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Chapter 5: the next day…… Misato's wrath.

A scattered few remain from class 2-A, when there was the all to familiar sounds of Misato parking. Half awake and vary hung over, Toji looked out the window to see Misato slowly making her way from the car. At first it didn't click with the jock, so rubbing his eyes Toji finally realized who was walking to the elevator.

"Oh Shit! It's Misato!" He yelled.

Turning to look for Kensuke, Toji was able to find his friend sitting there on the couch wit a lamp shade over his head and coddling a bottle of 'Absolute'.

"Kensuke man get up Misato is coming!" Toji yelled some more.

"No…. I don't wanna…… " Kensuke was just barley able to say before falling over on to his side.

"Damn it! Come on GET UP!!!!" Toji yelled before he clocked Kensuke over the head.

"OUCH!!! DAMN IT!! WHY'D YOU DO THAT FOR!!" Kensuke yelled as he rubbed the side of his head.

"Misato is coming, we got to get out of here. Where's the class rep?" Toji asked. "I didn't see her leave last night."

Just down at the main floor of the apartment complex, with really one thing that was on her mind.

"Sleep…. Must get sleep" She mumbled as made her way to the elevator.

Back at the apartment, Toji was franticly looking for the Class rep. Opening the bathroom door he found the class rep sleeping soundly in the bath tub.

"Come on get up Misato is coming" He said in a kind tone trying to wake the girl.

"Mmmm…… Just a couple more minutes." She moaned as she rolled over facing away from Toji.

Okay, being nice was done with, and not having time to screw around. Toji reached for the cold water and turned the water on.

EEEEEEKKKKK!!!! SMACK!!!!

"Damn that hurt!" Toji said rubbing his face where a clear hand print was.

"That water is freezing! You Jerk!" Hikari screamed.

"Look I don't have time, if you want to get busted when Misato get here in… oh in thirty seconds! Then you can stay here!"

"Don't talk so loud!" Hikari said back, clearly what Toji had said didn't click with her.

But not wanting to see the girl he's had a thing for get in to any form of trouble, Toji picked up the still soaking wet girl and put her over his shoulder with her kicking and screaming.

"Put me down! Asuka!!! Help me!! Toji! Asuka's going to kick you in the balls if I don't do it first!" she screamed.

Not really having time to answer, Toji for that Kensuke was slowly moving to the door still with the bottle of 'Absolute'.

But just fifteen seconds away, Misato rested her self up against the wall of the elevator, letting out a long yawn.

"Man I'm beat……" Misato said just after the yawn.

But in the apartment, Toji with Hikari over his shoulder kicking and screaming and Kensuke with lamp shade and bottle of Absolute ran out of the door to the apartment then Hikari asked something that really none of them thought of.

"Wait what about Asuka and Shinji?" Hikari asked.

"It's every one for them self's" Kensuke replied.

"What! What friends you are. I'm getting Asuka!" Hikari said as she again started to kick and hit Toji.

"Too late." He said in between kicks and hits.

The elevator doors opened and they stepped I, just as their elevator doors shut the second elevator opened and out stepped Misato. Missing each other by shear hundredths of a second.

Walking to her apartment, Misato pulled out her key card, once to the door to her place, she slid the key through the key reader but to find that the door wasn't locked. Normally Misato would have noticed this little thing but with the only thing she was really worried about was sleep she really didn't care.

Once she walked in to her apartment she didn't really notice the cans, bottles and other things strune about the apartment. But the one thing that made her stop was the passed out penguin there on the floor.

"Oh god Pen-pen what happened?" She asked.

Pen-pen could barley move its his head.

"W…WAAARK!"

"Don't move…. What happened here. My place looks like before Shinji moved in….." Misato said to her self as she looked around the living room. Then it hit her.

"Oh Hell! Asuka and Shinji!"

Running to Shinji's room, Misato flung the boys bedroom door open and what she found there not only shocked, but sickened her to no ends. There through out the room, were several used condoms.

"Oh no Asuka got her Shinji!!!!" Misato thought to her self out loud.

Then she ran over to Asuka's room. Opening the door to Asuka's room just about ripping the door off it's sliders. Misato just froze at what she saw. Now Misato Katsuragi had seen some disturbing things in her life. Everything from second impact to angles getting limbs ripped off, and everything in between. But what she saw thee on the floor of the great Asuka Langley Soryu bedroom topped all.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!!!

Yelled Misato. Out side A guy walking down the street heard the scream.

"I'll hate to be that guy" The man said then he started again on his morning walk.

Back up at the apartment Misato was at the point of a nervous break down.

"Nooooo!!!! Shinji and Asuka had sex!!!!" Misato cried. "Then….. Then… then Asuka is going to end up getting…. Knocked up…. " Misato cried even more.

Hearing Misato Shinji, still with Asuka sleeping soundly on top of him and fully clothed. He opened his eyes to see an up-side down image of Misato.

"What's…(Yawn) wrong??" Shinji asked.

"You two and sex!!!" Misato yelled. "And you've probably get her knocked up…. MY currier! It's ruined!!!"

"WHAT!!!" Shinji yelled this time the yelling woke Asuka. Slowly she opened her eyes. The first person she saw was Shinji with a worried look on his face.

"Good morning my Baka-Shinji" Asuka said as she rolled off of Shinji and laid there on the floor next to him.

Fast forward one hour……

Sitting there on the couch Misato stands in front of Asuka and Shinji. Gathering her thoughts about what she's seen.

"Look, I'm tired and I want to get to bed. So cut the crap. Shinji Ikari, you had sex with her did you not?"

"No Misato. We still had our cloths on. How could we?" Shinji asked making Asuka and Misato look at the boy.

"Shinji trust me when I say things can still be done, even with cloths on." Misato stated. "So I'll ask again. Did you two?"

Asuka sat there and shook her head no. "No Misato, as much as I wanted him to, Shinji wouldn't give it up. But he's rather good at other things…….. " Asuka trailed off.

Shinji just sat there blushing.

Misato just stood there thinking about that last statement, then she shook her head.

"What ever….. I'm tired and I want to get to bed. Clean this place up." Misato said as she rubbed her head and made her way to her room. After hearing the door shut Asuka looked over at Shinji.

"I better get cleaned….." Then with that Asuka got up and went in to the bathroom. Leaving Shinji sitting there on the couch.

"Man I better get started cleaning this place……"

Just out side the apartment, a light blued hair girl sat making her plane to get her Ikari-Kun.

'Ikari-Kun will need to clean up from after the party, he will for sure bring the trash here. Where I will spring my trap.' Rei thought to her self.

And sure enough, Shinji walked out of the apartment with was to be the first of many bags of trash. Before taking her placing just around the corner from the dumpsters.

As Shinji walked to the dumpsters, he was deep in thought. Throwing that bag of trash in to the dumpster, Shinji happened to see a thousand yen bill there on the ground. Looking around Shinji inspected the bill, he was strapped for cash, NERV doesn't pay him nor Asuka and Rei nearly enough. After making sure that he was the only one, Shinji bent over to pick up the money. When he felt a sharp pain in the back of his neck then everything became dark.

Rei was standing over Shinji's body. The boy was knocked out cold. Dragging the boy around the corner to where Rei had a huge Duffle bag stashed. Then carefully she stuffed Shinji in to the duffle bag. Once Shinji was in the bag, Rei started strap the bag on to her shoulders, surprisingly Rei was able to left Shinji as he was I the bag ad she started the mile and a half walk back to her own Apartment, with Shinji still in the bag.

Back at the apartment Asuka was just about to get up out of the tub when she remembered that she had forgotten her towel.

"Oh Baka-Shinji… Can you get me a towel? I forgot one." Asuka called from the bathroom, but no answer from Shinji.

Opening the door just enough to pop her head out in to the hall way Asuka looked down one end of the hall then back at the other end.

"Shinji? Where are you?" Asuka asked out loud but only got Misato.

"I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!" Misato yelled.

'I wonder where Shinji went to?' Asuka thought to her self.

T.B.C.