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I don't own Ace Ventura either.And by the way, Spikey the Neon BlowFish, Storm IS the size of a hobbit.
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The Brotherhood of the Ring
(Evan is sitting under a tree, reading a book.)
The Shire
60 years later
XAVIERS VOICE: (Singing) Down from the door where it began...
(Evan gets up.)
XAVIERS VOICE: (Still singing) ....And I must follow if I can...
(Evan runs of grinning.)
(Xavier is wheeling along a road in his wheelchair, which is pulled by a pony.)
XAVIER: The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began
Now far ahead the Road has gone...
(Pretty random shot of Evan running down a hillside.)
XAVIER: ...And I must follow if I can.
EVAN: (Standing on the side of the road) You're late!
XAVIER: A wizard is never late, Evan Daniels. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Evan and Xavier stare at each other until they start laughing.)
EVAN: It's wonderful to see you, Professor! (Jumps into Xaviers wheelchair and hugs him)
XAVIER: You didn't think I would miss your auntie Os birthday?
(They ride through the beautiful place more commonly known as the Shire.)
EVAN: What news of the outside? Tell me everything!
XAVIER: Everything? You're far too eager and curious for a hobbit. Most unnatural.
(They cross a bridge.)
XAVIER: Well, what can I say? Life in the wide world goes on much as it has this past Age. Full of its own comings and goings.
Scarcely aware of the existance of hobbits, for which I am VERY thankful.
(The Hobbiton Market. Need I say more?)
JUBILEE: It's Charles Xavier! (Waves)
(Evan and Xavier ride on)
XAVIER: Oh! The long expected party!
(Lots of hobbits trying to set up a tent. Bobby and Ray puts up a banner saying "Happy Birthday Ororo Munroe")
XAVIER: How is the old weather witch? I hear it's going to be a party of special magnificence.
EVAN: You know auntie O She's got the whole place in an uproar.
XAVIER: Well, that should please her.
EVAN: Half the Shire's been invited.
XAVIER: Gracious me.
EVAN: She's up to something.
XAVIER: Oh, re-hee-hee-heeally?
EVAN: All right then. Keep your secrets and imitate Ace Ventura. Before you came along, we ....err....um...
OFFSTAGE PYRO: (whispers) Mutants, mate, mutants.
EVAN: We mutants were very well thought of.
XAVIER: Indeed.
EVAN: Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected.
XAVIER: If you're referring to that incident with the dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was giving your aunt a little nudge out of the door.
EVAN: Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.
XAVIER: Really?
(They pass Duncan, who glares at them.)
DUNCAN: Why'd all the good parts go to muties?
(Little kid-hobbitified Amara runs past a chimney and down to the road.)
AMARA: Professor! Professor!
(She is joined by the other New Recruits (all shrunk-down).)
NEW RECRUITS: Fireworks, Professor, fireworks!
(Taryn walks up to Duncan and stares shocked at the New Recruits.)
(The wheelchair is almost around the bend, with all the New Recruits looking disappointed, when they suddenly get fireworks!)
NEW RECRUITS: (Jumping up and down) YAAAAAAY!
(Evan smiles. So does Xavier. Duncan laughs until Taryn starts glaring at him.)
EVAN: (Now standing in the wheelchair) Professor? I'm glad you're back.
XAVIER: So am I, dear boy.
(Evan jumps off and starts going whereever he is heading.)
XAVIER: So am I.
(BIG landscape shot from a river to Bag End.)