Chapter 3- What's Going On?
(Nikki want to spend time with Jenny o she calls Peyton to ask if she's babysitting her)
Nikki: Hey Peyton it's me Nikki look i was just wondering are you babysitting Jenny right now?
Peyton: Uh no Brooke is why?
Nikki: well i was just going to take her to the mall Jake said it is alright
Peyton: Oh okay
Nikki: Well I need Brooke's address
Peyton: sure it's 34th street Horny Lane
Nikki: Thanks bye!
(Nikki goes to Brooke's house and picks up Jenny and they go into her car)
Nikki: Hey sweetie want to go to the mall and ride on the merry- go- rounds?
Jenny: Gaga
(They get to the mall and Nikki starts humping the merry- go- round, Jenny does the same)
Nikki: Hell yeah Jenny your a natural
Jenny: Gaga
(Jake walks in)
Jake: What the hell are you teaching her?
Nikki: She's my daughter
Jake: Mine too!
Nikki: Look Jake she came out of my fucking pussy so her fucking pussy can hump whatever the hell it wants
(Jake picks up Jenny and starts walking toward the door)
Jake: She's coming with me- Jenny stop humping me please stop your just my baby girl
Jenny: Gaga
Nikki: You go girl
Jenny: Gaga
Lucas goes to Nathan's house to talk
Lucas: Nate we need to talk
Nathan: I know (starts laughing and stripping Lucas)
Lucas: NO! (pushes Nathan away) your mom raped me today we can't be together anymore
Nathan: WHAT? NOOOOOOO I love you Lucas and I'm not going to let my mom ruin our relationship (Nathan grabs a knife from his dresser)
Lucas: Nathan what are you doing?
(Nathan walks into the kitchen where Deb is)
Deb: Hey honey want dinner now?
(Nathan stabs her)
Deb: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT HURT! (she falls to the floor)
Nathan: Yeah bitch that's what you deserve
(Lucas comes into the kitchen)
Lucas: YAY! Now we can be together
Nathan: ( Get's on his knees and pulls out a ring) Will you marry me?
Lucas: Of course baby
(Hailey rings the doorbell and Dan opens the door she walks into the kitchen and sees Lucas and Nathan together)
Hailey: What's going on? Nathan I came here to confess my hidden love for you and now your going to marry Lucas?
Nathan: Sorry Hailey but I would never even consider dating you because your just a virgin who never wants to have sex
Hailey: Your so hurtful!
Lucas: So Nathan that's why you want to marry me for sex? Well you can forget it I'm not going to marry you
(Hailey is running while crying and runs into a wall)
Hailey: Ouch that hurt... I mean oh yeah (Hailey beings humping the wall and Dan walks in)
Dan: What the hell are you doing to my house?
Hailey: (embarrassed) Uh nothing
Dan: Come on I'll show you real sex
(Dan picks Hailey up and carries her to his room and throws her on his bed and takes of her pants and underwear)
Hailey: Ahhhh Mr. Scott your hurting me
Dan: Don't care ( Dan goes to his bathroom and comes back into the room with a butcher knife in his hand)
Hailey: What are you going to do with that
(He slowly places the knife near her dick and Nathan walks in)
Nathan: DUM DUM DUM! HAILEY HAS A DICK?
Dan: yup and I'm gunna chop it off HAHA
Hailey: noooo I'm so scared!
Dan: Yo bitch listen up either I chop your hairy dick off or one of your boobs take your pick
Hailey: That's a hard choice but i have to pick me......
Nathan: Hurry up asshole we don't have all day!
Hailey: Fine I pick my boob
Dan: okay here we gooooooo
(Hailey is now crying- Dan picks up her shirt and........ CHOP!)
Dan: There you go now your one boob less
Hailey: WAAAA that hurt
Nathan: (laughing) No shit it hurt
Hailey: You guys are mean I'm going home
Dan: Go you little hoe your not wanted here
(Hailey runs home)
(Dan walks down to the kitchen with the boob in his hand, Nathan follows him)
Dan: Who killed Deb?
Nathan: I did
Dan: Oh cool
Nathan: so dad what are you going to do with that boob?
Dan: What do you think I'm going to do with it? ( Dan turns on the stove and puts a frying pan on top and puts the boob in the frying pan) I'm gunna eat it! Want some?
Nathan: Sure can I have the nipple
Dan: Hell no I want the nipple, I got an idea why don't we flip a coin for it okay
Nathan: Good idea – Heads
Dan: Tails
(Nathan flips the coin)
Nathan: Heads YES! I get the nipple
Dan: Yeah yeah
(When the boob is golden brown Dan takes it out of the frying pan and onto a plate he then slices the nipple off and hands it to Nathan) (Nathan eats it)
Nathan: YUMMY!
Hey guys it's me Hanan I know I'm alittle sick and crazy and you might be wondering "where the fuck does this girl think of this shit"? Well I'll tell you in math and spanish class LOL keep the revies coming
- HANAN