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A/N: Hallo my loves! It's taken me a wee bit longer to update than it should have, and for that I apologize. Oh well, here is chapter 20 and I know my faithful reviewers (smile1 especially) will critique it and give me great advise. Also, I don't understand some of the abbreviations used. I've figured out Trory (duh) and I think literati means a story with a lot of descriptions and they're long. Narco is a Rory/Dean pairing. I don't know what OOC means, javajunky, and a few others. So pleez put in ur review what they mean or email me PLEEZ! kk on with the story.

Chapter 20: Rude Sausage and Austin Powers

Rory was released from the hospital the next morning, and she insisted they finish packing. Jess agreed, but he made her sit on the couch and wouldn't let her lift anything. If he thought Rory looked tired or worn out, he immediately carried her to a nearby room and made her lay down and try to sleep. At first, Rory thought it was sweet, but after a few hours of it she started to get annoyed. She was bored to tears because not only was she not "allowed" to help with the packing. Jess was running around like a maniac and didn't have time to keep her company.

She felt the tears start to well up in her eyes, but she tried to blink them away. They were persistent, though and soon started rolling down her cheeks as she stared at the walls of Jess' bedroom. Taping up boxes in the living room, Jess heard a sniffle and he snuck into his room to investigate. Rory was crying and she had her arms wrapped around her stomach. Jess ran over to her and kneeled down to look at her.

"What's wrong?" he inquired as he brushed some of her tears away.

Rory held back her tears and said, "I want to help! I don't have anything to do, and you're too busy to talk to me."

When she said it out loud, she wanted to curl up in embarrassment. Rory knew she sounded like a child, but she couldn't help the way she felt. Like a flash, the doctor's warnings about mood swings came into her head. Jess knew her hormones were off and he tried to comfort her. Rory pushed his arms off and stood up and paced the room in front of him.

"God! What's wrong with me? I'm crying for no good reason, and I can't stop! I just want to bawl my eyes out all the time!" she exclaimed while drying her tears.

Jess grinned, "There's nothing wrong with you. Do you want to come into the living room?"

Rory enthusiastically nodded her head. Jess grabbed her hand and they walked back to the living room. She sat down on the floor and they taped up the rest of the boxes together. Luke put them all in his truck and the four of them rode to Jess and Rory's new apartment. Jess and Luke unloaded the truck and carried all of the Mariano's stuff into their brand new place. They were able to buy a lot of furniture from the generous people of Stars Hollow. They had a basic living room and bedroom set. Rory's grandparents had given them a brand new kitchen table that was beautiful, but not too extravagant.

Rory pointed to where things should go, while the two men pushed furniture around. Lorelai tried her hand at ordering them around; they listened to her orders and moved the couch around for ten minutes before they gave up. Lorelai shrieked with laughter as they moved the sofa from one end of the living room to the other. After a couple of hours, everything was set up and all they had to do was unpack boxes. Jess said they could do that later in the week, so they ordered a pizza for dinner.

"I don't like the sausage because they're being rude to the pepperoni," Lorelai informed everyone as they ate, "what do you think, Jess."

Jess smirked, "I think you've lost your mind."

"Hey! No fair," Lorelai pouted, "You're supposed to be nice to me. I didn't kill you when you had sex with my daughter and got her knocked up!"

Rory blushed a deep red, "Mom!"

"What?" Lorelai said defensively, "I didn't kill him when he had sex with you, so he should be nice to me!"

Luke just shook his head, "Lorelai!"

"What?!" she exclaimed as she looked around at the other three.

Jess smirked again, "You're right, Lorelai. I should be nice to you because I did have sex with your daughter and I did knock her up, so yeah, the sausage is being rude to the pepperoni."

"Jess!" Rory cried, completely appalled at Jess' outburst.

Jess smirked at her, and sent her a sexy gaze that would have made her fall over if she hadn't have been sitting down. The look also made her face turn redder than it already was. A feat Jess didn't even think was possible. Luke just groaned at the two of them and shook his head. Jess just grinned at him as he took his paper plate to the trashcan. Luke helped him clean up, while the girls scurried into the living room to have a girl talk.

"Are you okay with not going to Yale this year?" Lorelai asked after they had been talking about unimportant things such as music and movies.

Rory tried to lie to her mother, much the way she had been lying to herself the past few months, "What? Oh yeah, I'm fine with the whole thing. I'll still be going next fall, right?"

Lorelai smiled at Rory's attempt to fool her, "And how do we really feel?"

"Bad. A little angry and scared. What if I don't go next fall? What if I never get a chance to go?" Rory sighed, as tears threatened to fall down her porcelain cheek.

"Oh baby! You will go to Yale next fall. I'll make sure of that and so will Jess. We all love you and you know I'll help you whenever and however I can."

"Yeah, mom I know," Rory told her.

She leaned over and hugged her mother and best friend. Rory loved Lorelai immensely, and she didn't know what she would do without her. These talks always reassured her that everything would be fine, and everything would work out. Jess could say it, too, but sometimes she believed certain things better coming from her mother. Not wanting to upset her, Jess sometimes tried to shield her from reality, but Lorelai didn't. Lorelai held her little girl in her arms until her baby's husband and her own boyfriend came back into the room.

Jess didn't know what had been bothering Rory. She had been trying to hide things from him all day. He knew something was bothering her, and he had a suspicion it was about Yale. She hadn't eaten all day, and he watched her carefully as she moved food around her plate and stuffed it into napkins to be thrown away. As soon as Luke and Lorelai left, he decided he would talk to Rory about what was bothering her. Lorelai and Rory pulled out of their embrace as soon as Jess and Luke came back into the room.

"Lorelai, are you ready to go?" Luke asked her, hinting that the kids needed to be alone in their new place.

She looked at him perplexed, until he answered her with his eyes, "Oh! Yeah, I'm ready. Rory, sweetie, don't do anything I wouldn't do. Don't eat any vegetables Jess tries to feed you, and drink coffee if you're allowed.

"Okay mom, have a good drive back to Stars Hollow," Rory laughed, hugging her mom, secretly not wanting to let go.

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The elder Gilmore and Luke finally pulled away from the apartment building. Lorelai was sad now that her baby was leaving her. Her daughter was married before her! That alone was preposterous. Who got married before their own mother? The whole thing made her feel older than she really was. She was only 34, but she was going to be a grandmother in a few months. She hadn't said a word through the whole ride, and after a few minutes, Lorelai felt a warm hand cover her own. Grabbing Luke's hand, she gave it a small squeeze in thanks. They had known each other for so long that they didn't even need words to know what the other one was feeling.

Luke knew this must be hard for Lorelai to deal with. In the past few months her daughter had run away, and turned up in a hospital. Then, Lorelai found out Rory was pregnant. She had to help Rory plan her wedding, and now, Rory was gone. They never got to go to Europe like they had planned, and now Rory wouldn't go to Yale like they had planned. All of her dreams for her little girl were crashing around her. Luke knew she needed something to hold on to, so he gave her his hand.

"She's an adult, Lorelai," he tried to tell her.

Lorelai almost laughed, "An adult! Luke, she's 17 years old. 17!"

"Yeah, but she's much more mature than a normal seventeen year old. And much more responsible," he remarked.

"So responsible that she had unprotected sex, and is now pregnant," Lorelai mumbled under her breath.

Luke tried to comfort her, but she wouldn't be. All Lorelai wanted to do was go home and have a good cry while looking at all of Rory's baby pictures. Luke took her home and asked her if she wanted any company. As expected, Lorelai refused and trudged into her house. Usually, it seemed warm and inviting, but today it seemed big and empty. Empty like her heart, and her life. Even though she loved Luke, Loved? she thought; she was too tired to think about that now. Even though she... somethinged Luke, her life was still empty. Her daughter was grown up and gone, she wasn't married. Even though her inn was underway, that was all she really had. Lorelai decided to think about the love/like thing in the morning after her good cry.

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Rory lay on the couch after Luke and Lorelai left without saying a word. Jess had sensed something was bothering her all day, and he finally wanted to confront her about it. Sitting on the opposite end of the couch, he grabbed small, delicate feet and put them in his lap. Jess slipped her flip- flops off of her feet and started to massage them. Rory moaned after a couple of minutes and he chuckled to himself. He quit suddenly, and Rory sat up slowly. Jess leaned forward and kissed her passionately.

Rory felt herself starting to get wrapped up in the kiss, when Jess unexpectedly pulled away. She wanted more, but realized he wanted something in return. She looked at him with wide eyes and slightly swollen lips. The sooner he asked whatever it was he needed to ask, the sooner they could be in their knew room having sex. Sex. That's all she had been able to think about all day. At one point when no one was in the room with her, the doctor told her that her hormone levels would cause her to become very... turned on. What he had failed to mention, however, was that she would be... turned on ALL the time. Just looking at Jess made her mind go into the gutter. Watching him carry all the boxes was utter torture to her changing body.

"Rory, what's wrong?" Jess asked her. There was no playing tone in his voice.

She smiled, "I was feeling scared that I might never be able to go to Yale, but Mom and I talked and now I'm fine."

"That was too easy, there has to be something else bothering you," Jess replied skeptically.

Before he knew it, Rory had lunged at him and was now savagely attacking his lips with her own. As he opened his mouth to protest she thrust her tongue into it. Rory had her body pressed against his and she was trying to undress him as she tugged him into their bedroom. He came out of his stupor quickly and started to undress her as well. Tumbling onto their bed, he asked her what was going on.

"Well, let's just say my hormones have started to make me horny baby," she told him, imitating Austin Powers.

He laughed as they started their dance of love. It was a much needed stress reliever for him as well as it was for her. Both came out of it feeling closer to each other than they had in a very long time and they cuddled against each other's naked bodies as their breathing slowed into harmony with one another.

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