as he was.
Of course it took her 30 more minutes before she was ready to go and by that time the limo driver had been there reclining on a couch with Vegeta for 15 minutes waiting patiently for her to come down.
"Well I'm ready let's get going!" Bulma said as she twirled for Vegeta showing off her new white ivory gown for him.
Of course Vegeta admired her stunning beauty quietly but gave her an appreciative look which made her giggle at him and soon he led her by the arm to the limo.
The limo driver rushed out and opened the door for them and they were soon on their way to Bulma's favorite restaurant.
The ride there was silent since both were contemplating what to say tonight.
They finally reached their destination and soon were served a private romantic candle light table. They were soon served their meals in which they ate in silence both still in deep thought.
Finally Vegeta broke the silence
"Bulma um I wanted to ask you something." Vegeta said nervously but his mind thinking 'you dumbass just say it come on she's already your mate what could be so hard as to ask her to be your husband in a human marriage ceremony.'
"Yes Vegeta? Go on." Bulma said after his little pause
Vegeta got up and went over to her side of the table and kneeled. 'I think this is what you're supposed to do.' "Bulma would you be wife in the human tradition?" He boldly stated. "No Vegeta never." Vegeta's jaw dropped but then he heard her giggle. "Of course silly duh! Oh Vegeta I've always wanted a big traditional white wedding!!! Oh thank you!!!" Bulma leaned over to hug him and she kissed him on the cheek as he slipped a beautiful diamond ring onto her left ring finger.
Vegeta proudly smirked at her as he went back to his side of the table to sit down.
"Um Vegeta now I have something to share with you." Bulma said after a long pause.
"Yes woman?" Vegeta said calmly
"We're going to have a baby!" Bulma squealed with joy while Vegeta looked astounded.
Bulma took the look as a sign that he didn't want a baby and looked down at her feet sadly. Vegeta saw this and felt bad for giving her that look of course he wasn't expecting news that big.
"Wonderful! I'll bet he'll be stronger than Kakarrot's Brat!!" Vegeta smirked at her seeing her sad face soon was happy again.
"But Vegeta what if it's a girl?" Bulma asked curiously
"All the better! I can gloat when a girl beats up that weakling boy and forever taunt him by it." Vegeta said chuckling at the thought of little Gohan getting beat up by a little girl version of him.
"Vegeta you're mean." Bulma giggled at him.
"Oh no woman I'm the nicest man in the universe! How could you even say that?" He said sarcastically
"Oh please!" Bulma giggled again.
Vegeta and Bulma soon headed home. Where Bulma couldn't wait to tell her mom the good news. They had a wedding to plan now.
End of chapter
Well there it was now let's see if Vegeta can live with Bulma's mother's ideas of the wedding. Him in a pink Tux? I don't think he'd like that to well.
Until next time!
Later
YinYanChan
for it!
Real Life Story Like I said last chapter that whole Victoria Secret thing actually happened to me. My life is just plain wacky and it's my guy friend that makes it that way. His name's Regi and well he's a hyper smartass with an attitude problem (and no he won't get mad at me for writing him as what I just said because he tells people he's that all the time so no worries.) Okay anyway to give you a little background on Regi well he has been to jail. His favorite hobby is working out now he's worked himself up to bench pressing 350 lbs. He is also in need of the anger management programs to. Okay now for the Victoria Secret part of the story Regi and I were walking through the mall looking for gift ideas. My best friend Kelly is having a baccalaureate party because she's getting married soon. Well the maid of honor has to get her something special for the occasion. Well we had just gone from mall to mall looking around. Finally we made our way to a big mall in the next city (I live in a small town so our mall sucks it only has a Belks and a JC Penny's and a Kmart the rest are just small stores but we did just get an FYE!!! Thank God no more listening to the oldie station!!!) Well I had to make pit stop after the food court we went to and I told Regi to wait for me "OUTSIDE" Victoria Secret. When I finally got out and was at the store I saw him "INSIDE" Victoria Secret looking at everything. Well when I went inside a band of young teenage boys were in there goofing around and giggling like a bunch of idiots like they were in the porn section of a video store. My friend was over in the thong panty section of the store and well he just had this concentrating look on his face he hardly has a smile on his face unless you give him sugar or he's irritating me. Well before I could get to him the band of boys intercepted me and got to him first. Everything was going in slow motion for me because I knew by their snickers they were going to do something to Regi. One guy probably the leader of the little band of delinquents went up to him and nodded his head to the rest of the group who in turn snickered in reply. Where was I during this I was standing still because I couldn't get around the boys and I was actually shocked that this kid would go up to someone as intimidating looking as Regi? (He is very scary looking when he's not on his sugar high and has a stupid grin plastered to his face.) The boy then proceeded to talk to Regi in quote word for word "Hey queer looking for something new that will suit your boyfriends interest or do you like to see it on you as you fondle yourself?" as he pointed at a pink thong. He thumbed up to his buddies and they gave him the thumbs up back and snickered and I was thinking 'Oh please dear God he didn't just say that to Regi please let heaven be merciful to this stupid child.' And I said to the boys in front of me "Get your friend away from him before he pummels the shit out of him now." And they looked at me as if I was crazy well I sure proved them wrong because one boy even told me. "And spoil our fun lady no way!!! There are laws against hitting kids ya know." My reply was simply "In this world yes there are rules but my friend lives by his own rules and has been to jail to prove it." Well they all looked scared at me and tried to get their friend who was still calling Regi a queer and Regi had been nice enough to give the kid sometime to actually go away so he could calm down. The kid couldn't take a hint to get lost and well finally Regi took him by the throat, no not the collar of his shirt his actual throat people, and commenced to cuss the little brat out. I'll give you a little of the lectures Regi gave the kid "You little F***er you have no respect for others and I think you're going to learn some manners after I give you the ass beating you so deserve." Regi punched the teenager and then tossed, yes tossed him out of the store where his buddies scrambled out after. You would think someone would get in trouble for doing that but the onlookers who were in the store actually cheered Regi for doing what he did to the little prick even the store clerks. Apparently those boys were frequent visitors when a clerk actually said this to Regi "Thanks we've tried so much to keep those creeps out of this store but every time security gets here they're gone and they come back as soon as security is gone. Thanks to you I doubt they'll show up here again." They even gave Regi a discount on his next purchase of course Regi blushed at that but we got a discount to get Kelly something but we decided to come back another day ( Regi was to embarrassed about being given a discount on an all women's store ^__~.) So that's my real life first hand account and yes it is unbelievable but it is most assuredly true. NO LIE!!!!!
NOW FOR THE FICTION STORY YOU'VE ALL PATIENTLY BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!
Which will be ready by next month. Kidding!!! Now for the proposal you've all been waiting for!!! But first. . .
Disclaimer: I do not own
A Pinch of Forgetfulness
Bulma stormed up the stairs as soon as she got home. She wasn't happy about what Vegeta had done to the kid even if the kid deserved it. It still wasn't right for Vegeta to do what he did.
So Bulma stomped to her room while Vegeta went to go find Mrs. Briefs. Vegeta would just make Bulma think that tonight's dinner would be an apology dinner instead of a proposal dinner.
"Woman!" Vegeta called when he entered the kitchen.
"Yes Vegeta sweetheart? Would you like me to fix some dinner?" Mrs. Briefs asked
"Um no I um was wondering could you tell me how to use the phone?" Vegeta said embarrassed
"Honey of course right after I fix you some dinner!" She said happily getting ready to make dinner.
"Um no I need to work the phone to call for reservations to dinner." Vegeta said annoyed at the ditzy woman.
"Whatever sweetie now hand me the pepper and I'll get started cooking!" She said off in her own little world.
"Grrrr" Vegeta could only stand there frozen in mid rage growling to himself. He knew if he started a temper tantrum with Bulma's mom he'd either get the couch for a week from Bulma or just nothing but a ditzy remark from the mother so anyways he kept his rage to himself this time.
"Never mind, I'll go ask the old man." He said though he knew she was off in La la land and hadn't heard a single word he said. He went to go find Mr. Briefs so he could get arrangements quickly. Vegeta found out one of Bulma's favorite very formal dinner places and was determined to get a reservation there.
He finally found the old man and demanded that Mr. Briefs show him how to use the telephone.
"Hmm you want to know how to use the phone huh? Well first you get the number of the place from the phone book and then you hold the phone like so and dial the number that is shown in the phone book." Dr. Briefs said to Vegeta handing him the phone and the phone book.
"Would you like me to look a number for you?" Dr. Briefs asked Vegeta who of course gave a curt nod and shoved the phone book back.
"Do you know the name of the place or person you want to call?" Briefs asked Vegeta
"Yes Jacques French Palace" He said blushing
"Hmm odd I didn't know you liked French food." Briefs said looking through the book
"I'm doing this for the woman now shut up and give me the number." Vegeta said irritated at him.
"Hmm why don't I make reservations for you Vegeta? You and Bulma right?" Briefs said dialing the phone.
Vegeta looked at him shocked for a second and then nodded his head. Now was the time to face the woman and get her to go tonight to dinner. Vegeta went up stairs to their bedroom and quietly knocked on the door. Never burst in on an emotional woman who seemed a bit moody lately.
"Yes?" Bulma asked when she heard the knock on the door. "Can I come in?" It was the gruff voice of her prince. "Yes you can come in." She groaned thinking he was going to give her a lecture about being to emotional because he gave a little punk a lesson that he would never forget. 'Good thing the boy was too scared to get names to actually have a law suit against us.' Bulma thought gloomily. Yet Bulma did have some news she wanted to share with Vegeta but didn't know how he'd take it.
Of course Vegeta was now in the room staring curiously at her.
"Woman?" "Vegeta?" They both said at the same time and then an awkward pause followed.
"Um go ahead Vegeta!" Bulma said to break the silence.
"Um well I want to take you to dinner. At Jacques..." Vegeta said nervously. 'What in the heck is the matter with you?!' his mind screamed. 'This is your mate not your crush that you've just asked out for the first time sheesh!!!' He felt a little embarrassed at the fact but managed to keep a stern look.
"JACQUES!? OH VEGETA!!!! My favorite restaurant! Oh of course I'll go to dinner with you!!!" Bulma said extremely happy and hugged the stunned prince who thought it would be a little harder to convince her to come to night with him.
"Well let's get ready and I'll see if I can get a Limo for us to go in." Vegeta said with a proud smirk on his face
Of course Vegeta was ready before Bulma was even started with her dressing up.
"WOMAN!!! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!!! WE'LL BE LATE!!!" Vegeta said thoroughly annoyed.
"HOLD YOUR HOURSES!!! WHEN I'M READY I'LL COME DOWN!!!" Bulma yelled back just as annoyed as he was.
Of course it took her 30 more minutes before she was ready to go and by that time the limo driver had been there reclining on a couch with Vegeta for 15 minutes waiting patiently for her to come down.
"Well I'm ready let's get going!" Bulma said as she twirled for Vegeta showing off her new white ivory gown for him.
Of course Vegeta admired her stunning beauty quietly but gave her an appreciative look which made her giggle at him and soon he led her by the arm to the limo.
The limo driver rushed out and opened the door for them and they were soon on their way to Bulma's favorite restaurant.
The ride there was silent since both were contemplating what to say tonight.
They finally reached their destination and soon were served a private romantic candle light table. They were soon served their meals in which they ate in silence both still in deep thought.
Finally Vegeta broke the silence
"Bulma um I wanted to ask you something." Vegeta said nervously but his mind thinking 'you dumbass just say it come on she's already your mate what could be so hard as to ask her to be your husband in a human marriage ceremony.'
"Yes Vegeta? Go on." Bulma said after his little pause
Vegeta got up and went over to her side of the table and kneeled. 'I think this is what you're supposed to do.' "Bulma would you be wife in the human tradition?" He boldly stated. "No Vegeta never." Vegeta's jaw dropped but then he heard her giggle. "Of course silly duh! Oh Vegeta I've always wanted a big traditional white wedding!!! Oh thank you!!!" Bulma leaned over to hug him and she kissed him on the cheek as he slipped a beautiful diamond ring onto her left ring finger.
Vegeta proudly smirked at her as he went back to his side of the table to sit down.
"Um Vegeta now I have something to share with you." Bulma said after a long pause.
"Yes woman?" Vegeta said calmly
"We're going to have a baby!" Bulma squealed with joy while Vegeta looked astounded.
Bulma took the look as a sign that he didn't want a baby and looked down at her feet sadly. Vegeta saw this and felt bad for giving her that look of course he wasn't expecting news that big.
"Wonderful! I'll bet he'll be stronger than Kakarrot's Brat!!" Vegeta smirked at her seeing her sad face soon was happy again.
"But Vegeta what if it's a girl?" Bulma asked curiously
"All the better! I can gloat when a girl beats up that weakling boy and forever taunt him by it." Vegeta said chuckling at the thought of little Gohan getting beat up by a little girl version of him.
"Vegeta you're mean." Bulma giggled at him.
"Oh no woman I'm the nicest man in the universe! How could you even say that?" He said sarcastically
"Oh please!" Bulma giggled again.
Vegeta and Bulma soon headed home. Where Bulma couldn't wait to tell her mom the good news. They had a wedding to plan now.
End of chapter
Well there it was now let's see if Vegeta can live with Bulma's mother's ideas of the wedding. Him in a pink Tux? I don't think he'd like that to well.
Until next time!
Later
YinYanChan