I'm going to cut it off!
By: Captian Black PG-13
RL/SB M-preg and slash! Disclaimer: Harry Potter and its characters are not mine..blah blah blah. Short One-shot fic about the night Remus became pregnant, and the birth of Sirius and Remus' child. R&R No Flames Please
It was a beautiful night at 'The Shack' which was the house that Remus and Sirius bought when they where married. Tonight was going to be a special night in many ways.
"Remus are you sure you want to through with this?" Sirius asks cautiously while eyeing the potion in Remus' hands.
This potion was made for male fertility, so that the drinker, during the act of sex will become pregnant. During the week of the delivery, the male carrying the baby will...err...grow 'special' parts for the baby to be born.
"Of course I'm sure Sirius...I've wanted this all my life." Said Remus softly as he leaned in for a kiss.
That kiss soon became wild and passionate and the only thing you could hear sometimes soon was the lovers yelling each others name in ecstasy.
9 months later
"It's okay Remus just take a deep breath" said the nurse in St. Mungos hospital.
"I AM!" yelled Remus while another contraction came.
"Doctor! He's fully dilated...this baby is coming out now!" yelled the nurse over all of Remus yelling.
While all this hustle and bustle was happening, we find Sirius staring at the scene with wide eyes. He never thought it would be so hectic! As Remus began to yell in pain from another contraction Sirius rushed to his side.
"SIRIUS IF YOU EVER DO THIS TO ME AGAIN IM GOING TO CUT IT OFF!" Remus yelled in pain, as yet a gain another contraction racked his body. "GET AWAY FROM ME! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!"
Sirius began to back away slowly in fear for his life, but then again Remus began to yell at him.
"WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING SIRIUS ORION BLACK! YOU GOT ME INTO THIS AND YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER TOO!" Remus screeched in pain. "Okay Remus, give me a big push on three...one...two...three!"
Remus yelled loudly and squeezed Sirius' hand so hard that Sirius began to yell in pain along with him.
"Its almost there! One more push!" yelled the doctor
Remus pushed as hard as he could and the next thing you know you could hear a new born baby crying. The nurse quickly cleaned the baby off and handed it to Remus.
"Congratulation Mr. Lupin- Black. Here's your baby boy.
Remus and Sirius stared at the baby in joy. Sirius was in awe because he never knew that the two of them could create something so perfect. He made a promise to him self, then and there, and the will so anything in his power to keep his child safe from harm.
"Welcome to the world, James." Sirius said softly.
THE END!
Please R&R! Love ya! Captain Black
