CHAPTER FOUR:
{ and } = actions
( and ) = random notes
[ and ] = thoughts
A/N: I was thinking...I have never been flamed. I should be grateful, but I'm not. Why? Because. I don't know. But, listen: there may be people out there who want to flame me, but you can, and I don't care. Why? Because I'm sick of so many of you jerks going around screeching, "You're awful!" when they don't even have a fic. So I'm just saying, flame me if you want. I'll be glad for the review.
Link: So now what? I have a sail.
King: Put the sail on me and then sail in the direction of the wind. The little yellow arrow-y thingy tells you what direction the wind is blowing in.
Link: Ooh, aah! {Sets sail for Dragon Roost Island}
A BIT LATER...
E.B.: Link, King! There's the island!
Link and King: Ooh and aah! {Link hops out of the boat and walks along the beach}
Link: E.B., what are these plants?
E.B.: These are called Bomb Plants in Wind Waker, but in Modern Version they're known as the Missile Plants. No matter how bad aim you have, they go to where you want!
Link: Rockin'! Um, but can't I just use my guns to blast them apart?
E.B.: No, stupid!
Link: Why?
E.B.: Because this is my fic.
Link: Makes sense to me!
E.B.: Link, everything makes sense to you and – oh, timmad!
Link: "Timmad"?
E.B.: Read it backwards. Anyways, I forgot to add in you getting the Wind Waker! Sheeshes, I can be so dumb! {Sends Link back to the King of Red Lions}
King: Link, before you go, take this!
Link: What is it? {Takes Wind Waker from King}
King: A piece of wood painted white. It directs wind. Keep it for "good luck", even though it does nothing to help your luck! You need the author to help you with this!
Link: Yep! That's why she's on my side! {Goes back to the Voice of E.B} So, E.B., where were we?
E.B.: Pick up the stupid Missile Plant and chuck it at that rock!
Link: Okay! {Does so} Wheeee! {Rock explodes} Hey, E.B., Truth or Dare?
E.B.: NO! NO TRUTH OR DARE! I WANT YOU TO MEET KOMALI BY THE END OF THIS CHAPTER! GO!
{Link destroys rocks and sees the "funny-looking postman"}
Quill: Wow, like, Link, you, like, made it from, like, Outset to, like, Dragon Roost, like, Island without, like, wings. That's, like, impossible. Like.
Link: Um, Quill, do you have to use "like" all the time?
Quill: Like, um, yah! Like, Link, do you, like, think that I'm, like, a traitor to, like, my, like, tribe?
Link: I never said that...
Quill: Well, that's, like, good, like, because you're gonna, like, come and meet the, like, totally awesome Chieftain. He's, like, totally awesome! Like, follow me! {Quill flies off}
Link: {moaning} E.B., WHY did you make him be one of those people who say, "like" and "totally" and repeat themselves? Boohoohoohoohoo!
E.B.: Shuttup, Link, and go meet Medli.
{Link goes inside and meets the Chieftain, who explains about Valoo's trouble}
Chief: {speaks with Western twang and something else...} Y'see, tharr's ben a bet o' a prablim. We dunno wat's goin' awn wid Valoo. GO AND SALVE ET!
Link: Can I get tarot cards out of it?
Ritos: NO!
Link: Okay. {Sighs} Then I won't do it...
E.B.: LINK I DARE YOU TO GO MEET MEDLI AFTER GETTING A DELIVERY BAG FROM THE CHEIFTAIN!
Chieftain: Tak this bawg.
Link: Okay! {Link takes bag and then runs up slope and sees Medli}
Medli: Wow, you really do have green clothes on!
Link: Yep! And I have a gun. But for some strange reason whenever I go to take out my gun this crazy noise sounds.
Medli: I think it's saying not to take out the gun.
Link: Oh. Can I take out tarot cards?
Medli: [Idiot!] No. Anyways, give this letter to Komali.
Link: Why?
Medli: So that you can shoot baddies. Then go and meet me at the entrance to Dragon Roost Cavern.
Link: Okay! {Runs to Komali's room and gives him the letter}
Komali: Huh, he's telling me to be brave. Well, if I'm supposed to go and get my wings with Valoo having mood swings, then I quit!
Link: Quit what?
Komali: Being a Rito prince.
Link: Okay. Now I gotta meet Medli!
Komali: Okay. Bye.
E.B.: End of chapter! Okay, from now on I'll just say "Me" instead of "E.B.". Authors can come in two chapters from now. I think Link will be in Dragon Roost Cavern then, and might even get to the boss! Yaaaaay!
Link: I dare you to sing the Pepto-Bismol commercial song!
E.B.: You!
Link: Um, I don't know all of it. But here it goes and here's what I know! {Singing} Headache, heartache, stomach pains, diarrhea! Yay Pepto-Bismol! {Stops singing} That good enough for you? Now, we're done.
EB.: GOOD-BYE! PLEASE REVIEW!
{ and } = actions
( and ) = random notes
[ and ] = thoughts
A/N: I was thinking...I have never been flamed. I should be grateful, but I'm not. Why? Because. I don't know. But, listen: there may be people out there who want to flame me, but you can, and I don't care. Why? Because I'm sick of so many of you jerks going around screeching, "You're awful!" when they don't even have a fic. So I'm just saying, flame me if you want. I'll be glad for the review.
Link: So now what? I have a sail.
King: Put the sail on me and then sail in the direction of the wind. The little yellow arrow-y thingy tells you what direction the wind is blowing in.
Link: Ooh, aah! {Sets sail for Dragon Roost Island}
A BIT LATER...
E.B.: Link, King! There's the island!
Link and King: Ooh and aah! {Link hops out of the boat and walks along the beach}
Link: E.B., what are these plants?
E.B.: These are called Bomb Plants in Wind Waker, but in Modern Version they're known as the Missile Plants. No matter how bad aim you have, they go to where you want!
Link: Rockin'! Um, but can't I just use my guns to blast them apart?
E.B.: No, stupid!
Link: Why?
E.B.: Because this is my fic.
Link: Makes sense to me!
E.B.: Link, everything makes sense to you and – oh, timmad!
Link: "Timmad"?
E.B.: Read it backwards. Anyways, I forgot to add in you getting the Wind Waker! Sheeshes, I can be so dumb! {Sends Link back to the King of Red Lions}
King: Link, before you go, take this!
Link: What is it? {Takes Wind Waker from King}
King: A piece of wood painted white. It directs wind. Keep it for "good luck", even though it does nothing to help your luck! You need the author to help you with this!
Link: Yep! That's why she's on my side! {Goes back to the Voice of E.B} So, E.B., where were we?
E.B.: Pick up the stupid Missile Plant and chuck it at that rock!
Link: Okay! {Does so} Wheeee! {Rock explodes} Hey, E.B., Truth or Dare?
E.B.: NO! NO TRUTH OR DARE! I WANT YOU TO MEET KOMALI BY THE END OF THIS CHAPTER! GO!
{Link destroys rocks and sees the "funny-looking postman"}
Quill: Wow, like, Link, you, like, made it from, like, Outset to, like, Dragon Roost, like, Island without, like, wings. That's, like, impossible. Like.
Link: Um, Quill, do you have to use "like" all the time?
Quill: Like, um, yah! Like, Link, do you, like, think that I'm, like, a traitor to, like, my, like, tribe?
Link: I never said that...
Quill: Well, that's, like, good, like, because you're gonna, like, come and meet the, like, totally awesome Chieftain. He's, like, totally awesome! Like, follow me! {Quill flies off}
Link: {moaning} E.B., WHY did you make him be one of those people who say, "like" and "totally" and repeat themselves? Boohoohoohoohoo!
E.B.: Shuttup, Link, and go meet Medli.
{Link goes inside and meets the Chieftain, who explains about Valoo's trouble}
Chief: {speaks with Western twang and something else...} Y'see, tharr's ben a bet o' a prablim. We dunno wat's goin' awn wid Valoo. GO AND SALVE ET!
Link: Can I get tarot cards out of it?
Ritos: NO!
Link: Okay. {Sighs} Then I won't do it...
E.B.: LINK I DARE YOU TO GO MEET MEDLI AFTER GETTING A DELIVERY BAG FROM THE CHEIFTAIN!
Chieftain: Tak this bawg.
Link: Okay! {Link takes bag and then runs up slope and sees Medli}
Medli: Wow, you really do have green clothes on!
Link: Yep! And I have a gun. But for some strange reason whenever I go to take out my gun this crazy noise sounds.
Medli: I think it's saying not to take out the gun.
Link: Oh. Can I take out tarot cards?
Medli: [Idiot!] No. Anyways, give this letter to Komali.
Link: Why?
Medli: So that you can shoot baddies. Then go and meet me at the entrance to Dragon Roost Cavern.
Link: Okay! {Runs to Komali's room and gives him the letter}
Komali: Huh, he's telling me to be brave. Well, if I'm supposed to go and get my wings with Valoo having mood swings, then I quit!
Link: Quit what?
Komali: Being a Rito prince.
Link: Okay. Now I gotta meet Medli!
Komali: Okay. Bye.
E.B.: End of chapter! Okay, from now on I'll just say "Me" instead of "E.B.". Authors can come in two chapters from now. I think Link will be in Dragon Roost Cavern then, and might even get to the boss! Yaaaaay!
Link: I dare you to sing the Pepto-Bismol commercial song!
E.B.: You!
Link: Um, I don't know all of it. But here it goes and here's what I know! {Singing} Headache, heartache, stomach pains, diarrhea! Yay Pepto-Bismol! {Stops singing} That good enough for you? Now, we're done.
EB.: GOOD-BYE! PLEASE REVIEW!