I'm back^^ I am attempting tp type chapter 4, however, my computer may freeze before I can complete it. Damn computer. And good luck to me.....
Also, I failed to inform you who Botan and Toguro Ototo were supposed to be. If you didn't figure it out already, I owe my deepest apoligies. Botan is supposed to be Christy Boner, I think her name was (tee hee). She was the blonde girl. And Toguro Ototo is supposed to be Tommy, the evil, boyfriend that hates Jesse and Chester. So there you go! Now read.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Chapter 4: The Continueum Transfunctioner?!!!

After the two slackers were told off by their girlfriends, they felt sad.
"Dude, what are we going to do now?' Kuwabara asked.
"I don't know. They seemed to be mad at us." Yusuke replied.
"I know. ;-_-; -----------(this is my version of a sad smiley)" Kuwabara said, crying (anime style, of course^^).
At that moment, a mini-van came from around the corner and stopped at the girls' house, where Yusuke and Kuwabara were standing.Suddenly, the slide-door of the van opened and two people popped out, as if making sure that they had the right slackers. Verifying that Yusuke and Kuwabara were, indeed, the right guys, they pulled them into the van. Then they drove off.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!" Yusuke shouted, caught off guard.
"Yeah, it's rude to take people off of the street like that! Kuwabara added.
"Oh MY GOD! O.O A-are you people....CHILD MOLESTORS?!!!" Yusuke asked, terrified.
"Eep! I think they are! O.O " Kuwabara said.
"HOLY CRAP! WE'RE IN TROUBLE! HELP!!!!!HELP!!!!SOMEBODY HELP US!!!!!!" Yusuke shouted.
"HELP!" Kuwabara repeated.
"BE QUIET!!!!!!!! We are not petifiles!" the driver shouted, causing the two friends to look like this ------- O.o. "We are here to warn you. You are in grave danger." he went on.
"Well I'm sure that we can avoid the danger, as long as we stay away from any cemetaries. ^__^ " Kuwabara replied.
"Yeah. It's sooooo simple^^" Yusuke commented.
"BAKAS!!!!! I don't mean it literally. You may not realize it, but you guys are in deep shit!"
Now, Yusuke and Kuwabara were checking the soles of their shoes, looking for any signs of crap (and I DO mean that literally).
"Listen, Potty Mouth, you can yell at us all you want,but there is no evidence, whatsoever, of poop on us!" Yusuke exclaimed.
"Yeah, I can stand it, when a person yells, but I can't stand it, when a person lies. It's unforgivable!" Kuwabara added.
"No! I mean that there is evil afoot." the van-driver explained.
"Evil? O.o" Yusuke asked, who was, once again, confuzzled.
"Evil?!!!" Kuwabara repeated.
"EEEEEEEEEVILLL!!!!!!! ^____^" the two cheerfully shouted in unison.
At this point, everybody else in the van, looked like this -------------- ._.j
"Uh, yes. Evil. Do you recall any odd events, that occured last night?" the van guy asked Yusuke and Kuwabara.
The two slackers then, began laughing.
"And what in God's name, is so funny?!" the van driver (who we'll just call "Mr. V", for now on) asked.
"It's just......well, we don't remember anything, from last night......^^" Yusuke started.
"B-because...we were soooooo wasted last night!^___^" Kuwabara finished.
The two were now laughing, uncontrollably.
"Hey!" another person in the van exclaimed. "This is no laughing matter."
This statement caused the two to laugh even harder.
They kind of looked like this -------- ^o^ (Yusuke) ^_____^ (Kuwabara).
"NOW LISTEN YOU TWO!!!!!" Mr. V shouted over Yusuke and Kuwabara. "The fate of the world is at stake."
"That's right." another person said. "If you don't obtain....... the Continueous Transformer."
"The Continueum Transfunctioner? O.o" Yusuke asked.
"No! The Continueous Transformer. It's a beautiful object, that has enough power to destroy Earth and all beings that inhabit it. That is why you two must get it, before anybody else does."
"Wait! Why do we have to get it?!!!" Yusuke asked.
"Yeah, we're not exactly super-heroes. Plus, we're.....sucky boyfriends!" Kuwabara said, sadly.
"But you WERE the ones that threw the best party of the millenium. You may of been too wasted to remember, but everybody else knows that practically everyone was there, last night. And Shishi told us that there's a large chance that that's when the Continueous Transformer was stolen." Mr. V explained.
"Wait! Who the hell is Shishi?!" Kuwabara asked.
"He is our lord and master." Mr. V said.
All of a sudden, everybody in the van shouted "ALL HAIL SHISHI!", in unison.
"He is the one that knows all. He tells us all about the evil that lurks in the shadows and knows all about the party that occured last night."
"Then he should know who stole the damn thing!!!" Yusuke exclaimed.
"Yeah. If he wants it so bad, then he can get it, himself!" Kuwabara added.
"But you don't understand. Shishi is very busy at the moment. He has no time to search for it. That is why he ordered us to notify you."
"The fate of Earth depends on you two!" another person said."Until Shishi can find the rightful owners of the Continueous Transformer, you must find it and keep it safe, from any harm, whatsoever."
"Ugh! Fine, fine! We'll get the damn Contiued Ding-A-Ling." Yusuke said, lethargicallly (I think that's how you spell it).
"Thank you! Thank you!" Mr. V said.
"We are all grateful." some other dude said.
"Yeah, yeah." Yusuke replied. "Come on, Kuwabara. We got some work to do."
"'Kay! ^___^" Kuwabara said.
The mini-van then stopped and the two boys got out of it, starting their search, for the Continueous Transformer. What evil lies ahead?

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Tanooki: Yay!^^ Another chapter completed.
Kurama: It's about time!
Tanooki: Hey! It's hard to type off of the top of your head!
Kurama: -_-j Please! All you had to do was steal the scenes from "Dude, Where's My Car?".
Tanooki: Well, I DID change the names of all the characters. And I changed the Continueum Transfunctioner, to the Continueous Transformer. So there!
Kurama: I guess....
Tanooki: Let's see you try to type a good story, like me!
Kurama: Oh, it's on now!

Will Kurama come up with a good story? Tune in next time^^
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Kurama: That was just stupid. -_-j
Tanooki: Shut-up!