*Otherworld plays in the distant background of the arena*
Biggs: "And, its time for..FFW!!! Thats right, Final Fantasy Wrestlemania! Watch as your favorite Final Fantasy chatacters lay the smack down, as well as imagine your favorite chicks mud wrestling eventually nude!"
Wedge: "That actually sounds good, Biggs..Now, lets get the show on the road. The current contestants are: Tidus (X), Yuna (X), Rikku (X), Leblac (X-2), Paine (X-2), Cloud (VII), Tifa (VII), Barret (VII), Seifer (VIII), Sephiroth (VII), Lulu (X), Wakka (X), Auron (X), and that crazy-ass Ronso Kimahri (X)!"
Biggs: "We've got an interesting game tonight, Wedge. Now I know some of you may wonder if they are actually going to 'wrestle'. The rules, for this game..Have changed. The contestants must use a specialty attack, within their physical attacks. If they get knocked out, Moe the Moogle here, will eliminate them from the game, thus they won't get to watch the chicks in the mud ring." Biggs laughed, followed by Wedges corny sports announcer laugh.
Wedge: "Now, for round one, may I introduce.... Barret Wallace! That big black piece of ass will kick anyone's ass..haha I rhymed! (corny sports announcer laugh)"
*Barret walks out of the locker room into the ring, letting his gatling gun shoot around the roof like a machine gun. He walks into the ring*
Barret: "God damn, I feel like Mr. T. ! I pity da foo' who messes wit me!"
Biggs: And, may I introduce you to Kimahri Ronso! This will be one interesting fight!"
*Kimahri shakes his fists up in the air, roaring and growling. He takes his spear and twirls it around, like a baton. Then he throws it up in the air, and it lands inches from Barret's feet.*
Barret: "Hey watch it you dumbass cat!" Barret shakes his one fist into the air, threatening Kimahri. Kimahri growls, and then the cute moogle in the striped shirt, whistle around his neck, gets between them and extends his stub arm on either side, shaking its head in discust.
Moe the Moogle holds up a sign that reads: Ya'll know now, that I want a good, clean fight." He then tucks it under his side and blows his little whistle.
ROUND 1: Barret VS Kimahri
Kimahri roars and preforms his Ronso Rage, Jump.
Wedge: "He's gonna feel that one in the morning!"
Barret gets up and tackles Kimahri, unhurt, giving him a rough noogie and elbowing him in his chest. Kimahri groans and hits him with the handle of his spear, twirling it and then slashing Barret's back with the bladed side. Barret shoots at him with his gun-arm, but Kimahri leaps onto the sides of the ring. He then jumps onto Barret, his weight holding him down.
Biggs: I think Kimahri's got him! Oh, hold on, Barret doesn't look finished yet!"
Barret's gun-arm suddenly swings side to side, trying to get Kimahri in the face. All the while, Moe the Moogle, counting slowely, tapping the mat with his stub arm, losing count and starting over.
He had just gotten to five when barret wacked Kimahri straight in the face. Kimahri shoots sideways, off of Barret. The Moogle gave him a potion, and blew his whistle right into Barret's ear. He held up a sign that magically had something written on it:
"Kimahri is the winner. Barret is now disqualified." Kimahri puts a huge clawed foot on top of Barret's chest, shoving his spear right onto his manhood.
Biggs: *winces* "I bet that hurt!"
Wedge: "And now for a word from our Sponser, the Chocobo Farms of Spira."
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yeah. its a start..I want to put the rest of the matches in separate chapters, because I wana see if you people like my idea. Please Read and Rate. Sorry, No mudd wrestling yet.
Biggs: "And, its time for..FFW!!! Thats right, Final Fantasy Wrestlemania! Watch as your favorite Final Fantasy chatacters lay the smack down, as well as imagine your favorite chicks mud wrestling eventually nude!"
Wedge: "That actually sounds good, Biggs..Now, lets get the show on the road. The current contestants are: Tidus (X), Yuna (X), Rikku (X), Leblac (X-2), Paine (X-2), Cloud (VII), Tifa (VII), Barret (VII), Seifer (VIII), Sephiroth (VII), Lulu (X), Wakka (X), Auron (X), and that crazy-ass Ronso Kimahri (X)!"
Biggs: "We've got an interesting game tonight, Wedge. Now I know some of you may wonder if they are actually going to 'wrestle'. The rules, for this game..Have changed. The contestants must use a specialty attack, within their physical attacks. If they get knocked out, Moe the Moogle here, will eliminate them from the game, thus they won't get to watch the chicks in the mud ring." Biggs laughed, followed by Wedges corny sports announcer laugh.
Wedge: "Now, for round one, may I introduce.... Barret Wallace! That big black piece of ass will kick anyone's ass..haha I rhymed! (corny sports announcer laugh)"
*Barret walks out of the locker room into the ring, letting his gatling gun shoot around the roof like a machine gun. He walks into the ring*
Barret: "God damn, I feel like Mr. T. ! I pity da foo' who messes wit me!"
Biggs: And, may I introduce you to Kimahri Ronso! This will be one interesting fight!"
*Kimahri shakes his fists up in the air, roaring and growling. He takes his spear and twirls it around, like a baton. Then he throws it up in the air, and it lands inches from Barret's feet.*
Barret: "Hey watch it you dumbass cat!" Barret shakes his one fist into the air, threatening Kimahri. Kimahri growls, and then the cute moogle in the striped shirt, whistle around his neck, gets between them and extends his stub arm on either side, shaking its head in discust.
Moe the Moogle holds up a sign that reads: Ya'll know now, that I want a good, clean fight." He then tucks it under his side and blows his little whistle.
ROUND 1: Barret VS Kimahri
Kimahri roars and preforms his Ronso Rage, Jump.
Wedge: "He's gonna feel that one in the morning!"
Barret gets up and tackles Kimahri, unhurt, giving him a rough noogie and elbowing him in his chest. Kimahri groans and hits him with the handle of his spear, twirling it and then slashing Barret's back with the bladed side. Barret shoots at him with his gun-arm, but Kimahri leaps onto the sides of the ring. He then jumps onto Barret, his weight holding him down.
Biggs: I think Kimahri's got him! Oh, hold on, Barret doesn't look finished yet!"
Barret's gun-arm suddenly swings side to side, trying to get Kimahri in the face. All the while, Moe the Moogle, counting slowely, tapping the mat with his stub arm, losing count and starting over.
He had just gotten to five when barret wacked Kimahri straight in the face. Kimahri shoots sideways, off of Barret. The Moogle gave him a potion, and blew his whistle right into Barret's ear. He held up a sign that magically had something written on it:
"Kimahri is the winner. Barret is now disqualified." Kimahri puts a huge clawed foot on top of Barret's chest, shoving his spear right onto his manhood.
Biggs: *winces* "I bet that hurt!"
Wedge: "And now for a word from our Sponser, the Chocobo Farms of Spira."
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yeah. its a start..I want to put the rest of the matches in separate chapters, because I wana see if you people like my idea. Please Read and Rate. Sorry, No mudd wrestling yet.