Ladies Storm
Chapter Three: Talent Show of Horrors
A/N: I'm sorry if people think Cam or Ana's a Mary Sue, but, it will soon become obvious they're not. I hope. Did you know the rule of thumb is to times reviews by three to see how many people read a story? So about three people read my story as of now. And, I told everyone before, THE SCHOOL WENT COED! That means boys AND girls go there! OKAY!!!!!!! There will be a Mary Sue though, two actually.
Disclaimer: Eion Colfer owns all recognizable people. Live is by Celine Dion.
Cam raced down the steps to math.
"Oh, great, I'm gonna be late AGAIN! I can't believe I fell down the steps AGAIN," she muttered darkly, cursing out everything from Time to steps to math to the math teacher to herself. She slid in as fast as she could, wincing as bruises rubbed painfully, just after the bell.
"Fell again?" Ana asked.
"No, the stair fell."
"Really?"
"No, I fell."
"Then why did you say the stairs fell?"
"Sarcasm, maybe?"
"Oh."
Cam shook her head slowly. "Ana, you're my best friend, but your kind of a ditz."
The teacher walked in and started the lesson, ending the conversation.
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It was after classes, and the two girls were with their friends in their dorm room.
"Guys, remember the all school talent show, you know, the one to celebrate coedification, we have to plan our act." Linda, the smallest girl said. She was slightly plump with brown eyes and hair.
"Isn't it by dorms?" Sue, another girl who was not their friend, said.
"Yes, I do believe that you are correct, and coedification is not a word," Mary, Sue's best friend said. (A/N: Get it yet?) They both had curly blonde hair, big blue eyes and were ridiculously skinny. They went through two boyfriends a week. EACH.
"No, you just have to be in the same dorm, and no, you can't join us," Madison, the boldest of the group, corrected. She dyed her short hair monthly, and now it was bright green. She was talking about turning it purple.
"No fair!" They chorused.
Madison was about to make the twosome breathe carpet soon, or say several unpleasant things until Mrs. Windsor, the science teacher in charge, came. Autumn, the last girl, spoke.
"I heard Artemis Fowl broke up with his girlfriend."
The two girls dashed down the steep curving stairs Cam hated.
"I didn't know he had a girlfriend." Ana was confused.
"He didn't." Linda explained.
"But that's lying."
"I know that, and you know that, but they don't know that." Autumn rolled her light honey colored eyes (a/n: it is a light brown). Her mahogany brown hair was up to her shoulder blades
"You're almost as ditzy as those two." Cam stage muttered.
"Hey!" Ana exclaimed.
"What?" Cam asked.
"You called me a ditz in math class this morning!"
"You just realized that?" Madison was incredulous.
"Yup!"
"ANA!" The other girls groaned.
Linda snuck up to Madison's cd player, and turned up the volume as loud as she could, and pressed play. Celine Dion's Live blared.
A million stars light
This beautiful night,
This is not a night to die,
Let me sing and dance,
Beneath the sky.
I have so much to give-
Madison pulled the plug. "Linda, NEVER do that again!"
"Okay!" Linda said. "Now can we pick a song?"
"We're singing?" Cam asked "When did we decide that?"
"At three AM," Autumn reminded her.
"Oh."
"Hey Baby!" Linda yelled. The others backed off slowly.
"Let's sing Hey Baby," Linda said, voice softer.
"Detective!"
"A New Day!"
"Family Portrait!"
"Don't Let Me Down!"
"Live!"
"You Oughta Know!"
"No way Madison!"
"That's a song?"
"ANA!"
"Do we know half these songs?" Autumn asked.
"Let's right down the songs we want and put them in a hat then pull them out," Madison said.
"Okay," Linda said.
"Hurry up!" Autumn had seen two curly blonde heads outside of the windows.
They very nearly ended up singing Lady Marmalade, but Ana pointed out that it was not allowed. They decided on "Soar" by Christina Aguilera.
"Let's practice." Linda locked the door.
A/N: I messed up spelling, but oh well. Songs belonged to Pink, No Doubt , Celine Dion, Alanis Morrsette, and. that's it, I think. Did you get the Mary Sues? Here are the Soar lyrics.
When they push,
When they pull,
Tell me can you hold on.
When they say you should change,
Can you lift you're head high and stay strong?
Will you give up give in when you're heart's cryin out that it's wrong
Will you love you for you at the end of it all?
Now in life there's gonna be times when you're felling low,
And in you're mind, insecurities seem to take control.
We start to look outside ourselves for acceptance and approval,
We keep forgetting that the one thing we should no is
Don't be scared to fly alone,
Find a path that is your own.
Love will open every door,
It's in your hands the world is yours.
Don't hold back and always no that all the answers will unfold
What are you waiting for,
Spread your wings and soar.
The boy who wonders is he good enough for them
Keeps trying to please them all
But he just never seems to fit in Then there's the girl who thinks she'll never ever be good enough for him
Keeps trying to change, but that's a game she'll never win
in life there's gonna be times when you're felling low,
And in you're mind, insecurities seem to take control.
We start to look outside ourselves for acceptance and approval,
We keep forgetting that the one thing we should no is
Don't be scared to fly alone,
Find a path that is your own.
Love will open every door,
It's in your hands the world is yours.
Don't hold back and always no that all the answers will unfold
What are you waiting for,
Spread your wings and soar.
In the mirror is where she comes face to face with her fears
Her own reflection now foreign to her after all these years
All of her life she has tried to be someone besides herself,
Now she's someone else with regrets
What is it in us
That makes us feel the need,
To keep pretending
Gotta let ourselves be!
Don't be scared to fly alone,
Find a path that is your own.
Love will open every door,
It's in your hands the world is yours.
Don't hold back and always no that all the answers will unfold
What are you waiting for,
Spread your wings and soar.
Spread your wings and soar. That's it. Sorta. Little longer, but way too hard to type up.
Chapter Three: Talent Show of Horrors
A/N: I'm sorry if people think Cam or Ana's a Mary Sue, but, it will soon become obvious they're not. I hope. Did you know the rule of thumb is to times reviews by three to see how many people read a story? So about three people read my story as of now. And, I told everyone before, THE SCHOOL WENT COED! That means boys AND girls go there! OKAY!!!!!!! There will be a Mary Sue though, two actually.
Disclaimer: Eion Colfer owns all recognizable people. Live is by Celine Dion.
Cam raced down the steps to math.
"Oh, great, I'm gonna be late AGAIN! I can't believe I fell down the steps AGAIN," she muttered darkly, cursing out everything from Time to steps to math to the math teacher to herself. She slid in as fast as she could, wincing as bruises rubbed painfully, just after the bell.
"Fell again?" Ana asked.
"No, the stair fell."
"Really?"
"No, I fell."
"Then why did you say the stairs fell?"
"Sarcasm, maybe?"
"Oh."
Cam shook her head slowly. "Ana, you're my best friend, but your kind of a ditz."
The teacher walked in and started the lesson, ending the conversation.
******************************** ******************************
************************************
It was after classes, and the two girls were with their friends in their dorm room.
"Guys, remember the all school talent show, you know, the one to celebrate coedification, we have to plan our act." Linda, the smallest girl said. She was slightly plump with brown eyes and hair.
"Isn't it by dorms?" Sue, another girl who was not their friend, said.
"Yes, I do believe that you are correct, and coedification is not a word," Mary, Sue's best friend said. (A/N: Get it yet?) They both had curly blonde hair, big blue eyes and were ridiculously skinny. They went through two boyfriends a week. EACH.
"No, you just have to be in the same dorm, and no, you can't join us," Madison, the boldest of the group, corrected. She dyed her short hair monthly, and now it was bright green. She was talking about turning it purple.
"No fair!" They chorused.
Madison was about to make the twosome breathe carpet soon, or say several unpleasant things until Mrs. Windsor, the science teacher in charge, came. Autumn, the last girl, spoke.
"I heard Artemis Fowl broke up with his girlfriend."
The two girls dashed down the steep curving stairs Cam hated.
"I didn't know he had a girlfriend." Ana was confused.
"He didn't." Linda explained.
"But that's lying."
"I know that, and you know that, but they don't know that." Autumn rolled her light honey colored eyes (a/n: it is a light brown). Her mahogany brown hair was up to her shoulder blades
"You're almost as ditzy as those two." Cam stage muttered.
"Hey!" Ana exclaimed.
"What?" Cam asked.
"You called me a ditz in math class this morning!"
"You just realized that?" Madison was incredulous.
"Yup!"
"ANA!" The other girls groaned.
Linda snuck up to Madison's cd player, and turned up the volume as loud as she could, and pressed play. Celine Dion's Live blared.
A million stars light
This beautiful night,
This is not a night to die,
Let me sing and dance,
Beneath the sky.
I have so much to give-
Madison pulled the plug. "Linda, NEVER do that again!"
"Okay!" Linda said. "Now can we pick a song?"
"We're singing?" Cam asked "When did we decide that?"
"At three AM," Autumn reminded her.
"Oh."
"Hey Baby!" Linda yelled. The others backed off slowly.
"Let's sing Hey Baby," Linda said, voice softer.
"Detective!"
"A New Day!"
"Family Portrait!"
"Don't Let Me Down!"
"Live!"
"You Oughta Know!"
"No way Madison!"
"That's a song?"
"ANA!"
"Do we know half these songs?" Autumn asked.
"Let's right down the songs we want and put them in a hat then pull them out," Madison said.
"Okay," Linda said.
"Hurry up!" Autumn had seen two curly blonde heads outside of the windows.
They very nearly ended up singing Lady Marmalade, but Ana pointed out that it was not allowed. They decided on "Soar" by Christina Aguilera.
"Let's practice." Linda locked the door.
A/N: I messed up spelling, but oh well. Songs belonged to Pink, No Doubt , Celine Dion, Alanis Morrsette, and. that's it, I think. Did you get the Mary Sues? Here are the Soar lyrics.
When they push,
When they pull,
Tell me can you hold on.
When they say you should change,
Can you lift you're head high and stay strong?
Will you give up give in when you're heart's cryin out that it's wrong
Will you love you for you at the end of it all?
Now in life there's gonna be times when you're felling low,
And in you're mind, insecurities seem to take control.
We start to look outside ourselves for acceptance and approval,
We keep forgetting that the one thing we should no is
Don't be scared to fly alone,
Find a path that is your own.
Love will open every door,
It's in your hands the world is yours.
Don't hold back and always no that all the answers will unfold
What are you waiting for,
Spread your wings and soar.
The boy who wonders is he good enough for them
Keeps trying to please them all
But he just never seems to fit in Then there's the girl who thinks she'll never ever be good enough for him
Keeps trying to change, but that's a game she'll never win
in life there's gonna be times when you're felling low,
And in you're mind, insecurities seem to take control.
We start to look outside ourselves for acceptance and approval,
We keep forgetting that the one thing we should no is
Don't be scared to fly alone,
Find a path that is your own.
Love will open every door,
It's in your hands the world is yours.
Don't hold back and always no that all the answers will unfold
What are you waiting for,
Spread your wings and soar.
In the mirror is where she comes face to face with her fears
Her own reflection now foreign to her after all these years
All of her life she has tried to be someone besides herself,
Now she's someone else with regrets
What is it in us
That makes us feel the need,
To keep pretending
Gotta let ourselves be!
Don't be scared to fly alone,
Find a path that is your own.
Love will open every door,
It's in your hands the world is yours.
Don't hold back and always no that all the answers will unfold
What are you waiting for,
Spread your wings and soar.
Spread your wings and soar. That's it. Sorta. Little longer, but way too hard to type up.