CHAPTER FOUR:
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{Link is seen on the water. A red boat pulls up to him. The world fades to black}
A WHILE LATER...
Other Voice: Link? Liiiiink? WAKE UP IDIOT!
Link: {wakes up} Whoa, dude! Who're YOU? You're, like, a boat.
Boat: Derrrh. I'm the King of Red Lions.
Link: Rockin'! Now, whatcha want?
King: I want you to listen to me. You say the guy with the beard and green skin.
Link: Tch! He's hard to miss.
King: Well, that was Ganondorf. He's a baddie. You can shoot him.
Link: Yaaaaaaaaay! Shoot the baddie! When?
King: Be patient, idiot! Now, do you wanna save your sister?
Link: No.
King: Oh, um... {Awkward silence}
Link: Got any tarot cards?
King: NO! I know a chick who does, but she comes in later.
Link: You know a baby chicken?
King: NO! YOU CALL GIRLS "CHICKS"!
Link: Oh.
King: Now, do you wanna shoot baddies or not?
Link: YEAH! SHOOT BADDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEES!
King: Then let's go! Err, but I don't have a sail. Now go and talk to someone on the island and get me a sail!
Link: {whining} Why?
King: So that I can have a sail, stupid!
Link: Why?
King: So that you can shoot baddies!
Link: Yaaaaaaay! {hops out of boat and runs onto island} Where do I go...?
E.B.: HAHAHAHAHA!
Link: You again! I never heard you sing.
E.B.: Look at the last chapter. Now, I'm going to bring in our guest star authoress...STORMY DREAMER!
{Stormy Dreamer appears out of nowhere and so does E.B. The two female authors giggle}
Stormy Dreamer: I like being in a fic!
E.B.: I've been in a fic before, but it wasn't mine. Being in fics are funfunfun!
Stormy Dreamer: Link, what do you need help with?
Link: I need help with lots of things.
E.B.: Wait...hold on...I just checked my e-mail and STEPHY WANTS TO JOIN US! YAAAAY!
{Stephy appears next to the two authoresses}
E.B.: Rock on! Okay, now we gotta help Link. Link, what do you want?
Link: {looks very serious} I want a pony...and ice cream...and a horsy...and a stallion...and a mare...and a car...and my own boat that doesn't talk about baby chickens...and a baby chicken...and a sail...and Aryll's tarot cards...
Stormy Dreamer: Tarot cards? Hey, I have some of those but I won't give you any! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Link: I WANT TAROT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS! {Begins to chase Stormy Dreamer around the island}
Stephy: E.B., you seriously have made Link into some demented fiend.
E.B.: Heh heh heh...I know! That's what I do best. Now, what did Link what before Aryll's tarot cards?
Stephy: A sail.
E.B.: Right! OI, LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!
Link: Yeah? {Still chases Stormy Dreamer for tarot cards}
Stephy: Give us 80 Rupees!
Link: Why?
Stephy: So's we can buy you a sail!
Link: Okay! Here, take these! {Rupees magically appear in front of E.B. and Stephy}
E.B.: See? I can do anything I want.
Stephy: So in the other chapter you made yourself sing? You made Link dare you to sing?
E.B.: {grins} Yep!
Stephy: Why?
E.B.: Because I felt like it. And it was playing on my computer while I was typing this.
Stephy: Okay.
E.B.: HEY, STORMY DREAMER! IT'S TIME TO GET OUT OF THIS FIC!
Stormy Dreamer: Huh? {Link tackles her} OOMPH!
Link: Haha, now I can get those tarot cards!
Stormy Dreamer: Good luck, but they're back on Earth. Why don't you buy yourself an ice cream and then some tarot cards?
Link: Because ice cream and tarot cards taste awful together.
{E.B. and Stephy go off to buy a sail. They then bring it back to Link}
Stephy: Here! Go see your boat. Give him this sail.
E.B.: Stormy, Stephy, you gotta go back to Earth. I'm in Hyrule – I mean, the Great Sea – only because I have special powers. Good luck writing your own fics!
Stormy Dreamer and Stephy: Bye! {They disappear}
Link: Where's the baby chicken that the King mentioned?
E.B.: Uuuuuuuugh! You idiot! Sometimes I think that I should've made this a serious fic and have you be smart, not stupid!
Link: But that's why you love me, right?
E.B.: Yeah, sure... [cough cough NO cough cough]
Link: I'm gonna go and deliver this to the King. Adios!
E.B.: Link, Spanish is an Earth language.
Link: Oh...Okay! Well, byyyyyyyyyyyye!
E.B.: Yeah, bye, whatever. JUST LEAVE! I NEED TO FINISH THIS CHAPTER!
{Link leaves and the chapter ends}
E.B.: So there was the fourth chapter. If you want to be in another chapter, tell me your sex and what you want me to have you do. Nothing specific, just stuff like "act crazy" or "help Link with puzzles". Okay? Okay.
{ and } = actions
( and ) = random notes
[ and ] = thoughts
{Link is seen on the water. A red boat pulls up to him. The world fades to black}
A WHILE LATER...
Other Voice: Link? Liiiiink? WAKE UP IDIOT!
Link: {wakes up} Whoa, dude! Who're YOU? You're, like, a boat.
Boat: Derrrh. I'm the King of Red Lions.
Link: Rockin'! Now, whatcha want?
King: I want you to listen to me. You say the guy with the beard and green skin.
Link: Tch! He's hard to miss.
King: Well, that was Ganondorf. He's a baddie. You can shoot him.
Link: Yaaaaaaaaay! Shoot the baddie! When?
King: Be patient, idiot! Now, do you wanna save your sister?
Link: No.
King: Oh, um... {Awkward silence}
Link: Got any tarot cards?
King: NO! I know a chick who does, but she comes in later.
Link: You know a baby chicken?
King: NO! YOU CALL GIRLS "CHICKS"!
Link: Oh.
King: Now, do you wanna shoot baddies or not?
Link: YEAH! SHOOT BADDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEES!
King: Then let's go! Err, but I don't have a sail. Now go and talk to someone on the island and get me a sail!
Link: {whining} Why?
King: So that I can have a sail, stupid!
Link: Why?
King: So that you can shoot baddies!
Link: Yaaaaaaay! {hops out of boat and runs onto island} Where do I go...?
E.B.: HAHAHAHAHA!
Link: You again! I never heard you sing.
E.B.: Look at the last chapter. Now, I'm going to bring in our guest star authoress...STORMY DREAMER!
{Stormy Dreamer appears out of nowhere and so does E.B. The two female authors giggle}
Stormy Dreamer: I like being in a fic!
E.B.: I've been in a fic before, but it wasn't mine. Being in fics are funfunfun!
Stormy Dreamer: Link, what do you need help with?
Link: I need help with lots of things.
E.B.: Wait...hold on...I just checked my e-mail and STEPHY WANTS TO JOIN US! YAAAAY!
{Stephy appears next to the two authoresses}
E.B.: Rock on! Okay, now we gotta help Link. Link, what do you want?
Link: {looks very serious} I want a pony...and ice cream...and a horsy...and a stallion...and a mare...and a car...and my own boat that doesn't talk about baby chickens...and a baby chicken...and a sail...and Aryll's tarot cards...
Stormy Dreamer: Tarot cards? Hey, I have some of those but I won't give you any! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Link: I WANT TAROT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS! {Begins to chase Stormy Dreamer around the island}
Stephy: E.B., you seriously have made Link into some demented fiend.
E.B.: Heh heh heh...I know! That's what I do best. Now, what did Link what before Aryll's tarot cards?
Stephy: A sail.
E.B.: Right! OI, LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!
Link: Yeah? {Still chases Stormy Dreamer for tarot cards}
Stephy: Give us 80 Rupees!
Link: Why?
Stephy: So's we can buy you a sail!
Link: Okay! Here, take these! {Rupees magically appear in front of E.B. and Stephy}
E.B.: See? I can do anything I want.
Stephy: So in the other chapter you made yourself sing? You made Link dare you to sing?
E.B.: {grins} Yep!
Stephy: Why?
E.B.: Because I felt like it. And it was playing on my computer while I was typing this.
Stephy: Okay.
E.B.: HEY, STORMY DREAMER! IT'S TIME TO GET OUT OF THIS FIC!
Stormy Dreamer: Huh? {Link tackles her} OOMPH!
Link: Haha, now I can get those tarot cards!
Stormy Dreamer: Good luck, but they're back on Earth. Why don't you buy yourself an ice cream and then some tarot cards?
Link: Because ice cream and tarot cards taste awful together.
{E.B. and Stephy go off to buy a sail. They then bring it back to Link}
Stephy: Here! Go see your boat. Give him this sail.
E.B.: Stormy, Stephy, you gotta go back to Earth. I'm in Hyrule – I mean, the Great Sea – only because I have special powers. Good luck writing your own fics!
Stormy Dreamer and Stephy: Bye! {They disappear}
Link: Where's the baby chicken that the King mentioned?
E.B.: Uuuuuuuugh! You idiot! Sometimes I think that I should've made this a serious fic and have you be smart, not stupid!
Link: But that's why you love me, right?
E.B.: Yeah, sure... [cough cough NO cough cough]
Link: I'm gonna go and deliver this to the King. Adios!
E.B.: Link, Spanish is an Earth language.
Link: Oh...Okay! Well, byyyyyyyyyyyye!
E.B.: Yeah, bye, whatever. JUST LEAVE! I NEED TO FINISH THIS CHAPTER!
{Link leaves and the chapter ends}
E.B.: So there was the fourth chapter. If you want to be in another chapter, tell me your sex and what you want me to have you do. Nothing specific, just stuff like "act crazy" or "help Link with puzzles". Okay? Okay.