Chapter 2- What the Fuck?
(Hailey is at Peyton's house 2 hours after Brooke left with Jenny)
Peyton: come on Hailey let's have ex don't you want your first time to be with me? (Peyton starts pulling off Hailey's clothes)
Hailey: No Peyton please stop!
(She pulls off Hailey's underwear)
Peyton: What the hell?
Hailey: I told you not to
Peyton: How the fuck did that happen?
Hailey: Peyton it's time you know I was born half boy and half girl
Peyton: Why haven't you gotten a surgery to remove it?
Hailey: I don't know I kind of like my dick
Peyton: Okay now your scaring me
Hailey: I even have sperm cool huh?
Peyton: (lying) yeah real cool. Well you know I have a ton of homework to do you better get going
Hailey: Okay babe just remember don't tell anyone my secret
Peyton: (forces a smile) I won't
(Hailey leaves)
Back at Nathan's House
Dan: Wow that was good sex I made some good boys!
Lucas: Yeah that was good but I promised Hailey I'd help her with her project so I better get going ( he kisses both of them and leaves. On his way to Hailey's house suddenly someone grabs him into a dark alley and rips his clothes off) DEB? Why are you doing this to me?
Deb: I'm bored
Lucas: Your hurting me!
Deb: Fuck you I don't care
Lucas: I'm calling the cops (calls 911) HELP I'm being raped by my half brother's mother!
Cops: We are busy eating call back later
Lucas: ( crying) I WANT MY MOMMY!
Karen's Caf
Jake: I'm going to call Peyton to see how Jenny is doing ( RING, RING)
Peyton: Hello
Jake: Hey it's Jake how is Jenny?
Peyton: Ummmm she's doing fine
(Jake hears sucking and screaming in the back round)
Jake: What the hell is going on over there?
Peyton: Me and the delivery guy are screwing each other. I mean me and Jenny are watching a movie
Jake: Aww how sweet. I'll pick her up in an hour bye. (hangs up)
Hailey: How are things over there?
Jake: Oh every things peachy keen