A/N: Thank you for all the lovely reviews, Anyhoo... on to chapter 2.
After what felt like hours, Dianna and Kayla felt themselves hit the ground, with their heads throbbing in pain. They sat up to observe their surroundings, and they saw that they were in a forest.
"Where are we Dianna?" Kayla asked "I don't know." Dianna said "but it looks oddly familiar." They got up and started to walk, in what they hope was the right direction. After about ten minutes of walking, they saw a gate in front of them, and since it was open, they walked in.
"Oh shit, I know where we are." Dianna said. "Where?" Kayla asked "Rivendell! Let's see if legolas is here!!!" Dianna yelled they looked around and saw where the council was being held, and ran towards it. When they got there, legolas was joining the fellowship. "there he issssssssssssss." Dianna yelled
And both girls jumped out from where they were hiding, and tackled him. Everybody else gasped and looked on while the prince of mirkwood was being smothered with kisses by two rabid fan girls. Suddenly Dianna and Kayla felt themselves being lifted off the sexy elf and into the air.
"I would appreciate it if you didn't try and kill legolas, we need him to go on this mission." Gandalf calmly said. "who in the hell do you think you are tellin' us what to do old man?" Kayla yelled Dianna busted up laughing at her. "how dare you insult Gandalf?" legolas said "he is a powerful wizard, and deserves respect." "I sowwie leggy, I will never do it again!" said Kayla. "wait a second kayla, legolas is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!" dianna said. K- "no he's mine" D- "no he;s mine" K- "no he's mine" D- "no he's mine" K- "no he's mine" D- "no he's mine" K- "no he's mine" D "NO, HE IS MINEEEEE!!!!!!!"
Suddenly the girls started fighting and it was obvious that dianna was gonna win. But Kayla insisted on going. After five hair pulls and two punches in the gut later, Kayla gave up!
"fine, you can have him" Kayla said "but I want Aragorn!" she ran over and sat in his lap and started talking to him. This infuriated lord Elrond because they interrupted the council. He may not approve but arwen loves Aragorn. "this is an outrage!!!" Elrond yelled. "You barge in here uninvited and you attack legolas, then you openly flirt with Aragorn whom my daughter is in love with, who she gave up her immortality for!"
"well he's mine now so you and arwen better get the hell over it." Kayla screamed.
Suddenly arwen pops up and says "No I've loved him longer so he's mine." K- "no he's mine." A-"no he's mine." K- "no he's mine." A- "no he's mine."
Then things got worse. Kayla leaped onto arwen and started hitting her. Since arwen was in shock she couldn't fight back. Kayla kept on punching her and pulling her hair. By now arwen had recovered and started pulling Kayla's hair too! This continued for quite a while till arwen gave up. By that time everyone was laughing, everyone except Elrond, because arwen undomiel the Evenstar had a black eye and a bloody nose.
meanwhile "so legolas, ummmm.... How are you? Dianna asked.
"I am fine, and how are you lady....?" D- "Dianna, so you like archery?" L- "Yes, why do you?" D-"of course. My bow when pulled back weighs about 75 pounds." L- "Wow, that's a lot. May I see it?" D- "Unfortunately, I don't have it."
Suddenly a big black case appeared in Dianna's hands. "There it is" she said. Legolas looked over it and was amazed at all the things it had. Then he handed it back and they went back to watching Kayla. Kayla skipped over to Aragorn and said
"Ha bitch! Now he's mine!!!"
Arwen walked away with her head hanging low in defeat. Dianna then went over to Kayla and congratulated her for severely whooping arwen's ass.
"Thank you, thank you." Kayla said Lord Elrond was extremely angry but decided to ignore the two girls, and continue with the council.
"Does anyone else want to join?" Gimili was about to step forward, but was beaten to it by Dianna and Kayla.
"We want to join?" both girls said. "No. you have no experience with fighting." Legolas said. "Wanna bet?" Dianna said
She grabbed legolas' bow and an arrow. She pointed to a small bump on a tree and told them that, that was what she was aiming for.
"Be quiet please!" she said to everyone. She looked at her target, aimed, and released the arrow. It flew through the air and hit the bump directly in the center. "Ha. Proved you wrong." Dianna said as she walked up to the group.
"Ok, so she can shoot." Legolas said barely able to conceal his feelings of awe. "what can you do?"
After what felt like hours, Dianna and Kayla felt themselves hit the ground, with their heads throbbing in pain. They sat up to observe their surroundings, and they saw that they were in a forest.
"Where are we Dianna?" Kayla asked "I don't know." Dianna said "but it looks oddly familiar." They got up and started to walk, in what they hope was the right direction. After about ten minutes of walking, they saw a gate in front of them, and since it was open, they walked in.
"Oh shit, I know where we are." Dianna said. "Where?" Kayla asked "Rivendell! Let's see if legolas is here!!!" Dianna yelled they looked around and saw where the council was being held, and ran towards it. When they got there, legolas was joining the fellowship. "there he issssssssssssss." Dianna yelled
And both girls jumped out from where they were hiding, and tackled him. Everybody else gasped and looked on while the prince of mirkwood was being smothered with kisses by two rabid fan girls. Suddenly Dianna and Kayla felt themselves being lifted off the sexy elf and into the air.
"I would appreciate it if you didn't try and kill legolas, we need him to go on this mission." Gandalf calmly said. "who in the hell do you think you are tellin' us what to do old man?" Kayla yelled Dianna busted up laughing at her. "how dare you insult Gandalf?" legolas said "he is a powerful wizard, and deserves respect." "I sowwie leggy, I will never do it again!" said Kayla. "wait a second kayla, legolas is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!" dianna said. K- "no he's mine" D- "no he;s mine" K- "no he's mine" D- "no he's mine" K- "no he's mine" D- "no he's mine" K- "no he's mine" D "NO, HE IS MINEEEEE!!!!!!!"
Suddenly the girls started fighting and it was obvious that dianna was gonna win. But Kayla insisted on going. After five hair pulls and two punches in the gut later, Kayla gave up!
"fine, you can have him" Kayla said "but I want Aragorn!" she ran over and sat in his lap and started talking to him. This infuriated lord Elrond because they interrupted the council. He may not approve but arwen loves Aragorn. "this is an outrage!!!" Elrond yelled. "You barge in here uninvited and you attack legolas, then you openly flirt with Aragorn whom my daughter is in love with, who she gave up her immortality for!"
"well he's mine now so you and arwen better get the hell over it." Kayla screamed.
Suddenly arwen pops up and says "No I've loved him longer so he's mine." K- "no he's mine." A-"no he's mine." K- "no he's mine." A- "no he's mine."
Then things got worse. Kayla leaped onto arwen and started hitting her. Since arwen was in shock she couldn't fight back. Kayla kept on punching her and pulling her hair. By now arwen had recovered and started pulling Kayla's hair too! This continued for quite a while till arwen gave up. By that time everyone was laughing, everyone except Elrond, because arwen undomiel the Evenstar had a black eye and a bloody nose.
meanwhile "so legolas, ummmm.... How are you? Dianna asked.
"I am fine, and how are you lady....?" D- "Dianna, so you like archery?" L- "Yes, why do you?" D-"of course. My bow when pulled back weighs about 75 pounds." L- "Wow, that's a lot. May I see it?" D- "Unfortunately, I don't have it."
Suddenly a big black case appeared in Dianna's hands. "There it is" she said. Legolas looked over it and was amazed at all the things it had. Then he handed it back and they went back to watching Kayla. Kayla skipped over to Aragorn and said
"Ha bitch! Now he's mine!!!"
Arwen walked away with her head hanging low in defeat. Dianna then went over to Kayla and congratulated her for severely whooping arwen's ass.
"Thank you, thank you." Kayla said Lord Elrond was extremely angry but decided to ignore the two girls, and continue with the council.
"Does anyone else want to join?" Gimili was about to step forward, but was beaten to it by Dianna and Kayla.
"We want to join?" both girls said. "No. you have no experience with fighting." Legolas said. "Wanna bet?" Dianna said
She grabbed legolas' bow and an arrow. She pointed to a small bump on a tree and told them that, that was what she was aiming for.
"Be quiet please!" she said to everyone. She looked at her target, aimed, and released the arrow. It flew through the air and hit the bump directly in the center. "Ha. Proved you wrong." Dianna said as she walked up to the group.
"Ok, so she can shoot." Legolas said barely able to conceal his feelings of awe. "what can you do?"