Chapter 2
Zack had married Won last year on a cruise through the sea. He knew Won was weird, but he didn't have a beautiful wife with a mustache so he thought that Won would do.
"Wait up honey!" said Won.
"Why are you always following me?" asked Zack in an irritated way.
"You forgot to buy me a pretty dress!" said Won.
"I bought you one yesterday, darling!" said Zack.
"But that one wasn't pretty!" said Won, "but I love you anyway, darling! Just buy me a pink dress! I don't like dresses that go with my mustache. It makes me look scary."
"But you're scary anyway," said Zack
"Humph!" said Won as he stormed off. The dress was a brownish black color with a little pink flower in the middle. They went up to his knees. Won didn't like that either because it showed his hairy legs. Later on Zack was going to dump Won for the Mayor. He loved the sexy lard that hung over his tight pants. That's enough about Zack. Now we will go back to the kids. Let's see... Where were we? Oh, Choo- choo had just walked in on Yang-yang and Stu. But now Yang-yang and Stu are dancing to the Spice Girls and jiggling their Styrofoam boobs.
"Excuse me, Choo-choo," said Yang-yang, "We have some sex to do! If you would please leave!"
"Yang-yang, you thief! I hate you! You stole my boyfriend and made him a girl!"
"Hey! If your not going to be respectful of my girlish senses, then I like totally hate you, woman!" Exclaimed Yang-yang, "Spice for your life!"
"So tell me wacha want wacha really, really want!..." sang Yang-yang and Stu. Discussed, Choo-choo stormed out.
Zack had married Won last year on a cruise through the sea. He knew Won was weird, but he didn't have a beautiful wife with a mustache so he thought that Won would do.
"Wait up honey!" said Won.
"Why are you always following me?" asked Zack in an irritated way.
"You forgot to buy me a pretty dress!" said Won.
"I bought you one yesterday, darling!" said Zack.
"But that one wasn't pretty!" said Won, "but I love you anyway, darling! Just buy me a pink dress! I don't like dresses that go with my mustache. It makes me look scary."
"But you're scary anyway," said Zack
"Humph!" said Won as he stormed off. The dress was a brownish black color with a little pink flower in the middle. They went up to his knees. Won didn't like that either because it showed his hairy legs. Later on Zack was going to dump Won for the Mayor. He loved the sexy lard that hung over his tight pants. That's enough about Zack. Now we will go back to the kids. Let's see... Where were we? Oh, Choo- choo had just walked in on Yang-yang and Stu. But now Yang-yang and Stu are dancing to the Spice Girls and jiggling their Styrofoam boobs.
"Excuse me, Choo-choo," said Yang-yang, "We have some sex to do! If you would please leave!"
"Yang-yang, you thief! I hate you! You stole my boyfriend and made him a girl!"
"Hey! If your not going to be respectful of my girlish senses, then I like totally hate you, woman!" Exclaimed Yang-yang, "Spice for your life!"
"So tell me wacha want wacha really, really want!..." sang Yang-yang and Stu. Discussed, Choo-choo stormed out.