Chapter Five
Isn't it Funny?
A/N: Sorry 'bout the delay, here are my excuses:
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Flamers
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Cam came to first. She was in a room that looked faintly like a hospital, only green. Green sheets, green carpeting, etc. She snorted when Ana swore and shot up.
"Camryn Elizabeth Cardia! Don't snort at me!" Ana advanced menacingly with a, you guessed it, green pillow. Cam gulped, realizing Ana was a LOT taller than her. She grabbed a pillow and braced herself. She swung low and swept the pillow at Ana's knees, making the dark-haired girl fly onto her back.
"I'm the queen of pillow fights! Go me!" Cam crowed, pumping her arms up and down. She spun and stopped laughing as she looked at the woman who had just come in the door.
She was odd. It wasn't her auburn crew cut, or her outfit that made her odd. She was three feet tall.
"A midget? Do you know a midget? I don't know a midget!" Ana asked dazedly. Cam rolled her eyes.
"Ignore Ana here, she's, well, I frankly don't know what's wrong with Ana, she's just strange like that sometimes," Cam interrupted.
"Alright, just come with me," the woman said. Cam realized that she was fully dressed. So she probably wasn't in a hospital then. She dragged Ana along with her as she followed the odd woman.
"Um... where are we?" Cam asked.
"You'll see."
"Not to be rude, but what is your name?" Ana asked.
"Oh, sorry, I'm Captain Holly Short."
"Where's Autumn?"
"Your friend was returned to your school."
They got to a silvery metal wall, with a door in the middle. Holly knocked on the door. Ana and Cam stifled gasps. Ana recognized the person on the huge computer screen as a centaur.
"Holly, how much did you tell them?"
"Her name," Ana said quickly.
"Holly, you got those two out just in time," the centaur said quietly.
"What happened?" Cam noticed Holly's face looked nervous.
"Look." He pressed a button. The screen showed the main hall of the school. It was in shambles. Bodies were strewn everywhere. Cam stifled a sob when she saw Madison's body by the door. Mary and Sue were there too, with table legs in their hands. Ana saw something. Linda was alive.
"Isn't it funny? Isn't it so (Deleted) funny?" Cam laughed hysterically. Holly edged away.
"What's funny?" The centaur asked.
Cam pointed. It was a boy of about thirteen, with a graze in his scalp. "He said that he could beat death, and he did! He did!" Holly looked closely and gasped sharply.
The boy, who was struggling to sit up, was Artimis Fowl.
"Foaly, what did this?" Holly asked.
"I don't know. Something with knives, and a lot of them. And Neotrinos." Holly swore.
"How many dead?" Ana asked. Foaly replied:
"Twenty-two students, ten teachers, and the new headmistress," Foaly said. Cam swayed and fainted.
"Why did she do that?" Holly asked.
"The headmistress's name was Kathleen Cardia, mother of Camryn Cardia,"
Cam came to first. She was in a room that looked faintly like a hospital, only green. Green sheets, green carpeting, etc. She snorted when Ana swore and shot up.
"Camryn Elizabeth Cardia! Don't snort at me!" Ana advanced menacingly with a, you guessed it, green pillow. Cam gulped, realizing Ana was a LOT taller than her. She grabbed a pillow and braced herself. She swung low and swept the pillow at Ana's knees, making the dark-haired girl fly onto her back.
"I'm the queen of pillow fights! Go me!" Cam crowed, pumping her arms up and down. She spun and stopped laughing as she looked at the woman who had just come in the door.
She was odd. It wasn't her auburn crew cut, or her outfit that made her odd. She was three feet tall.
"A midget? Do you know a midget? I don't know a midget!" Ana asked dazedly. Cam rolled her eyes.
"Ignore Ana here, she's, well, I frankly don't know what's wrong with Ana, she's just strange like that sometimes," Cam interrupted.
"Alright, just come with me," the woman said. Cam realized that she was fully dressed. So she probably wasn't in a hospital then. She dragged Ana along with her as she followed the odd woman.
"Um... where are we?" Cam asked.
"You'll see."
"Not to be rude, but what is your name?" Ana asked.
"Oh, sorry, I'm Captain Holly Short."
"Where's Autumn?"
"Your friend was returned to your school."
They got to a silvery metal wall, with a door in the middle. Holly knocked on the door. Ana and Cam stifled gasps. Ana recognized the person on the huge computer screen as a centaur.
"Holly, how much did you tell them?"
"Her name," Ana said quickly.
"Holly, you got those two out just in time," the centaur said quietly.
"What happened?" Cam noticed Holly's face looked nervous.
"Look." He pressed a button. The screen showed the main hall of the school. It was in shambles. Bodies were strewn everywhere. Cam stifled a sob when she saw Madison's body by the door. Mary and Sue were there too, with table legs in their hands. Ana saw something. Linda was alive.
"Isn't it funny? Isn't it so (Deleted) funny?" Cam laughed hysterically. Holly edged away.
"What's funny?" The centaur asked.
Cam pointed. It was a boy of about thirteen, with a graze in his scalp. "He said that he could beat death, and he did! He did!" Holly looked closely and gasped sharply.
The boy, who was struggling to sit up, was Artimis Fowl.
"Foaly, what did this?" Holly asked.
"I don't know. Something with knives, and a lot of them. And Neotrinos." Holly swore.
"How many dead?" Ana asked. Foaly replied:
"Twenty-two students, ten teachers, and the new headmistress," Foaly said. Cam swayed and fainted.
"Why did she do that?" Holly asked.
"The headmistress's name was Kathleen Cardia, mother of Camryn Cardia,"