Notes from me:
First let me thank everyone for the reviews, I love getting the ideas and all the suggestions. They really are fun to read while here in my room at two in the morning. I'm sorry for the long wait but I've been working on another fic 'Split Worlds' and also working for the almighty dollar, along with school. I've also been working the revised version, but its coming along vary slowly. I also tried to type an adult version, but it just lost the humor aspect. So I've abandon that idea, sorry guys. But nothing seemed to work, while going that way. And on to my little problem......well I found some advice and I told the girl straight up how I feel. And all I got was a vary shocked expression..... Humm..... Okay I really didn't know if that was bad or good. So it was another awkward moment. Oh well on to the story...
Disclaimer: I don't own Neon Genesis Evangelion, but it would be cool..... Okay out of dream land.
Some where in Tokyo-3, Rei walked down a street with a bag of miscellanies objects. Stopping at a cross walk she didn't notice that none other then Dr. Akagi was behind her. Tapping the girl on the should, Rei turned around to see who just taped her shoulder.
"Dr. Akagi?" Rei said sounding a little surprised.
"Hello Rei doing some shopping I see?" Ritsuko asked.
"Yes Doctor." Rei simply replied.
"Well what did you get?" Ritsuko asked. "Some new cloths, CD's, what?" Ritsuko asked.
Rei didn't reply, all she did was reach in to the shopping bag and pulled out a bottle and handed it to the good doctor. Taking the bottle, Ritsuko started to read it to her self. When she was done Ritsuko just looked at Rei and blinked.
"Rei I think your just a little to young for this stuff." Ritsuko finally said. "Maybe I should just hold on to this for you."
"I can not let you do that." Rei said as she took the bottle back from Ritsuko. "Ikari-kun and I will be needing this when I return home."
"What do you mean?" Ritsuko asked. Then after she thought about it, she had answered her own question. But she still needed one other question. "Rei?"
"Yes Dr. Akagi?" Rei asked back.
"Where is Shinji?" Ritsuko asked.
Across town at Rei's place, Shinji laid on the floor of Rei's apartment.
"I sure wish Rei would get back so I can get out of here...... That is if she lets me go....." Shinji said to him self.
Back with Rei and Ritsuko at the cross walk.
"Well Rei where is he?" Ritsuko asked again.
"My Ikari-kun is at my apartment waiting for my return." Rei replied. Then the cross walk went green. "Now if you can excuse me."
With that Rei started to walk across the street, leaving Ritsuko at a loss for words.
Back at Misato's, the major had given up on getting any form of sleep while Asuka was ranting about cleaning. Hearing the phone ring, Misato walked over to the phone hanging in the kitchen.
"Hello?"
"Misato, do you happen to know that Shinji is over at Rei's right now?" Ritsuko asked from the other end of the phone.
"I do now." Misato replied. "How did you find that out?"
"Rei. I came across her when I was doing some shopping, and she had some adult items too." Ritsuko
"Okay...... And that means?" Misato asked.
"It means that Rei is more then likely on her way to strap Shinji to her bed and do all sorts of things to him." Ritsuko stated.
"Look Rei is too good of a kid to do that to Shinji." Misato said. "Really Ritsuko you have problems."
"Have you ever heard that the quite ones are the ones that are.... Umm aggressive shall we call it." Ritsuko said.
On the other end of the phone, Misato thought about it. "Look Shinji's the type of guy that isn't going to let anything happen."
"Alright, if the first child ends up getting knocked up, don't came crying to me....." Ritsuko said then hung up the phone.
Hearing that, Misato shrugged her shoulders. "What ever Shinji's not the type......"
Walking in to the living room, Misato flopped on the couch next to Asuka, who was flipping through the channels. Looking over at the red head next to her, Misato watched as Asuka took a drink of soda, and placed the can back on the coffee table in front of them.
"I just found out where Shinji is at." Misato said making Asuka look at her with a questioning look.
"Where'd he run off to, just to get out of cleaning up?" Asuka asked.
"Rei's." Misato simply replied.
WHAT!!!!
Hearing the German girl's scream, Pen-Pen ducked behind the fridge.
"That's right. Right now, Rei's probably doing all sorts of kinky stuff to Shinji right about now." Misato added.
"Like hell she is!" Asuka shouted as she shot up from the couch and ran for the door. Slipping her shoes on Asuka yelled back. "Going on for a couple of minutes!" then the door slammed. Sitting back on the couch, Misato finished the last of her can of beer.
"Maybe I find way too much enjoyment from messing with troubled teens minds." Misato placed the now empty can on the coffee table. "Oh well I better get off to work."
About tem minutes later, Rei walked in to her apartment, finding Shinji sitting at the desk off to the right of her bed.
"Look Rei I really should be going now, I kinda left Misato's place trashed." Shinji said as he started for the door.
"I can not let you go Ikari-Kun." Rei stated, stopping Shinji by placing her hand on his chest holding him in place.
Then something happened, something so out of place that if it didn't happen to Shinji he would never believe it. IN one swift movement, Rei ripped off the white button up shirt right off of Shinji reviling his dark blue shirt under it.
"Rei! What the Hell!" Shinji yelled from pure shock as he backed away from the blue haired girl before him.
"Ikari-kun, we will have a night filled with passionate love making......." Rei said as she started to walk to Shinji.
Still backing up from Rei, Shinji stuttered with shock and stumbled over just about everything that was around the small apartment. Knocking over the trashcan with the used medical things, then over the small dresser that had the medical items, it was like Rei was herding the boy to her bed. Before Shinji knew it he was backed up in the corner next to the desk, and was almost climbing up on to it. In hopes of getting away.
"Now Rei, think about this." Shinji pleaded. "If we do anything you run the chance of getting pregnant..... And I don't know about you I'm not quite ready for that. I mean someday...." Shinji trailed off. But his words hit Rei more then Shinji had thought. She stopped her advances to ponder this.
'Having Ikari-kun's child..... That would be a most logical pairing.' Rei thought to her self. 'It would be beneficial in many levels.' Rei went on in her head thinking about all the reasons why having Shinji's child would be a good idea. All while Shinji was standing there thinking he had just talked his way out of being raped.
'That did it.... Oh thank you god. Rei hasn't lost all common since.' Shinji thought to him self thinking he was in the clear. But just as he breathed a sigh of relief.....
"Having you child would be most beneficial." Rei finally said.
"Huh?" Shinji said in disbelief. 'Damn back fire.'
"It would be most logical." Rei said. "It would not only be beneficial for you and me, but to the whole of humanity."
"How so?" Shinji asked. 'That's it stall her.'
"It is to complex to get in to the details. You will require a high understanding of genetics." Rei said in a monotone voice, and then started again on her advances.
"No I want to know how." Shinji said making Rei stop. "Tell me."
"I do believe that during the last test in biology, you were having difficulties." Rei said as she slightly backed away from Shinji, giving him some space.
"It's not my best subject." Shinji confessed. "Now tell me why."
Just then there was aloud pounding at the door to Rei's apartment, both teens looked over at the door and just beyond the door they could hear some one yelling all sorts of profanities in German.
"You here me Wondergirl!!!" Asuka yelled from the other side of the door. "I know you have MY Baka-Shinji!!!"
Rei fully turned to face the door. "It is considered rude for someone to pound on door of someone's residents." Rei said loud enough so Asuka could here.
On the other side of the door, Asuka clinched her fists tighter. "I'll show you rude!!!"
Just then Rei and Shinji watched as the door started to be knocked off its sliders, as the German on the other side kicked and threw her self on the door trying to knock it down. Out side, Asuka was getting even madder as the door just wouldn't budge.
"Stupid..... Son of a..... I'll show you........... AAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Screamed the red head as she gave on more time, but this time she was able to knock the door right off its sliders. Standing there over what remains of the door, her nostrils flaring as she looked around the small apartment, finding Shinji back in to the corner of the room, and Rei right in front of him blocking her Baka-Shinji in. Marching over to where they are, Asuka pushed Rei out of the way and grabbed poor Shinji by the arm. "Come on stooge! We're going home!"
Just as Shinji was jerked away from the desk, Rei grabbed on to his other arm. "No Ikari-Kun will remain with me."
"No he's going home with me!" Asuka yelled, jerking Shinji back.
"Girls...."
"He's remaining here." Rei said, pulling Shinji back to her.
"Girls...."
"When Hell freezes over!" The red head yelled, again jerking Shinji back to her.
As the two girls, jerked him back and forth Shinji let out a sigh. 'Why dose it seem like someone's screwing with my life.....' Shinji thought to himself, and then he was jerked a little bit harder then normal.
"GIRLS!!!!" Shinji managed to yell, making both Asuka and Rei stop. Jerking his arms from the grips of the two girls. Shinji took a moment to regain some gather his thought.
"Stop this please..... I really don't know how much more I can take." Shinji managed to say, but all he got was a glair from both girls.
"You have no say in the matter." Rei said.
"That's right I call the shots here." Asuka added. "Now who would you rather have? A doll or me?" Asuka asked.
"I'd rather not....."
"Choose!!!" Yelled both girls in unison, making Shinji jump, and take a step back. As he did he didn't see the small bottle of medication. Stepping on it, Shinji started to stumble back he tried to regain his balance but wasn't able to do so, before knocking the back of his head on the wall. Then to Shinji everything went black. Again for the second time that day poor Shinji was knocked out cold.
T.B.C.
Shinji: Damn.... Again, why?
Me: Because, you're in my fan fiction story. And I have the power to do this.
Shinji: But you had me get knocked out twice!
Me: Look at it this way. Would you rather I type a story where your jack ass dad screws around with you life even more then he dose.
Shinji: Good point. But could you just pick one. I mean this going to Asuka then Rei and back again is getting annoying.
Me: Maybe later after like ten chapters. Then I can do more deep stories.
Shinji: oh great......
First let me thank everyone for the reviews, I love getting the ideas and all the suggestions. They really are fun to read while here in my room at two in the morning. I'm sorry for the long wait but I've been working on another fic 'Split Worlds' and also working for the almighty dollar, along with school. I've also been working the revised version, but its coming along vary slowly. I also tried to type an adult version, but it just lost the humor aspect. So I've abandon that idea, sorry guys. But nothing seemed to work, while going that way. And on to my little problem......well I found some advice and I told the girl straight up how I feel. And all I got was a vary shocked expression..... Humm..... Okay I really didn't know if that was bad or good. So it was another awkward moment. Oh well on to the story...
Disclaimer: I don't own Neon Genesis Evangelion, but it would be cool..... Okay out of dream land.
Some where in Tokyo-3, Rei walked down a street with a bag of miscellanies objects. Stopping at a cross walk she didn't notice that none other then Dr. Akagi was behind her. Tapping the girl on the should, Rei turned around to see who just taped her shoulder.
"Dr. Akagi?" Rei said sounding a little surprised.
"Hello Rei doing some shopping I see?" Ritsuko asked.
"Yes Doctor." Rei simply replied.
"Well what did you get?" Ritsuko asked. "Some new cloths, CD's, what?" Ritsuko asked.
Rei didn't reply, all she did was reach in to the shopping bag and pulled out a bottle and handed it to the good doctor. Taking the bottle, Ritsuko started to read it to her self. When she was done Ritsuko just looked at Rei and blinked.
"Rei I think your just a little to young for this stuff." Ritsuko finally said. "Maybe I should just hold on to this for you."
"I can not let you do that." Rei said as she took the bottle back from Ritsuko. "Ikari-kun and I will be needing this when I return home."
"What do you mean?" Ritsuko asked. Then after she thought about it, she had answered her own question. But she still needed one other question. "Rei?"
"Yes Dr. Akagi?" Rei asked back.
"Where is Shinji?" Ritsuko asked.
Across town at Rei's place, Shinji laid on the floor of Rei's apartment.
"I sure wish Rei would get back so I can get out of here...... That is if she lets me go....." Shinji said to him self.
Back with Rei and Ritsuko at the cross walk.
"Well Rei where is he?" Ritsuko asked again.
"My Ikari-kun is at my apartment waiting for my return." Rei replied. Then the cross walk went green. "Now if you can excuse me."
With that Rei started to walk across the street, leaving Ritsuko at a loss for words.
Back at Misato's, the major had given up on getting any form of sleep while Asuka was ranting about cleaning. Hearing the phone ring, Misato walked over to the phone hanging in the kitchen.
"Hello?"
"Misato, do you happen to know that Shinji is over at Rei's right now?" Ritsuko asked from the other end of the phone.
"I do now." Misato replied. "How did you find that out?"
"Rei. I came across her when I was doing some shopping, and she had some adult items too." Ritsuko
"Okay...... And that means?" Misato asked.
"It means that Rei is more then likely on her way to strap Shinji to her bed and do all sorts of things to him." Ritsuko stated.
"Look Rei is too good of a kid to do that to Shinji." Misato said. "Really Ritsuko you have problems."
"Have you ever heard that the quite ones are the ones that are.... Umm aggressive shall we call it." Ritsuko said.
On the other end of the phone, Misato thought about it. "Look Shinji's the type of guy that isn't going to let anything happen."
"Alright, if the first child ends up getting knocked up, don't came crying to me....." Ritsuko said then hung up the phone.
Hearing that, Misato shrugged her shoulders. "What ever Shinji's not the type......"
Walking in to the living room, Misato flopped on the couch next to Asuka, who was flipping through the channels. Looking over at the red head next to her, Misato watched as Asuka took a drink of soda, and placed the can back on the coffee table in front of them.
"I just found out where Shinji is at." Misato said making Asuka look at her with a questioning look.
"Where'd he run off to, just to get out of cleaning up?" Asuka asked.
"Rei's." Misato simply replied.
WHAT!!!!
Hearing the German girl's scream, Pen-Pen ducked behind the fridge.
"That's right. Right now, Rei's probably doing all sorts of kinky stuff to Shinji right about now." Misato added.
"Like hell she is!" Asuka shouted as she shot up from the couch and ran for the door. Slipping her shoes on Asuka yelled back. "Going on for a couple of minutes!" then the door slammed. Sitting back on the couch, Misato finished the last of her can of beer.
"Maybe I find way too much enjoyment from messing with troubled teens minds." Misato placed the now empty can on the coffee table. "Oh well I better get off to work."
About tem minutes later, Rei walked in to her apartment, finding Shinji sitting at the desk off to the right of her bed.
"Look Rei I really should be going now, I kinda left Misato's place trashed." Shinji said as he started for the door.
"I can not let you go Ikari-Kun." Rei stated, stopping Shinji by placing her hand on his chest holding him in place.
Then something happened, something so out of place that if it didn't happen to Shinji he would never believe it. IN one swift movement, Rei ripped off the white button up shirt right off of Shinji reviling his dark blue shirt under it.
"Rei! What the Hell!" Shinji yelled from pure shock as he backed away from the blue haired girl before him.
"Ikari-kun, we will have a night filled with passionate love making......." Rei said as she started to walk to Shinji.
Still backing up from Rei, Shinji stuttered with shock and stumbled over just about everything that was around the small apartment. Knocking over the trashcan with the used medical things, then over the small dresser that had the medical items, it was like Rei was herding the boy to her bed. Before Shinji knew it he was backed up in the corner next to the desk, and was almost climbing up on to it. In hopes of getting away.
"Now Rei, think about this." Shinji pleaded. "If we do anything you run the chance of getting pregnant..... And I don't know about you I'm not quite ready for that. I mean someday...." Shinji trailed off. But his words hit Rei more then Shinji had thought. She stopped her advances to ponder this.
'Having Ikari-kun's child..... That would be a most logical pairing.' Rei thought to her self. 'It would be beneficial in many levels.' Rei went on in her head thinking about all the reasons why having Shinji's child would be a good idea. All while Shinji was standing there thinking he had just talked his way out of being raped.
'That did it.... Oh thank you god. Rei hasn't lost all common since.' Shinji thought to him self thinking he was in the clear. But just as he breathed a sigh of relief.....
"Having you child would be most beneficial." Rei finally said.
"Huh?" Shinji said in disbelief. 'Damn back fire.'
"It would be most logical." Rei said. "It would not only be beneficial for you and me, but to the whole of humanity."
"How so?" Shinji asked. 'That's it stall her.'
"It is to complex to get in to the details. You will require a high understanding of genetics." Rei said in a monotone voice, and then started again on her advances.
"No I want to know how." Shinji said making Rei stop. "Tell me."
"I do believe that during the last test in biology, you were having difficulties." Rei said as she slightly backed away from Shinji, giving him some space.
"It's not my best subject." Shinji confessed. "Now tell me why."
Just then there was aloud pounding at the door to Rei's apartment, both teens looked over at the door and just beyond the door they could hear some one yelling all sorts of profanities in German.
"You here me Wondergirl!!!" Asuka yelled from the other side of the door. "I know you have MY Baka-Shinji!!!"
Rei fully turned to face the door. "It is considered rude for someone to pound on door of someone's residents." Rei said loud enough so Asuka could here.
On the other side of the door, Asuka clinched her fists tighter. "I'll show you rude!!!"
Just then Rei and Shinji watched as the door started to be knocked off its sliders, as the German on the other side kicked and threw her self on the door trying to knock it down. Out side, Asuka was getting even madder as the door just wouldn't budge.
"Stupid..... Son of a..... I'll show you........... AAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Screamed the red head as she gave on more time, but this time she was able to knock the door right off its sliders. Standing there over what remains of the door, her nostrils flaring as she looked around the small apartment, finding Shinji back in to the corner of the room, and Rei right in front of him blocking her Baka-Shinji in. Marching over to where they are, Asuka pushed Rei out of the way and grabbed poor Shinji by the arm. "Come on stooge! We're going home!"
Just as Shinji was jerked away from the desk, Rei grabbed on to his other arm. "No Ikari-Kun will remain with me."
"No he's going home with me!" Asuka yelled, jerking Shinji back.
"Girls...."
"He's remaining here." Rei said, pulling Shinji back to her.
"Girls...."
"When Hell freezes over!" The red head yelled, again jerking Shinji back to her.
As the two girls, jerked him back and forth Shinji let out a sigh. 'Why dose it seem like someone's screwing with my life.....' Shinji thought to himself, and then he was jerked a little bit harder then normal.
"GIRLS!!!!" Shinji managed to yell, making both Asuka and Rei stop. Jerking his arms from the grips of the two girls. Shinji took a moment to regain some gather his thought.
"Stop this please..... I really don't know how much more I can take." Shinji managed to say, but all he got was a glair from both girls.
"You have no say in the matter." Rei said.
"That's right I call the shots here." Asuka added. "Now who would you rather have? A doll or me?" Asuka asked.
"I'd rather not....."
"Choose!!!" Yelled both girls in unison, making Shinji jump, and take a step back. As he did he didn't see the small bottle of medication. Stepping on it, Shinji started to stumble back he tried to regain his balance but wasn't able to do so, before knocking the back of his head on the wall. Then to Shinji everything went black. Again for the second time that day poor Shinji was knocked out cold.
T.B.C.
Shinji: Damn.... Again, why?
Me: Because, you're in my fan fiction story. And I have the power to do this.
Shinji: But you had me get knocked out twice!
Me: Look at it this way. Would you rather I type a story where your jack ass dad screws around with you life even more then he dose.
Shinji: Good point. But could you just pick one. I mean this going to Asuka then Rei and back again is getting annoying.
Me: Maybe later after like ten chapters. Then I can do more deep stories.
Shinji: oh great......