In Mineral Town, 50 years into the game, it is a sunny day. Jack and Ann are married and they have a 20 year old son and a 30 year old daughter. They share the chicken coop because the chickens died last year and Jack has retired. Ann has grown a lot, and then shrunk a lot especially her boobs, but she still looked as sexy as before. She was getting a little grumpy, but he still loved her. Now we'll talk about their children. Yang- yang and Choo-choo. Jack and Ann were drunk when they named them. Yang-yang was the boy. He had a big dick. Choo-choo was the girl. She inherited her huge boobs from her mother. Yang-yang slept with Stu. Oh yea, I forgot to mention that Yang-yang is a gay licker and porn star. Choo-choo is a beautiful girl. She also loves Stu. Stu is a very lovable guy. The love started when Stu hired Choo-choo as a private stripper. Choo-choo couldn't help showing off her huge hangers, her colorful pubic hair, and her beautiful anus, so she took the job. Over time they fell in love. Then Stu met Yang-yang when Yang-yang was wooing him at a bar. Choo-choo found this out when she found Yang-yang and Stu putting on lipstick and eye-shadow.
"Do I look sexy, Yang-yang?" asked Stu. "You sure do!" replied Yang-yang, "can you help me with my nails?" Then they began to paint extra pubic hairs on their penises.
"How could you Stu?!" exclaimed Choo-choo, "are you a boy or a girl! Take your pick!" To get off the topic for a while, I will tell you about the day when Jack tried to do it with Ann. It was just a few days ago.
"C'mon Ann! I know you want to," said Jack.
"Jack! I'm in menopause!" screamed Ann.
"You can't just give me one more shot?!" asked Jack. Ann stormed into the house and Jack went to put his clothes back on so Zack would stop staring.