Hay Shi here and thanks to any and every one whom reviewed
Now to day our guest host is… um… so many choices, today is… Hiei
Hiei: what am I doing here?
Shi: well you get to introduce the story
Hiei: say's who?
Vegeta: Just do it.
Hiei: fine Shi doesn't own any of the anime's Lynx and Shibo belong to her, now am I done?
Shi: for now. Well on with the story
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Chapter One (Link's POV)
What is this place? I've been though seven corridors and nothing no door's no windows nothing. And this Relena chic is getting on my nerves she wont answer any of my question's something about 'it's not our place to ask such questions' or 'the only thing you need to know is to keep the lord happy'. I swear I'm going to kick some ass soon.
" Why aren't their any window's? Don't you like to look at the moon?" I ask for the sevens hundredth time
"It's none of your concern" was the reply
"NO! I want to know and I'm sick of not getting answer's I'm not moving an inch until you give me some answers" I scream standing my ground
"What the hell is going on??? Why are you standing in the hall and who are you???" Some wired guy asks
"Dude bring it down you ask way more question then I do and who are you exactly??" I ask
"Why do you want to know? I could ask who you are as well," answered the man
"I am Malinka dragon demon and a great thief if I do say so myself" I answer with a wink
"That's a nice title but I'm a greater thief then you" he boasts
"Like hell you are," I snap
"I've stolen from so many people like the prince of the spirit world" he brags
'Hn I've done better" I answer plainly
"Like who" he inquires
"Lord Sesshomaru, lord Naroku lord Inuyasha, King Emma among some" I say with a sensor smile and a wink
"I'm Yohko it's a pleaser to meet someone with such fine references," Yohko says smirking
"Likewise I'm sure," I sing
"Um… miss link the lord told me to do something and that was to take you to his rooms and if will not corporate I'll take you their by force" Relena says glaring
"Try and I'll rip you limb from limb I'll leave when you answer my questions," I snarl
"Now what is going on here Relena I thought I told you to take my new bed kitten to my room is that to hard for you to do? If so I can find something easier" Duo says walking up
" My lord I was doing as you bid but she would not corporate with me" Relena whined
" Did I ask for excuses? No now leave" Duo snapped
"All I did was ask why their were no doors or window and she wouldn't tell me so decided until I got answers I'd stay here and I have yet to get answers" I retort smirking
"Well that's because there is no reason for you to deserve answers" Duo hissed then continued " Did Sesshomaru not teach you how to respect lords"
" I've always had an issue with respecting people and guess what I don't respect lords the most their pompous and pig headed you included" I bite back just loving the look on his face. "So can I please have some answers? I hate sleeping standing up it sucks so much."
"Lord Duo fears the moon," Yohko says " Because of the moon goddess Dianna"
" You fear Dianna? That is really pathetic all dragons invoke the Goddess Dianna to protect us from our enemy's when we go out and find mates. You are really pathetic," I snap wishing that I could see the moon and invoke Dianna right now.
"So your one of the Red dragons?" Yohko asks
"No" I answer simply " I was disowned by my clan, they didn't like it when I ripped out the elder's throat. Something to do with rules"
"So you're the one I heard about? Hmmm" Duo says
" I'm just gonna leave now. I have to go kill Sesshomaru now see ya" I call running down the hall and through the entrance
" That was rude, she didn't even say goodbye," Yohko states.
THREE MONTHS LATER
Running pasts the gates and past the guards skid to a halt in front of Sesshomaru's study. He would pay dearly for giving me to that pompous ass. Walking in I quickly dispose of the guards that are in the study.
" Sesshou your time has come, say good bye to this world and hello to the next. Its time for you to die" I Icily snap
"Hmmm oh it's you Link I expected you to be here months ago. What happened?" Sesshomaru asked
"I had other things to take care of. Killing you isn't the first thing on my mind. I do have other priorities. But I'm sorry for making you wait, but most people would look forward to the prospect of a longer life." I explain quietly
" I guess so," Sesshomaru says with a shrug
Running up to Sesshomaru I pull out six of many knifes. Throwing them in quick succession and then pulling out my sword. Swinging right then left then jabbing the space that had just a second ago had been where Sesshomaru had been standing. Growling at my unsuccessful attempts to maim and other wise kill the demon lord.
" For the love of kami why won't you die?" I scream
" Because I'm stronger then you so you aren't quick enough to kill me. I'll make you a deal, if you quit this foolishness I'll you work in the castle as a maid or something" Sesshomaru says dodging another jab with my sword
" Go to hell!" Scream running at him again Sesshomaru pins me to the wall and grabs my sword out of my hands
" It's either that or I kill you" Sesshomaru snaps
" So I guess I don't have a choice then" I reply
{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} 400 years later in modern Japan {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}
"I cant believe that Sesshy is making me go to school I'm over 700 years old damn him all to hell" I grumble walking in to my new school and making my way to the office
" Why hello there" the sectary says as I walk up
" Hello I'm a new student my name is Malinka Inu and I need my schedule" I icily snap giving the sectary a death glare that would make even InuYasha cower in fear
"Ok just one moment please, there should be a student from your first class here soon to escort you to class" She explains turning from me
"Whatever" was my reply
"Hay girl you Malinka," Some bigmouthed ruffian yells
"Yeah are you here to take me to the hell they call class?" I retort
"Yup the names Yusuke nice to meet ya" he says smirking
" Fine lets go spirit detective I have other things to do," I snap
Whoa!!!! How did you know that?" He screams
" Botan told me" I bite back
"What how do you know Botan?" He asks
"My boss is a friend of Koenma's" I answer
"Ok then whatever you say" Yusuke says completely freaked out
"Fine I want to get as far away from these stupid humans as soon as possible they reek" Snap holding my nose
Walking down the hall I sensed a very familiar ki was that Yohko? It felt just like him shacking my head I think back to what Sesshomaru had said this morning
" Remember Link things are not what they seem. Youkai don't run wild like they used to this world is controlled by humans"
'Dammit Sesshomaru why couldn't you have given this job to Kagura or Kenna' I think miserably
"My first class was history and we were learning about the fuadel era and the teacher had every thing all wrong. First he said that the greatest lord that had lived was Himoru. (Note Himoru is just someone I made up) and every demon that lived in that era knows damn well that Sesshomaru and InuYasha where and still are the greatest lords. Also he said crap about the war for the shekon no toma never being fought it's as if these people don't think demons exist. To make things worse I keep getting the feeling that Yohko is here but I don't know were.
"So Malinka how are you liking you first day here at Sarayashiki junior high" Keiko asks. Keiko is Yusuke's girlfriend and she knows I'm a demon.
" It sucks the teachers are stupid and if I hear another human scream or squeal I'll rip out their tongue and force feed it to them" I answer calmly
"Oh that's nice," She quietly says
"Yusuke Koenma has another mission for you," A cheery voice from above says. Glancing up I see Botan as cheery as ever " Oh and Link Sesshomaru has put you on the mission as well"
"WHAT!?!?!?!? He already has me on TWO count them TWO," I scream
"… Well yes but he and Koenma talked it over and he has taken you off those this one is top priority" She answers timidly
"What am I know a fucking lap dog?" I ask
" It would seem so, so shut up" A shot guy with black hair says as he and a guy with red hair walk up
"That was a rhetorical question moron and why would I ask a short stupid Mahayi want to be like you," I snap
"…Um what is Mahayi?" Keiko asks
" It's a very well known group of demon thief's run by two woman if I'm correct" The redhead explains
"It is," I confirm
" How do you know about it Malinka-san?" Keiko ventures
" Her and Shibo are the founders" Sesshomaru answers for me
"I really hate you Sesshou you do know that right, couldn't you of gotten Kagura or Kenna to do this" I ask avoiding the stares I was getting from the read head and shorty
"You going and that's that" He answers
"Oh I really must introduce you all, Sesshomaru, Link the red haired one ifs Kurama and the Black haired one is Hiei. Kurama the man with the white hair is Sesshomaru-sama and this nice friendly girl is Malinka-san" Botan introduces
" I'm guessing I'm not allowed to kill them?" I ask directly to Sesshomaru
" I really don't care if you do. Torture and maim them for all I care but it might be wise if you let them keep all the body parts and genitals" Sesshomaru answers with a smirk
"Hay what's going on who are they and why do they have such enormous amount of spirit energy" asks an orange haired kid that I saw earlier today walking around the school
"Oh this is Sesshomaru-sama and Malinka-san they are friends of Koenma's" Botan says "And this is…"
" I don't care what's the mission I have better things to do then sit here and chat to weak and otherwise pathetic humans" I growl changing into my demon form spreading my wings out
" Oh yes there is a man named Vegeta and he's going around killing people we want you to stop him" Botan says
Laughing I change back into my human form and sit down. Finishing laughing I look at Botan
" I don't need these wimps help I'll go find him and talk to him myself " I proclaim
"What! He's very powerful you can't go alone" Botan tells me
"I can if he's one of my best friends" I retort and run off to where I feel Veggie's ki
++++++++++Some where in some forest+++++++++++
"Hay Veggie you need to quit killing people" I order my answer is a ki blast aimed for the head "What was that for Vegeta"
"Hn, I was trying to kill you but you wont stay in one place" Answers a voice that's not completely Vegeta's
" Vegeta don't make me have to fight you I really don't want to but if you force me to…" I trail of as another ki blast get thrown at me "Fine if that's how you wanna play then lets play"
Ok that's the first chapter. What's happening to Veggie what has possessed him this time ? Well review and find out. Next time on "On the verge of Insane" Please Review PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
So who should I add to the mix in the next chapter? Another question for you why is it always Veggie getting possessed? And no one else? Sorry I was thinking about that today and couldn't figure out why so I thought I'd ask you nice smart people.
-Shi