To AmayaSaria, my 100th reviewer, thank you!! *huggles* It means
alot!
***
"Hey, you need help, baby?" A tall young man walked over to her, with
eyes of pure blue and dark brown hair up in a pony-tail. He smiled at her,
and said, "I'll teach you. Just one thing."
"You name it, buddy boy."
"Beat Inuyasha. I want to see Inuyasha being beat by a girl." The surfer
instructor said.
"Deal!" The second deal she had made in a time of fifty seconds.
"So, what's your name? Mines Kagome."
"Kouga. I'll be your instructor. First, you have to go by a board though.
Meet me back around here when your done. I'm not going anywhere since I
have full duty today.." He said, smiling at her.
"Okay, be back later! Thanks.. umm.. Kouga! By the way, I have a question
to ask you later.." She said, running off to the board-walk, Sango following
closely behind.
Boards, boards, boards. Which one to choose?
***
Soakin' Up The Sun
Session Four
Pink Poodles
The poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast, in pastures you might find
it grazing,
It's fangs measure twenty three inches at least, it's antlers are
simply amazing.
Sometimes it will bury its head in the sand, it's our main source
of pork, ham, and bacon,
But, then again, on the other hand, I could be completely mistaken.
-Poodle
Weird Al Yankovic
***
Kagome and Sango walked into the "Sunsations," store on the board
walk, and looked at the most expensive boards there. They were all really
nice, and since Kagome knew how to snow board, surfing couldn't be THAT
hard. She looked at all the boards carefully, when she suddenly saw one
she loved.
It was purple, with little pink poodles all over it. Just for her. Sango
sighed at her friend's sense of style, and let her buy the board. They
walked, out, and went back to where they saw Kouga. He was sitting down
on their towel, waiting for them. Kagome put a hand on his shoulder, and
she said, "Alright, I'm ready to go! Just one quick question."
Kouga stood up, and ran his hand through his hair, obviously trying
to impress her. "Yes?"
"How do you know Inuyasha?" Kagome said, wondering that for awhile now.
Kouga just grinned.
"Well, you see.. it goes like this.. my father was the head of Japan's
stock company, and it was safe to say, he was rich as hell. His co-worker,
assistant, was Inuyasha's father, and they had always been rivals ever
since they met. They fought like shit, and no one could ever stop them.
Finally, the superintendent came, and fired my father because they said
Mr. Taishio, Inuyasha's dad, was a better worker than him. They tried to
offer him Taishio's old placement, but he declined and walked out. He was
so angry when he got home, and told me. I thought it would be funny if
his son and I had the same kind of relationship that Taishio and my father
had.." Kouga began to grin, and then continued.
"I was in tenth grade then, so I had a car, as Inuyasha. He had just
gotten a new one, so I decided to pay his house a little visit that night...
you see, I went with some spray can's, and paint cans. I just threw the
paint cans all over the car, making it a nice shade of all the colors in
the rainbow, and graffited his car. I dented it up in a few places also,
and I got scared shitless when I heard a loud dog bark. I thought they
had some big guard dog. Apparently, it was Inuyasha's Mother's poodle.
Pure-breed standard, and it was her prized possession. With the pink spray
can I had left, you can guess what I did.." Kouga stopped, and laughed
for a moment.
"I sprayed the poodle pink, and I saw the expression on her face when
Inuyasha was walking home from school. It was PRICELESS. So, since
then, we have fought, and hated each other. Yeah, you get the picture,
right?" Kouga said, finishing his long story.
Kagome was VERY angry at him. "How dare you do that to the poodle!
You should be ASHAMED!" She said, raising her voice as well as the
surfboard. As soon as she did, Kouga literally fell over, laughing at the
board. Sango, watching all this managed a chuckle, but knew she shouldn't
have since Kagome was her friend.
"Fine, lets just get on with this." Kagome said, still a little bit
angry at him.
Kouga smiled. "As you wish."
***
Inuyasha and Miroku strode around the board-walk, going into various
places. A lot a people have been hitting on them. Inuyasha thought it was
hell, along with the temperature, and Miroku was in pure, blessed, heaven.
There were ladies to his right, left, and behind. Inuyasha all of a sudden
turned around to all of them, and growled deep in his throat. "LEAVE
US THE FUCK ALONE!" He yelled. All the girl's went scampering off,
and to the beach.
Miroku sighed at his best friend's behavior. "Inuyasha.... Inuyasha...
you need some help.." Miroku said, regretfully.
"The only thing we need, is just ONE girl, if any! I think you
should date that magenta eye's chick. Plus I have Kikyou." Inuyasha said,
pointing out that he had a fact in that sentence.
Miroku smiled, "Maybe, I need to get to know her more though. Which
means you have to see that Kagome chick again. Besides, Kikyou is long
distance. You need a girl who you can see everyday.."
Inuyasha groaned. Maybe that hadn't been something good to mention to
Miroku. But still, that whole Kagome thing was getting to him, in a bad
way. "That girl is a bitch. Stupid ass, she has no life. Only beating other
people in sports. Well, I show her! Just you WAIT!" Inuyasha started
walking faster and Miroku was struggling to keep up with him. "Stupid,
stupid, STUPID!" He began to break out in a run, and Miroku was
wondering exactly where he was going.
"Where the hell are you running to?!" Miroku shouted at him.
"I don't know! Cotton candy!" He said, pointing to the fluffy pink stuff
on the stick a few feet away from him. Miroku shook his head in annoyance
and stopped.
"I'll catch up with you later!" Miroku shouted, heading back to the
beach.
"Fine by me!" He continued running, and when he finally got there, the
guy just put up a sign that said, "Out." Inuyasha ran to the next stand,
and tried to get in line. To no avail, he was blocked out. He ran to the
next, and the next. Finally, he was at the last one which was very close
to his blanket, and bought some there. He was walking away, smiling in
happiness as he bumped into someone. They were both pulled to the hot sand,
and Inuyasha yelled in annoyance.
"What the hell? Woman! You made me get sand in my trunks... and you
RUINED
MY COTTON CANDY!" He screamed, rubbing his head and looking down
at the fluffy substance with sand covering it.
"I'm sorry.. I wasn't looking and...-" She looked up at him. "...ITS
YOU!" She screamed. He looked up at her and saw Kagome.
"You stupid WENCH! What the hell do you want?!" He said, looking
at her with anger.
"Nothing! And I'm sorry I ruined your cotton candy, but you could be
a little more CHILDISH about it!" She screamed, sarcasm dripping
from her voice.
"Shows what you know! I can be more childish!" He said, dusting his
pants off and was going to head back to the hotel room to take a shower.
"Now I need a shower, thanks."
"Well, so do I, but you don't see me complaining!" She said, getting
up. Miroku and Sango took the moment to walk over, and watch them argue.
Sango then jumped in.
"How about you two go back to your hotel's, and me and Miroku will stay
here?" She said, looking around.
"Fine."
"Fine."
Fine.
***
AN: Now, what's Sango up to, leaving Miroku and her alone? Or did she have no intention, but will soon regret it? Find out soon!