CHAPTER TWO:
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[ and ] = thoughts
BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: MY GUN! MY PRETTIFUL GUUUUN! NOOOO! {Begins to cry and then walks up steps} Ooh, ah, pretty barrel.
{Link goes inside of barrel and manages to avoid getting caught by searchlights. Somehow, the idiot gets to where the searchlights are}
Link: [Prettiful light...Heh heh heh!] {Climbs up ladder and sees Bokoblin} AAAAAAH! IT'S THE GHOST OF THE OTHER BOKOBLIIIIIIIN! THE ONE WHO WANTED MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Bokoblin 1: Chill out, whatcha yelling for?
Link: NOOOOOOOOOO! NO AVRIL LAVIIIIIIIENGE! AAAAAAAARGH! BAD MEMORIES!
!?!?FLASHBACK!?!?
Aryll: Hey, Link, wanna listen to my new cd?
Link: Okay.
Aryll: Yay! {Puts Avril cd on. Aryll begins singing to the words}
Link: OOOOOOOH! How do you know those words? You must be physic!
Aryll: Err, no, they have the lyrics in here. {Gives little papery thingy to Link (you know, the thing they put in the cd case so that you can see lyrics)}
Link: Ooh, lyrics!
Aryll: Um, yeah.
Link: MIIIIIIIINE! {runs away with papery thing}
Aryll: NOOOOOO! {begins throwing cds like little discuses. One hits Link}
Link: AAAAAAAAAARGH! GRANDMA!
Gran: {Comes out of shower} What is it, kiddo?
Link: AAAAAAAAARGH! {runs away} I JUST SAW GRANDMA NAKED EEEEEWWW!
!?!?FLASHBACK DONE!?!?
Bokoblin 1: {Singing} Chill out, watcha yelling for? /Lay back, it's all been done before.../
Link: AAAAAH! AVRIL LAVIENGE FAN! FOR THAT I WILL KILL YOU! {Kills Bokoblin 1} [Uh-oh, the prettiful light is gone...] {sobs}
{Link climbs down and manages to get to the next searchlight}
Link: Are you an Avril Lavienge fan?
Bokoblin 2: Ew, no, that's GROSS! I like Michelle Branch.
Link: Who?
Bokoblin 2: AAAAAAIIIIIIIIYIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF MICHELLE BRANCH?! SHE'S, LIKE, THE HOTTEST FEMALE SINGER OUT THERE! {Begins to cry} I can't believe you don't know of Michelle Branch... {kills itself}
Link: Nooooo! Prettiful lights...
Bokoblin 2's Deku Stick: Um, readers might get tired of that joke.
Link: What joke? The author's too serious!
B2DS (Bokoblin's Deku Stick): Link...you're not supposed to know that this is a story by an author!
Link: OOOOOOOH! How did you – {gets whacked by B2DS} OW!
{Link runs away from B2DS and finds his way to the third searchlight}
Link: Hey, Bokoblin 3!
Bokoblin 3: Huh?
Link: Well, that's your name, isn't it?
Bokoblin 3: Nope. It's Sally!
Link: Oh... {Looks confused}
Sally: [Heh heh heh! He believes that my name is Sally when really it is WALLY!]
Link: Say, Sally...will you do me a favor? It's very important.
Sally: [Hahaha! He trusts me!] Sure, kiddo, what is it?
Link: Will you get me Aryll's tarot cards – DID YOU JUST CALL ME KIDDO?!
Sally: Err, yeah.
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! BAD MEMORIES! {Curls up in a little ball and rocks back and forth, quivering and whispered} A-avril Lavienge playing...Grandma n- n-naked...Coming out of th-th-th-the sh-shower...Grandma c-c-calling me "k-k- kiddo"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Sally: Okaaaaaaaaaaay...
Link: I WILL KILL YOU! {Grabs a Deku Stick and kills Sally, which was really Wally (Are you confused by the almost non-existent humor and the insaneness? Well, I am!)}
Link: Yay! I defeated the prettiful light carriers!
Voice: Um, Link, they didn't carry the lights. They, just...were there.
Link: Who are you?
Voice: YOUR CONSCIOUS!
Link: Haha, very funny. Now who are you?
Voice: No, seriously, Link, this is your conscious...And I have to say that this is the end of the chapter and thanks to...{checks e-mail} Oh, yeah, thanks to Brownblade and Atchika for reviewing this! If people like, I will add you into the fic and have you help Link...but you've got to say if you're male or female, and if you want to do something crazy. Heh heh heh! Authors can be so evil!
Link: You're an author? But I thought that there were two authors under this pen name!
Voice: Yeah, there are. But this fic is written by one of them: the one whose pen name used to be E.B. Keane-Farrell! [Review my stuff there!] Okay, that is all.
{ and } = actions
( and ) = random notes
[ and ] = thoughts
BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: MY GUN! MY PRETTIFUL GUUUUN! NOOOO! {Begins to cry and then walks up steps} Ooh, ah, pretty barrel.
{Link goes inside of barrel and manages to avoid getting caught by searchlights. Somehow, the idiot gets to where the searchlights are}
Link: [Prettiful light...Heh heh heh!] {Climbs up ladder and sees Bokoblin} AAAAAAH! IT'S THE GHOST OF THE OTHER BOKOBLIIIIIIIN! THE ONE WHO WANTED MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Bokoblin 1: Chill out, whatcha yelling for?
Link: NOOOOOOOOOO! NO AVRIL LAVIIIIIIIENGE! AAAAAAAARGH! BAD MEMORIES!
!?!?FLASHBACK!?!?
Aryll: Hey, Link, wanna listen to my new cd?
Link: Okay.
Aryll: Yay! {Puts Avril cd on. Aryll begins singing to the words}
Link: OOOOOOOH! How do you know those words? You must be physic!
Aryll: Err, no, they have the lyrics in here. {Gives little papery thingy to Link (you know, the thing they put in the cd case so that you can see lyrics)}
Link: Ooh, lyrics!
Aryll: Um, yeah.
Link: MIIIIIIIINE! {runs away with papery thing}
Aryll: NOOOOOO! {begins throwing cds like little discuses. One hits Link}
Link: AAAAAAAAAARGH! GRANDMA!
Gran: {Comes out of shower} What is it, kiddo?
Link: AAAAAAAAARGH! {runs away} I JUST SAW GRANDMA NAKED EEEEEWWW!
!?!?FLASHBACK DONE!?!?
Bokoblin 1: {Singing} Chill out, watcha yelling for? /Lay back, it's all been done before.../
Link: AAAAAH! AVRIL LAVIENGE FAN! FOR THAT I WILL KILL YOU! {Kills Bokoblin 1} [Uh-oh, the prettiful light is gone...] {sobs}
{Link climbs down and manages to get to the next searchlight}
Link: Are you an Avril Lavienge fan?
Bokoblin 2: Ew, no, that's GROSS! I like Michelle Branch.
Link: Who?
Bokoblin 2: AAAAAAIIIIIIIIYIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF MICHELLE BRANCH?! SHE'S, LIKE, THE HOTTEST FEMALE SINGER OUT THERE! {Begins to cry} I can't believe you don't know of Michelle Branch... {kills itself}
Link: Nooooo! Prettiful lights...
Bokoblin 2's Deku Stick: Um, readers might get tired of that joke.
Link: What joke? The author's too serious!
B2DS (Bokoblin's Deku Stick): Link...you're not supposed to know that this is a story by an author!
Link: OOOOOOOH! How did you – {gets whacked by B2DS} OW!
{Link runs away from B2DS and finds his way to the third searchlight}
Link: Hey, Bokoblin 3!
Bokoblin 3: Huh?
Link: Well, that's your name, isn't it?
Bokoblin 3: Nope. It's Sally!
Link: Oh... {Looks confused}
Sally: [Heh heh heh! He believes that my name is Sally when really it is WALLY!]
Link: Say, Sally...will you do me a favor? It's very important.
Sally: [Hahaha! He trusts me!] Sure, kiddo, what is it?
Link: Will you get me Aryll's tarot cards – DID YOU JUST CALL ME KIDDO?!
Sally: Err, yeah.
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! BAD MEMORIES! {Curls up in a little ball and rocks back and forth, quivering and whispered} A-avril Lavienge playing...Grandma n- n-naked...Coming out of th-th-th-the sh-shower...Grandma c-c-calling me "k-k- kiddo"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Sally: Okaaaaaaaaaaay...
Link: I WILL KILL YOU! {Grabs a Deku Stick and kills Sally, which was really Wally (Are you confused by the almost non-existent humor and the insaneness? Well, I am!)}
Link: Yay! I defeated the prettiful light carriers!
Voice: Um, Link, they didn't carry the lights. They, just...were there.
Link: Who are you?
Voice: YOUR CONSCIOUS!
Link: Haha, very funny. Now who are you?
Voice: No, seriously, Link, this is your conscious...And I have to say that this is the end of the chapter and thanks to...{checks e-mail} Oh, yeah, thanks to Brownblade and Atchika for reviewing this! If people like, I will add you into the fic and have you help Link...but you've got to say if you're male or female, and if you want to do something crazy. Heh heh heh! Authors can be so evil!
Link: You're an author? But I thought that there were two authors under this pen name!
Voice: Yeah, there are. But this fic is written by one of them: the one whose pen name used to be E.B. Keane-Farrell! [Review my stuff there!] Okay, that is all.