CHAPTER THREE:
{ and } = actions
( and ) = random notes
[ and ] = thoughts
BEGIN!
Link: So now what?
Voice (which is really ME, the author! (heh heh heh)): Link, you're supposed to know.
Link: Yeah but you're at your computer typing this at 7:35 am listening to Full Blown Rose and being freaked out because you had déjà vu and with your guide book next to you!
Voice: Um, how did you know that?
Link: I dunno.
Voice: Okay, whatever! Anyways, Link, you have to go to 2F Room 1 and swing across the hanging rope, like you did with the pirates.
Link: NO WAY!
Voice: {sighs} Truth or Dare.
Link: Dare!
Voice: I dare you to go to 2F Room 1 and swing across the hanging rope, like you did with the pirates.
Link: Okay! {Link does the Dare} Truth or Dare to YOU, Voice!
Voice: Truth.
Link: Are you really my conscious?
Voice: No. Truth or Dare.
Link: Dare.
Voice: [Sheesh! This idiot has to be dared to do everything!] I dare you to push that crate over the edge.
Link: Okay! {Pushes the crate over the edge} Truth or Dare!
Voice: Whatever. Dare.
Link: I dare you to sing "Lie to Me" by Full Blown Rose at then end of this chapter!
Voice: FINE! Okay, Truth or Dare, Link.
Link: Dare!
Voice: [Does he even know that picking Truth will make him not have to do a Dare?] I dare you to...go under a barrel and sneak past two Moblins in the other room.
Link: Okay! {Gets under a barrel and successfully sneaks past the Moblins} Hey, how did you get here before me?
Voice: I'm invisible to everyone but you and the reader.
Link: Okay. Truth or Dare.
Voice: Truth.
Link: Do you like Full Blown Rose?
Voice: [Sheesh, what an idiot!] Yeah. Truth or Dare.
Link: Dare.
Voice: I dare you to...find out how to climb this Tower on your own!
Link: As long as you sing "Lie to Me" at the end of this chappie!
Voice: Okay.
{Link walks up the Tower and finds a barrel. He uses the barrel to sneak past a Moblin. Link drops the barrel and then sidles a wall and goes across a narrow path. He then gets to another narrow path and sidles that, too, collecting two hearts. Link then runs and sees a Bokoblin}
Link: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! It's Sally! {Sees gun} And my gun!
Bokoblin: WTF? I'm not Sally! That was my GF!
Link: You don't have to talk in IM words.
Bokoblin: My mommy said she'd kill me if she heard me say what "WTF" and "GF" REALLY mean!
Link: What do they really mean?
Bokoblin: They mean... {Leans close to Link's ears and whispers what they really mean}
Bokoblin's Mom: GABEY-WABEY! WHY ARE YOU SAYING THOSE WOOOOOORRRRDS!
Gabey-Wabey (Bokoblin): Aaaaiiiiiiiyiiieeeeeeeeee! It's Mommy! Nooooo!
{Bokoblin's Mom enters and takes a bayonet. Sticks Gabey-Wabey with the blade and shoots his head}
Gabey-Wabey: Nooooooo...I wasn't supposed to die like thiiiiiis...
Gabey-Wabey's Mom: Well you deserve it! No cookies for dessert because you whined!
Gabey-Wabey: Nooooooo!
Link: [Sheesh, what a bunch of idiots! Oh well. I'll just go and get my gun.] {Retrieved gun}
Voice: You just got...your gun back! {Link shows the gun to the video-gamer (or, in this case, reader)} Make sure to keep it more protected!
Link: Thanks, Voice. Well, I'm gonna go free Aryll and shoot some baddies. See ya!
Voice: [Have fun. I doubt you'll succeed!]
{Link enters the room where Aryll, Maggie, and Mila are. The girls look around}
Link: Yo, sis, wassup in the hizzouse!
Aryll: Link, what's wrong with you?
Link: I dunno.
Aryll: Well, GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEERE!
Link: Okay. Let me blast apart the lock... {Takes out gun and aims for the lock. Suddenly, the Helmaroc King lands!}
The girls and Link: Aaaaiiiiiiiyiiieeeeeeeeee!
{The Bird King picks Link up in his beak and flies to where a man with red hair and green skin is}
Red-Haired-Green-Skinned Man: Is this the boy?
{Helmaroc King nods}
Red-Haired-Green-Skinned Man: Then throw him far off into the ocean, and never let him return to the Forsaken Fortress.
{Helmaroc King tosses Link away}
Link: Aaaaaaaaaargh! Voooooice! Remember to siiiiiiiiiing!
Voice: I thought he would forget {sob}.
HERE COMES THE MUSICAL ENTERTAINMENT OF...VOICE! (I'll just call myself E.B. because that's part of my pen name for another pen name)
/ = another line
= another verse
E.B.: {singing} night fades away to sunlight/but there's apart of me that i left behind/Sweet words you said to convince me/Promises you made in the darknessAnd you lie to me, lie to me/All you ever do is lie to me/And you cry to me, cry to me/Did everything you could/to get a part of me/And you lie to me, lie to me/All you ever do is lie to/And you/cry to me, cry to me/Did everything you could to get a part of me/And you cry to me, cry to me, cry to meAnd Now/I feel like all the world is coming/Down/I feel my feet are/sinking in the ground/Hate myself/Cause I want you so bad/You bring me down, down, downLost in a dream/I was alright... {stops singing} That's all I know. Now, LEAVE! If you want to hear this ROCKIN' SONG, go to www.fullblownrose.com my FAVORITE website that hosts my FAVORITE band. Okay, got to go now and post this chaptero so that I can make the next chapter and annoying authors can come and annoy stupid Link yay!
{ and } = actions
( and ) = random notes
[ and ] = thoughts
BEGIN!
Link: So now what?
Voice (which is really ME, the author! (heh heh heh)): Link, you're supposed to know.
Link: Yeah but you're at your computer typing this at 7:35 am listening to Full Blown Rose and being freaked out because you had déjà vu and with your guide book next to you!
Voice: Um, how did you know that?
Link: I dunno.
Voice: Okay, whatever! Anyways, Link, you have to go to 2F Room 1 and swing across the hanging rope, like you did with the pirates.
Link: NO WAY!
Voice: {sighs} Truth or Dare.
Link: Dare!
Voice: I dare you to go to 2F Room 1 and swing across the hanging rope, like you did with the pirates.
Link: Okay! {Link does the Dare} Truth or Dare to YOU, Voice!
Voice: Truth.
Link: Are you really my conscious?
Voice: No. Truth or Dare.
Link: Dare.
Voice: [Sheesh! This idiot has to be dared to do everything!] I dare you to push that crate over the edge.
Link: Okay! {Pushes the crate over the edge} Truth or Dare!
Voice: Whatever. Dare.
Link: I dare you to sing "Lie to Me" by Full Blown Rose at then end of this chapter!
Voice: FINE! Okay, Truth or Dare, Link.
Link: Dare!
Voice: [Does he even know that picking Truth will make him not have to do a Dare?] I dare you to...go under a barrel and sneak past two Moblins in the other room.
Link: Okay! {Gets under a barrel and successfully sneaks past the Moblins} Hey, how did you get here before me?
Voice: I'm invisible to everyone but you and the reader.
Link: Okay. Truth or Dare.
Voice: Truth.
Link: Do you like Full Blown Rose?
Voice: [Sheesh, what an idiot!] Yeah. Truth or Dare.
Link: Dare.
Voice: I dare you to...find out how to climb this Tower on your own!
Link: As long as you sing "Lie to Me" at the end of this chappie!
Voice: Okay.
{Link walks up the Tower and finds a barrel. He uses the barrel to sneak past a Moblin. Link drops the barrel and then sidles a wall and goes across a narrow path. He then gets to another narrow path and sidles that, too, collecting two hearts. Link then runs and sees a Bokoblin}
Link: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! It's Sally! {Sees gun} And my gun!
Bokoblin: WTF? I'm not Sally! That was my GF!
Link: You don't have to talk in IM words.
Bokoblin: My mommy said she'd kill me if she heard me say what "WTF" and "GF" REALLY mean!
Link: What do they really mean?
Bokoblin: They mean... {Leans close to Link's ears and whispers what they really mean}
Bokoblin's Mom: GABEY-WABEY! WHY ARE YOU SAYING THOSE WOOOOOORRRRDS!
Gabey-Wabey (Bokoblin): Aaaaiiiiiiiyiiieeeeeeeeee! It's Mommy! Nooooo!
{Bokoblin's Mom enters and takes a bayonet. Sticks Gabey-Wabey with the blade and shoots his head}
Gabey-Wabey: Nooooooo...I wasn't supposed to die like thiiiiiis...
Gabey-Wabey's Mom: Well you deserve it! No cookies for dessert because you whined!
Gabey-Wabey: Nooooooo!
Link: [Sheesh, what a bunch of idiots! Oh well. I'll just go and get my gun.] {Retrieved gun}
Voice: You just got...your gun back! {Link shows the gun to the video-gamer (or, in this case, reader)} Make sure to keep it more protected!
Link: Thanks, Voice. Well, I'm gonna go free Aryll and shoot some baddies. See ya!
Voice: [Have fun. I doubt you'll succeed!]
{Link enters the room where Aryll, Maggie, and Mila are. The girls look around}
Link: Yo, sis, wassup in the hizzouse!
Aryll: Link, what's wrong with you?
Link: I dunno.
Aryll: Well, GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEERE!
Link: Okay. Let me blast apart the lock... {Takes out gun and aims for the lock. Suddenly, the Helmaroc King lands!}
The girls and Link: Aaaaiiiiiiiyiiieeeeeeeeee!
{The Bird King picks Link up in his beak and flies to where a man with red hair and green skin is}
Red-Haired-Green-Skinned Man: Is this the boy?
{Helmaroc King nods}
Red-Haired-Green-Skinned Man: Then throw him far off into the ocean, and never let him return to the Forsaken Fortress.
{Helmaroc King tosses Link away}
Link: Aaaaaaaaaargh! Voooooice! Remember to siiiiiiiiiing!
Voice: I thought he would forget {sob}.
HERE COMES THE MUSICAL ENTERTAINMENT OF...VOICE! (I'll just call myself E.B. because that's part of my pen name for another pen name)
/ = another line
= another verse
E.B.: {singing} night fades away to sunlight/but there's apart of me that i left behind/Sweet words you said to convince me/Promises you made in the darknessAnd you lie to me, lie to me/All you ever do is lie to me/And you cry to me, cry to me/Did everything you could/to get a part of me/And you lie to me, lie to me/All you ever do is lie to/And you/cry to me, cry to me/Did everything you could to get a part of me/And you cry to me, cry to me, cry to meAnd Now/I feel like all the world is coming/Down/I feel my feet are/sinking in the ground/Hate myself/Cause I want you so bad/You bring me down, down, downLost in a dream/I was alright... {stops singing} That's all I know. Now, LEAVE! If you want to hear this ROCKIN' SONG, go to www.fullblownrose.com my FAVORITE website that hosts my FAVORITE band. Okay, got to go now and post this chaptero so that I can make the next chapter and annoying authors can come and annoy stupid Link yay!