Yellow: Hello! This is my first fan fic, and my first post on Fanfiction.net! I have a couple of things to tell you people...like....I, and..hope....and that you...and like...and my fanfic! ;) I know for a fact that I'll get flames for this...but oh well, Happy readings!!!
Disclaimer: oh yea, I own stuff! I own loads of stuff! I own several Zelda games...I own this fan fic! But no! I don't own own Zelda, or any of the other characters of the games! ^_^
Yellow: now I will explain the many simple rules of reading this fanfic -
1) you read it from left to right! (otherwise it would make no sense!)
2) ** = extras or actions
3) () = thoughts
ok....now what? Oh yea! the fic! ^_^;
Chapter 1 - It was a dark and stormy night! (really?)
Narrator: It was a dark and stormy night (he he he!) and all the inhabitants of the Kokiri Forest were sleeping soundly in their snug beds. All but one child had beautiful dreams about the next day and what they would do for fun. The only child withought that beautiful dream was a young boy named Link. Link dreamed of a horrible man with a red mohawk and a giant gem on his forehead, riding on a horse with a strange girl captive. He was gonna run over Link (NOOOOOO) and then...he woke up panting and sweating.
Link: *pant pant*
Narrator: see! I told you! XP
Link: what a freaky dream! *looks outside his window and sees it's raining* Oh well!
Narrator: the next day Link is talking with his old friend Saria.
Link: yea...he was really ugly, and was about to run me over! Then I woke up! ^_^;
Saria: and what did you do after you woke up? O_o
Link: :D I went back to sleep!
Saria: -_-' you just went back to sleep?!?!? seriously?!?!
Link: yea! I WAS kinda tired!
Saria: ¬.¬ riiiight!
Link: O_o hey! Wassat?
Saria: what?
Link: That! *pointing at a shining object coming straigh for Link*
Strange shining object: *high piched voice* look out!
Narrator: the strange shining object, just so happened to be a fairy, and it crashed head firts into Links face. The fairy fell dizzily to the floor, and Link fell off the log he was sitting on from surprise. The fairy dusted herself and bowed politely.
Fairy: I'm looking for a boy!
Saria: *looking at Link* uhhhh...*pointing at Link* he's a boy!
Fairy: Who is to help us save the Great Deku Tree!
Link: *frowning* He's over there *pointing to a boy standing near the opening to the great Deku Tree* He's Mido!
Navi: No! The great Deku Tree told me it was some kid without a fairy! *looks at Link* Ok, dude, I'm your fairy until you die!
Link: *blink blink* uhhhh....did I sign a permission slip for this or something? I don't remember being told I was ever getting a fairy!
Saria: what are waiting for! You'll finally be like everyone else and Mido will have to accept you cuz you've got a fairy now!!!! :D
Link: ¬.¬ since when did he care if anyone had a fairy?
Saria: >. don't be so dificult!
Link: O_o ok ok!
Fairy: I'm Navi!
Link: I'm Link!
Saria: I'm Saria! Nice to -
Link: *interrupts Saria* ok! Enough with the formal! Now what, Navi?
Navi: *pacing* Uhhh...now....hmmm.....lemme see.........errrrrr.....
Link: *falling asleep* *yawn*
Navi: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*drooling and staring into space*
Link: *blink blink* Umm...Saria?
Saria: yea! *blink blink*
Link: I think we broke her! *starts poking Navi*
Sound Effect Dude: TING! *light bulb*
Navi: NOW I REMEMBER! :D
Link: great what? :D
Navi: The Great Deku Tree has been poisoned, and you have to help him! :D
Link: great :D but...:( how am I suposed to do that? I don't have anything but the clothes on my back and you!
Saria: I know!!!! You can buy a sheild, and....I think there's a sword somewhere in a hidden cove......that's hidden! :D
Link: *looks at her with doubt*
Navi: *beams from ear to ear* GREAT!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!
Link: Uhhhhh....OK! :D
Narrator: The group goes off to look for a hidden cove near a garden.....(but they don't know that! ^_~) Saria decides to stay behind and make up excuses for anyone who asks for Link.
Navi: I can't wait! First we're gonna swing with the sword....then we're gonna put the sword in a seith.....and then we're gonna unpoison the Great Deku Tree with the sword!!! XD
Link: O_o is unpoison even a word?
Navi: who cares!!!! :D
Saria: Have fun!!!! :D *waves at Link and Navi* (I feel like a mom! -_-')
Narrator: After a couple of seconds walking, Link bumps into a girl.
Girl: Hi Link! O_o ooooooh! I see you got a fairy! I told ya the Great Deku Tree would send you one! :D
Link: Yea! Thanks!
Navi: *whispering* who was that?
Link: *whispers back* Dunno!
Narrator: After a one minute, Link bumps into a friend of his that's practicing his targeting with rocks!
Boy: Hey Link! If you press Z button -
Link: *interupting him* save it for Nintendo!
Boy: *shrugs* There's a hidden cove over there! *pointing to a hidden cove* You can crawl through it....but that's hidden and no one knows about it!
Link: uhhh....right! save it for Nintendo!
Navi: Hey look! A hidden cove....that's hidden!!!! :D
Link: it's too small to just walk through! I'll have to crawl!
Narrator: Link starts crawling....and what is THIS?!?! OH NO!!!! DEAR GOD!!! LINK'S BEEN STABBED IN THE BACK BY A MOBLIN!!!! GET AWAY YOU FEIND!!!! HOW DARE YOU HURT SIR LINK SO!! OH YUCK!!!!
Link: *angrily* A MOBLIN NEVER STABBED ME IN THE BACK! I'm still here you moron! Stop narrating stuiff that isn't true!!! >_
Navi: time for a new Narrator!!
A_I Narrator: Hi! I'll be your narrator for the rest of this fic!
Narrator: NO FAIR!!!! >. *little girl voice* GO AWAY!
A_I Narrator: ok! I'll leave then! bye! :D
Link: and Navi: *blink* (Gee, that was fast! O_o)
Narrator: I promise i won't narrate things that haven't happened yet!!!! >_;
Link: good! (yet?!?! O_o;)
Narrator: (shoot! now I have to say what really happens! ¬.¬') Link crawls through the cove and ends up in a sort of maze with giant balls of vines roling around.
Link: Wow! They keep rolling around in the same path!
Navi: great! That way it'll be easier for us to get the sword! Let's go!!! :D
Narrator: to be continued! -_-'
Link: what?!?!
Navi: why?!?!?!
Yellow: Cuz I said so!
Navi: who's that?!?! Are...*gasp* are you my conscience?
Yellow: yes! I'm everyone's conscience!!! XD
Navi: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *drooling and staring into space*
Link: *blink* I think you broke her! O_o
Yellow: *poking Navi* right! Well.....*stops poking Navi* That's enough for today! Uhhh...see you whenever! :D
ok..now on the author's note -
Yellow: I know....really corny! But, I liked the fight between Link and the Narrator! :D Anyway ummm....I'll try to upate as regularly as possible...but....I'm known for my lateness! ;) oh well, until next time!
Disclaimer: oh yea, I own stuff! I own loads of stuff! I own several Zelda games...I own this fan fic! But no! I don't own own Zelda, or any of the other characters of the games! ^_^
Yellow: now I will explain the many simple rules of reading this fanfic -
1) you read it from left to right! (otherwise it would make no sense!)
2) ** = extras or actions
3) () = thoughts
ok....now what? Oh yea! the fic! ^_^;
Chapter 1 - It was a dark and stormy night! (really?)
Narrator: It was a dark and stormy night (he he he!) and all the inhabitants of the Kokiri Forest were sleeping soundly in their snug beds. All but one child had beautiful dreams about the next day and what they would do for fun. The only child withought that beautiful dream was a young boy named Link. Link dreamed of a horrible man with a red mohawk and a giant gem on his forehead, riding on a horse with a strange girl captive. He was gonna run over Link (NOOOOOO) and then...he woke up panting and sweating.
Link: *pant pant*
Narrator: see! I told you! XP
Link: what a freaky dream! *looks outside his window and sees it's raining* Oh well!
Narrator: the next day Link is talking with his old friend Saria.
Link: yea...he was really ugly, and was about to run me over! Then I woke up! ^_^;
Saria: and what did you do after you woke up? O_o
Link: :D I went back to sleep!
Saria: -_-' you just went back to sleep?!?!? seriously?!?!
Link: yea! I WAS kinda tired!
Saria: ¬.¬ riiiight!
Link: O_o hey! Wassat?
Saria: what?
Link: That! *pointing at a shining object coming straigh for Link*
Strange shining object: *high piched voice* look out!
Narrator: the strange shining object, just so happened to be a fairy, and it crashed head firts into Links face. The fairy fell dizzily to the floor, and Link fell off the log he was sitting on from surprise. The fairy dusted herself and bowed politely.
Fairy: I'm looking for a boy!
Saria: *looking at Link* uhhhh...*pointing at Link* he's a boy!
Fairy: Who is to help us save the Great Deku Tree!
Link: *frowning* He's over there *pointing to a boy standing near the opening to the great Deku Tree* He's Mido!
Navi: No! The great Deku Tree told me it was some kid without a fairy! *looks at Link* Ok, dude, I'm your fairy until you die!
Link: *blink blink* uhhhh....did I sign a permission slip for this or something? I don't remember being told I was ever getting a fairy!
Saria: what are waiting for! You'll finally be like everyone else and Mido will have to accept you cuz you've got a fairy now!!!! :D
Link: ¬.¬ since when did he care if anyone had a fairy?
Saria: >. don't be so dificult!
Link: O_o ok ok!
Fairy: I'm Navi!
Link: I'm Link!
Saria: I'm Saria! Nice to -
Link: *interrupts Saria* ok! Enough with the formal! Now what, Navi?
Navi: *pacing* Uhhh...now....hmmm.....lemme see.........errrrrr.....
Link: *falling asleep* *yawn*
Navi: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*drooling and staring into space*
Link: *blink blink* Umm...Saria?
Saria: yea! *blink blink*
Link: I think we broke her! *starts poking Navi*
Sound Effect Dude: TING! *light bulb*
Navi: NOW I REMEMBER! :D
Link: great what? :D
Navi: The Great Deku Tree has been poisoned, and you have to help him! :D
Link: great :D but...:( how am I suposed to do that? I don't have anything but the clothes on my back and you!
Saria: I know!!!! You can buy a sheild, and....I think there's a sword somewhere in a hidden cove......that's hidden! :D
Link: *looks at her with doubt*
Navi: *beams from ear to ear* GREAT!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!
Link: Uhhhhh....OK! :D
Narrator: The group goes off to look for a hidden cove near a garden.....(but they don't know that! ^_~) Saria decides to stay behind and make up excuses for anyone who asks for Link.
Navi: I can't wait! First we're gonna swing with the sword....then we're gonna put the sword in a seith.....and then we're gonna unpoison the Great Deku Tree with the sword!!! XD
Link: O_o is unpoison even a word?
Navi: who cares!!!! :D
Saria: Have fun!!!! :D *waves at Link and Navi* (I feel like a mom! -_-')
Narrator: After a couple of seconds walking, Link bumps into a girl.
Girl: Hi Link! O_o ooooooh! I see you got a fairy! I told ya the Great Deku Tree would send you one! :D
Link: Yea! Thanks!
Navi: *whispering* who was that?
Link: *whispers back* Dunno!
Narrator: After a one minute, Link bumps into a friend of his that's practicing his targeting with rocks!
Boy: Hey Link! If you press Z button -
Link: *interupting him* save it for Nintendo!
Boy: *shrugs* There's a hidden cove over there! *pointing to a hidden cove* You can crawl through it....but that's hidden and no one knows about it!
Link: uhhh....right! save it for Nintendo!
Navi: Hey look! A hidden cove....that's hidden!!!! :D
Link: it's too small to just walk through! I'll have to crawl!
Narrator: Link starts crawling....and what is THIS?!?! OH NO!!!! DEAR GOD!!! LINK'S BEEN STABBED IN THE BACK BY A MOBLIN!!!! GET AWAY YOU FEIND!!!! HOW DARE YOU HURT SIR LINK SO!! OH YUCK!!!!
Link: *angrily* A MOBLIN NEVER STABBED ME IN THE BACK! I'm still here you moron! Stop narrating stuiff that isn't true!!! >_
Navi: time for a new Narrator!!
A_I Narrator: Hi! I'll be your narrator for the rest of this fic!
Narrator: NO FAIR!!!! >. *little girl voice* GO AWAY!
A_I Narrator: ok! I'll leave then! bye! :D
Link: and Navi: *blink* (Gee, that was fast! O_o)
Narrator: I promise i won't narrate things that haven't happened yet!!!! >_;
Link: good! (yet?!?! O_o;)
Narrator: (shoot! now I have to say what really happens! ¬.¬') Link crawls through the cove and ends up in a sort of maze with giant balls of vines roling around.
Link: Wow! They keep rolling around in the same path!
Navi: great! That way it'll be easier for us to get the sword! Let's go!!! :D
Narrator: to be continued! -_-'
Link: what?!?!
Navi: why?!?!?!
Yellow: Cuz I said so!
Navi: who's that?!?! Are...*gasp* are you my conscience?
Yellow: yes! I'm everyone's conscience!!! XD
Navi: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *drooling and staring into space*
Link: *blink* I think you broke her! O_o
Yellow: *poking Navi* right! Well.....*stops poking Navi* That's enough for today! Uhhh...see you whenever! :D
Yellow: I know....really corny! But, I liked the fight between Link and the Narrator! :D Anyway ummm....I'll try to upate as regularly as possible...but....I'm known for my lateness! ;) oh well, until next time!