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(this next match is for you, HI00C!)
Biggs: And, were back to, Final Fantasy Wrestlemania! *monster truck show echo* Be prepared, because this match involves two battle-vetrans with big-ass swords! No, we aren't talking about Cloud this time, we're talkin' about Sephiroth and Auron.
Wedge: Yeah..I wonder whats with Square on making people with big ass swords?
*Moe the moogle shruggs, waddling around on its short legs, whistle in mouth*
Biggs: So anyway, let the match begin! *they both laugh all corny-like*
ROUND 2: Auron VS Sephiroth
Auron, flipping off his red tunic and grabbing his Katana, takes a drink from his big-ass jug at his side. He grunts and flexes his sexy muscles. Then, he steps into the ring, holding his sword over his shoulder. The crowd cheers, fangirls scream, and then everything goes quiet, something is missing.
Silence.
Biggs: *breaks silence* Sephiroth so far is no where to be found...
Wedge: Uh...Commercial break??
But hes too late. Sephiroth flies down from the ceiling, holding the handle of his sword firmly, blade facing downwards.....
Poor Moe.
A replacement Moogle, named Joe, appears outside of the ring, looking very similar to Moe.
Auron stares at his new opponent. He mercilessly just killed a moogle...A MOOGLE! oh the agony!!!!! *ahem*... "And so, it begins." Auron tells the white haired man.
"And so it ends." Sephiroh glares back, at the younger, better looking guy, holding up his long, lightweight sword.
Joe the moogle, after handing Lulu Moe to sew him up, wads up between them, swinging his stubs, simulating finger counting. Then, he holds up another sign: "Dammit! I hate you, Sephiroth, you ripped my brother! gah! Lulu is gona make ME clean up that cotton!" He then brings it down, and waves his stubs infront of it again..He holds it infront of Auron. It reads: "Kill his moogle-murdering ass." Auron chuckles and nods. Joe then blows the whistle, and the match actually starts.
Auron swings his Katana around, letting go and watching it fly and hitting Sephiroth's skull, knocking him down. Auron then starts choking him, and then lets him go. Sephiroth uses his super Jenova powers, and lifts Auron up, and throws him into the audience, into a row of fangirls. He groans and they all scream and kiss him everywhere. There seems to be no way out of this.
Biggs: *laughs hysterically* Hahaha, it looks like Auron got washed up.
Wedge: How any sexy anime character with a sword can survive rabid fangirls is beyond me.
Sephiroth then stretches, and brings Auron back into the ring by using his hellaciously cool teleportation skills.
Auron then randomly tackles Sephiroth, bending his leg backwards, making Sephiroth scream like the little girl he really is. "This is for Aerith, the last of the Cetra!" Auron beamed and broke poor Sephy's leg. He chuckled and held Sephiroth's back down with his elbow, which Joe got beside them, tapping the mat with his stubs, trying to remember what number comes after 4...
"Auron is the winner" The sign now reads. Auron gets up, stepping on the mangled body of Sephiroth, and he grabs Joe's stubb, lifting the moogle in the air, and listening to the random fangirl's pleas to make sweet love to him after the show. Ahhh, the life.
Biggs: I wasn't expecting that.......
Wedge: ........And now for something COMPLETELY different. A word from another sponser, Shin-Ra inc.
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(this next match is for you, HI00C!)
Biggs: And, were back to, Final Fantasy Wrestlemania! *monster truck show echo* Be prepared, because this match involves two battle-vetrans with big-ass swords! No, we aren't talking about Cloud this time, we're talkin' about Sephiroth and Auron.
Wedge: Yeah..I wonder whats with Square on making people with big ass swords?
*Moe the moogle shruggs, waddling around on its short legs, whistle in mouth*
Biggs: So anyway, let the match begin! *they both laugh all corny-like*
ROUND 2: Auron VS Sephiroth
Auron, flipping off his red tunic and grabbing his Katana, takes a drink from his big-ass jug at his side. He grunts and flexes his sexy muscles. Then, he steps into the ring, holding his sword over his shoulder. The crowd cheers, fangirls scream, and then everything goes quiet, something is missing.
Silence.
Biggs: *breaks silence* Sephiroth so far is no where to be found...
Wedge: Uh...Commercial break??
But hes too late. Sephiroth flies down from the ceiling, holding the handle of his sword firmly, blade facing downwards.....
Poor Moe.
A replacement Moogle, named Joe, appears outside of the ring, looking very similar to Moe.
Auron stares at his new opponent. He mercilessly just killed a moogle...A MOOGLE! oh the agony!!!!! *ahem*... "And so, it begins." Auron tells the white haired man.
"And so it ends." Sephiroh glares back, at the younger, better looking guy, holding up his long, lightweight sword.
Joe the moogle, after handing Lulu Moe to sew him up, wads up between them, swinging his stubs, simulating finger counting. Then, he holds up another sign: "Dammit! I hate you, Sephiroth, you ripped my brother! gah! Lulu is gona make ME clean up that cotton!" He then brings it down, and waves his stubs infront of it again..He holds it infront of Auron. It reads: "Kill his moogle-murdering ass." Auron chuckles and nods. Joe then blows the whistle, and the match actually starts.
Auron swings his Katana around, letting go and watching it fly and hitting Sephiroth's skull, knocking him down. Auron then starts choking him, and then lets him go. Sephiroth uses his super Jenova powers, and lifts Auron up, and throws him into the audience, into a row of fangirls. He groans and they all scream and kiss him everywhere. There seems to be no way out of this.
Biggs: *laughs hysterically* Hahaha, it looks like Auron got washed up.
Wedge: How any sexy anime character with a sword can survive rabid fangirls is beyond me.
Sephiroth then stretches, and brings Auron back into the ring by using his hellaciously cool teleportation skills.
Auron then randomly tackles Sephiroth, bending his leg backwards, making Sephiroth scream like the little girl he really is. "This is for Aerith, the last of the Cetra!" Auron beamed and broke poor Sephy's leg. He chuckled and held Sephiroth's back down with his elbow, which Joe got beside them, tapping the mat with his stubs, trying to remember what number comes after 4...
"Auron is the winner" The sign now reads. Auron gets up, stepping on the mangled body of Sephiroth, and he grabs Joe's stubb, lifting the moogle in the air, and listening to the random fangirl's pleas to make sweet love to him after the show. Ahhh, the life.
Biggs: I wasn't expecting that.......
Wedge: ........And now for something COMPLETELY different. A word from another sponser, Shin-Ra inc.