Sorry for the lack of updates. anyway, this one is gona be hard to
write because its an team match. Have fun reading :) i might have
gotten the personalities of the Turks messed up (most noticibly Tseng
and Rude..)
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note: Kopukku is pronounced kO-pooku, but you can pronounce it any way you want i guess ;)
Moogle: Kupo! Kupo!
Woman #1: That's right, Kopukku! You can buy these awsome Gyshal Greens from any Chocobo feeding store! ::She holds them up to the camera and smiles absent-mindedly::
Kopukku: ::An anime-style question mark appears over his forehead:: Kupo?.......
Woman #2:::pets some Zio nuts in her hands:: Yes, you are SOO right! You can get these from any goblins on Goblin Island. They are used to help you get a GOLDEN CHOCOBO!!
Kopukku: ::scratches head and looks away::
Woman #1: Kopukku! You are SOO smart for a moogle!!! ::pets him::
Kopukku: ::Anime-style mushroom looking thing appears under mouth:: Ku...po.....::sighs::
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Wedge: Whoa, a commercial with moogles and blonde chicks!
Biggs: I wonder why Joe didn't make the part?
Wedge: Because you play peeknuckle with him ::thumps Biggs::
Biggs: :chuckles::
Wedge: Anyway folks, today we will see some awsome elimination matches!
Biggs: Todays contestants might be a bit of a shock...
Wedge: How so? ::Fake news-announcer question like on Fox and Freinds::
Biggs: Cuz we got the Maesters of Yevon competing tonight..
Wedge: ::Big-eyed:: But they're....they're...
Biggs: -- don't ask. Anyway, we also have the young and ALIVE Turks competing against them.
Wedge: ........How does this work out?!
Biggs: We'll see Wedge, we'll see...
Wedge: Okie dokie then, let me introduce our contestants!
Wedge: Maester Seymour, come on down! price is right theme plays
Seymour: squeals im on the price is right! im on the price is right!
Biggs: through microphone sorry Seymour..this isnt the price is right..
Seymour: It ISNT?! We four Maesters must be in the wrong place then..walks out of the ring
Wedge: eh??? Who will replace them then?!
Joe the Moogle: holds up a sign that reads: Why don't you let the Turks fight in a team match?
Wedge: Will do, Joe, will do.
Biggs: So let us now introduce the Turks. Tseng? Elena? Reeve? Rude? Reno? Get your asses out here!
Elena: I will not be spoken to that way.
Rude: ..............
Reno: Dude, shut up, were commin!
Reeve: I'm not with the turks anymore, so I forfeit. ::nods::
Tseng: Where the hell are those master things?!
The Turks step into the ring, getting some caked mud on their shoes from where it had dried after it had been cleaned from the previous match.
Elena: Why do I have to fight? ::stands like Leblanc does::
Reno: because you are a turk and this is what turks do. Get used to it, woman!
Tseng: Thats MY line!
Rude: .............
Wedge: SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH IT!! sighs
ROUND 4: TURKS TEAM MATCH
Biggs: sighs Now you guys have to pick teams. two teams, two on each.
Reno and Tseng at the same time: I call Elena!
Elena: No, I pick Rude. He never talks.
Rude: ...................
Elena: ::Smirks::
Tseng and Reno in unison: aww, man.. Why do I have to be with HIM? ::they point at each other::
Barret: ::In background:: Quit yo' bitchin'!
Biggs: Are you going to fight or what???
Reno: Fight? eh? this wasn't in my planner! ELENA! YOU TOLD ME YOU'D WRITE IT DOWN!!
Elena: I did, you moron! ::points to the hellaciously small line of print::
Reno: ::elbows her:: haha, fooled you! LETS GET THIS BATTLE ON!
Joe: ::Blows the whistle and waves his stubs:: Kupo Kupo! (Cara (FFV) translates: Now lets have a good, clean fight!) Joe nods his cute little head.
Rude puts up his fists, Reno grabs his whacking Trine stick, Elena gets her gun and Tseng grabs his whip.
Reno begins by casting Trine on Rude and Elena and Tseng follows behind, tapping Elena's butt with his whip. Rude breaks free of the trine and smacks Tseng in the jaw. Tseng cracks his whip and chases Rude around the arena.
Rude slips in some mudd and finds a blue bikini top. He picks it up and flips it around. Tseng flings his whip at him but Rude blocks it with the bra. Meanwhile, Reno and Elena are at it again. Elena is on top if him, scratching his neck and smacking his face. You can almost hear the rasping sound of an angry cat comming from her. Reno manages to push her off of him and he pokes her chest a few times with his Trine stick. Elena blushes and runs after him, grabbing her sandle and runs with it in her hand, trying to hit him with it.
Biggs: This isnt wrestling, Wedge..
Wedge: It's good enough, ya?...ooops, been hanging around Besaid too much.
Tseng had hit Rude with his whip a few times, and Rude had managed to hit him with his knuckles, so between them it was pretty much a fair fight. Rude finally gave up and sat in one corner of the ring, leaving Tseng AND Reno to Elena
Elena had casted Bio and Doom, so it wouldnt be too hard to make them K.O.
5....
Elena smacked them both with her shoe and ran away from them..
4....
Reno stole her shoe and proceeded to hit her with it, after he would cast Trine...
Damn, out of MP...
3....
Tseng had already given up, and he and Rude were chattering about chocobos (Rude loves chocobos..)
2.....
Reno and Elena stopped and confessed their love for each other. Elena tried to dispell him but it didn't work. the poison had made him too weak.
1.....
0...
Tsneng had passed out already, and Reno had just as well.
Elena: ::the end of romeo and juliet:: No..i shall kill theeself... ::casts death on herself::
Biggs: .................................
Wedge: ........this has to be one of the worst matches I've ever seen. But guess who gets to clean up the bodies? ::He smiles at Joe the moogle::
Joe: kupo! anime angry cross vein appears over his forehead
Okay..this chappie sucked. bad. sowwie about that :)
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, ADAM?! STOP SPAMMING MY REVIEW BOARD!!!
note: Kopukku is pronounced kO-pooku, but you can pronounce it any way you want i guess ;)
Moogle: Kupo! Kupo!
Woman #1: That's right, Kopukku! You can buy these awsome Gyshal Greens from any Chocobo feeding store! ::She holds them up to the camera and smiles absent-mindedly::
Kopukku: ::An anime-style question mark appears over his forehead:: Kupo?.......
Woman #2:::pets some Zio nuts in her hands:: Yes, you are SOO right! You can get these from any goblins on Goblin Island. They are used to help you get a GOLDEN CHOCOBO!!
Kopukku: ::scratches head and looks away::
Woman #1: Kopukku! You are SOO smart for a moogle!!! ::pets him::
Kopukku: ::Anime-style mushroom looking thing appears under mouth:: Ku...po.....::sighs::
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Wedge: Whoa, a commercial with moogles and blonde chicks!
Biggs: I wonder why Joe didn't make the part?
Wedge: Because you play peeknuckle with him ::thumps Biggs::
Biggs: :chuckles::
Wedge: Anyway folks, today we will see some awsome elimination matches!
Biggs: Todays contestants might be a bit of a shock...
Wedge: How so? ::Fake news-announcer question like on Fox and Freinds::
Biggs: Cuz we got the Maesters of Yevon competing tonight..
Wedge: ::Big-eyed:: But they're....they're...
Biggs: -- don't ask. Anyway, we also have the young and ALIVE Turks competing against them.
Wedge: ........How does this work out?!
Biggs: We'll see Wedge, we'll see...
Wedge: Okie dokie then, let me introduce our contestants!
Wedge: Maester Seymour, come on down! price is right theme plays
Seymour: squeals im on the price is right! im on the price is right!
Biggs: through microphone sorry Seymour..this isnt the price is right..
Seymour: It ISNT?! We four Maesters must be in the wrong place then..walks out of the ring
Wedge: eh??? Who will replace them then?!
Joe the Moogle: holds up a sign that reads: Why don't you let the Turks fight in a team match?
Wedge: Will do, Joe, will do.
Biggs: So let us now introduce the Turks. Tseng? Elena? Reeve? Rude? Reno? Get your asses out here!
Elena: I will not be spoken to that way.
Rude: ..............
Reno: Dude, shut up, were commin!
Reeve: I'm not with the turks anymore, so I forfeit. ::nods::
Tseng: Where the hell are those master things?!
The Turks step into the ring, getting some caked mud on their shoes from where it had dried after it had been cleaned from the previous match.
Elena: Why do I have to fight? ::stands like Leblanc does::
Reno: because you are a turk and this is what turks do. Get used to it, woman!
Tseng: Thats MY line!
Rude: .............
Wedge: SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH IT!! sighs
ROUND 4: TURKS TEAM MATCH
Biggs: sighs Now you guys have to pick teams. two teams, two on each.
Reno and Tseng at the same time: I call Elena!
Elena: No, I pick Rude. He never talks.
Rude: ...................
Elena: ::Smirks::
Tseng and Reno in unison: aww, man.. Why do I have to be with HIM? ::they point at each other::
Barret: ::In background:: Quit yo' bitchin'!
Biggs: Are you going to fight or what???
Reno: Fight? eh? this wasn't in my planner! ELENA! YOU TOLD ME YOU'D WRITE IT DOWN!!
Elena: I did, you moron! ::points to the hellaciously small line of print::
Reno: ::elbows her:: haha, fooled you! LETS GET THIS BATTLE ON!
Joe: ::Blows the whistle and waves his stubs:: Kupo Kupo! (Cara (FFV) translates: Now lets have a good, clean fight!) Joe nods his cute little head.
Rude puts up his fists, Reno grabs his whacking Trine stick, Elena gets her gun and Tseng grabs his whip.
Reno begins by casting Trine on Rude and Elena and Tseng follows behind, tapping Elena's butt with his whip. Rude breaks free of the trine and smacks Tseng in the jaw. Tseng cracks his whip and chases Rude around the arena.
Rude slips in some mudd and finds a blue bikini top. He picks it up and flips it around. Tseng flings his whip at him but Rude blocks it with the bra. Meanwhile, Reno and Elena are at it again. Elena is on top if him, scratching his neck and smacking his face. You can almost hear the rasping sound of an angry cat comming from her. Reno manages to push her off of him and he pokes her chest a few times with his Trine stick. Elena blushes and runs after him, grabbing her sandle and runs with it in her hand, trying to hit him with it.
Biggs: This isnt wrestling, Wedge..
Wedge: It's good enough, ya?...ooops, been hanging around Besaid too much.
Tseng had hit Rude with his whip a few times, and Rude had managed to hit him with his knuckles, so between them it was pretty much a fair fight. Rude finally gave up and sat in one corner of the ring, leaving Tseng AND Reno to Elena
Elena had casted Bio and Doom, so it wouldnt be too hard to make them K.O.
5....
Elena smacked them both with her shoe and ran away from them..
4....
Reno stole her shoe and proceeded to hit her with it, after he would cast Trine...
Damn, out of MP...
3....
Tseng had already given up, and he and Rude were chattering about chocobos (Rude loves chocobos..)
2.....
Reno and Elena stopped and confessed their love for each other. Elena tried to dispell him but it didn't work. the poison had made him too weak.
1.....
0...
Tsneng had passed out already, and Reno had just as well.
Elena: ::the end of romeo and juliet:: No..i shall kill theeself... ::casts death on herself::
Biggs: .................................
Wedge: ........this has to be one of the worst matches I've ever seen. But guess who gets to clean up the bodies? ::He smiles at Joe the moogle::
Joe: kupo! anime angry cross vein appears over his forehead
Okay..this chappie sucked. bad. sowwie about that :)