Notes from erkman3: Thank you for all the reviews. And with some help from
Daniel there is going to be a remake of the first chapter coming up here
sometime.
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Neon Genesis: Evangelion. But it really comes to the whole being lazy thing.....
Chapter 2: Well what the hell is wrong?
After coming up with the idea of going to NERV to find the good doctor, Shinji just about ran the whole three miles to the main elevator that would take a person or car into the Geo Front.
As he ran to the gate to the main elevator, Shinji needed to think of a something to stall the two girls that were fast gaining on him.
'I need to think of something.....' Shinji thought to him self as he ran across the street. Looking at the guard that was standing there just before the entrance, something came to Shinji.
Across the street the guard watched as the young pilot run franticly to the gate.
"You all right kid?" the guard asked as Shinji approached him.
At first, Shinji didn't answer the guard. Because he was a bit more worried about the door opening, sliding his ID card through the card reader.
"Asuka and Rei have lost it......" Shinji finally said as the door slid open. Stepping on to the elevator, Shinji saw Asuka and Rei running across the street.
"Stall them, please. I just need some time."
"Why do you want me to do that?" The guard asked.
"Just do it!" Shinji replied before the doors to the slammed closed.
Shrugging his shoulders the guard turned aback around just in time to see Asuka and Rei run up to the ID card reader. The guard watched as the two girls franticly slid their card through the reader, to only get a red light flash at them each time they slid their card.
"Come on!! Open, Open!!!!" Asuka cried as fought with her card.
Not wanting to wait any longer Rei pushed the red head out of the way. "Step aside; you are not using your card correctly."
Thinking of something that can stall the two girls like Shinji had asked, the guard approached them.
"Sorry girls, but I need to do..... Umm a random manual ID check, Yeah that's right." The Guard said.
"WHAT!" Asuka shouted. "How long is that going to take?"
"Yes, I must get to my Ikari-Kun. There are many things we are going to do from my book." Rei added.
"I told you for the millionth time. HE'S MINE!!" Asuka said stomping her feet.
"He is mine." Rei calmly said back.
"Mine." Asuka shot back. (The guard looked over at Asuka.)
"He's mine." Rei said back again. (Then the guard looked over at Rei.)
"MINE!" (Again the guard looked over at Asuka.)
After a minute or two of this going on the Guard was having enough.
"GIRLS!" The Guard shouted over the arguing girls. Making Asuka and Rei look over at the Guard, they could that he was getting a little annoyed.
"Please hand me your ID cards." The guard said as he held out his hand.
Meanwhile in the elevator, Shinji had finally let out a sigh of relief and rested up against the walls of the elevator car.
'Man this is insane.' He thought. Looking over at the level indicator as it clicked at each level. Shinji let out another heavy sigh.
"The more distance the better." He said out loud.
In the control room, just about everyone were doing their own thing or sleeping at their work station. There was no reaction when the elevator doors.
Shinji looked in to the control room before walking off the elevator. There he saw the three techs doing their own things. One was sleeping the other was playing some game on the main screen and the other was reading some magazine. Then looking up over to where his father over looked the operations of the control room, Shinji was able to see the reflection of the commanders computer screen on his glasses.
'Looks like even when there's nothing going on he sits up there glaring at everyone.' Shinji thought to him self before he walked off the elevator.
Little did Shinji know that his father was really sleeping at his desk?
Walking through the control room, Shinji found that Dr. Akagi was also sleeping at a small workstation.
Sure things were boring in Tokyo-3 when there was no angle attacking, so in the control room there was nothing to do, sure there was repair crews doing things around the Geo Front, and even repairing the city it self. But for the control room crew, there was nothing to do. Knowing this Shinji wasn't surprised at what he saw. Walking past the techs, Shinji came up to the good doctor.
"Dr. Akagi?" Shinji said to the sleeping doctor. But he got no response from her.
Placing his hand on her shoulder, Shinji shook her slightly. "Dr. Akagi." Shinji said a little bit louder, but this time making her wake up.
Sitting up in her chair, Ritsuko rubbed the sleep out from her eyes. As a blurry image of Shinji came in to focus.
"Shinji?" Ritsuko said as she searched for her glasses. "Aren't you spots be in school?" she asked.
"I know, but something is wrong with Rei and Asuka." He replied.
"How so?" She asked.
"Well.... There're trying to.... I guess rape me."
Ritsuko sat there thinking for a moment. "It can't be that bad, I mean you three have been only working together for almost a year. And you and Asuka only live in the same apartment it was bound to happen."
This wasn't what Shinji was looking for. "No it's worse then that it's like every ounce of common since has been ripped from their heads."
Just then the elevator door shut and the level indicator started to count off through the level leading back to the surface.
"Doctor you need to help me, please find out what's wrong with them."
Hearing the concern in his voice, Ritsuko stood up. "Okay I'll take a look at them when they get down here."
"Thank you Dr. Akagi...... Now I just need to find someplace to hide."
Thinking for a moment, Ritsuko looked over at the cage. "Go and hide in the plug to unit 01 and I'll take care of Rei and Asuka."
Doing as he was told, Shinji ran off to the cage and waited for the all clear from the doctor. As Shinji left the control room, the elevator came to a stop and the two girls fought each other to get off the elevator first. Smiling to her self she walked up to Rei and Asuka.
"I'm glad you two stopped by, I have some tests I need to run." Ritsuko said.
"No time, I'm looking for my Baka-Shinji." Asuka said as she started to search all the work stations. "Have you seen him any where?"
"Yes I must find my Ikari-Kun." Rei added as she too started searching the workstations.
Ritsuko stood there just looking at the two girls. 'Yep, Shinji was right. They are acting a bit........ Odd.'
"Well why don't we take care of those tests, it will only take a couple of minutes maybe even ten, tops." Ritsuko stated as she took her clip board started to write some things on some papers.
"Do we have a choice?" The redhead hissed.
"Umm... No." Ritsuko simply stated. "Now if you two girls will just come with me to my lab......."
After a good fifteen minutes, Shinji popped his head out of the entry plug of unit 01 and looked around trying to hear if Rei or Asuka were anywhere near by. When there was noting but the noise of machines and work crews the boy let out a heavy sigh of relief. Sitting at the edge of the entry plug, Shinji ran his hand through his hair.
"Okay what's been wrong so far to day?" He said to him self.
"One. Asuka tries to rap me last night. Two. Rei started getting in to kinky stuff........ Three. Asuka is clingy. Four. Rei is some what clingy.........." Shinji said to him self as he counted on his fingers. "Just how much weirder can this day get?" he asked him self, and then after he started to think for a moment.
"Well at least my father hasn't done anything strange......" Shinji thought to him self.
Just then the Commander woke him self up from a sneeze, looking around. The older Ikari rubbed his nose.
"Damn kids are talking about me again........"
Back at the entry plug, Shinji had shrugged his shoulders and started for the elevator, so he can make it home before Misato started to make dinner.
"God help us if Misato cooked." Shinji grumbled to him self.
Meanwhile back at the lab, Ritsuko had taken some blood from Rei and Asuka and had done a quick exanimation, and the doctor could not find anything physically wrong with the two girls. But mentally? Well that was an other question.
Sitting in front of Rei and Asuka with a clip board in her hand, Dr. Akagi jotted some notes down, and then she gave Asuka a questioning look.
"So Asuka..... How do you feel?" Ritsuko asked.
"Never better." Asuka replied quickly.
The Doctor took some more notes, and then she looked over at Rei. "And you Rei? How do you feel?"
"I am feeling vary good thank you Dr. Akagi." Rei replied simply.
Ritsuko started to take some more notes.
'Apon request from the third child, I've examined the first and second children. And at first appearances they seem to be in good health.........' Ritsuko wrote on her notes.
"So is this going to be any longer?" Asuka asked.
"Oh, is there anywhere you need to be?" Ritsuko asked.
"Yeah I need to get home so I can do Shinji......." Asuka replied.
"Do what for Shinji?" Ritsuko asked.
"You know 'Do' Shinji." Asuka said almost yelling.
"Yes. Ikari-Kun and I have many things that need to be done." Rei said as she started to pull her book out of her backpack. "I will like to get to page twenty three this evening."
The doctor had heard many things and seen many things that could be considered as weird. But what was going on in front of her was just too weird.
"Come again?" Ritsuko asked.
"You know, as in sex." Asuka said blankly.
"Yes I wish to get to do this with my Ikari-Kun." Rei said as she held out her book opened to the page she was wishing to get to.
"So can I please go?" Asuka asked.
"I wish to leave as well." Rei added.
With that Ritsuko placed her clipboard down and scratched her head in confusion. "I don't know what's more disturbing. The fact that you two want to screw Shinji or that you two are agreeing with each other."
Else where, Shinji stood in the elevator. Waiting for it to return to the surface he started to feel the elevator slow down then come to a stop. When the elevator car came to a stop, the doors slid open and Shinji saw Kaji walk in to the car and stood up against the wall.
"Have you by any chance seen Misato?" He asked Shinji.
"When I left for school she was still asleep." Shinji replied.
"She's probably hung over......" Shinji added.
"Ah yes she did have a lot to drink last night." Kaji said with a chuckle.
After a moment of thinking about last nights events, Kaji looked over at Shinji.
"What wrong with you? You look pail." Kaji said as he took a closer look at Shinji.
"Well........"
About five minutes later, the elevator doors opened back up and out stepped a laughing Kaji. And Shinji standing there not really seeing what was so funny about his little problem.
"Shinji want a little advice?" Kaji asked as he tried to recover from laughing.
"I guess....." Shinji replied.
"Most guys your age will kill to be in your place." Kaji stated. "Just go with it while it lasts. Who knows, maybe something might come from this. Maybe you might get lucky, who knows."
"So in other words you're telling me to become a big player?" Shinji asked.
Kaji stood there thinking about what Shinji had just asked and what he had just told Shinji. Yeah, Shinji was right. He had just told the kid to become some type of player.
"Yeah I guess I just did." Kaji said just before the elevator doors closed and started back to the surface.
Just about that same time back over at Misato's apartment, in her darkened room is a lump of blankets in the middle of the room. Just then the phone started to ring. As the phone rung, a hand came out from under the blankets and felt around for the phone. Finally finding the object that was making the noise, the hand pulls the phone back under the blankets.
"Hello......." Said a hung over and vary tired Misato.
"Good afternoon sunshine." Ritsuko said cheerfully from the other end of the phone.
"Oh it you Ritsuko..... I don't half to be there at work until six tonight." Misato said as she rolled over on to her back.
"You never guess what been happening here."
"I don't care Ritsuko.... Please in the name of everything that's good and holy let me sleep." Misato said and started to hang up the phone.
"I had Asuka and Rei in my lab today." Ritsuko said, making Misato stop.
"Why......" Misato asked as she carefully sat up in her futon, grabbing her forehead as she did. "God my head hurts."
"Aww Did we have too much to drink last night?" Ritsuko said in a fake caring tone.
"Shut up!"
"Alright, I leave you alone, but if you won't to know why I had Asuka here ......."
"Alright why did you have them in you lab?" Misato asked as she forced her self up from the floor and wobbly made her way to the kitchen.
"Well Shinji asked me to take a look at Asuka and Rei, because they were acting weird." Ritsuko said.
"So what, they're teenage girls. Of course they're going to act a little weird." Misato asked as she opened the fridge, looking for something to eat.
"To sum it up they want to screw Shinji." Ritsuko stated.
Hearing this Misato stood there in front of the open fridge trying to comprehend what her friend had just said. Then after thinking about it, Misato summed it up with one word.
"Hormones." She stated.
Ritsuko sat there in her office thinking about what Misato has just said. "For the most part, yes. But think of it as hormones on over drive."
"Damn kids are going to give me gray hair before my time."
"So it looks like you have your work cut out for you." Ritsuko said.
"What do you mean, Ritsuko? It really can't be that bad." Misato said as she sat at the table.
"Okay I thought I'll just let you know. Talk to you later." The good doctor said then she hung up.
Hanging up her phone, Misato just shrugged her shoulders and went back to eating. If she only knew what was about to happen.......
T.B.C.
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Neon Genesis: Evangelion. But it really comes to the whole being lazy thing.....
Chapter 2: Well what the hell is wrong?
After coming up with the idea of going to NERV to find the good doctor, Shinji just about ran the whole three miles to the main elevator that would take a person or car into the Geo Front.
As he ran to the gate to the main elevator, Shinji needed to think of a something to stall the two girls that were fast gaining on him.
'I need to think of something.....' Shinji thought to him self as he ran across the street. Looking at the guard that was standing there just before the entrance, something came to Shinji.
Across the street the guard watched as the young pilot run franticly to the gate.
"You all right kid?" the guard asked as Shinji approached him.
At first, Shinji didn't answer the guard. Because he was a bit more worried about the door opening, sliding his ID card through the card reader.
"Asuka and Rei have lost it......" Shinji finally said as the door slid open. Stepping on to the elevator, Shinji saw Asuka and Rei running across the street.
"Stall them, please. I just need some time."
"Why do you want me to do that?" The guard asked.
"Just do it!" Shinji replied before the doors to the slammed closed.
Shrugging his shoulders the guard turned aback around just in time to see Asuka and Rei run up to the ID card reader. The guard watched as the two girls franticly slid their card through the reader, to only get a red light flash at them each time they slid their card.
"Come on!! Open, Open!!!!" Asuka cried as fought with her card.
Not wanting to wait any longer Rei pushed the red head out of the way. "Step aside; you are not using your card correctly."
Thinking of something that can stall the two girls like Shinji had asked, the guard approached them.
"Sorry girls, but I need to do..... Umm a random manual ID check, Yeah that's right." The Guard said.
"WHAT!" Asuka shouted. "How long is that going to take?"
"Yes, I must get to my Ikari-Kun. There are many things we are going to do from my book." Rei added.
"I told you for the millionth time. HE'S MINE!!" Asuka said stomping her feet.
"He is mine." Rei calmly said back.
"Mine." Asuka shot back. (The guard looked over at Asuka.)
"He's mine." Rei said back again. (Then the guard looked over at Rei.)
"MINE!" (Again the guard looked over at Asuka.)
After a minute or two of this going on the Guard was having enough.
"GIRLS!" The Guard shouted over the arguing girls. Making Asuka and Rei look over at the Guard, they could that he was getting a little annoyed.
"Please hand me your ID cards." The guard said as he held out his hand.
Meanwhile in the elevator, Shinji had finally let out a sigh of relief and rested up against the walls of the elevator car.
'Man this is insane.' He thought. Looking over at the level indicator as it clicked at each level. Shinji let out another heavy sigh.
"The more distance the better." He said out loud.
In the control room, just about everyone were doing their own thing or sleeping at their work station. There was no reaction when the elevator doors.
Shinji looked in to the control room before walking off the elevator. There he saw the three techs doing their own things. One was sleeping the other was playing some game on the main screen and the other was reading some magazine. Then looking up over to where his father over looked the operations of the control room, Shinji was able to see the reflection of the commanders computer screen on his glasses.
'Looks like even when there's nothing going on he sits up there glaring at everyone.' Shinji thought to him self before he walked off the elevator.
Little did Shinji know that his father was really sleeping at his desk?
Walking through the control room, Shinji found that Dr. Akagi was also sleeping at a small workstation.
Sure things were boring in Tokyo-3 when there was no angle attacking, so in the control room there was nothing to do, sure there was repair crews doing things around the Geo Front, and even repairing the city it self. But for the control room crew, there was nothing to do. Knowing this Shinji wasn't surprised at what he saw. Walking past the techs, Shinji came up to the good doctor.
"Dr. Akagi?" Shinji said to the sleeping doctor. But he got no response from her.
Placing his hand on her shoulder, Shinji shook her slightly. "Dr. Akagi." Shinji said a little bit louder, but this time making her wake up.
Sitting up in her chair, Ritsuko rubbed the sleep out from her eyes. As a blurry image of Shinji came in to focus.
"Shinji?" Ritsuko said as she searched for her glasses. "Aren't you spots be in school?" she asked.
"I know, but something is wrong with Rei and Asuka." He replied.
"How so?" She asked.
"Well.... There're trying to.... I guess rape me."
Ritsuko sat there thinking for a moment. "It can't be that bad, I mean you three have been only working together for almost a year. And you and Asuka only live in the same apartment it was bound to happen."
This wasn't what Shinji was looking for. "No it's worse then that it's like every ounce of common since has been ripped from their heads."
Just then the elevator door shut and the level indicator started to count off through the level leading back to the surface.
"Doctor you need to help me, please find out what's wrong with them."
Hearing the concern in his voice, Ritsuko stood up. "Okay I'll take a look at them when they get down here."
"Thank you Dr. Akagi...... Now I just need to find someplace to hide."
Thinking for a moment, Ritsuko looked over at the cage. "Go and hide in the plug to unit 01 and I'll take care of Rei and Asuka."
Doing as he was told, Shinji ran off to the cage and waited for the all clear from the doctor. As Shinji left the control room, the elevator came to a stop and the two girls fought each other to get off the elevator first. Smiling to her self she walked up to Rei and Asuka.
"I'm glad you two stopped by, I have some tests I need to run." Ritsuko said.
"No time, I'm looking for my Baka-Shinji." Asuka said as she started to search all the work stations. "Have you seen him any where?"
"Yes I must find my Ikari-Kun." Rei added as she too started searching the workstations.
Ritsuko stood there just looking at the two girls. 'Yep, Shinji was right. They are acting a bit........ Odd.'
"Well why don't we take care of those tests, it will only take a couple of minutes maybe even ten, tops." Ritsuko stated as she took her clip board started to write some things on some papers.
"Do we have a choice?" The redhead hissed.
"Umm... No." Ritsuko simply stated. "Now if you two girls will just come with me to my lab......."
After a good fifteen minutes, Shinji popped his head out of the entry plug of unit 01 and looked around trying to hear if Rei or Asuka were anywhere near by. When there was noting but the noise of machines and work crews the boy let out a heavy sigh of relief. Sitting at the edge of the entry plug, Shinji ran his hand through his hair.
"Okay what's been wrong so far to day?" He said to him self.
"One. Asuka tries to rap me last night. Two. Rei started getting in to kinky stuff........ Three. Asuka is clingy. Four. Rei is some what clingy.........." Shinji said to him self as he counted on his fingers. "Just how much weirder can this day get?" he asked him self, and then after he started to think for a moment.
"Well at least my father hasn't done anything strange......" Shinji thought to him self.
Just then the Commander woke him self up from a sneeze, looking around. The older Ikari rubbed his nose.
"Damn kids are talking about me again........"
Back at the entry plug, Shinji had shrugged his shoulders and started for the elevator, so he can make it home before Misato started to make dinner.
"God help us if Misato cooked." Shinji grumbled to him self.
Meanwhile back at the lab, Ritsuko had taken some blood from Rei and Asuka and had done a quick exanimation, and the doctor could not find anything physically wrong with the two girls. But mentally? Well that was an other question.
Sitting in front of Rei and Asuka with a clip board in her hand, Dr. Akagi jotted some notes down, and then she gave Asuka a questioning look.
"So Asuka..... How do you feel?" Ritsuko asked.
"Never better." Asuka replied quickly.
The Doctor took some more notes, and then she looked over at Rei. "And you Rei? How do you feel?"
"I am feeling vary good thank you Dr. Akagi." Rei replied simply.
Ritsuko started to take some more notes.
'Apon request from the third child, I've examined the first and second children. And at first appearances they seem to be in good health.........' Ritsuko wrote on her notes.
"So is this going to be any longer?" Asuka asked.
"Oh, is there anywhere you need to be?" Ritsuko asked.
"Yeah I need to get home so I can do Shinji......." Asuka replied.
"Do what for Shinji?" Ritsuko asked.
"You know 'Do' Shinji." Asuka said almost yelling.
"Yes. Ikari-Kun and I have many things that need to be done." Rei said as she started to pull her book out of her backpack. "I will like to get to page twenty three this evening."
The doctor had heard many things and seen many things that could be considered as weird. But what was going on in front of her was just too weird.
"Come again?" Ritsuko asked.
"You know, as in sex." Asuka said blankly.
"Yes I wish to get to do this with my Ikari-Kun." Rei said as she held out her book opened to the page she was wishing to get to.
"So can I please go?" Asuka asked.
"I wish to leave as well." Rei added.
With that Ritsuko placed her clipboard down and scratched her head in confusion. "I don't know what's more disturbing. The fact that you two want to screw Shinji or that you two are agreeing with each other."
Else where, Shinji stood in the elevator. Waiting for it to return to the surface he started to feel the elevator slow down then come to a stop. When the elevator car came to a stop, the doors slid open and Shinji saw Kaji walk in to the car and stood up against the wall.
"Have you by any chance seen Misato?" He asked Shinji.
"When I left for school she was still asleep." Shinji replied.
"She's probably hung over......" Shinji added.
"Ah yes she did have a lot to drink last night." Kaji said with a chuckle.
After a moment of thinking about last nights events, Kaji looked over at Shinji.
"What wrong with you? You look pail." Kaji said as he took a closer look at Shinji.
"Well........"
About five minutes later, the elevator doors opened back up and out stepped a laughing Kaji. And Shinji standing there not really seeing what was so funny about his little problem.
"Shinji want a little advice?" Kaji asked as he tried to recover from laughing.
"I guess....." Shinji replied.
"Most guys your age will kill to be in your place." Kaji stated. "Just go with it while it lasts. Who knows, maybe something might come from this. Maybe you might get lucky, who knows."
"So in other words you're telling me to become a big player?" Shinji asked.
Kaji stood there thinking about what Shinji had just asked and what he had just told Shinji. Yeah, Shinji was right. He had just told the kid to become some type of player.
"Yeah I guess I just did." Kaji said just before the elevator doors closed and started back to the surface.
Just about that same time back over at Misato's apartment, in her darkened room is a lump of blankets in the middle of the room. Just then the phone started to ring. As the phone rung, a hand came out from under the blankets and felt around for the phone. Finally finding the object that was making the noise, the hand pulls the phone back under the blankets.
"Hello......." Said a hung over and vary tired Misato.
"Good afternoon sunshine." Ritsuko said cheerfully from the other end of the phone.
"Oh it you Ritsuko..... I don't half to be there at work until six tonight." Misato said as she rolled over on to her back.
"You never guess what been happening here."
"I don't care Ritsuko.... Please in the name of everything that's good and holy let me sleep." Misato said and started to hang up the phone.
"I had Asuka and Rei in my lab today." Ritsuko said, making Misato stop.
"Why......" Misato asked as she carefully sat up in her futon, grabbing her forehead as she did. "God my head hurts."
"Aww Did we have too much to drink last night?" Ritsuko said in a fake caring tone.
"Shut up!"
"Alright, I leave you alone, but if you won't to know why I had Asuka here ......."
"Alright why did you have them in you lab?" Misato asked as she forced her self up from the floor and wobbly made her way to the kitchen.
"Well Shinji asked me to take a look at Asuka and Rei, because they were acting weird." Ritsuko said.
"So what, they're teenage girls. Of course they're going to act a little weird." Misato asked as she opened the fridge, looking for something to eat.
"To sum it up they want to screw Shinji." Ritsuko stated.
Hearing this Misato stood there in front of the open fridge trying to comprehend what her friend had just said. Then after thinking about it, Misato summed it up with one word.
"Hormones." She stated.
Ritsuko sat there in her office thinking about what Misato has just said. "For the most part, yes. But think of it as hormones on over drive."
"Damn kids are going to give me gray hair before my time."
"So it looks like you have your work cut out for you." Ritsuko said.
"What do you mean, Ritsuko? It really can't be that bad." Misato said as she sat at the table.
"Okay I thought I'll just let you know. Talk to you later." The good doctor said then she hung up.
Hanging up her phone, Misato just shrugged her shoulders and went back to eating. If she only knew what was about to happen.......
T.B.C.