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Mr. Lujan: This is so I get to know you better. Ok. So while you do this I will go around and check if you are all wearing your ID tags.
Spike: ID tags?
Jake: *shrugs* I don't know.
Mr. Lujan: Why don't you two have your ID tags on?
Spike: We haven't got ours yet.
Mr. Lujan: Make sure you pick them up tomorrow morning or during lunch today. People you have to wear ID tags!! It's a school district rule!! Starting next week you must wear them at all times!!
Jake: O_o
*Mr. Lujan makes his way over to the other side of the room*
Mr. Lujan: You're Natalie, right?
Natalie: Yes I am.
Mr. Lujan: As my student assistant I expect you to be a role model to these other people. That means you must do your work.
Natalie: OK!! ^-^
Class: O_____O
Mr. Lujan: O_O Get back to those sheets!
Class: *goes back to working on sheets*
Natalie: I mean yes.
Mr. Lujan: That also means that you'll have to follow the 'dress code' also.
Natalie: Of course.
Mr. Lujan: That means no more spaghetti straps from tomorrow on or I'll have to give you a referral and have you tanked.
Natalie: O_O NO! I'll be good! I promise! *grabs Mr. Lujan's foot* Don't tank me!!!! Please!!!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Class: O____________________O
Mr. Lujan: Umm... Its ok for today. I said tomorrow.
Class: O_______________________________O
Mr. Lujan: Get back to work.
Class: *Goes back to work*
Natalie: Ok.
Mr. Lujan: That means you could let go of my foot now.
Natalie: O_O Ohhh. Sorry.
Hikaru: Mr. L? I have a question.
Mr. Lujan: It's Mr. Lujan. Not Mr. L.
Hikaru: So Mr. L. What is getting tanked?
Mr. Lujan: It's when you're sent to a room to do nothing but work.
Hikaru: O_O DON'T TANK ME!!!!!! *grabs onto Mr. Lujan's foot*
Mr. Lujan: Sheesh. What is it with you people?
*Other side of the room*
Jake: Hey was that Natalie before?
Spike: I hope not.
*Back*
Mr. Lujan: Ok?
Hikaru: Ok.
Hikaru sits back down
Mr. Lujan: *sees Pipotchi* What a cute plushy.
Pipotchi: ^-^
Mr. Lujan: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! IT MOVED!!!
Class: O______________________________________O
Mr. Lujan: Back to your assignment!
Hikaru: Its not a plushy.
Mr. Lujan: Oh. Well, I'm not sure you're allowed to have your children at school.
Hikaru: Child?
Mr. Lujan: Well you do have some things in common.
Hikaru: It's a baby monkey!!
Class and Mr. Lujan: Ohh.
Hikaru: O_o
Mr. Lujan: Ok. On the back of the sheet at the bottom I want you to put the numbers one through seven. You will ask people that you don't know all different questions. You put down the answer they gave you and their name. Now go.
Class just sits there.
Mr. Lujan: NOW!!!!!!!!!
Class: O_O
Spike: Ok. Um... hi. I'm Spike. You are?
???: Buzz off!
Spike: This is going to be harder than I thought.
Jake: It's going to be hard because you had to think.
*Later*
Mr. Lujan: Ok. Its almost time to go. So what I want you to do is keep these till tomorrow.
Bell rings. All run out.
Spike: Phew.
Jake: So what class do you have next?
Spike: Biology with Mr. Snyder.
Jake: Me too.
Hikaru: Not me.
Spike: Ahh!! Where'd you come from?
Hikaru: The room?
Jake: Yeah. I don't have you next hour. Wooo!!!! *runs off*
Hikaru: I have Algebra with Ms. Stoddaredered.
Natalie: That's Ms. Stoddard. I have her next also. So I'm stuck with you again.
Hikaru: Oh. Hey. Where'd Spike go?
Spike running away: Natalie evil. AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*Algebra*
Ms. Stoddard: Hello everyone. I'm Ms. Stoddard but you could call me Ms. S. or Stoddard or Martha or ...
Class: O_o
Ms. S: ok. I'll stop. Today I want you to fill out these sheets to let me know a little about yourself and after that I'll let you do whatever the heck you want.
Class: Yeah!!
Hikaru: Hmm. What are my hobbies?
Natalie: Crap. Not again.
*Meanwhile in Biology*
Jake: This guy looks mean.
Spike: I know why they call him Snyder now.
Jake: Why?
Spike: One. His nose. Two. He's attitude is probably a mix between a snake and a killer spider. So his name is Snyder.
Jake: Oh.
Mr. Snyder: I will be assigning you seats today although it's the first day. Whoever you sit next to will most likely be your partner.
Spike: I hope I don't get stuck next to that fat warty kid.
Jake: It's by last names!
Spike: Well how am I supposed to know? I don't even know my last name!
*After class*
Jake: You almost passed out when you thought you were going to sit next to that kid!
Spike: I know, but I didn't end up next to him now did I? *looks at Jake funny* ^.~
Jake: What the??!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs*
Spike: Heh. Idiot.
*Outside Art Room*
Hikaru: Pipotchi??! Where's Pipotchi??!! I lost Pipotchi!!!
Natalie: He's on your head.
Hikaru: Oh.
Spike: Aw man. You two also?
Natalie: Yes. I must torture you sometime during the day!!
Spike: O_o
Hikaru: Then that means Buzz is all alone in the next class. Pipotchi go stay with Buzz for now.
Pipotchi flies off
Spike: Take me with you!! Crap. He's gone.
Hikaru: O_o
To be continued...
Disclaimer: Ok. So not much humor. Or any at all. But this is what happens at school. Hate that word. Review. Don't worry I'll put Specter back in soon. You just have to be patient unlike me.
Mr. Lujan: This is so I get to know you better. Ok. So while you do this I will go around and check if you are all wearing your ID tags.
Spike: ID tags?
Jake: *shrugs* I don't know.
Mr. Lujan: Why don't you two have your ID tags on?
Spike: We haven't got ours yet.
Mr. Lujan: Make sure you pick them up tomorrow morning or during lunch today. People you have to wear ID tags!! It's a school district rule!! Starting next week you must wear them at all times!!
Jake: O_o
*Mr. Lujan makes his way over to the other side of the room*
Mr. Lujan: You're Natalie, right?
Natalie: Yes I am.
Mr. Lujan: As my student assistant I expect you to be a role model to these other people. That means you must do your work.
Natalie: OK!! ^-^
Class: O_____O
Mr. Lujan: O_O Get back to those sheets!
Class: *goes back to working on sheets*
Natalie: I mean yes.
Mr. Lujan: That also means that you'll have to follow the 'dress code' also.
Natalie: Of course.
Mr. Lujan: That means no more spaghetti straps from tomorrow on or I'll have to give you a referral and have you tanked.
Natalie: O_O NO! I'll be good! I promise! *grabs Mr. Lujan's foot* Don't tank me!!!! Please!!!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Class: O____________________O
Mr. Lujan: Umm... Its ok for today. I said tomorrow.
Class: O_______________________________O
Mr. Lujan: Get back to work.
Class: *Goes back to work*
Natalie: Ok.
Mr. Lujan: That means you could let go of my foot now.
Natalie: O_O Ohhh. Sorry.
Hikaru: Mr. L? I have a question.
Mr. Lujan: It's Mr. Lujan. Not Mr. L.
Hikaru: So Mr. L. What is getting tanked?
Mr. Lujan: It's when you're sent to a room to do nothing but work.
Hikaru: O_O DON'T TANK ME!!!!!! *grabs onto Mr. Lujan's foot*
Mr. Lujan: Sheesh. What is it with you people?
*Other side of the room*
Jake: Hey was that Natalie before?
Spike: I hope not.
*Back*
Mr. Lujan: Ok?
Hikaru: Ok.
Hikaru sits back down
Mr. Lujan: *sees Pipotchi* What a cute plushy.
Pipotchi: ^-^
Mr. Lujan: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! IT MOVED!!!
Class: O______________________________________O
Mr. Lujan: Back to your assignment!
Hikaru: Its not a plushy.
Mr. Lujan: Oh. Well, I'm not sure you're allowed to have your children at school.
Hikaru: Child?
Mr. Lujan: Well you do have some things in common.
Hikaru: It's a baby monkey!!
Class and Mr. Lujan: Ohh.
Hikaru: O_o
Mr. Lujan: Ok. On the back of the sheet at the bottom I want you to put the numbers one through seven. You will ask people that you don't know all different questions. You put down the answer they gave you and their name. Now go.
Class just sits there.
Mr. Lujan: NOW!!!!!!!!!
Class: O_O
Spike: Ok. Um... hi. I'm Spike. You are?
???: Buzz off!
Spike: This is going to be harder than I thought.
Jake: It's going to be hard because you had to think.
*Later*
Mr. Lujan: Ok. Its almost time to go. So what I want you to do is keep these till tomorrow.
Bell rings. All run out.
Spike: Phew.
Jake: So what class do you have next?
Spike: Biology with Mr. Snyder.
Jake: Me too.
Hikaru: Not me.
Spike: Ahh!! Where'd you come from?
Hikaru: The room?
Jake: Yeah. I don't have you next hour. Wooo!!!! *runs off*
Hikaru: I have Algebra with Ms. Stoddaredered.
Natalie: That's Ms. Stoddard. I have her next also. So I'm stuck with you again.
Hikaru: Oh. Hey. Where'd Spike go?
Spike running away: Natalie evil. AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*Algebra*
Ms. Stoddard: Hello everyone. I'm Ms. Stoddard but you could call me Ms. S. or Stoddard or Martha or ...
Class: O_o
Ms. S: ok. I'll stop. Today I want you to fill out these sheets to let me know a little about yourself and after that I'll let you do whatever the heck you want.
Class: Yeah!!
Hikaru: Hmm. What are my hobbies?
Natalie: Crap. Not again.
*Meanwhile in Biology*
Jake: This guy looks mean.
Spike: I know why they call him Snyder now.
Jake: Why?
Spike: One. His nose. Two. He's attitude is probably a mix between a snake and a killer spider. So his name is Snyder.
Jake: Oh.
Mr. Snyder: I will be assigning you seats today although it's the first day. Whoever you sit next to will most likely be your partner.
Spike: I hope I don't get stuck next to that fat warty kid.
Jake: It's by last names!
Spike: Well how am I supposed to know? I don't even know my last name!
*After class*
Jake: You almost passed out when you thought you were going to sit next to that kid!
Spike: I know, but I didn't end up next to him now did I? *looks at Jake funny* ^.~
Jake: What the??!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs*
Spike: Heh. Idiot.
*Outside Art Room*
Hikaru: Pipotchi??! Where's Pipotchi??!! I lost Pipotchi!!!
Natalie: He's on your head.
Hikaru: Oh.
Spike: Aw man. You two also?
Natalie: Yes. I must torture you sometime during the day!!
Spike: O_o
Hikaru: Then that means Buzz is all alone in the next class. Pipotchi go stay with Buzz for now.
Pipotchi flies off
Spike: Take me with you!! Crap. He's gone.
Hikaru: O_o
To be continued...
Disclaimer: Ok. So not much humor. Or any at all. But this is what happens at school. Hate that word. Review. Don't worry I'll put Specter back in soon. You just have to be patient unlike me.