Yellow: *looks around* wow! Chapter 2! Amazin'!!! Well...enjoy!
Chapter 2 - Hidden sword and the Great Deku Tree!
Narrator: We last found our...*ahem* hero...in a fix!
Link: It was not a fix! ¬.¬ We had just finished deducting that it would be easy cuz the giant balls of vines move in a circular path!
Navi: Hey, that sounded really smart! :D (o.o are those que-cards?)
Link: ^_^ thank you!
Narrator: ¬.¬ too bad the "cuz" ruined it! ¬_¬
Link: whatever! the point is...I have to get to a chest! Hey, Navi, fly over the maze and tell me which way the chest is!
Navi: Can't! ._.
Link: *confused* what?!?! Why not?
Navi: Cuz I think the system programer programmed me to not be able to fly over one foot of you unless there's an item in the sky!
Link: *still confused* right!
Narrator: I think the system programmer didn't want to make the hero lazy! (I'm having fun harrasing this guy! XD)
Link: whatever! (It's not working, idiot! ¬_¬) ok..first let's go through this corner......aaaaaand....
Navi: hey look! :D It looks exactly the same.....uhhhh.......:D hey LOOK!!!
Link: *looking everywhere but foreward* what? do you see the chest?
Navi: yes! :D
Link: where? :o HEY COOL!
Navi: YAY! I get to turn yellow now and circle the chest!!!! weeeeee!!!!!! :D
Link: and I'll follow!!!
Navi: but what's that big green thing that's coming toward us? O_o
Link: *running as fast as he can toward the chest* GIANT BALL OF VINES!!!!!! RUUUUN!!!!!!
Navi: or in my case....FLY!!!!!!!!
Narrator: and....yep! You got it...he escaped the evil clutches (or prickles) of the giant ball of vines! If he HAD gotten squashed....we'd have to say all of this all over again! :D
Link: *grabbing on to the chest* Did we make it? >_
Navi: yep! :D bye bye, mister ball of vines!!!
Ball of Vines: bye bye, little fairy!
Navi: what a nice ball of vines! ^_^
Link: *freaked out* right! Narrator, you take it from here!
Narrator: tension builds between us folks, as Link faces the treasure chest! If I were a pirate, I'm sure I would have snatched that chest...but it looks like it's stuck to the ground! I have pink underwear! Link has his hands on the chest....and...and...folks he's pulling it open! My GOD! THE CHEST IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN HIM!!!! Will his hand reach the treasure inside the chest? Oh no! Folks he's fallen inside the chest! and and.....my butt iches! FOLKS, LINK HAS GOTTEN OUT OF THE CHEST UNHARMED!! Yes that's right! He's taken out a beautiful sword!!
Link: OK!!! That's enough!
Navi: :D now we only have to buy a sheild!
Link: It's only 40 rupees in the store we have!
Narrator: ON TO THE COLLECTING OF RUPEES!!! (I got really into this!)
- a couple of seconds later -
Link: Hey, Saria!
Saria: I see you got the sword! Nice! Here's 5 rupees! ^_^
Link: five? five?!?!? that's it?!?!!
Saria: uhhh...yeeeeaaaa!
Link: I need 40.....not 5!!!!
Saria: I'm sure the twins would be happy enough to lend you some moeny!
Link: Yea...but how am I going to pay them back?
Saria: I dunno!
Link: Nah! I'll just go to mido's house...."break in", open all those chests he's got there....and I'll just collect some more in that weird grass that doesn't seem to move unless I cut it!
Saria: yea! I guess you right!
Link: Oh yea! :o I can also smash some of those tacky pots in the twins house!
Saria: yea...that too! *nodds* Ok....I'll meet you later!
Link: what?!? Aren't you gonna come with me?
Saria: me? Course not! This is the part where I mysteriously disapear! ;)
Link: oh yea!
Narrator: what? I'm sorry I was sleeping! I missed everything! Could you repeat all that again?
Saria and Link and Navi: *evil glare*
Narrator: ^_^; kidding!!! kidding!
- later -
Narrator: sooooo.........Link did as he planned....he "broke in" Mido's house, opened the many chests he had, went to the twins house, broke some pots in their faces (Why did'n they do anything? O_o) and ran in the grass like a maniac, not even once looking at the floor!! Now, he's going to the shop to buy a sheild for 40 rupees!
Link: Great! Now that i've got a sheild....I have to go to Mido and kill the evil inside the Gear Deku Tree! (or so Navi has told me!)
Narrator: sooo..Link goes up to where Mido stands guard of the 'way to the Great Deu Tree'
Mido: Hey look it's .....the.....fairylessssss.....
Link: *snickers* That's right! I got a fairy! If you don't mind, I have to see the Great Deku Tree!
Mido: You can't see him! He's sick! and besides...you need the proper gear to pass me!
Link: *takes out his sword and sheild* HAH!
Mido: dang it! *sulking* you can pass! *gets out of the way* *mumbles to himself* Stupid guy who didn't have a fairy and now hes got one!
Narrator: Link passes Mido and.....what's this?
Link: Hey, Navi, what are you doing?
Navi: My fairy insticts tell me that this is no flower! This is a monster!
Link: cool! Navi, gimme stats!
Navi: Uhhhh.....it's purple and has a really big mouth!
Link: NO! Gimme advice on how to kill it!!
Navi: Uuuummm....SLASH IT! *nodds* (I feel smart! ^_^)
Link: -_-' oookay!
- a few slashes later -
Link: Look! We got to the Great Deku Tree! :D
Great Deku Tree: Thank you, Navi, for bringing me young Link! Come forth, little fairy!
Navi: *flying over to the Great Deku Tree* weeeee!
Narrator: *checks watch* maaaan....this is taking long!
Link: Shut up! Besides, you don't even have a body!
Narrator: I don't?!? o_o;
Link: ¬.¬ no! You are a disembodied voice!!! DISEMBODIED!
Navi: *flying back to Link* :D
Link: What happened?
Navi: The Great Deaku Tree healed by stupidity, soooo...now my intellengece is that of a normal fairy....again!
Link: Nice!
Navi: Yep!
Great Deku Tree: Well, young man, you have been chosen by the gods to save the world!
Link: O_O
Great Deku Tree: I thought that would happen! But...There is no time to waste! A man riding a horse with an evil aura came here one ngiht and poisnoned me! You have been chosen to save the world, and thus cure me!
Link: O_O
Great Deku Tree: ahem!
Link: O_O [totally speechless]
Great Deku Tree: *cough* ...I SAID THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE! *opens mouth* now get inside of me, and go to the deepest part of the dungeon! There you will find the monster that has been causing me such pain!
Link: *snapped out of it when the Geat Deku Tree yelled at him* uhh...ok! C'mon Navi!
Narrator: (I don't feel like going inside of a tree! It makes me fee like he's going to eat us! This wasn't in the contract!)
Yellow: to be conitued! :D ookay! see ya'll next time!
Link: WHAT?!?! THAT'S IT?!?!
Yellow: Hey! What are you doing in my room? O_o
Link: ¬_¬ i came outta the TV!
Yellow: COOL!!!! XD
Navi: Hey look! There's music coming out of this big white screen!
Link: Cool! Lemme see!
Navi: There are words on this TV screen! *_*
Yellow: *pushes Link and Navi aside, saves and closes the fic* You can't look at that!
Link: Just a peek!
Yellow: NO!
Link: pweeees!!!
Yellow: Nooooo!
Inner-Yellow: Until next time! I gotta figure out how these guys got outta my TV screen!!! Most importantly...how am I writting this if I saved and closed the fic?!?! O_o One of life's many mysteries!