TRUTH OR DARE?
Hi, I'm Rachel, here with the IY crew. We are going to play truth or Dare today. This should be interesting:
Rachel: I'm so happy your back to read another one of my fics!
Sesshomaru: They only come back for me!
Inuyasha: Don't I get any love? I mean the fricken' show is named after me!
Rachel: From now on, I will be known as Pocky in all my fics (.
Sesshomaru: Please don't call me—
Pocky: Come on Fluffy!
Sesshomaru: —that.
Pocky: Let's start the show!!
Pocky: Okay everyone, let's play truth or dare!
All scramble out of room
Pocky: Ah ah ah! I locked all of the doors so you can't leave!
All but Pocky: --;
Pocky: gather 'round before I hurt you.
All: gulp OKAY!!
Pocky: Okies! Ayame, you go first!
Ayame: Truth or dare— Koga! Koga: Um—
Ayame: Okay! Dare. I dare you to kiss me!
Koga: Yeah right, like I'd ever—
Ayame: Come here...
Koga: mad dash for the door
Ayame: ahem All of the doors are locked.
Koga: Oh shit.
Ayame: Pucker up romeo.
(Meanwhile, all of the guests are laughing hysterically)
Koga: after being kissed by Ayame My life is over. Hey at least now it's my turn. Truth or dare... Naraku.
Naraku: Truth.
Koga: Wimp... hell, um, tell us your deepest, darkest, secret.
Naraku: blush Um...
Kagome: TELL US!!
Pocky: in evil voice TELL US NOW!!
Naraku: I...I've loved Sesshomaru since the day I saw him.
Sesshomaru: anime faint
Naraku: Oh gawd— rips off baboon costume to reveal kimono
Kagura and Kanna: faint
Naraku: Come over here Sesshomaru! Gimmie some suga!!
Sesshomaru: OH MY GAWD HELP ME!!
(Sesshy runs desperatly away from Naraku)
Pocky: SIT DOWN NARAKU!! Naraku: obediently obeys
Sango: I think we learned a little more than we needed to.
Naraku: is applying lipstick Okay... truth or dare, Kagome?
Kagome: Dare!
Naraku: beckons
(Kagome walks over to Naraku and he whispers something in her ear)
Kagome: blush I-I'll be right b-back... goes in closet
Pocky: She skips her turn!! Miroku! It's ur turn!!
Miroku: I'm flattered. -- Sango truth or dare?
Sango: Well... um...
Inuyasha: Pick dare, wench!
Sango: hits Inuyasha over the head with her giant boomarang Humph! I pick dare.
Miroku:
Sango: Oh no I shouldn't of picked—
Miroku: I dare you to LET ME TOUCH YOUR BUTT!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Naraku: You can touch my butt!
(All stare blankly at Naraku)
All but Naraku: blink blink
Naraku: blink blink blink
Kagome: busts out of closet O-Okay. I did the dare.
(Kagome comes out to reveal that she has a bikini on and playboy bunny ears) Miroku: drool
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru: GET SOME CLOTHES ON WOMEN!!
Jaken: Wow.
Kagura: She has a better body than I!!
Koga: Thank the lord.
Ayame: HEY!! I look better than that— that... humph! I'll show you who's a "thank the lord" type! stomps off into closet
Pocky: Like I said earlier, this should be interesting.
(Miroku is already touching her butt)
Sango: Okay— trying to remain calm Pocky, truth or dare?
Pocky: YAY!! Dare!!
Sango: Hmm... who is your favorite character?
Pocky: That's really hard, it's between Inuyasha—
Inuyasha: Finally!
Pocky: —before I was so rudely interupted— Sesshomaru, and Koga.
Sango: I dae you to... to one, touch Inuyasha's ears...
Inuyasha: groan
Sango: ...two, sit on Sesshomaru's lap until the game is over...
Sesshomaru: Oh lord.
Sango: ...and three, kiss Koga.
(Chelsea busts in)
Chelsea: DON'T YOU TOUCH MY KOGA!!!
Koga: What is this? Pocky: Lemmie finish my stupid dare! runs over to Inuyasha touchy ears touchy ears Whee!! This is fun!!
Inuyasha: Grrr...
Pocky: runs over to Koga Pucker up, wolf-boy!
Chelsea: I'll be glad to do it for you! Go moggle Fluffy.
Pocky: OK!! hops over to Fluffy sits on lap
Sesshomaru: I hate Sango.
Pocky: It's not that bad.
Chelsea: Can we have a commercial break?
Pocky: OK! C ya soon!
Commercial:
Naraku: Have you always smelled dull and dour?
Pocky: Do ya want something that smells sweet, not sour?
Naraku: Then call 1-800-PER-FUME for details.
Pocky: I can't believe I'm on a commercial with a gay guy. shakes head
Naraku: Why yes, I am happy!
Pocky: Never mind... the perfume is only $9.99! Yes, I said $9.99! Call soon to get our best deal of the season!!
Truth or Dare
Pocky: Okay! It's my turn!! Truth or Dare, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Dare.
Pocky: I dare you to admit your feelings for Kagome, then kiss her!
Inuyasha: ...... Kikyo: Inuyasha!! Don't do it!!
Pocky: Shutup Kikyo! No one likes you!!
Kikyo: cry
(Inuyasha stands up and says "Kagome, I love you," and then kisses her)
All: O.o um... YAY!!
Kagura: Get a room, you two.
Kanna: I mean, look at you: (shows mirror)
Inu and Kag: blush
Inuyasha: Well, anyway, its—
Ayame: busts out of closet Well?!
All: --
(Ayame wears hawiann outfit with coconuts and a grass skirt)
Sesshomaru: This is getting out of hand.
Pocky: Okay, let's play a new game!!
Game Show!!
Pocky: Welcome to the gameshow, Llik Nekaj!!
Sesshomaru: You're reading it upside down.
Pocky: Oh!! Welcome to the gameshow, Kill Jaken!!
Audience cheers
Sesshomaru: I'm your host...
Pocky: And I'm his hyper co-host...
Sesshomaru and Pocky: And this is the best gameshow on Earth!! Pocky: The object of this game is to earn the most points for killing Jaken in the most creative ways!
Sesshomaru: You spin the wheel, and land on a certain number of points. Today, the jackpot is 1000 points!!
Pocky: Let's meet our contestants: first, with her long raven hair and brown eyes, he have Rin!! (fooled ya)
Rin: I can finally kill Jaken!!
Sesshomaru: Our second guest, with her strange attachment to Koga, Ayame!!
Ayame: And I'm proud of it!
Pocky: And our third guest is Naraku!!
Naraku: in girly voice Like, oh my gawd, I'm like actually on a like gameshow!!
All but Naraku: OO
Pocky: Yeah... anyway, we'll be right back after this commercial break!
The Scene: A couple is dancing, a man is sitting drunk at a bar, a woman is singing at the karaoke place, a man is stripping, a roller blading girl is a waitress, and two young children are jumproping.
In comes a cool dude, he pulls out a Dentyne Ice Gum, and sticks it in his mouth.
A girl sitting in a booth walks up and kisses him.
Dentyne Ice Ice.
Sesshomaru: We're back! And we're ready to start our first game! Spin the wheel Rin!!
Rin: Here I go! spins wheel Come on, gimmie 1000!!
Lands on 300
Rin: Okay... (Jaken is brung out)
Rin: I have the perfect death...
Pocky: Hold on Rin! I have to tell the people who've never watched the show before that we bring Jaken back to life every time he dies... how fun.
Rin: Okay. I want him to have a Sesshomaru mas kon, and be pummeled to death by all of the Fluffy fans!
Sesshomaru: Any last words, Jaken?
Jaken: YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!! YOU CAN'T GO AROUND KILLING PEOPLE!! I MEAN—
Pocky: Enough said. Bring out the mask and the fans!!
(Screaming fans come out and see the mask)
Jaken: AHHHH!!!
(The girls kill Jaken, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
Sesshomaru: And that's 300 points to Rin! Spin the wheel Ayame!!
Ayame: Gladly. I've always wanted to kill it. I mean, he looks like a frog but he's really too ugly to be one. spins wheel Come on, 1000, 1000!!
Lands on 800
Ayame: I want him to die like this: first, he is bound by all hands and feet...
(Jaken is being revived)
Ayame: And then horses are at the end of the rope. The run and yank him apart.
Pocky: Well that's pleasant—
Ayame: I AIN'T DONE YET!! Then, they take each of his body and dip them in acid. After that, his bones are taken from the acid, and crushed by a monster truck.
Sesshomaru: Are you done yet? Ayame: nod nod
Pocky: Okay... bring out the horses, tub of acid, and monster truck!!
Sesshomaru: Help me audience...
Audience: Any last words, Jaken?
Jaken: Sesshomaru is a bastard.
Sesshomaru: walks over and kills
(Jaken is brought back to life Sesshomaru kills him again)
Sesshomaru: Hey, this is pretty fun.
Ayame: HEY!! What about my death?!
Sesshomaru: Oh, right, sorry about that.
(Jaken is pulled apart, put in acid, and crushed by a monster truck)
Pocky: 800 points to Ayame!!
Sesshomaru: Now it's Naraku's turn to spin the wheel!!
Naraku: That's so totally awesome!! spins wheel
Lands on 1000
Naraku: Like, yay!! Like, I want Jaken to like die like this—
Pocky: I never thought I would hear "like" 3 times in a sentence.
Naraku: Okay, he like marries Kikyo, and then Kikyo one night decides to like kill him in his sleep. But first she hacks off his—
Sesshomaru: Well that's all we have time for today folks, join us next time for:
Pocky and Sesshomaru: KILL JAKEN!!
Naraku: ...head.
Pocky: Well, that was fun!
Kagome: Inuyasha kissed me.
Pocky: Yeah I know. Well, anyway, that was so fun, we should do it again next time!!
Kagome: Inuyasha kissed me.
Pocky: I think you've made that point across.
Kagome: Inuyasha kissed me.
Pocky: takes huge dough roller and whacks Kagome's head off with it
Kagome: XP
Pocky: Ah, silence.
Shippou: How come I wasn't in this?!
Pocky: Cause your too cute to be in a funny fanfic like this.
Shippou: Uh thanks but I already have a girlfriend. Her name is Kara.
Pocky: Okies but I wasn't offering.
Shippou bounces off
Pocky: Oh and one more thing— did ja notice the commercial in the middle of the gameshow... sound familiar??? Well, audios, abiento, ciao, chalome, alf wiedersahen, and goodbye!!
Hi, I'm Rachel, here with the IY crew. We are going to play truth or Dare today. This should be interesting:
Rachel: I'm so happy your back to read another one of my fics!
Sesshomaru: They only come back for me!
Inuyasha: Don't I get any love? I mean the fricken' show is named after me!
Rachel: From now on, I will be known as Pocky in all my fics (.
Sesshomaru: Please don't call me—
Pocky: Come on Fluffy!
Sesshomaru: —that.
Pocky: Let's start the show!!
Pocky: Okay everyone, let's play truth or dare!
All scramble out of room
Pocky: Ah ah ah! I locked all of the doors so you can't leave!
All but Pocky: --;
Pocky: gather 'round before I hurt you.
All: gulp OKAY!!
Pocky: Okies! Ayame, you go first!
Ayame: Truth or dare— Koga! Koga: Um—
Ayame: Okay! Dare. I dare you to kiss me!
Koga: Yeah right, like I'd ever—
Ayame: Come here...
Koga: mad dash for the door
Ayame: ahem All of the doors are locked.
Koga: Oh shit.
Ayame: Pucker up romeo.
(Meanwhile, all of the guests are laughing hysterically)
Koga: after being kissed by Ayame My life is over. Hey at least now it's my turn. Truth or dare... Naraku.
Naraku: Truth.
Koga: Wimp... hell, um, tell us your deepest, darkest, secret.
Naraku: blush Um...
Kagome: TELL US!!
Pocky: in evil voice TELL US NOW!!
Naraku: I...I've loved Sesshomaru since the day I saw him.
Sesshomaru: anime faint
Naraku: Oh gawd— rips off baboon costume to reveal kimono
Kagura and Kanna: faint
Naraku: Come over here Sesshomaru! Gimmie some suga!!
Sesshomaru: OH MY GAWD HELP ME!!
(Sesshy runs desperatly away from Naraku)
Pocky: SIT DOWN NARAKU!! Naraku: obediently obeys
Sango: I think we learned a little more than we needed to.
Naraku: is applying lipstick Okay... truth or dare, Kagome?
Kagome: Dare!
Naraku: beckons
(Kagome walks over to Naraku and he whispers something in her ear)
Kagome: blush I-I'll be right b-back... goes in closet
Pocky: She skips her turn!! Miroku! It's ur turn!!
Miroku: I'm flattered. -- Sango truth or dare?
Sango: Well... um...
Inuyasha: Pick dare, wench!
Sango: hits Inuyasha over the head with her giant boomarang Humph! I pick dare.
Miroku:
Sango: Oh no I shouldn't of picked—
Miroku: I dare you to LET ME TOUCH YOUR BUTT!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Naraku: You can touch my butt!
(All stare blankly at Naraku)
All but Naraku: blink blink
Naraku: blink blink blink
Kagome: busts out of closet O-Okay. I did the dare.
(Kagome comes out to reveal that she has a bikini on and playboy bunny ears) Miroku: drool
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru: GET SOME CLOTHES ON WOMEN!!
Jaken: Wow.
Kagura: She has a better body than I!!
Koga: Thank the lord.
Ayame: HEY!! I look better than that— that... humph! I'll show you who's a "thank the lord" type! stomps off into closet
Pocky: Like I said earlier, this should be interesting.
(Miroku is already touching her butt)
Sango: Okay— trying to remain calm Pocky, truth or dare?
Pocky: YAY!! Dare!!
Sango: Hmm... who is your favorite character?
Pocky: That's really hard, it's between Inuyasha—
Inuyasha: Finally!
Pocky: —before I was so rudely interupted— Sesshomaru, and Koga.
Sango: I dae you to... to one, touch Inuyasha's ears...
Inuyasha: groan
Sango: ...two, sit on Sesshomaru's lap until the game is over...
Sesshomaru: Oh lord.
Sango: ...and three, kiss Koga.
(Chelsea busts in)
Chelsea: DON'T YOU TOUCH MY KOGA!!!
Koga: What is this? Pocky: Lemmie finish my stupid dare! runs over to Inuyasha touchy ears touchy ears Whee!! This is fun!!
Inuyasha: Grrr...
Pocky: runs over to Koga Pucker up, wolf-boy!
Chelsea: I'll be glad to do it for you! Go moggle Fluffy.
Pocky: OK!! hops over to Fluffy sits on lap
Sesshomaru: I hate Sango.
Pocky: It's not that bad.
Chelsea: Can we have a commercial break?
Pocky: OK! C ya soon!
Commercial:
Naraku: Have you always smelled dull and dour?
Pocky: Do ya want something that smells sweet, not sour?
Naraku: Then call 1-800-PER-FUME for details.
Pocky: I can't believe I'm on a commercial with a gay guy. shakes head
Naraku: Why yes, I am happy!
Pocky: Never mind... the perfume is only $9.99! Yes, I said $9.99! Call soon to get our best deal of the season!!
Truth or Dare
Pocky: Okay! It's my turn!! Truth or Dare, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Dare.
Pocky: I dare you to admit your feelings for Kagome, then kiss her!
Inuyasha: ...... Kikyo: Inuyasha!! Don't do it!!
Pocky: Shutup Kikyo! No one likes you!!
Kikyo: cry
(Inuyasha stands up and says "Kagome, I love you," and then kisses her)
All: O.o um... YAY!!
Kagura: Get a room, you two.
Kanna: I mean, look at you: (shows mirror)
Inu and Kag: blush
Inuyasha: Well, anyway, its—
Ayame: busts out of closet Well?!
All: --
(Ayame wears hawiann outfit with coconuts and a grass skirt)
Sesshomaru: This is getting out of hand.
Pocky: Okay, let's play a new game!!
Game Show!!
Pocky: Welcome to the gameshow, Llik Nekaj!!
Sesshomaru: You're reading it upside down.
Pocky: Oh!! Welcome to the gameshow, Kill Jaken!!
Audience cheers
Sesshomaru: I'm your host...
Pocky: And I'm his hyper co-host...
Sesshomaru and Pocky: And this is the best gameshow on Earth!! Pocky: The object of this game is to earn the most points for killing Jaken in the most creative ways!
Sesshomaru: You spin the wheel, and land on a certain number of points. Today, the jackpot is 1000 points!!
Pocky: Let's meet our contestants: first, with her long raven hair and brown eyes, he have Rin!! (fooled ya)
Rin: I can finally kill Jaken!!
Sesshomaru: Our second guest, with her strange attachment to Koga, Ayame!!
Ayame: And I'm proud of it!
Pocky: And our third guest is Naraku!!
Naraku: in girly voice Like, oh my gawd, I'm like actually on a like gameshow!!
All but Naraku: OO
Pocky: Yeah... anyway, we'll be right back after this commercial break!
The Scene: A couple is dancing, a man is sitting drunk at a bar, a woman is singing at the karaoke place, a man is stripping, a roller blading girl is a waitress, and two young children are jumproping.
In comes a cool dude, he pulls out a Dentyne Ice Gum, and sticks it in his mouth.
A girl sitting in a booth walks up and kisses him.
Dentyne Ice Ice.
Sesshomaru: We're back! And we're ready to start our first game! Spin the wheel Rin!!
Rin: Here I go! spins wheel Come on, gimmie 1000!!
Lands on 300
Rin: Okay... (Jaken is brung out)
Rin: I have the perfect death...
Pocky: Hold on Rin! I have to tell the people who've never watched the show before that we bring Jaken back to life every time he dies... how fun.
Rin: Okay. I want him to have a Sesshomaru mas kon, and be pummeled to death by all of the Fluffy fans!
Sesshomaru: Any last words, Jaken?
Jaken: YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!! YOU CAN'T GO AROUND KILLING PEOPLE!! I MEAN—
Pocky: Enough said. Bring out the mask and the fans!!
(Screaming fans come out and see the mask)
Jaken: AHHHH!!!
(The girls kill Jaken, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
Sesshomaru: And that's 300 points to Rin! Spin the wheel Ayame!!
Ayame: Gladly. I've always wanted to kill it. I mean, he looks like a frog but he's really too ugly to be one. spins wheel Come on, 1000, 1000!!
Lands on 800
Ayame: I want him to die like this: first, he is bound by all hands and feet...
(Jaken is being revived)
Ayame: And then horses are at the end of the rope. The run and yank him apart.
Pocky: Well that's pleasant—
Ayame: I AIN'T DONE YET!! Then, they take each of his body and dip them in acid. After that, his bones are taken from the acid, and crushed by a monster truck.
Sesshomaru: Are you done yet? Ayame: nod nod
Pocky: Okay... bring out the horses, tub of acid, and monster truck!!
Sesshomaru: Help me audience...
Audience: Any last words, Jaken?
Jaken: Sesshomaru is a bastard.
Sesshomaru: walks over and kills
(Jaken is brought back to life Sesshomaru kills him again)
Sesshomaru: Hey, this is pretty fun.
Ayame: HEY!! What about my death?!
Sesshomaru: Oh, right, sorry about that.
(Jaken is pulled apart, put in acid, and crushed by a monster truck)
Pocky: 800 points to Ayame!!
Sesshomaru: Now it's Naraku's turn to spin the wheel!!
Naraku: That's so totally awesome!! spins wheel
Lands on 1000
Naraku: Like, yay!! Like, I want Jaken to like die like this—
Pocky: I never thought I would hear "like" 3 times in a sentence.
Naraku: Okay, he like marries Kikyo, and then Kikyo one night decides to like kill him in his sleep. But first she hacks off his—
Sesshomaru: Well that's all we have time for today folks, join us next time for:
Pocky and Sesshomaru: KILL JAKEN!!
Naraku: ...head.
Pocky: Well, that was fun!
Kagome: Inuyasha kissed me.
Pocky: Yeah I know. Well, anyway, that was so fun, we should do it again next time!!
Kagome: Inuyasha kissed me.
Pocky: I think you've made that point across.
Kagome: Inuyasha kissed me.
Pocky: takes huge dough roller and whacks Kagome's head off with it
Kagome: XP
Pocky: Ah, silence.
Shippou: How come I wasn't in this?!
Pocky: Cause your too cute to be in a funny fanfic like this.
Shippou: Uh thanks but I already have a girlfriend. Her name is Kara.
Pocky: Okies but I wasn't offering.
Shippou bounces off
Pocky: Oh and one more thing— did ja notice the commercial in the middle of the gameshow... sound familiar??? Well, audios, abiento, ciao, chalome, alf wiedersahen, and goodbye!!